"....F*CK!!!"It was literally right there this whole time! I cursed vehemently while speed-walking through the forest.
"I"ll get you back for this, Sa.s.snugget. Fufufufu~"
As I was cycling through multiple revenge plans to see which one was the best, I didn"t even notice a stealthy shadow observing me nearby.
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~Kakashi Hatake POV~
Today seemed like a normal day off. I woke up, ate, and went to visit the Memorial Stone to talk to Obito and bring flowers. Everything was normal, until I heard a pained scream coming from the nearby forest, about 2 miles away. It was the kind of scream that could shave away at your soul and shatter your eardrums.
"What was that...?"
The stunned look in my not covered eye was quickly replaced by seriousness. If that was an enemy, it would either mean that whoever is attacking said enemy is extremely strong. If it was an ally, they might need help.
I quickly appeared on a tree close to the source of the scream using shunshin no jutsu. What I saw... a little ange- uh, I mean girl with an earth-shakingly beautiful face and jade-like skin, with blazing red hair which was turning into a pure white color at a speed visible to the eye. Her eyes were half-closed but I could still see a bit of a purple color which was quickly fading into more of a white Byakugan-like color. The girl was twitching in extreme pain on the ground. She seems to have lost the energy to move or even make a sound. But she didn"t look injured at all.
Suspecting it might be an inner injury, I lifted the leaf headband covering the Sharingan in my left eye, and tried to check on her chakra levels.
"H-how is that possible...?!"
Her chakra networks, which previously held a Jonin"s level of chakra reserves were slowly being eaten away by an invisible energy force. No wonder she was in such pain! Having your entire chakra network destroyed would be enough to kill any normal shin.o.bi just from the sheer amount of torturous pain.
"This girl... she"s strange. Maybe I should bring her to Hokage-sama..."
But just as I was thinking of helping her, she sat up and crossed her legs into a meditation position.
"...What is she—?!"
My Sharingan revolved and turned into mangekyou by itself, which stunned me. It allowed me to pick up on some barely visible transparent energies being drawn into her body from every angle, and after it touched the surface of her skin, I couldn"t see it at all anymore! Even my mangekyou was useless!
I softly sighed and decided to observe for now. As I leaned back on the tree branch, I pulled out my Icha Icha book and continued reading.
The girl eventually got up and looked around, then sat back down again and started to cloudgaze. Don"t tell me she"s gonna be another one of those lazy Nara types...
Finally, around 4 hours later, she jumped up and started cursing. Huh? This little angelic girl was actually capable of such language? That"s kinda scary. But what was she cursing about? I put away Icha Icha when I saw she was on the move... towards the Village.
Trailing her silently, I began to get worried. She"s not a psychopath, is she? Her shady mumbling and evil whisper cackles were starting to scare me. How frightening.
For now, let"s just see what she"ll do when she gets to the village gates.
~POV end~
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FINALLY! I could see the gates of Konohagakure! I calmed down before approaching the entrance, but two shadows jumped down in front of me, almost scaring the sh*t outta me. Ahh~ I get it. These are the legendary eternal gatekeepers of Konoha, Izumo and Kotetsu! Yoroshiku~!
The two looked at me a bit strangely, and Kotetsu whispered, "A Hyuuga?"
I looked around, confused. Where"s a Hyuuga? How come I don"t see?
Then Izumo shook his head and said, "The Hyuuga clan has dark hair, not pure white..."
That"s when I realized that they were talking about me. I vaguely remember seeing in my Status that the Uzumaki bloodline I had before Sa.s.snugget gave me the Primordial Chaos Bloodline had been purged by it. It technically made me a blank slate, which means I probably have white eyes similar to the Byakugan. Even better, I could have any bloodlines and any affinities as long as I had the points for it.
How OP.
I was getting sick of their pondering gazes so I cleared my throat.
*cough cough* "Ahem, I"m still here ya know."
They recovered quickly and asked for identification papers. Sorry guys, but I don"t have any. I can"t just tell you I"ve recently transmigrated from another world either.
"Umm, is there a way I can get identification? I don"t have an ident.i.ty at the moment."
