Chapter 448 The Water G.o.d Challenges the Moon Palace, and the Jade Rabbit Is Prevented
“Yes, that would be foolproof.”
In order to go to the Moon Palace, Li Changshou had gone through a lot of trouble. He looked at the “little” arrangement on his table, held the jade bowl, and drank a mouthful of the ice-cold Little Qiong Peak’s special drinks. He nodded in satisfaction. Ling’e’s culinary skills had indeed started to deviate. She focused on tea and snacks.
What was there to be afraid of?
He had experienced all kinds of storms. How could he lose in front of 300 people?
With a sweep of his sleeve, the item in front of him disappeared. It was sent to the Heavenly Courts by a paper effigy.
Not long after, in the Water G.o.d Residence.
When the “Dharma artifacts” were in place, Li Changshou tidied his wide robe in front of the mirror and combed his Dao headband, making his white hair s.h.i.+ny and smooth.
Li Changshou picked up his horsetail whisk that was becoming spa.r.s.e and walked out of the study. Bian Zhuang and Ao Yi, who had received the news in advance, immediately bowed.
Li Changshou said, “Deputy Commander Bian?”
Bian Zhuang’s eyes lit up. He replied in a clear voice, “I’m here!”
“This is for you.” Li Changshou casually threw a treasure pouch over. “Later, it will be placed outside the door of the Water G.o.d Residence… Ao Yi, bring a group of troops to the moon and say that I will go over immediately under the orders to be their head instructor.”
Bian Zhuang opened his mouth and his words were stuck in his throat. He only said, “Ah.”
Ao Yi smiled and said, “Yes.”
After saying that, he turned around and left in a hurry. He led a group of Heavenly Soldiers and rushed to the moon. Li Changshou patted Bian Zhuang’s shoulder and smiled meaningfully. He carried his horsetail whisk and floated towards the door of the Water G.o.d Residence.
“Aunt-Master Changgeng?”
Li Changshou stopped and turned to the side.
Ling Zhuzi arrived in a loose robe. It bowed to Li Changshou and said, “Do you need me to serve in the Moon Palace?”
Clearly, Ling Zhuzi had received the secret guidance of Perfected Taiyi or Perfected Yu Ding to help him resolve the awkwardness of going to the Moon Palace.
Li Changshou smiled and said, “It’s not appropriate for you to go there. You should play with the Heavenly Soldiers more. Don’t worry.”
Ling Zhuzi cupped his fists and bowed gracefully. “I understand.”
He was thoughtful.
Li Changshou turned around and rode a cloud out, his eyes filled with determination.
Ling Zhuzi recalled the communication jade token that he had received previously and could not help but feel worried. He shouted from behind, “Why are you going there, Uncle-Master?”
“To teach Chang’e and rehea.r.s.e.”
“If Fairy Yun Xiao blames…”
“Then I’ll be blamed by Fairy Yun Xiao.”
Li Changshou walked on the cloud with his hands behind his back. His figure was so elegant and calm.
A soft shout seemed to come from the distance and turned into two indistinct words. The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals guarding the Water G.o.d Residence looked over and saw the word’ kneel’.
The Water G.o.d casually swept his horsetail whisk, sending the word flying. The cloud beneath his feet flew rapidly and headed straight for the Moon Palace.
Along the way, the galaxy was resplendent, and immortal light shone brightly.
A light cloud curled up and smelled ripples.
He flew past the seventh Heaven and rushed to the depths of the cloud. He stepped into the sky where the sun, moon, and stars were circulating. At the precise moment, he rode the cloud forward.
Not long after, a huge, cold star enlarged in front of his eyes.
That was the moon that mortals spoke of. It was a hook and a disc that the Daoist was talking about. It was the moon that the lover was talking about.
A moon laurel tree covered half of the moon. The leaves that were like light yellow jade were like immortal islands. There were many pavilions and palaces on them, as if they could see fairies dancing in the hall. Li Changshou slowly landed on a cloud and heard music and laughter from afar.
This is…
Ten Connate Spirit Roots?!
Li Changshou clicked his tongue in wonder. He rode a cloud and arrived in front of the huge crown of the moon laurel tree. He carefully sensed the spirituality and fluctuations of the moon laurel tree and heard the clanging of wood being cut.
