Oooops! It was true. As one of the Board of Trustees of a Boston museum, Russell had built a t.i.tan II missile from pails he acquired from junkyards for under a thousand dollars.
"Not to worry," Ben said. "I know some Air Force people. I can promise instant ma.s.sive retaliation the instant you"re dead."
Marilyn is an admirer of Georgette Heyer"s tales of the English Regency period. She knew what to do. She threw her arms around me crying, "Give up this madness! You"ll be killedr" period. She knew what to do. She threw her arms around me crying, "Give up this madness! You"ll be killedr"
But time was pa.s.sing, and where were Russell and Gordy?
Here they came, bursting through the door in full 7th century SamuraI armor! (Remember the Boston museum?) Ben cried, "No, no, no! No armor during the duel!"
"During the duel, no armor," Gordy said. "During the negotiations we take no chances."
Which raised a question. The badges at that convention were metal disks three inches across. Did they const.i.tute armor? We decided they did not they would be worn.
Our seconds test-fired the champagne bottles. It was decided that Russell and I would take Iwo paces, turn and fire. And we drank the propellanis.
By High Dawn (designated as 1:00 PM) PM) I had bought replacement champagne. I went up to the swimming pool to fight for my honor. I didn"t realize that I"d replaced cork corks with more dangerous plastic corks. I wore a bathing suit thinking I might want a swim too. I had bought replacement champagne. I went up to the swimming pool to fight for my honor. I didn"t realize that I"d replaced cork corks with more dangerous plastic corks. I wore a bathing suit thinking I might want a swim too.
I"d forgotten my big metal badge. Marilyn noticed and loaned me hers. I pinned it where it might do me some good. My genitalia were now labelled as the properly of Marilyn Niven.
Russell appeared. He noticed the harder plastic corks, but said nothing. "Given the known propensities of my opponent-" he said, and pinned his badge between his shoulder blades.
We squared off, took Iwo paces, faced each other- I twisted the wire open. Worked it off. Peeled away the foil. Went to work on the cork with my thumbs. Easy does it don"t want to break the cork. . . . . . . Looked up, and Russell was ready. Looked up, and Russell was ready.
He fired past my shoulder.
I went back to work. Ease The cork loose. Russell was standing at attention, expressionless. The cork was easing out. . . . . faster than I thought. I fired through his hair. faster than I thought. I fired through his hair.
And we drank the propellants.
Square in the middle of what used to be the San Diego Freeway, I leaned back against a huge, twisted oak. The old bark was rough and powdery against my bare back. There was dark green shade shot with tight parallel beams of white gold. Long gra.s.s tickled my legs.
Forty yards away across a wide strip of lawn was a clump of elms, and a small grandmotherly Woman sitting on a green towel. She looked like she"d grown there. A stalk of gra.s.s protruded between her teeth. I felt we were kindred spirits, and once when I caught her eye I wiggled a forefinger at her, and she waved back.
In a minute now I"d have to be getting up. Jill was meeting me at tile Wilshire exits in half an hour. But I"d started walking at the Sunset Boulevard ramps, and I was tired. A minute more . . .
It was a good place to watch the world rotate.
A good day for it, too. No clouds at all. On this hot blue summer afternoon, King"s Free Park was as crowded as it ever gets.
Someone at police headquarters had expected that. Twice the usual number of copseyes floated overhead, waiting. Gold dots against blue, basketball-sized, twelve feet up. Each a television eye and a sonic stunner, each a hookup to police headquarters, they were there to enforce the law of the Park.
No violence.
No hand to be raised against another-and no other laws whatever. Life was often entertaining in a Free Park.
North toward Sunset, a man carried a white rectangular sign, blank on both sides. He was parading back and forth in front of a square-jawed youth on a plastic box, who was trying to lecture him on the subject of fusion power and the heat pollution problem. Even this far away I could hear the conviction and the dedication in his voice.
South, a handful of yelling marksmen were throwing rocks at a copseye, directed by a gesticulating man with wild black hair. The golden basketball was dodging the rocks, but barely. Some cop was baiting them. I wondered where they had got the rocks. Rocks were scarce in King"s Free Park.
The black-haired man looked familiar. I watched him and his horde chasing the copseye . . . then forgot them when a girl walked cut of a clump of elms.
She was lovely. Long, perfect legs, deep red hair worn longer than shoulder length, the face of an arrogant angel, and a body so perfect that it seemed unreal, like an adolescent"s daydream. Her walk showed training; possibly she was a model, or dancer. Her only garment was a cloak of glowing blue velvet.
It was fifteen yards long, that cloak. It trailed back from two big gold disks that were stuck somehow to the skin of her shoulders. It trailed back and back, floating at a height of five feet all the way, twisting and turning to trace her path through the trees. She seemed like the ill.u.s.tration in a book of fairy tales, bearing in mind that the original fairy tales were not intended for children.
Neither was she. You could hear neck vertebrae popping all over the Park. Even the rock-throwers had stopped to watch.
