Everybody says Whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth; but we think ourself, that the Lord is a better punisher than we are, and knows better how and when to do it having attended to it ever since the year B.C. while the human race could not know about it till 1492 A.D., which is when Columbus discovered America.
We do not believe we can find out all about this truly great and national subject till we get to heaven, where the human race, strapped and unstrapped, if any, can meet together and laying down their harps discuss how they got there.
And we would gently advise boys to be more quiet and genteel in conduct and try rewards to see how they would work. Rewards are not all like the little rosebud merit cards we receive on Fridays, and which boys sometimes tear up and fling scornfully to the breeze when they get outside, but girls preserve carefully in an envelope.
Some rewards are great and glorious, for boys can get to be governor or school trustee or road commissioner or president, while girls can only be wife and mother. But all of us can have the ornament of a meek and lowly spirit, especially girls, who have more use for it than boys.
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STORIES AND PEOPLE
October, 187--
There are people in books and people in Riverboro, and they are not the same kind. They never talk of chargers and palfreys in the village, nor say How oft and Methinks, and if a Scotchman out of Rob Roy should come to Riverboro and want to marry one of us girls we could not understand him unless he made motions; though Huldah Meserve says if a n.o.bleman of high degree should ask her to be his,--one of vast estates with serfs at his bidding,--she would be able to guess his meaning in any language.
Uncle Jerry Cobb thinks that Riverboro people would not make a story, but I know that some of them would.
Jack-o"-lantern, though only a baby, was just like a real story if anybody had written a piece about him: How his mother was dead and his father ran away and Emma Jane and I got Aunt Sarah Cobb to keep him so Mr. Perkins wouldn"t take him to the poor farm; and about our lovely times with him that summer, and our dreadful loss when his father remembered him in the fall and came to take him away; and how Aunt Sarah carried the trundle bed up attic again and Emma Jane and I heard her crying and stole away.
Mrs. Peter Meserve says Grandpa Sawyer was a wonderful hand at stories before his spirit was broken by grandmother. She says he was the life of the store and tavern when he was a young man, though generally sober, and she thinks I take after him, because I like compositions better than all the other lessons; but mother says I take after father, who always could say everything nicely whether he had anything to say or not; so methinks I should be grateful to both of them. They are what is called ancestors and much depends upon whether you have them or not. The Simpsons have not any at all. Aunt Miranda says the reason everybody is so prosperous around here is because their ancestors were all first settlers and raised on burnt ground. This should make us very proud.
Methinks and methought are splendid words for compositions. Miss Dearborn likes them very much, but Alice and I never bring them in to suit her. Methought means the same as I thought, but sounds better.
Example: If you are telling a dream you had about your aged aunt:
Methought I heard her say My child you have so useful been You need not sew today.
This is a good example one way, but too unlikely, woe is me!
This afternoon I was walking over to the store to buy mola.s.ses, and as I came off the bridge and turned up the hill, I saw lots and lots of heelprints in the side of the road, heelprints with little spike holes in them.
"Oh! The river drivers have come from up country," I thought, "and they"ll be breaking the jam at our falls tomorrow." I looked everywhere about and not a man did I see, but still I knew I was not mistaken for the heelprints could not lie. All the way over and back I thought about it, though unfortunately forgetting the mola.s.ses, and Alice Robinson not being able to come out, I took playtime to write a story. It is the first grown-up one I ever did, and is intended to be like Cora the Doctor"s Wife, not like a school composition. It is written for Mr. Adam Ladd, and people like him who live in Boston, and is the printed kind you get money for, to pay off a mortgage.
LANCELOT OR THE PARTED LOVERS
A beautiful village maiden was betrothed to a stallwart river driver, but they had high and bitter words and parted, he to weep into the crystal stream as he drove his logs, and she to sigh and moan as she went about her round of household tasks.
At eventide the maiden was wont to lean over the bridge and her tears also fell into the foaming stream; so, though the two unhappy lovers did not know it, the river was their friend, the only one to whom they told their secrets and wept into.
The months crept on and it was the next July when the maiden was pa.s.sing over the bridge and up the hill. Suddenly she spied footprints on the sands of time.
"The river drivers have come again!" she cried, putting her hand to her side for she had a slight heart trouble like Cora and Mrs. Peter Meserve, that doesn"t kill.
"They HAVE come indeed; ESPECIALLY ONE YOU KNOW," said a voice, and out from the alder bushes sprung Lancelot Littlefield, for that was the lover"s name and it was none other than he. His hair was curly and like living gold. His shirt, white of flannel, was new and dry, and of a handsome color, and as the maiden looked at him she could think of nought but a fairy prince.
"Forgive," she mermered, stretching out her waisted hands.
"Nay, sweet," he replied. ""Tis I should say that to you," and bending gracefully on one knee he kissed the hem of her dress. It was a rich pink gingham check, ellaborately ornamented with white tape tr.i.m.m.i.n.g.
Clasping each other to the heart like Cora and the Doctor, they stood there for a long while, till they heard the rumble of wheels on the bridge and knew they must disentangle.
