My Sister The Villainess

"Young Master?" Mary was taken aback by his sudden appearance.

"f.u.c.k!" Meanwhile Father was cursing, clearly taken by surprise. But I activated Pimp-Slap and caused him to see stars. We toussled a bit, rolling on the ground and grabbing at each other. We panted as our struggle against each other escalated, our clothes being ripped to shreds as we fought for a better purchase. Soon enough our bodies were on full display from the waist up. Our muscles flexed hard.

He was agile and strong, but so was I. And having done this numerous times against the man, I knew his patterns. It wasn"t long before slow, but surely, the golden thread was worked around him.

Father was rendered immobile in minutes. "The h.e.l.l is this?" He tried breaking free but it was useless. There was no escape.

I grinned and placed my foot over his chest. "You guys thought you could send me off just like that? Fools."

"You were following us." Father realized. "s.h.i.t. How did we not…"

I snorted coldly. "I am a man who has become one with the herb. There is no way you could sense me in my place of power."

"What sort of bulls.h.i.t are you spouting? Mary, at least, should"ve--"

"She is the herb I became one WITH." I cut him off. "Of course she can"t distinguish me from herself! Our bodies are forever tied to one another, inseperable in this life and the next! There"s no way for either of us to know where one begins and the other ends! Right, honey?" I sent Mary a glance.

"I...I don"t...what?" She looked horribly confused. She shook her head. "No. I won"t be caught up in your nonsense this time. What do you think you"re doing? Release him at once."

"f.u.c.k that. You guys were talking about sending me away." I slapped her a.s.s hard in irritation, causing her to yelp and become flush with anger.

"Insolent little...how dare you!"

"Quiet or I pull it out right now." I threatened.

That shut her up real quick.

"Hmph. And you"re the insolent one. If you think you can make me leave without you, you have another thing coming. I"m not giving you up. Besides, Mother"s going to send for an army and as you"re connected to the world and I"m sure she"ll get really destructive, who knows if that will damage you or not? But I"m going to bet that any serious damage done to the world will affect you too. Could be wrong, but i won"t take that chance. So no, you WON"T send me away. You"re going to wait for me to come get you like a good little girl, we"ll find a new place to crash, establish the Holy Milf Empire, marry, and you and Vee will give me a tiny rainforest to raise up."

Mary looked at me with a slightly agap mouth. She shook her head. "Idiot. What kind of things are you rambling about? There"s no way that could happen."

��Which part?"

"Every!"

"Oh. Nah, I"m pretty confident."

"You"re a stubborn fool." The woman"s brows came together in yet another show of anger. "Is your head as full of daisies as that sister of yours? You can"t stay here. If you do, who knows what would happen? The Divines themselves are--"

"A buncha h.o.r.n.y yandere btiches, yes, I know. I"m aware. But know what, let me worry about them. I"ll cultivate well, get OP, and smack them around a few times to teach them a lesson. "

Father, still trying to break free, muttered, "Crazy a.s.s f.u.c.ker…" Louder, he asked, "Seriously what IS this?"

Mary only now took the time to look at his binds "That thread…"

"I"m pretty sure it"s G.o.ddess hair, but don"t ask me if it"s from the top or bottom because I don"t want to know." I supplied helpfully. This was the stuff the Angels used on Mary"s wrists.

When I picked it up the system told me it was a very rare item that was capable of binding higher level beings. I always kept it close and when Mother was attacking us I thought maybe I could use it on her. But she was too fast so I abandoned that idea. I figured that at my level it would only work if I could surprise her.

"I don"t have any more of it so I"ll let you go eventually, but I"m going to use it on Mother later on." I explained." I don"t care about her little hissy fit. I"m the one who got raped and I ain"t even that mad. Not for the **** part, at least. So her bringing a war that might hurt my Mary? Nope. f.u.c.k that. I"m tying her up until I get back, then we"re evacuating this planet. And Mary, you get to be her warden. You can rough her up and fondle her b.r.e.a.s.t.s a little if you want, just remember to send me the vids." I gave her a thumbs up.

"I have no desire to do that at all." She monotoned.

"Big sad." I sighed.

Father squirmed on the ground restlessly, clearly p.i.s.sed off. "So you"re going to hold us prisoner until you can transplant the planet?!"

I kicked him. "Yeah! I am! And what are you b.i.t.c.hing about? You deserve all this. You and Mother. Like how the h.e.l.l could you choose her over Mary?! Look at her! She"s precious, G.o.ddammit!" I pointed to the woman.

"You b.i.t.c.h...did you seriously just kick your own father?"

Meanwhile Mary focused on something different. "Hey, what are you talking about so suddenly?" She asked uneasily.

