949. Cang Qian Became Suspicious (1)
Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Mo Fei, grim-faced, was struggling in the bog, “What the h.e.l.l is this rat doing in the mud? Oh, it stinks. I smell all over.”
Lou Yu pulled him out of the bog and said, “Let’s move, the dead rat has run away again.”
Mo Fei blackened his face, saying angrily, “How could that silly rat run so fast?”
Lou Yu shrugged his shoulders and said, “Who knows?”
“Are you sure it’s the Tianhe Earth thunderbolt? If it’s not, it would be a big trouble. Having been chasing it all the way, what if it’s a fake one?” said Mo Fei.
Lou Yu nodded and said, “There can be no mistake. I’m sure it is.”
Mo Fei bit his teeth, “if so, then let’s keep chasing.”
“To the east.” Lou Yu frowned.
Mo Fei gritted his teeth and quickly followed him.
…
Boss Lou sat on Cang Qian’s thigh eating a chicken leg.
Holding him, Cang Qian swept over Qian Ye and others, “Hasn’t Mo Fei come back?”
Qian Ye nodded, a little worried. “Not yet.”
Cang Qian rubbed Boss Lou’s hair and said gloatingly, “boy, you two dads abandon you. You poor thing! Why should you do in the future?”
With a pig’s foot in his mouth, Boss Lou rolled his eyes, looking at Cang Qian, completely having no idea what he saying.
Cang Qian threw a stare at him angrily, “Your dads have abandoned, and you still have such a good appet.i.te? What a heartless creature!”
Boss Lou stopped suddenly while he was eating, his face turned red, and he babbled at Cang Qian.
Cang Qian, head turning sideways, looked at him, confused, “Little thing, why are you babbling? Huh? Is it possible you think it through and want to drink alcohol?”
Looking at Boss Lou, Qian Ye said to Cang Qian with a trembling voice, “Senior, I guess it’s not that he wants to drink, but wants to p.o.o.p.”
Cang Qian’s face instantly changed.
“Why are you so annoying, boy?” Cang Qian yelled angrily.
Boss Lou, face turning red, looked at Cang Qian with embarra.s.sment.
Cang Qian, wearing a stern face, said solemnly, “Little thing, hold it! If you can’t, I’ll beat you!”
“Poof~” A foul smell rose. Eyes flickering, Boss Lou looked at Cang Qian innocently.
“Ah! It stinks! You dirty little brat.” Cang Qian yelled.
Mo Yi held up Boss Lou while saying, “Senior, isn’t it a normal thing a child p.o.o.ps after eating too much? Only a Pi Xiu (A beast in ancient Chinese fairy) would only eat but not p.o.o.p!”
Cang Qian darkened his face. “Hurry, take him away.”
In Mo Yi’s arms, Boss Lou turned around to look a Cang Qian affectionately.
“Senior, it seems Boss Lou likes you a lot. He doesn’t want to leave you.” smiled Mo Yi.
Cang Qian gave a n.o.ble snort and said, “That’s my personality charm.”
…
Cheng Mobai walked in, looking a bit awful, “People of Gu family are coming, so are people of Tianji Sect.”
Qian Ye’s face changed, “those ghost-like haunting things! What do they want?”
Cang Qian said with a fake smile, “They probably want to kill you and eat you. There are a lot of you. Steamed, boiled and braised, they could make a full table of dishes.”
“Senior, you must be kidding.” Qian Ye smiled and secretly said to himself in the heart: You are the one they want to eat actually!
Cang Qian licked his lips and said, “I’m not kidding. You know, when you live long enough, you would want to try different things, like pork, beef, I’ve already had enough. So now I am thinking of trying human meat. You know, human have smooth skin, and crisp bones…”
Qian Ye, “…”
Then his eyes swept over Qian Ye and others, “You guys be careful.”
Qian Ye, “…”
Cang Qian looked at the few of them, “You really have no idea where Lou Yu has gone?”
Qian Ye quickly shook his head, “No, I don’t know, I really don’t know.”
Cang Qian looked at several of them and said, “Mo Fei is so close to you. He just left without telling any of you?”