Arara~ it"s those weird looks again. Give me a chance and I"ll dig out your eyeb.a.l.l.s. I sent them a bit of a threatening glare and finally they looked away.
Izumo scratched his face in embarra.s.sment and said, "Sorry miss, you"ll have to take that up with the Hokage. Let me ask for you."
"Oh. Sure, thanks."
Suddenly another figure appeared, with one eye covered by his headband and gravity-defying silver hair.
...AHAHAHAHA IT"S KAKASHI! D*MN, HIS HAIR THO, IT LOOKS SO FUNNY HAHAHA! STICKING UP LIKE THAT, HAHA!
It took all of my willpower to keep myself from laughing out loud. I was actually a bit surprised, in the anime it looked natural, but now that it"s real life... heck he could singlehandedly make any old circus on earth into a worldwide sensation!
Well, but it seems he still noticed my held back laughter.
"What"s so funny?"
He asked me with his signature eye smile. Wait, this one"s different, why"s it so d*mn scary?
"Ah, nothing nothing," I replied while sweatdropping.
Izumo and Kotetsu exchanged confused glances and sighed. Kakashi looked over to them and a.s.suredly said, "I"ll take it from here. Little girl, follow me to the Hokage-sama"s office."
"K!" I cutely nodded my head. Eh, was it my imagination or did Kakashi just blush...? Tch, he turned away before I could see.
I must be one heck of a beauty if even Kakashi can"t keep himself from blushing. I didn"t have a mirror so I couldn"t check.
I followed the famous copy ninja into the village and he took me straight to the Hokage"s office. Along the way, I saw a few of the characters from canon, but the kids like Choji and Shikamaru are still really young and don"t seem to have any skills yet; I guess that means I transmigrated just before they enter the academy.
Heeeee~ that"s perfect. I"ll just ask the Hokage to let me enter the academy with them. Of course, I"d need to prove that I"m a friend of the village first.
"Oi, Sa.s.snugget. You there?" I thought silently.
"DING! Affirmative, my queen."
"Good, I have a question. How much is the Uzumaki bloodline?"
"DING! According to the system store, it would have cost 10,000 chaos points. However, since my queen transmigrated into a body in which the original bloodline was Uzumaki, the bloodline at its previous purity is free."
"DING! Sa.s.snugget suggests my queen to buy the Pure Uzumaki bloodline, since previous bloodline purity was only at approximately 50%. To upgrade to full purity, it will cost my queen 5000 CP."
Expensive! Well maybe not... it"s already half-price, but that"ll take up all my chaos points, d*mn it.
I grumbled about it for a bit before giving in.
"Buy it!"
"DING! Pure Uzumaki bloodline bought. Would my queen like to integrate immediately?"
"Will it hurt?"
"DING! My queen will feel... a pinch."
Oh right, I guess it must be because of my Primordial Chaos Body.
"Alright then, integrate immediately!"
"DING! Integrating Pure Uzumaki Bloodline... 1%.. 2%.. 4%..."
"DING! Pure Uzumaki Bloodline integration success! +30 HP, +100 VIT, Special Ability: Adamantine Chains, Basic Fūinjutsu x1 have been added to status/inventory. Would my queen like to learn Basic Fūinjutsu?"
"Sure, why not. Learn!"
"DING! Basic Fūinjutsu learnt."
Nice. Now before I meet with the Hokage, lemme check my status.
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***STATUS***
•Name: Xin Yue / Female / Age 7
•Level: 2
•Const.i.tution: Primordial Chaos Body
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•HP: 270/300
•CP: 0
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•EXP: 0/2000
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•STR: 25
•VIT: 2500
•DEX: 20
•AGI: 26
•INT: 3799
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•Bloodlines: Pure Uzumaki
•Summons: none
•Inventory: Free lottery draw (x1)
•Skills: Basic Fūinjutsu (Mastery: 1%)
•Special Abilities: Adamantine Chains
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Suddenly Kakashi, who had been silent all this time, asked me a question.
"Little girl, if Hokage-sama agrees to let you stay in the village, what will you do?"