Ignoring father"s comment, I asked,"Well it"s true, right?" I kicked the man once more.

"You f.u.c.king s.h.i.t, when I get out of these…." He threatened.

"Quiet. Look at how cute she is. She really loved you, you know? But Noooo….like a dense protagonist you didn"t notice at all!"

"She...she what?" He looked utterly shocked. His face went dark. "...No. Either way, it"s none of your--"

"Shut the f.u.c.k up, I aint done." I put my shoe on his face. "I bet you liked her too, but you were indecisive because she"s so pretty, right? f.u.c.king weak a.s.s s.h.i.t right there, pops. You coulda had all that." I gestured expansively towards Mary, "But you blew it. And she still likes you, even. Seriously. Like you talk just now, for example. How THE h.e.l.l can you not have realized she wanted you to be a bit jealous that she was with me?"

"I just wanted her to be happy, what"s wrong with that?!"

"Because she wanted to be happy with you!."

"I"m married!" He argued.

I wasn"t having it. "Then cheat!"

"Cheat?" He sat there for a moment. stunned. "f.u.c.king what the h.e.l.l. Why am I the bad guy here? If I did that do you even know how many ways and on how many levels I"d be f.u.c.ked?"

"Mary"s worth it. Coward." I condemned him.

He was speechless.

"Please stop." Mary broke in, sounding mortified. "You"ve said enough!"

"...Anyway, you didn"t pick up on her feelings at all. Jesus you are one stupid of a b.i.t.c.h, just seeing you p.i.s.ses me off." I kicked him a third time. " And mother! Shame on that b.i.t.c.h. I"ll kick her later too! Just thinking about her using Mary and tossing her away like a used towel...ah, should I kill her? I should just kill her, right?"

"No, hold on, you"re going too fast...you"re saying they were together? What?"

"It was a long time ago." Mary muttered. "It didn"t mean anything."

"For her, yeah." I folded my arms. "How she could just up and leave you one day is beyond me. I really just wanna smack her. Well, I will. Later. But yeah. You s.h.i.tty dense b.a.s.t.a.r.d. You dare ignore the cute, sweet, loving Mary and pick some random lizard b.i.t.c.h with a bipolar disorder? Why I oughta…" I waved my fist. "Ah, forget it. Fact is ya done goofed. She"s my tree now! Right?"

"When did I agree to become yours, exactly? Don"t answer that!" She quickly added.

"So do you want to kick him?"

"No!" She snapped. "Honestly. What, did you think I"ll thank you for this? I don"t need you to stick up for me." Her tone was glaciel.

"Who the h.e.l.l said I"m sticking up for you?" I countered. " I know I don"t have to. I"m not, either. I"m venting! What"s it to you? These b.a.s.t.a.r.ds made my lovable big tree sad, why can"t I be p.i.s.sed off?!"

She stared at me. "You"re impossible." Was all she could say.

"Thanks. Now should we head back? There"s a boar over the fire and I could use your help finding some herbs."

I led her away by the arm.

"Wait, you aren"t going to just leave me here, are you? Hey."

"I hope you get eaten." I waved without looking back.

"You unfilial b.a.s.t.a.r.d child. Really your mother"s kid." Father swore. "M-Mary...come on, you won"t abandon me here….right?"

She paused and sent him a deep look. "I…" She hesitated. The woman went quiet for a while.

"Mary…" Father deployed the puppy-dog eyes.

But she tightened the blanket around her body and backed away. She pursed her lips. "You left me first."

"Yeah." I cut in. "You"re the one who picked a chick who wants to f.u.c.k her own son, marry her children together, and won"t even hold back against her own husband in a fight when she gets a little angry. Mary"s waited on you long enough, don"t you think?"

"...Seriously, what did I do that was so bad? Everyone is naive and insecure when they"re young...and have you SEEN your mother? I can"t turn that down. f.u.c.k. Mary never said anything, how was I supposed to know she liked me?"

His cries of discontent grew fainter and fainter until eventually, we couldn"t hear them.

I didn"t forget that Mary wanted to send me away herself though. I made a mental note to thoroughly mindbreak and train her up before I leave so that she won"t be able to live without my c.o.c.k. That way she won"t do something stupid like send me away for good! He...hehe...ahahahahahaha~!

Is it time for Pimp s.p.a.ce to make it"s debut, I wonder?

***

The dwarf bros said they"d take us to see their village tomorrow and introduce us to everyone, as they were merely the guards of the outer area. So we just smoked pot around a fire, swapping stories and eating berries or nuts, roasting some meat over a VERY carefully controlled fire.