At that moment, Li Changshou could see with his immortal senses that fairies in colorful dresses were gathering towards a palace under the tree. That was the place where Chang’e usually performed. It was also Li Changshou’s residence for the next ten years—the Moon Palace.
On the other side of the laurel tree was the Vast Glacial Palace, which was enveloped by an array formation. The palaces inside were scattered, and there were water pavilions and pavilions. However, it was rather cold and deserted.
That was where Heng’e lived.
Li Changshou was not in a hurry to rush to the palace where the fairies were gathering. Instead, he strolled under the laurel tree.
The soil there was soft, and the ground seemed to be mixed with fine sand and white jade. There was a unique sense of comfort when they walked on it.
The trunk of the laurel tree was like a towering mountain. A small figure was at the edge of the “mountain”. He kept raising an ax and leaving a thin scar on the laurel tree.
When he raised the ax, the wound healed on its own. It was extremely smooth.
Li Changshou’s eyes lit up. He was right…
This man is indeed an expert!
The laurel tree was one of the top ten Connate Spirit Roots. It was as famous as the Immortal Peach Tree and the Ginseng Fruit Tree. As for the laurel tree, it had no fruits or flowers. It could strengthen itself. Although its spirituality was suppressed by the Heavenly Dao, it was definitely at the level of a supreme-grade Connate Spirit Treasure. Wu Gang from the moon actually used an ordinary ax to slash the laurel tree…
Li Changshou took a step forward. The Dao runes of the universe circulated and appeared behind Wu Gang like a technique to shrink the ground.
From afar, the muscles on his body seemed to be intertwined. He did not seem to have any Dao runes or pressure, but he gave off a majestic and unyielding feeling.
“Senior.” Li Changshou cupped his hands and bowed.
Wu Gang, who was chopping the tree, turned to look at Li Changshou. He nodded calmly and continued to get busy.
Everyone in the Primordial World knew that in the Moon Palace, any man would consider how to strike up a conversation with Heng, ahem, Wu Gang!
Li Changshou had already prepared a few questions previously. It was not a spur of the moment for him to take the initiative to look for Wu Gang.
The first step was to ask a question that Wu Gang could not avoid and would definitely answer…
Li Changshou smiled and said, “Senior, are you from the human race?”
“Yes.”
Wu Gang replied calmly. While he was swinging his ax, he glanced at Li Changshou and asked casually, “What about you? Are you a paper effigy that came to life?”
“This is just my incarnation.”
Li Changshou smiled and put away his horsetail whisk. He placed his hands behind his back and looked at it for a while. Then, he asked, “Senior, are you comprehending the Dao?”
“Cutting the tree.” Wu Gang paused and frowned slightly as he looked at the wound on the tree that had healed again.
Soon, Wu Gang looked up at Li Changshou and asked in confusion, “Who are you? Why can you enter and leave this place at will?”
“An ordinary immortal of the Heavenly Courts,” Li Changshou replied with a smile. “I’m a little curious, so I came over to disturb you. Senior, please don’t blame me. I have only seen Emperor Da Yu, who is good at using axes. When I saw you wielding the axe just now, I was surprised to see that you had combined the Great Dao and the Dao runes.”
“Have you seen Emperor Da Yu?” Wu Gang’s eyes lit up. He leaned on his ax and turned to face Li Changshou.
He was a burly man who was nine feet tall. His face was not rough, but he looked handsome.
Li Changshou seemed to be chatting as well. He smiled and said, “Yes, I visited the human ancestors in the Fire Cloud Cave previously.”
“Did you see the Fire Emperor?”
“No.” Li Changshou sighed and said, “The Fire Emperor’s demonic aura has entered his body. He is recuperating.”
“Ah.” Wu Gang’s eyes contained a hint of helplessness. He seemed to have recalled a magnificent period of time and recalled for a while.
Not long after, Wu Gang muttered with a smile, “It’s good that you’re alive.”
Then, he waved the ax in his hand again.
Clang… Clang… “Senior, can you tell me about what happened back then?” Li Changshou asked with a smile “I’ve read many ancient books, but I don’t know many things…”
“Of course.”
