"And the old boss pats his head, fairly took in, and says, "That"s a good dog, what a faithful honest fellow you be, you are worth your weight in gold."
"Well, the next time he goes off on a spree in the same quarter, what does he see but a border dog strung up by the neck, who has been seized and condemned as many an innocent fellow has been before him on circ.u.mstantial evidence, and he laughs and says to himself, "What fools humans be, they don"t know half as much as we dogs do." So he thinks it would be as well to shift his ground, where folks ain"t on the watch for sheep-stealers, and he makes a dash into a flock still farther off.
"Them Newfoundlanders would puzzle the London detective police, I believe they are the most knowin" c.o.o.ns in all creation, don"t you?"
"Well, they are," sais I, "that"s a fact, and they have all the same pa.s.sions and feelings we have, only they are more grateful than man is, and you can by kindness lay one of them under an obligation he will never forget as long as he lives, whereas an obligation scares a man, for he snorts and stares at you like a horse at an engine, and is e"en most sure to up heels and let you have it, like mad. The only thing about dogs is, they can"t bear rivals, they like to have all attention paid to themselves exclusively. I will tell you a story I had from a British colonel.
"He was stationed in Nova Scotia, with his regiment, when I was a venden of clocks there. I met him to Windsor, at the Wilc.o.x Inn. He was mightily taken with my old horse Clay, and offered me a most an everlastin" long price for him; he said if I would sell him, he wouldn"t stand for money, for he never see such an animal in all his born days, and so on. But old Clay was above all price, his ditto was never made yet, and I don"t think ever will be. I had no notion to sell him, and I told him so, but seein" he was dreadful disappointed, for a rich Englishman actually thinks money will do anything and get anything, I told him if ever I parted with him he should have him on condition he would keep him as long as he lived, and so on.
"Well, it pacified him a bit, and to turn the conversation, sais I, "Colonel," sais I, "what a most an almighty everlastin" super superior Newfoundler that is," a pointin" to his dog; "creation," sais I, "if I had a regiment of such fellows, I believe I wouldn"t be afraid of the devil. My," sais I, "what a dog! would you part with him? I"de give anything for him."
"I said that a purpose to show him I had as good a right to keep my horse as he had his long-haired gentleman.
""No," sais he, with a sort of half smile at my ignorance in pokin"
such a question at him (for a Britisher abroad thinks he has privileges no one else has), "no, I don"t want to part with him. I want to take him to England with me. See, he has all the marks of the true breed: look at his beautiful broad forehead, what an intellectual one it is, ain"t it? then see his delicate mouse-like ears, just large enough to cover the orifice, and that"s all."
""Orifice," said I, for I hate fine words for common use, they are like go-to-meeting" clothes on week days, onconvenient, and look too all fired jam up. Sais I, "what"s that when it"s fried. I don"t know that word?"
""Why, ear-hole," said he.
""Oh," sais I, simple like, "I take now."
"He smiled and went on. "Look at the black roof of his mouth," said he, "and do you see the dew claw, that is a great mark? Then feel that tail, that is his rudder to steer by when swimming. It"s different from the tail of other dogs, the strength of that joint is surprising.
But his chest, Sir, his chest, see how that is formed on purpose for diving. It is shaped internally like a seal"s. And then, observe the spread of that webbed foot, and the power of them paddles. There are two kinds of them, the short and the long haired, but I think those s.h.a.ggy ones are the handsomest. They are very difficult to be got now of the pure breed. I sent to the Bay of Bulls for this one. To have them in health you must make them stay out of doors in all weather, and keep them cool, and above all not feed them too high. Salt fish seems the best food for them, they are so fond of it. Singular that, ain"t it? but a dog is natural, Sir, and a man ain"t.
""Now, you never saw a codfish at the table of a Newfoundland merchant in your life. He thinks it smells too much of the shop. In fact, in my opinion the dog is the only gentleman there. The only one, now that the Indian is extinct, who has breeding and blood in that land of oil, blubber, and icebergs."
"Lord, I wish one of them had been there to have heard him, wouldn"t he a harpooned him? that"s all. He made a considerable of a long yarn of it, and as it was a text he had often enlarged on, I thought he never would have ended, but like other preachers, when he got heated, spit on the slate, rub it all out, and cypher it over again. Thinks I to myself, I"ll play you a bit, my boy.
""Exactly," sais I, "there is the same difference in dogs and horses as there is in men. Some are n.o.ble by nature, and some vulgar; each is known by his breed."
""True," said he, "very true," and he stood up a little straighter as if it did him good to hear a republican say that, for his father was an Earl. "A very just remark," said he, and he eyed me all over, as if he was rather surprised at my penetration.
