Chapter 58: Toss off Breezy Replies
Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Yan Chen took out a card and handed it to Mo Fei, “Mo Fei, this is the members.h.i.+p card of my family’s restaurants. Take it and you can eat in all the multiple shops.”
Mo Fei then looked at Yan Chen with moving tears in his eyes, “Yanyan, is it for free?”
“Of course.” said Yan Chen pridely.
“Yanyan, you are awesome! You are so good to me. I nearly fall in love with you!” Mo Fei then leered at Yan Chen.
Yan Chen blinked his eyes and said innocently, “Mo Fei, I only love my Chenchen.”
Mo Fei’s body went stiff! d.a.m.n it! So his leering goes to nothing~
Mo Fei looked at the card and said surprisingly, “Yanyan, so the famous EatEat Eat Restaurant belongs to your family!”
Yan Chen nodded, “Yeah! My dad said when I first learnt to speak, I could only say eat eat eat, so my dad changed the name of his restaurant to Eat Eat Eat Restaurant. And ever since then, the business has been on fire. And my dad said I am his lucky star.”
Mo Fei, “…”
Looking at the empty platform, Mo Fei turned to Yan Chen, “Cla.s.s has begun, but the teacher still hasn’t come. Is it the cla.s.s of that “Only-he-can-set-fire-while-others can-not-burn-a-candle”?”
Yan Chen then winked at Mo Fei nervously.
Mo Fei looked at Yan Chen in confusion, while Yan Chen’s face reddened all over because of anxiety.
An old man with white beard was standing by the door, looking at Mo Fei sullenly.
Mo Fei’s face twitched a bit.
“Mo Fei, stand up now!”
Mo Fei then stood up reluctantly. When one was in bad luck, he even got water stuck between the teeth! Mo Fei then looked at the old man with white beard sadly.
“Mo Fei, are you speaking ill of me?” sneered the white beard old man.
Mo Fei then said awkwardly, “No, teacher, this is a mistake. How would I dare to badmouth you?”
“Mistake? No mistake. Don’t you think I have no idea what youwere talking about me behind my back? Let me tell you. What I want is oppressing you! History tells us there’s oppressing everywhere.” The old man then laughed sharply, making Mo Fei’s blood frozen.
Mo Fei frowned, thinking, “Shouldn’t there be the latter half of ‘there’s oppressing everywhere’?”
Like he had guessed what Mo Fei was thinking, the old man with white beard said exaltedly, “Yes, yes, yes. You all know where there is oppressing, there’s revolting.”
Then he snorted, “Revolting? Do you think you can? If you dare revolt me, I will never let you pa.s.s and you can only retake it!”
Mo Fei lowered his head, thinking, “This old man is vicious!”
“Mo Fei, let me ask you. How was Yan Kingdom annihilated in the year 3422 in Star history?”
Mo Fei’s eyes shone. He knew the answer, “In the year 3417 in Star history, two brothers Yan Xinglie and Yan Xingde overturned the former dynasty and set up Yan Kingdom. But meanwhile the two brothers fell in love with the former king’s consort Wen Xue’er. So the brothers stifled openly and secretly for years, only making the ma.s.ses suffer. Finally Yan Kingdom got overturned by w.a.n.g Xing and Wen Xue’er finally became w.a.n.g Xing’s favored consort.”
“Then how did the level 8 master w.a.n.g Mingyang die in the year 3512 in Star history?”
“w.a.n.g Mingyang had a childhood fiancée called w.a.n.g Qinghe. His fiancée got a heavy disease. And the doctor told him only his heart could save his fiancée. So he dug out his heart and died.” This idiot! That doctor was disguised by his love rival. After he died, his rival in love married w.a.n.g Qinghe. One could be silly sometimes, but not too silly all the time. Otherwise, that would be his fatal weakness.
“Between 3572 and 3574 in Star history, Meng Kingdom has changed three kings in three years’ time. What happened?”
“The Madam of the king Meng Ran Li Qian’er was a pin-up who won Meng Fan’s fondness. One time Li Qian’er saw Meng Ran’s handsome younger brother Meng Hao and had a crush, so she poisoned Meng Ran and enthroned Meng Hao. But it turned out Meng Hao was had s.e.xual dysfuntion and couldn’t satisfy Li Qian’er. So Li Qian’er poisoned Meng Hao to death and then enthroned Meng Xing. And then she became Meng Xing’s consort.” Lian Qian’er really didn’t come to this world in vain!
The old man with white beard then smiled, “Good, good. They are all right. Good job!”
Yan Chen looked at Mo Fei with star eyes, making Mo Fei a little shy, saying, “My answers are not so overall.”
The old man with white bear snorted, “Anything about beauties, you would know every detail, while it’s something having nothing to do with beauties, your answers are a total mess. What do you want?”
Mo Fei thought to himself, “This old man’s brain still works! He totally sees me through.”
Then the old man sneered unkindly, “Since you are so interested in women, you will be reincarnated as a woman in afterlife. But even if you are reincarnated as a woman, it’s impossible that you want to enjoy a joyful bed life like other beauties.”
Mo Fei, “…” This old man! He wouldn’t mind if he didn’t bless him to be surrounded by hot chicks in her next life. But how could he curse him to be reincarnated as a woman! This old fox!