The corners of Wu Gang’s mouth twitched slightly. He sighed and said, “Many battles that we won were not glorious. The price we paid was sometimes too heavy. It’s normal that the future generations are unwilling to include these. However, at the end of the day, that was a world where either you die or I die. There is no justice or morality to speak of.”
Clang!
The ax fell and was pulled out by Wu Gang again. He continued to swing the ax and spoke more forcefully.
“We slaughter dogs without leaving our names. The human race has been rearing rivers and mountains for thousands of years. You have to work hard to protect this world that was created by the predecessors.”
Li Changshou bowed to Wu Gang and said seriously, “I will not disappoint you, Senior, although I can only do my best.”
“I can tell.” Wu Gang smiled and said, “You shouldn’t be an ordinary immortal, right?” Li Changshou smiled and did not say anything. Just as he was about to bid farewell and leave, he had already formed a good relations.h.i.+p with Wu Gang. There was no need to stay any longer.
At that moment, a stream of light flew out of the array formation beside the laurel tree. It shouted “General Wu” and rushed over!
Li Changshou looked over and saw an obedient young girl in the stream of light.
She was dressed in a white short dress. She looked cool and cute, and her large eyes were filled with intelligence. There was a cloth bag hanging on her shoulder, and the tip of an immortal jade radish was revealed at the end of the cloth bag.
The most eye-catching thing was the young girl’s round and slender jade- like feet. Although they were slender and fair, they were obviously… strong.
Yu Tu? That should be her. After she landed on the ground, she still has the rabbit-eared hair accessory on her head. The young girl held a bowl of clear water in her hand. She flew and jumped, without letting any water drop. “General Wu… Uh, you have a guest here.”
The young girl, Yu Tu, chuckled. Wu Gang stopped what he was doing and took a sip of water.
Wu Gang smiled kindly and asked, “What are you going to do?”
“Ah, Master asked me to go to the Moon Palace to respond. The manager of the Moon Palace has come to urge me seven or eight times. I’m really worried.”
Yu Tu sighed gloomily.
“It is said that the Jade Emperor has bestowed a powerful immortal to the Moon Palace to receive punishment. Hmph, even if they said that they would be punished, the male immortals’ thoughts are very dirty! I feel that being a head instructor in the Moon Palace makes me very happy because I can watch those sisters dance every day. It’s really…
Many sisters complain about this. Usually, everyone is used to being casual. This time, no matter where we go, we have to wear good clothes.”
Wu Gang was puzzled. “What powerful immortal?”
“It seems to be the Water G.o.d, the one who is in charge of the water affairs of the Three Realms. I heard from the sisters in the Moon Palace.”
The young girl, Yu Tu, tilted her head and glanced at Li Changshou before looking away. She pointed at the corner of her mouth.
“I also heard from a few sisters that this is the authoritative G.o.d of the Heavenly Courts, the person whom the Jade Emperor trusts the most. They said that he was the disciple of the Saint of the Dao Sect, the husband of the Three Xiao Immortals of Jie School…”
“Ahem!”
Li Changshou could not help but cause a commotion. He smiled and said, “He should be on good terms with Fairy Yun Xiao. He’s not her husband.”
“Ah, it’s almost the same!”
The Jade Rabbit waved her hand impatiently. “He must be an old pervert. Otherwise, why would he ask the Jade Emperor to appoint him as Chang’e instructor? Has Teacher Chang’e ever been a man? She really is!”
Li Changshou sighed and said, “That seems to be not what he wants…”
“Forget about that. I’ll go over first, General Wu!”
The jade rabbit waved her hand and kicked her long legs. Her figure turned into a stream of light and flew towards the Moon Palace.
At the side, Li Changshou could not help but laugh. As Wu Gang drank the water, he suddenly turned around and spat it out. He glared at Li Changshou.
“You?”
“It should be me.” Li Changshou wiped the water off his long hair. “I won’t disturb you, Senior. I should go to the Moon Palace to take a look.”
Wu Gang hurriedly said, “Ah, this child is a little distracted. Don’t lower yourself to her level.”