""But the worst of it," sais I, "is that a high bred dog or horse and a high bred man are only good for one thing. A pointer will point--a blood horse run--a setter will set--a bull dog fight--and a Newfoundlander will swim; but what else are they good for? Now a duke is a duke, and the devil a thing else. All you expect of him is to act and look like one (and I could point out some that don"t even do that). If he writes a book, and I believe a Scotch one, by the help of his tutor, did once, or makes a speech, you say, Come now, that is very well for a duke, and so on. Well, a marquis ain"t quite so high bred, and he is a little better, and so on, downwards; when you get to an earl, why, he may be good for more things than one. I ain"t quite sure a cross ain"t desirable, and in that way that you couldn"t improve the intelligence of both horses, n.o.blemen, and dogs--don"t you think so, Sir?" sais I.
""It is natural for you," said he, not liking the smack of democracy that I threw in for fun, and looking uneasy. "So," sais he (by way of turning the conversation), "the sagacity of dogs is very wonderful. I will tell you an anecdote of this one that has surprised everybody to whom I have related it.
""Last summer my duties led me to George"s Island. I take it for granted you know it. It is a small island situated in the centre of the harbour of Halifax, has a powerful battery on it, and barracks for the accommodation of troops. There was a company of my regiment stationed there at the time. I took this dog and a small terrier, called Tilt, in the boat with me. The latter was a very active little fellow that the General had given me a few weeks before. He was such an amusing creature, that he soon became a universal favourite, and was suffered to come into the house (a privilege which was never granted to this gentleman, who paid no regard to the appearance of his coat, which was often wet and dirty), and who was therefore excluded.
""The consequence was, Thunder was jealous, and would not a.s.sociate with him, and if ever he took any liberty, he turned on him and punished him severely. This however he never presumed to do in my presence, as he knew I would not suffer it, and therefore, when they both accompanied me in my walks, the big dog contented himself with treating the other with perfect indifference and contempt. Upon this occasion, Thunder lay down in the boat and composed himself to sleep, while the little fellow, who was full of life and animation, and appeared as if he did not know what it was to close his eyes, sat up, looked over the gunwale, and seemed to enjoy the thing uncommonly. He watched the motions of the men, as if he understood what was required of them, and was anxious they should acquit themselves properly."
""He knew," said I, "it was what sailors call the dog watch."
""Very good," said he, but looking all the time as if he thought the interruption very bad.
""After having made my inspection, I returned to the boat, for the purpose of recrossing to the town, when I missed the terrier. Thunder was close at my heels, and when I whistled for the other, wagged his tail and looked up in my face, as if he would say, Never mind that foolish dog, I am here, and that is enough, or is there anything you want me to do?
""After calling in vain, I went back to the barracks, and inquired of the men for Tilt, but no one appeared to have seen him or noticed his motions.
""After perambulating the little island in vain, I happened to ask the sentry if he knew where he was.
""Yes, Sir," said he, "he is buried in the beach."
""Buried in the beach," said I, with great anger, "who dared to kill him? Tell me, Sir, immediately."
""That large dog did it, Sir. He enticed him down to the sh.o.r.e by playing with him, pretending to crouch and then run after him; and then retreating and coaxing him to chase him; and when he got him near the beach, he throttled him in an instant, and then scratched a hole in the shingle and buried him, covering him up with the gravel. After that he went into the water, and with his paws washed his head and face, shook himself, and went up to the barracks. You will find the terrier, just down there, Sir."
""And sure enough there was the poor little fellow, quite dead, and yet warm.
""In the mean time Thunder, who had watched our proceedings from a distance, as soon as he saw the body exhumed, felt as if there was a court-martial holding over himself, plunged into the harbour and swam across to the town, and hid himself for several days, until he thought the affair had blown over; and then approached me anxiously and cautiously, lest he should be apprehended and condemned. As I was unwilling to lose both my dogs, I was obliged to overlook it, and take him back to my confidence. A strange story, ain"t it, Mr Slick."
""Well, it is," sais I, "but dogs do certainly beat all natur, that"s a fact."
"But to get back to the "Black Hawk:" as soon as we anch.o.r.ed, I proposed to Cutler that we should go ash.o.r.e and visit the "natives."
While he was engaged giving his orders to the mate, I took the opportunity of inquiring of the pilot about the inhabitants. This is always a necessary precaution. If you require light-houses, buoys, and sailing directions to enter a port, you want similar guides when you land. The navigation there is difficult also, and it"s a great thing to know who you are going to meet, what sort of stuff they are made of, and which way to steer, so as to avoid hidden shoals and sand-bars, for every little community is as full of them as their harbour. It don"t do, you know, to talk tory in the house of a radical, to name a bishop to a puritan, to let out agin smugglin" to a man who does a little bit of business that way himself; or, as the French say, "to talk of a rope in a house where the squatter has been hanged." If you want to please a guest, you must have some of his favourite dishes at dinner for him; and if you want to talk agreeably to a man, you must select topics he has a relish for.
"So," sais I, "where had we better go, Pilot, when we land?"