She could sense the attention, or hear it in a whisper of sighs. It was what she was here for. She strolled along with a condescending angel"s smile on her face, not overdoing the walk, but letting it flow. She turned, regardless of whether there were obstacles to avoid, so that fifteen yards of flowing cloak could follow the curve.
I smiled, watching her go. She was lovely from the back, with dimples.
The man who stepped up to her a little farther on was the same one who had led the rock-throwers. Wild black hair and beard, hollow cheeks and deep-set eyes, a diffident smile and a diffident walk . . . Ron Cole. Of course.
I didn"t hear what he said to the girl in the cloak, but I saw the result. He flinched, then turned abruptly and walked away with his eyes on his feet.
I got up and moved to intercept him. "Don"t take it personal," I said.
He looked up, startled. His voice, when it came, was bitter. "How should I take it?"
"She"d have turned any man off the same way. She"s to look at, not to touch."
"You know her?"
"Never saw her before in my life."
"Then-?"
"Her cloak. Now you must must have noticed her cloak." have noticed her cloak."
The tail end of her cloak was just pa.s.sing us, its folds rippling ail improbably deep, rich blue. Ronald Cole smiled as if it hurt his face. "Yah."
"All right. Now suppose you made a pa.s.s, and suppose the lade liked your looks and took you up on it. What would she do next Bearing in mind that she can"t stop walking even for a second."
He thought it over first, then asked, "Why not?"
"If she stops walking, she loses the whole effect. Her cloak just hangs there like some kind of tail. It"s supposed to wave. If she lies down, it"s even worse. A cloak floating at five feet, then swooping into a clump of bushes and bobbing frantically-" Ron laughed helplessly in falsetto. I said, "See? Her audience would get the giggles. That"s not what she"s after."
He sobered. "But if she really wanted to, she wouldn"t care care about . . . oh. Right. She must have spent a fortune to get that effect." about . . . oh. Right. She must have spent a fortune to get that effect."
"Sure. She wouldn"t ruin it for Jacques Casanova himself." I thought unfriendly thoughts toward the girl in the cloak. There are polite ways to turn down a pa.s.s. Ronald Cole was easy to hurt.
I asked, "Where did you get the rocks?"
"Rocks? Oh, we found a place where the center divider shows through. We knocked off some chunks of concrete." Ron looked down the length of the Park just as a kid bounced a missile off a golden ball. "They got one! Come on!"
The fastest commercial shipping that ever sailed was the clipper ship; yet the world stopped building them after just twenty-five years. Steam had come. Steam was faster, safer, more dependable, and cheaper.
The freeways served America for almost fifty years. Then modern transportation systems cleaned the air and made traffic jams archaic and left the nation with an embarra.s.sing problem. What to do with ten thousand miles of unsightly abandoned freeways?
King"s Free Park had been part of the San Diego Freeway, the section between Sunset and the Santa Monica interchange. Decades ago the concrete had been covered with topsoil. The borders had been landscaped from the start. Now the Park was as thoroughly covered with green as the much older Griffith Free Park.
Within King"s Free Park was an orderly approximation of anarchy. People were searched at the entrances. There were no weapons inside. The copseyes, floating overhead and out of reach, were the next best thing to no law at all.
There was only one law to enforce. All acts of attempted violence carried the same penalty for attacker and victim. Let anyone raise his hands against his neighbor, and one of the golden basketb.a.l.l.s would stun them both. They would wake separately, with copseyes watching. It was usually enough.
Naturally people threw rocks at copseyes. It was a Free Park, wasn"t it?
"They got one! Come on!" Ron tugged at my arm. The felled copseye was hidden, surrounded by those who had destroyed it. "I hope they don"t kick it apart. I told them I need it intact, but that might not stop them."
"It"s a Free Park. And they bagged it."
"With my missiles!"
"Who are they?"
"I don"t know. They were playing baseball when I found them. I told them I needed a copseye. They said they"d get me one."
I remember Ron quite well now. Ronald Cole was an artist and an inventor. It would have been two sources of income for another man, but Ron was different. He invented new art forms. With solder and wire and diffraction gratings and several makes of plastics kit, and an incredible collection of serendipitous junk, Ron Cole made things the like of which had never been seen on Earth.
The market for new art forms has always been low, but now and then he did make a sale. It was enough to keep him in raw materials, especially since many of his raw materials came from bas.e.m.e.nts and attics. Rarely there came a big sale, and then, briefly, he would be rich.
There was this about him: he knew who I was, but he hadn"t remembered my name. Ron Cole had better things to think about than what name belonged with whom. A name was only a tag and a conversational gambit. "Russel! How are you?" A signal. Ron had developed a subst.i.tute.
Into a momentary gap in the conversation he would say, "Look at this," and hold out-miracles.
Once it had been a clear plastic sphere, golf-ball size, balanced on a polished silver concavity. When the ball rolled around on the curved mirror, the reflections were fantastic fantastic.