“No, no. Senior, don’t worry. I have a junior sister who often gets into trouble.”
Li Changshou bowed with a Dao salute. Wu Gang put down the jade bowl and cupped his fists at Li Changshou. He watched Li Changshou ride the cloud and leave.
Water G.o.d? A disciple of a Saint? Greetings to the Three Emperors and Five Kings?
Wu Gang was in a daze for a while. Soon, he smiled and shook his head. He continued to swing his ax and slashed at the Moon Divine Wood.
“Ah, the future generations are really scary.”
Moreover, the young girl, Yu Tu, had arrived at the Moon Palace. Many fairies had gathered and asked her if Heng’e would come.
Jade Rabbit shook her head repeatedly. The fairies were a little disappointed.
Clearly, the young girl, Jade Rabbit, was very familiar with the Chang’e and more or less had the feeling of being a favored pet.
When a fairy mentioned the Water G.o.d, Jade Rabbit listened obediently.
She usually accompanied her master in the Glacial Palace and rarely came out to walk around. Previously, she had inquired about the matter of the G.o.d of Water and did not pay much attention to it…
At that moment, when she heard his sisters talk about how wise, resourceful, brave the Water G.o.d was, and how good he was at scheming, he was entranced. What kind of male immortal is this?
Another fairy mentioned the Water G.o.d’s appearance. The young girl, Yu Tu, tilted her head. Bubbles appeared on her rabbit ears and hair accessories. The tallest bubble revealed the appearance of a white-haired, white-browed, benevolent-looking elder.
“I seem to have seen him somewhere…”
Yu Tu muttered softly.
“Nonsense.” A fairy chuckled and said, “This is the first time Lord Water G.o.d has come to the Moon Palace. Where have you seen him before?”
Yu Tu stood on her tiptoes and raised her hand, trying her best to gesture. “Is he this tall? Is he this thin?”
At that moment, a figure floated over on a white cloud from the palace gate.
Ao Yi, who was standing at the palace gate, immediately said loudly, “The Water G.o.d has arrived!”
The fairies hurried to get into formation.
The structure of the main hall of the Moon Palace was also a little unique. There were stairs both inside and outside the palace gate. There was a square and sunken “stage” inside. The surroundings were decorated with jade trees and silver flowers. There were layers of stairs that could be used as chairs outside.
As soon as Ao Yi shouted, the three hundred Chang’e below had already stood according to their positions.
This scene was really…
The flowers were beautiful, green, and red.
Li Changshou rode a cloud and floated past the side. He arrived at the short table in the main hall and sat down steadily.
Yu Tu stood outside the crowd in the most eye-catching position.
At that moment, she was stunned. Her pink eyes stared at Li Changshou’s figure, and she did not know how to react…
Old pervert… Water G.o.d…
Chang’e and the others turned around and bowed. The shouts that they had deliberately pondered over almost made Li Changshou collapse.
“Greetings, Lord Water G.o.d ~”.
Li Changshou was rendered speechless.
General Dongmu could not understand the joy of being a G.o.d of authority.
“Everyone, there’s no need to be so polite.” Li Changshou smiled and said, “The Jade Emperor asked me to teach here for ten years. I hope that you will cooperate in the future. As the Heavenly Courts’ Water G.o.d, I lead the water affairs of the Three Realms. I only understand some music. I’m not familiar with singing and dancing. Everyone, just follow the usual training. Ao Yi, bring my things up.” “Okay!”
Ao Yi held back his laughter and immediately greeted.
The two Heavenly Soldiers carried a barbecue rack and placed it in front of Li Changshou. They lowered their heads and hurriedly retreated.
Although the two Heavenly Soldiers kept reminding themselves not to look to the side, they could not help but take a look…
The three hundred peerless fairies that were carefully selected by the female immortals of the Heavenly Courts stood together, clad in rainbow dresses. Their Dao hearts trembled, and their faces turned red. They gradually became infatuated.
He reckoned that it would be impossible for him to break through in the next 200 years. Li Changshou roasted his hands on the barbecue rack and smiled. “Just treat it as His Majesty giving me a break this time. Everyone, don’t bother about me.”