"Do you see that are white one-story house there?" said he. "That is a place, though not an inn, where the owner, if he is at home, will receive the likes of you very hospitably. He is a capital fellow in his way, but as hot as pepper. His name is Peter McDonald, and he is considerable well to do in the world. He is a Highlander; and when young went out to Canada in the employment of the North-west Fur Company, where he spent many years, and married, broomstick fashion, I suppose, a squaw. Alter her death he removed, with his two half-caste daughters, to St John"s, New Brunswick; but his girls I don"t think were very well received, on account of their colour, and he came down here and settled at Ship Harbour, where some of his countrymen are located. He is as proud as Lucifer, and so are his galls. Whether it is that they have been slighted, and revenge it on all the rest of the world, I don"t know; or whether it is Highland and Indian pride mixed, I ain"t sartified; but they carry their heads high, and show a stiff upper lip, I tell you. I don"t think you will get much talk out of them, for I never could."
"Well, it don"t follow," said I, "by no manner of means, Eldad, because they wouldn"t chat to you, that they wouldn"t open their little mugs to me. First and foremost recollect, Mr Nickerson, you are a married man, and it"s no use for a gall to talk it into you; and then, in the next place, you see you know a plaguey sight more about the shape, make, and build of a craft like this than you do about the figure-head, waist, and trim of a gall. You are a seaman, and I am a landsman; you know how to bait your hooks for fish, and I know the sort of tackle women will jump at. See if I don"t set their clappers a going, like those of a saw-mill. Do they speak English?"
"Yes," said he, "and they talk Gaelic and French also; the first two they learned from their father, and the other in Canada."
"Are they pretty?"
"The eldest is beautiful," said he; "and there is something in her manner you can"t help thinking she is a lady. You never saw such a beautiful figure as she is in your life."
Thinks I to myself, "that"s all you know about it, old boy." But I didn"t say so, for I was thinking of Sophy at the time.
We then pushed off, and steered for Peter McDonald"s, Indian Peter, as the pilot said the fishermen called him. As we approached the house he came out to meet us. He was a short, strong-built, athletic man, and his step was as springy as a boy"s. He had a jolly, open, manly face, but a quick, restless eye, and the general expression of his countenance indicated at once good nature and irascibility of temper.
"Coot tay, shentlemen," he said, "she is glad to see you; come, walk into her own house." He recognised and received Eldad kindly, who mentioned our names and introduced us, and he welcomed us cordially.
As soon as we were seated, according to the custom of the north-west traders, he insisted upon our taking something to drink, and calling to his daughter Jessie in Gaelic, he desired her to bring whiskey and brandy. As I knew this was a request that on such an occasion could not be declined without offence, I accepted his offer with thanks, and no little praise of the virtues of whiskey; the princ.i.p.al recommendation of which, I said, "was that there was not a headache in a hogshead of it."
"She believes so herself," he said, "it is petter ash all de rum, prandy, shin, and other Yanke pyson in the States; ta Yankies are cheatin smugglin rascals."
The entrance of Jessie fortunately gave a turn to this complimentary remark; when she set down the tray, I rose and extended my hand to her, and said in Gaelic, "Cair mur tha thu mo gradh (how do you do, my dear), tha mi"n dochas gam biel thu slan (I hope you are quite well)."
The girl was amazed, but no less pleased. How sweet to the ear are the accents of the paternal language, or the mother tongue as we call it, for it is women who teach us to talk. It is a bond of union! Whoever speaks it, when we are in a land of strangers, is regarded as a relative. I shall never forget when I was in the bazaar at Calcutta, how my heart leaped at hearing the voice of a Connecticut man as he was addressing a native trader.
"Tell you what, stranger," said he, "I feel as mad as a meat axe, and I hope I may be darned to all darnation, if I wouldn"t chaw up your ugly mummyised corpse, hair, hide, and hoof, this blessed minute, as quick as I would mother"s dough-nuts, if I warn"t afraid you"d pyson me with your atimy, I"ll be dod drotted if I wouldn"t."
Oh, how them homespun words, coa.r.s.e as they were, cheered my drooping spirits, and the real Connecticut nasal tw.a.n.g with which they were uttered sounded like music to my ears; how it brought up home and far-off friends to my mind, and how it sent up a tear of mingled joy and sadness to my eye.
Peter was delighted. He slapped me on the back with a hearty good will, in a way nearly to deprive me of my breath, welcomed me anew, and invited us all to stay with him while the vessel remained there.
Jessie replied in Gaelic, but so rapidly I could only follow her with great difficulty, for I had but a smattering of it, though I understood it better than I could speak it, having acquired it in a very singular manner, as I will tell you by and by. Offering her a chair, she took it and sat down after some hesitation, as if it was not her usual habit to a.s.sociate with her father"s visitors, and we were soon on very sociable terms. I asked the name of the trading post in the north-west where they had resided, and delighted her by informing her I had once been there myself on business of John Jacob Astor"s New York Fur Company, and staid with the Governor, who was the friend and patron of her father"s. This was sufficient to establish us at once on something like the footing of old friends. When she withdrew, Peter followed her out, probably to give some directions for our evening meal.
"Well, well," said the pilot, "if you don"t beat all! I never could get a word out of that girl, and you have loosened her tongue in rale right down earnest, that"s a fact."