The wheels came nearer and verily! it was the maiden"s father.
"Can I wed with your fair daughter this very moon," asked Lancelot, who will not be called his whole name again in this story.
"You may," said the father, "for lo! she has been ready and waiting for many months." This he said not noting how he was shaming the maiden, whose name was Linda Rowenetta.
Then and there the nuptial day was appointed and when it came, the marriage knot was tied upon the river bank where first they met; the river bank where they had parted in anger, and where they had again scealeld their vows and clasped each other to the heart. And it was very low water that summer, and the river always thought it was because no tears dropped into it but so many smiles that like sunshine they dried it up.
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Finis
CAREERS
November, 187--
Long ago when I used to watch Miss Ross painting the old mill at Sunnybrook I thought I would be a painter, for Miss Ross went to Paris France where she bought my bead purse and pink parasol and I thought I would like to see a street with beautiful bright-colored things sparkling and hanging in the store windows.
Then when the missionaries from Syria came to stay at the brick house Mrs. Burch said that after I had experienced religion I must learn music and train my voice and go out to heathen lands and save souls, so I thought that would be my career. But we girls tried to have a branch and be home missionaries and it did not work well. Emma Jane"s father would not let her have her birthday party when he found out what she had done and Aunt Jane sent me up to Jake Moody"s to tell him we did not mean to be rude when we asked him to go to meeting more often. He said all right, but just let him catch that little dough-faced Perkins young one in his yard once more and she"d have reason to remember the call, which was just as rude and impolite as our trying to lead him to a purer and a better life.
Then Uncle Jerry and Mr. Aladdin and Miss Dearborn liked my compositions, and I thought I"d better be a writer, for I must be something the minute I"m seventeen, or how shall we ever get the mortgage off the farm? But even that hope is taken away from me now, for Uncle Jerry made fun of my story Lancelot Or The Parted Lovers and I have decided to be a teacher like Miss Dearborn.
The pathetic announcement of a change in the career and life purposes of Rebecca was brought about by her reading the grown-up story to Mr. and Mrs. Jeremiah Cobb after supper in the orchard. Uncle Jerry was the person who had maintained all along that Riverboro people would not make a story; and Lancelot or The Parted Lovers was intended to refute that a.s.sertion at once and forever; an a.s.sertion which Rebecca regarded (quite truly) as untenable, though why she certainly never could have explained. Unfortunately Lancelot was a poor missionary, quite unfitted for the high achievements to which he was destined by the youthful novelist, and Uncle Jerry, though a stage-driver and no reading man, at once perceived the flabbiness and transparency of the Parted Lovers the moment they were held up to his inspection.
"You see Riverboro people WILL make a story!" a.s.serted Rebecca triumphantly as she finished her reading and folded the paper. "And it all came from my noticing the river drivers" tracks by the roadside, and wondering about them; and wondering always makes stories; the minister says so."
"Ye-es," allowed Uncle Jerry reflectively, tipping his chair back against the apple tree and forcing his slow mind to violent and instantaneous action, for Rebecca was his pride and joy; a person, in his opinion, of superhuman talent, one therefore to be "whittled into shape" if occasion demanded.
"It"s a Riverboro story, sure enough, because you"ve got the river and the bridge and the hill and the drivers all right there in it; but there"s something awful queer bout it; the folks don"t act Riverboro, and don"t talk Riverboro, cordin" to my notions. I call it a reg"lar book story."
"But," objected Rebecca, "the people in Cinderella didn"t act like us, and you thought that was a beautiful story when I told it to you."
"I know," replied Uncle Jerry, gaining eloquence in the heat of argument. "They didn"t act like us, but "t any rate they acted like "emselves! Somehow they was all of a piece. Cinderella was a little too good, mebbe, and the sisters was most too thunderin" bad to live on the face o" the earth, and that fayry old lady that kep" the punkin" coach up her sleeve--well, anyhow, you jest believe that punkin" coach, rats, mice, and all, when you"re hearin" bout it, fore ever you stop to think it ain"t so.
"I don" know how tis, but the folks in that Cinderella story seem to match together somehow; they"re all pow"ful onlikely--the prince feller with the gla.s.s slipper, and the hull bunch; but jest the same you kind o" gulp em all down in a lump. But land, Rebecky, n.o.body"d swaller that there village maiden o" your"n, and as for what"s-his-name Littlefield, that come out o" them bushes, such a feller never "d a" be"n IN bushes!
No, Rebecky, you"re the smartest little critter there is in this township, and you beat your Uncle Jerry all holler when it comes to usin" a lead pencil, but I say that ain"t no true Riverboro story! Look at the way they talk! What was that" bout being BETROTHED"?"
"Betrothed is a genteel word for engaged to be married," explained the crushed and chastened author; and it was fortunate the doting old man did not notice her eyes in the twilight, or he might have known that tears were not far away.
"Well, that"s all right, then; I"m as ignorant as Cooper"s cow when it comes to the dictionary. How about what"s-his-name callin" the girl "Naysweet"?"