"It is, perhaps, from penitence, that he gives us forty sous for our breakfast."
"The fact is, he must be crazy."
"Or sick."
"I think for the last two or three days he has been quite wild."
"Not that we see him so much. He who was, for our torment, in his cabinet from morning till night, and always at our backs, now has not, for two days, put his nose into the office."
"That is the reason the head clerk has so much to do."
"And that we are obliged to die with hunger in waiting for him."
"What a change in the office."
"Poor Germain would be much astonished if any one should say to him, "Only fancy, my boy, the governor gives us forty sous for our breakfast;" "Pshaw!
it is impossible," he would say. "It is so possible that he has announced it to me, Chalamel, in my own person." "You are jesting." "I jest! This is the way it occurred: during two or three days which followed the death of Madame Seraphin, we had no breakfast at all. We liked that well enough, for no breakfast at all was better than that she gave us; but, on the other hand, our luncheon cost us money. However, we were patient, and said: "The governor has got no servant, no housekeeper, and when he gets one, we shall have to live on hash again." It wasn"t so, my poor Germain: the old fellow finally employed a servant, and our breakfast was still buried in the river of oblivion. I was appointed a sort of deputy, to present to the governor the complaints of the stomach; he was with the princ.i.p.al clerk." I do not want to feed you in the morning," said he, in a gruff, surly tone; "my servant has no time to prepare your breakfast." "But, sir, you are bound to give us our morning meal." "Well, you may send out for your breakfast, and I will pay for it. How much do you want?--forty sous each?" added he, with some other subject evidently upon his mind, and mentioning, "forty sous,"
in the same manner that he would have said twenty sous, or a hundred sous.
"Yes, sir," I exclaimed, "forty sous, will do," catching the ball "on the fly." "Let it be so," answered the notary; "the head clerk will take charge of the expense, and I will settle with him." Thereupon the governor shut the door in my face." You must confess, gentleman that Germain would be astonished at the extraordinary liberality of the governor."
"Germain would say: "The governor is out of his head.""
"And forty sous a-head out of his pocket," said Chalamel.
"Well done! the first chemist was right who said: "Bitter as _Calomel!_""
"Seriously, I believe that the governor is sick."
"For ten days past, he is scarcely to be recognized. His cheeks are so hollow, that you might thrust in your fist."
"And he is so absent-minded, that it is curious to see him. The other day he took off his gla.s.ses to read a deed; his eyes were red as live coals."
"He was right; short reckonings make long friends."
"For heaven"s sake, don"t cut me with your saws. I tell you, gentlemen, that it is very singular. It was upside down."
"Which was upside down?--the deed or the governor? It is singular, as you say. What the devil was he doing in that position? I should think it would have given him the apoplexy, unless his habits, as you say, have changed very suddenly."
"How wearisome you are, Chalamel! I mean that it was the deed which I presented wrong end foremost."
"How wild he must have been!"
"Not at all; he didn"t even perceive it. He looked at it for ten minutes, with his bloodshot eyes fixed upon it, and then he gave it back to me, saying: "Quite correct.""
"Still upside down?"
"Still."
"How could he have read the deed?"
"He couldn"t, unless he can read upside down."
"No man can do that."
"He looked so gloomy and savage, that I dared not open my lips, and I went away as if nothing had happened."
"I have got something to tell you. Four days ago I was in the office of the head clerk, and in come one client, two clients, three clients, with whom the governor had made an appointment. They waited impatiently, and requested me to go and rap at the door of the study. I rapped, and, receiving no answer, I walked in."
"Well, what did you see?"
"M. Ferrand lying upon his arms, which were placed upon the table, and his bald head uncovered. He did not stir."
"He was asleep, probably."
"I thought so. I approached him, and said: "There are some clients outside, who wish to see you." He did not move. "M. Ferrand!" No reply. At length I touched his shoulder, and he started up as if the devil had bitten him. His motion was so sudden, that his big gla.s.ses fell off from his nose, and I saw--you never can believe it--"
"Out with it. What did you see?"
"Tears!"
"Nonsense!"
"Isn"t he a queer bird?"
"The governor weep! Get out of the way!"
"When you see him cry, ladybirds will play on the French horn!"
"And monkeys chew tobacco!"
"Pshaw! your nonsense won"t prevent me from knowing what I saw with my own eyes. I tell you I saw him as I have described."
"What! weeping?"
"Yes, weeping. And after that, he was wroth at being caught in such a lachrymose condition, and sung out to me: "Go away--go away!" "But, sir.--"
"Go away, I tell you!" "There are some clients in the office, with whom you have made an appointment, sir, and--" "I haven"t the time to see them. Let them go to the devil, and you with them." Thereupon he arose, as furious as he could be, and looked so much as if he would kick me out at the door, that I didn"t wait for the compliment, but hooked it, and told the clients to leave also. They didn"t look greatly pleased, I a.s.sure you; but for the reputation of the office, I told them that the governor had caught the whooping-cough."
This conversation was now interrupted by the entrance of the princ.i.p.al clerk, who came in as if pressed with business. His appearance was hailed by a general acclamation, and all eyes were turned toward the turkey.
"Without being uncivil, my lord, I must say that you have detained us from breakfast for a long time," said Chalamel. "You must look out, for the next time our appet.i.tes won"t be under such good control."
"It is not my fault, I a.s.sure you; I was more impatient than you are--the governor must be mad!"
"That"s what I have been saying."
"But the madness of the governor ought not to keep us from eating."
"It should have the opposite effect."