I thought about it. "Hmm, I don"t know. I guess I"ll attend the Ninja Academy, if possible. I wanna be strong!"
Kakashi seemed a bit surprised, but it went away as quickly as it appeared. "Okay kid, here we are. Follow me inside."
I nodded and trailed behind Kakashi at a similar pace as him. Soon we reached the room the Hokage was in. As Kakashi was about to knock, we heard a loud voice coming from inside.
"AHHH!!! D*MN IT JIJI WHY"D YOU HIT ME!?"
Kakashi looked a bit conflicted but knocked anyways.
"Enter," we heard the Hokage say.
When Kakashi opened the door, I saw a certain yellow-haired knucklehead with whisker marks on his face drawing circles on the ground in the corner of the room with steam coming off a lump on his head. Ahhh~ how I wish I could just burst out laughing right about now, but thinking of Naruto"s background and what he had gone through, I held it back perfectly this time.
"Kakashi, what is it?"
The Hokage asked while ma.s.saging his temples. I bet he"s thinking he"ll end up with more paperwork after this. Well I know the solution, like duh who doesn"t, right? But I"m not telling. Nope, I don"t wanna be suspected for knowing about a "secret" forbidden jutsu. I just got here. Plus, I wanna keep it as a trump card. Hehe~
"Hokage-sama, I noticed this girl at the gates without identification papers. She says she wants to acquire some."
Sarutobi looked over to me and narrowed his eyes. He seems suspicious. Well, it"s understandable though.
I bowed lightly and said, "Hokage-sama, I came to this village because I need a safe place to train. I wanna become strong and be able to protect myself and my friends. Also, I am an Uzumaki. I heard that Konoha had a good relationship with Uzushiogakure, so I came here."
Sarutobi glanced at Kakashi to confirm this, and Kakashi nodded. Hmm, seems like he saw something in the forest. He must"ve seen my red hair go white.
Suddenly the Hokage spoke up. "I don"t mind you staying if you are an Uzumaki. But where will you live and what are your plans?"
Before I could open my mouth, Kakashi responded with, "She told me on the way here that she wants to attend the ninja academy. As for her living arrangements, I want to volunteer to adopt her as a little sister and let her stay at my place."
Ehhh? That was unexpected, I thought Kakashi was a loner. Hmmm, but it would make more sense if he saw what happened in the forest. He"s probably curious. But even that wouldn"t be enough for him to want to adopt me. I must really be one heaven-defying beauty, hehehe~
Ah, I hit the nail on the head. That"s exactly what happened. Meanwhile, Kakashi was blushing.
Sarutobi really lived up to his ident.i.ty as a closet pervert. He understood exactly what Kakashi was thinking, but kept a straight face while a stream of blood slowly trickled out of his nose.
Gross.
Naruto finally spoke up after his drawn circles resulted in a hole in the floor.
"Hey jiji! Your nose is bleeding, dattebayo!"
I almost went full fangirl overdrive when I heard him. Kyaaa!! That was his signature phrase!!
But I"m surprised that Naruto didn"t notice when I mentioned me being an Uzumaki. He would"ve been ecstatic had he been paying attention. After all, he had never met another member of his clan before. I wonder what happened.
Naruto looked at me with wide eyes and said, "Pretty nee-san! Nee-san, what"s your name?"
My brain"s gears started spinning when he asked that. I can"t tell him my name is Xin Yue, but I"m not even sure what the original body"s name was! I didn"t get that memory inheritance thing that most transmigrators do. Then a light bulb flashed in my mind.
"My name is Xin Yue, but I used to be called Luna Uzumaki," I smiled at the fun-sized Naruto.
Naruto crossed his arms in his signature fox-eyed thinking position. Kyaaa! So cuuuuute!
"Hmm... nice to meet you, Shin Yui!"
Eh? I froze. What did he call me?? My name"s XIN YUE, ya know?! Wait, is that why he stopped to think???
"! Wait a minute did you say UZUMAKI?!?!"
Ouch, my ears. Ah, but don"t worry, I forgive you Naruto-kun, cause you"re so freakin cute.