One by one, people started pa.s.sing out. Rhea took longer to drop. She"d been raving about how happy she was for Mira"s upcoming baby and giggled about how we"d all be one big happy family when she killed Mother and brought us back home.

Evie lasted long too. I remember her sucking her thumb by my leg and having Minerva hold her hand. Minerva herself pa.s.sed out on my shoulder. Bubbles and her sister kept talking to each other while sending me glances every now and then before eventually drifting off to sleep against a tree. They looked so adorable leaning against each other. It was a bit erotic considering they"d abandoned their clothes. They"d eaten a few mushrooms the locals offered and I warned them not to but they did anyway. A couple dwarves tried to get handsy but I quickly f.u.c.ked up their days by having Vera strip them down and hang them from a tree with their p.e.c.k.e.rs flapping in the breeze.

As for Mother she calmed down due to Mary"s weed aura and started whining about how I never let her hug me anymore and that we need to bathe together like we used to so we can reestablish our familial bonds.

She then started licking her b.r.e.a.s.t.s because she was reminded about how she used to breastfeed me. "I"ll do this one, you do the other." She giggled, bringing a nipple to her mouth. "I don"t know if I still have milk though~" After she saw a white bird flying by though she lost it and blasted the winged creature straight to h.e.l.l. "All bird b.i.t.c.hes are my enemies!" She screamed before returning to sucking her teat.

Anyway, once everyone was out I heard a few stifled moans coming from deeper in the forest. Curious, I followed the noise. I followed until I saw a small clearing.

Laying there atop my blanket was Mary. From the soft, seductive sounds coming from her mouth it was easy to guess what she was going.

"Want some help there?" Instantly an emerald green leaf flew my way at lightning speed. I felt a cut on my cheek. I stood there frozen. "....or maybe not?

The woman recognized my voice just then. "Oh. Damien." She sounded relieved.

"Having fun? Exhibitionism is a nice fetish. I"m a bit of a voyeur myself. A perfect match, eh?"

"You aren"t funny." She stood and wrapped herself up. "Wait." She noticed my injury. "That was me." She realized.

"It"s nothing major."

"I"m sorry."

"It"s fine."

"It"s not." She argued. "But you"re going to keep saying it is anyway."

"Ha! You"re learning. Nice."

The woman lifted an arm. "I suppose." She moved to touch the wound but stopped herself. "Does it hurt?"

"If I say it does would you kiss and make it better?"

Her beautiful face, made even more bright and etheral by the moon"s silver rays, nodded. ���I would do so, I suppose."

"Ow. The pain!" I fell to my knees in agony.

"You really aren"t funny." Her lips twtched. "And isn"t it healed already?" She was right. I heal fast these days. Even during our date that one time, her accidental attack towards me didn"t last more than a couple seconds before it healed.

Probably has something to do with my overabundant life energy.

"It"s phantom pain." I stated, trying to bring tears to my eyes. "It really hurts. Kiss it?"

"You"re such a baby." The woman sighed." Just for a kiss you"re acting so childish."

"I like your kisses. I"ll let you lick the blood." I enticed, knowing she was keenly interested in my bodily fluids.

As soon as I said that I felt something warm and wet on my cheek. "I feel a bit vampirish…" She said after a moment.

"If you plan to suck me dry, might I suggest drinking from the spout?"

"You"d like that, wouldn"t you?"

"Very much so." I admitted.

She chuckled faintly. "Well too bad. I"m not in the mood anymore."

"I can help with that." I promised, and sent a hand between her legs. "Are you still wearing it?"

She went silent.

"Naughty girl."

"Who is? I just forgot to take it out is all."

"Oh yeah?" I used my other hand to smack her rump. She made a cute little sound.

"You"re a truly hateful guy, you know that?" She glared. "

"You can just admit you feel good."

"Never." She refused resolutely.

"Ah, well, that"s fine too." I stood up and offered a hand. "Come on. Let"s take this somewhere we can be as loud as we want."

"Oh?"

"I should think those bird brains are long gone."

"But I said I wasn"t in the mood anymore."

"And I said I can help with that."

"...Young Master, you drive a hard bargain."

She grabbed my hand and instantly we were transported back back. The time difference was evident as the sun peeking out over the mountains compared to the previous night sky.

The first thing I noticed was a loud crack as something fell to the floor.

"What was that?" Mary asked.

"I"ll go check."

Following the direction it came from, I arrived downstairs. In the living room were several men and women in leather armor.

One man had in his hands a vase that was raised above his head and was preparing to throw down..

My heart stopped These b.a.s.t.a.r.ds...that"s an antique!

"...You picked the wrong house to loot, motherf.u.c.kers."