Once it had been a twisting sea serpent engraved on a Michelob beer bottle, the lovely vase-shaped bottle of the early 1960s that was too big for standard refrigerators.
And once it had been two strips of dull silvery metal, unexpectedly heavy. "What"s this?"
I"d held them in the palm of my hand. They were heavier than lead. Platinum? But n.o.body carries that much platinum around. Joking, I"d asked. "U-235?"
"Are they warm?" he"d asked apprehensively. I"d fought off an urge to throw them as far as I could and dive behind a couch.
But they had had been platinum. I never did learn why Ron was carrying them about. Something that didn"t pan out. been platinum. I never did learn why Ron was carrying them about. Something that didn"t pan out.
Within a semicircle of spectators, the felled copseye lay on the gra.s.s. It was intact, possibly because two cheerful, conspicuously large men were standing over it, waving everyone back.
"Good," said Ron. He knelt above the golden sphere, turned it with his long artist"s fingers. To me he said, "Help me get it open."
"What for? What are you after?"
"I"ll tell you in a minute. Help me get-Never mind." The hemispherical cover came off. For the first time ever, I looked into a copseye.
It was impressively simple. I picked out the stunner by its parabolic reflector, the cameras, and a toroidal coil that had to be part of the floater device. No power source. I guessed that the sh.e.l.l itself "vas a power beam antenna. With the cover cracked there would be no way for a d.a.m.n fool to electrocute himself.
Ron knelt and studied the strange guts of the copseye. From his rocket he took something made of gla.s.s and metal. He suddenly remembered my existence and held it out to me, saying, "Look at this."
I took it, expecting a surprise, and I got it. It was an old hunting watch, a big wind-up watch on a chain, with a protective case. They were in common use a couple of hundred years ago. I looked at the, face, said, "Fifteen minutes slow. You didn"t repair the whole works, did you?"
"Oh, no." He clicked the back open for me.
The works looked modern. I guessed, "Battery and tuning fork?"
"That"s what the guard thought. Of course that"s what I made it from. But the hands don"t move; I set them just before they searched me."
"Aah. What does it do?"
"If I work it right, I think it"ll knock down every copseye in Kings Free Park."
For a minute or so I was laughing too hard to speak. Ron watched me with his head on one side, clearly wondering if I thought he was joking.
I managed to say, "That ought to cause all kinds kinds of excitement." of excitement."
Ron nodded vigorously. "Of course it all depends on whether they use the kind of circuits I think -they use. Look for yourself; the copseyes aren"t supposed to be foolproof. They"re supposed to be cheap. If one gets knocked down, the taxes don"t go up much. The other way is to make them expensive and foolproof, and frustrate a lot of people. People aren"t supposed to be frustrated in a Free Park." So?
"Well, there"s a cheap way to make the circuitry for the power system. If they did it that way, I can blow the whole thing. We"ll see." Ron pulled thin copper wire from the cuffs of his shirt.
"How long will this take?" "
"Oh, half an hour-maybe more."
That decided me. "I"ve got to be going. I"m meeting Jill Hayes pit the Wilshire exits. You"ve met her, a big blond girl, my height-"
But he wasn"t listening. "Okay, see you," he muttered. He began placing the copper wire inside the copseye, with tweezers. I left.
Crowds tend to draw crowds. A few minutes after leaving Ron, I joined a semicircle of the curious to see what they were watching.
A balding, lantern-jawed individual was putting something together-an archaic machine, with blades and a small gasoline motor. The T-shaped wooden handle was brand new and unpainted. The metal parts were dull with the look of ancient rust recently removed.
The crowd speculated in half-whispers. What was it? Not part of a car; not an outboard motor, though it had blades; too small for a motor scooter, too big for a motor skateboard - "Lawn mower," said the white-haired lady next to me. She was one of those small, birdlike people who shrivel and grow weightless as they age, and live forever. Her words meant nothing to me. I was About to ask, when - The lantern-jawed man finished his work, and twisted something, and the motor started with a roar. Black smoke puffed out. In triumph he gripped the handles. Outside, it was a prison offense to build a working internal combustion machine. Here - With the fire of dedication burning in his eyes, he wheeled his internal machine across the gra.s.s. He left a path as flat as a rug. It was a Free Park, wasn"t it?
The smell hit everyone at once: black dirt in the air, a stink of Half-burned hydrocarbons attacking nose and eyes. I gasped and coughed. I"d never smelled anything like it.
The crowd roared and converged.
He squawked when they picked up his machine. Someone found a switch and stopped it. Two men confiscated the tool kit and went to work with screwdriver and hammer. The owner objected. He picked up a heavy pair of pliers and tried to commit murder.
A copseye zapped him and the man with the hammer, and they both hit the lawn without bouncing. The rest of them pulled the lawn mower apart and bent and broke the pieces.
"I"m half sorry they did that," said the old woman. "Sometimes I miss the sound of lawn mowers. My dad used to mow the lawn on Sunday mornings."
I said, "It"s a Free Park."