The three hundred Chang’e looked at Li Changshou curiously. They naturally knew that the Water G.o.d was telling them that he did not come for women.
The fairies bowed.
“Yes”
Yu Tu was fl.u.s.tered.
Why did the Water G.o.d go to General Wu’s place for no reason? He even chatted happily with him!
That was not important. What was important was!
She was just a little bunny that was at the Heaven Immortal realm. In front of the Water G.o.d, she scolded him for being an old pervert!
Can Master save me?
Master is just a nominal in the Heavenly Courts. The Water G.o.d is a minister of the Heavenly Courts. He sounds like a ruthless person!
What… What should I do?
Sensing the young girl’s nervous gaze, Li Changshou calmly took out a book from his sleeve and opened it before reading it with relish.
“100 Ways to Cook Rabbit Meat”
“Ah!”
The Jade Rabbit, Yu Tu’s vision turned black. She whipped it over and could only tremble.
Rabbit guts, a little.
Many fairies also noticed the book in Li Changshou’s hand. Many intelligent people immediately understood the Water G.o.d’s intentions and covered their mouths to laugh.
Li Changshou asked, “By the way, why isn’t Heng’e here?”
A female immortal in charge bowed and reported, “Fairy Heng’e’s immortal body is unwell. She is on medical leave…”
“Oh?”
Li Changshou’s expression turned cold. He said calmly, “It seems that I don’t have that kind of face.”
He wanted to clear his relations.h.i.+p with Heng’e and stand against her.
“Water G.o.d.” The female immortal hurriedly said, “Fairy Heng’e has sent a maidservant beside her. Moreover, Fairy Heng’e has a cold personality and rarely leaves the Glacial Palace. Please forgive her, Water G.o.d.”
Many fairies bowed. “Please forgive us, Water G.o.d!”
Li Changshou was puzzled. “Where is the maidservant?”
More than ten fairies turned their bodies and exposed the young girl who was squatting on the ground and was about to sneak away.
Li Changshou frowned and his eyes flickered.
His original intention was to take Heng’e down a notch. Naturally, he would not really go against Yu Tu.
However, the jade rabbit’s body trembled and she knelt down. She blinked her large eyes and tears rolled down…
“Water G.o.d, please spare me!”
Before Li Changshou could say anything, the Jade Rabbit, Yu Tu, had already collapsed on the ground. Her pink eyes lost their l.u.s.ter as she muttered, “Can you… kill me first before putting the blame on me… I’ve lived for more than ten thousand years… Actually, my flesh and blood are old…”
Li Changshou was rendered speechless.
The surrounding fairies did not understand what was going on. However, they began to plead for mercy for Yu Tu.
Li Changshou sighed secretly.
Forget it. If the first plan fails, so be it. Why are you competing with a little rabbit? He cleared his throat and calmly took out a bronze mirror. He placed it in front of him and said to the bronze mirror, “Can you hear me over there?”
The mirror surface of the bronze mirror trembled and a series of noisy words sounded.
“I heard you! Lord Water G.o.d, I can hear you!”
“Wow, I can see the scene. Is this the Moon Palace? The decorations, the curtains… don’t seem to be any different.” “The Water G.o.d did not forget to give us the Cloud-opening Mirror even after he went to the Moon Palace. Really! He loves his soldiers like the True Water G.o.d!”
Li Changshou smiled and said, “In these ten years, I will transmit my every move in the Moon Palace through these two mirrors. I just want to tell everyone that the Moon Palace is not a mysterious place, nor is it a place that male immortals yearn for. In order to complete the singing and dancing missions, Chang’e has been training hard every night. Every living being has their own things to do. Doing their own things is the meaning of existence.”
Below, the group of fairies looked touched…
The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals gathered in front of the huge bronze mirror in front of the Water G.o.d Residence nodded in unison. Then, they tried to adjust their angles to see more images.
Li Changshou smiled calmly. He took out some ingredients, condiments, and wine from his sleeve and began his leisurely day.
Nothing could prove his innocence better than a live broadcast that lasted for ten years.
It was just that… he could not shout things like “Brother wrote the word ‘steady’ on the wall of the Water G.o.d Residence.” This was the first show of the Primordial World live stream, and it lacked a little soul.