The next morning...There was a high-pitched scream that resounded throughout all of Konoha. I, being the little angel that I am, grinned in satisfaction when I identified the owner of the voice as none other than Kakashi Hatake. Yep, by now he was probably halfway to reincarnation in shame. Kids are d*mn scary in this world.
Hm? Yeah, they must"ve stolen his mask, doodled on his face, braided his sky-high silver hair, and took turns signing his clothing. Well, but most of those signatures included some scary sh*t, too.
Then they tied him up like a dumpling.
But I didn"t see a thing. Nope.
As for the pictures (that I... "didn"t" take *grins*), I decided to keep those secret. Maybe they"ll come in handy later...
Ah, but I"m surprised the Anbu didn"t do anything to help him. I wonder why?
Meanwhile, Hokage"s office...
"Hokage-sama! They woke up! They finally woke up!"
"Calm down! Who woke up?"
"The Anbu a.s.signed to watch the Uzumaki girl with the white hair! According to them, they collapsed yesterday after hearing the voice of the Uzumaki girl"s pet fox!"
"....."
Back to Xin Yue...
*YyyyACHIHAYU!!!*
"D*mn it, is someone talking about me???" I thought while wiping my nose.
Anyway, today was another day of training. I didn"t have a certain Uchiha to babysit, like yesterday, so I trained "til my stats looked something like this...
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***STATUS***
•Name: Xin Yue / Female / Age 7
•Level: 3
•Const.i.tution: Primordial Chaos Body
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•HP: 121/500
•CP: 5001
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•EXP: 2398/4000
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•STR: 47
•VIT: 2561
•DEX: 51
•AGI: 45
•INT: 3813
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•Bloodlines:
-Pure Uzumaki
-Pure Uchiha
•Summons: Akayuki (Twelve-Tailed Fox)
•Inventory:
-Kunai (x20)
-Shuriken (x20)
•Active Skills:
-Basic Fūinjutsu (92%)
-Shapeshifting (MAX)
-Kamui, Amaterasu, Susanoo, Kotoamatsukami, Tsukuyomi (EMS)
•Pa.s.sive Skills: Presence Concealment (MAX)
•Special Abilities:
-Adamantine Chains
-Sharingan (EMS)
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I b.u.mped into Naruto at Ichiraku Ramen during lunch. I thought for sure that Kakashi would show up and drag me back, but apparently, the poor guy seems to have given up on trying to train me. He must"ve noticed that I"m plenty powerful enough to enter the academy on my own. Or maybe he"s just sulking...
Well, I"m not really enrolling in the academy in order to get stronger, though.
I"ll just be attending for the heck of it! Ah, also I have to look after Itachi"s little duck-haired emo brother. You know, if you turn your head a little bit to the side, with Sasuke facing a certain direction at the perfect angle with the light hitting in just the right place... it actually looks more like a camel chewed on his head before spitting on it just as a huge gust of wind blew it up from the back, which kinda just ended up cementing it there.
Wow, that"s a long-a.r.s.e description for one character"s hairstyle.
But that"s pretty much how I spent the rest of the week. Training, eating, training some more... I didn"t really sleep much though. I seem to have gotten used to my chaos const.i.tution enough to where I only need a bit of meditation to refresh myself. I bought a few chaos-based jutsus from the system store in order to show off a bit in the academy. Well, it doesn"t hurt to have a few life-saving tricks, either.
The day before the entrance test, Kakashi got a mission, so I could move more freely.
I met up with Itachi and Shisui. I answered some of their questions and we went over the plan again. We called it "The Anime Plan".
When they asked me what anime was, I might"ve gotten just a little bit triggered and explained to them that it was a word back at my homeworld that meant "the purpose in the life of an honorable ultimate otaku".
When they asked me what "otaku" was... I started spraying their faces with spit and Russian curse words.
"Blin! Vi schto, ghlupiye? Sukiyn syn, schto-zhe eta takoyyeeeee?!?!?"
Yep, all that was missing was some vodka.
And yeah, Shisui was on board with the plan as well.
Finally, the day of the academy entrance test came. By the time I got there, about half of everyone else had already been tested. Yeah, I did that on purpose. I mean, what kinda doof would get there before the canon characters" tests? That was when all the fun sh*t was going down!
Naruto was dead-last, as usual. The duckhead got a high score, and already had quite a few fan girls. Figures.
Huh. That was a bit more boring than I expected.
I got a balanced score. I was holding back quite a bit, though. If I showed my full strength I"d probably be sent straight along to the Chūnin exams. I just wanted to get in the same cla.s.s as all the main characters~ Plus, I may or may not be planning something... hehehe~ *grins sinisterly*
The shin.o.bi in charge must"ve seen my grin or something... he shivered and called out my name as the last person a.s.signed to the MCs" cla.s.s.
Well, I got my wish, so it all worked out. Ahh~ I really wish I can get one of those legendary "time skips".
...It was worth a try.
...
*TIME SKIP*
Ooooh, it worked!! Yay~
Hmm, it looks like I"m attending first day of academy! Well, it was boring.
...Not as fun as I thought it"d be. But I did get to see Iruka"s big head jutsu, so I have no regrets. Ah, but I"m still gonna sneak out during Taijutsu cla.s.s. Also, I apparently have to attend Kunoichi cla.s.ses, too. That means... flower arranging.
...Heck no. I"ll leave a chaos clone there instead.
After slinking out of the academy through the shadows, I headed towards the meeting place that Itachi and I agreed on. He and Shisui weren"t there yet, so I just sat down and started cultivating. After what seemed like a few minutes (but was actually a few hours), they finally showed up. I couldn"t for the life of me remember when the ma.s.sacre took place, except that Sasuke came back from the academy one day and witnessed it. So I pushed it up to today. Shisui brought up his Kotoamatsukami plan, like normal, and Danzo took his eye. Itachi saved him just as he was about to lose his other eye and brought him here as discreetly as possible.
"I hope you know what you are doing," Itachi grumbled.
"I get that you aren"t happy about Shisui losing his eye. Don"t worry about it. He will get a new eye, better than before."
Itachi looked relieved and Shisui seemed excited.
But then they saw the next scene. They watched in horror as I activated EMS, pulled out my own eye, and closed my eyelid. Then I helped Shisui integrate the eye filled with a few molecules worth of chaos essence and an OP AF eternal mangekyou.
Of course it hurt, duh! But not as much as what Shisui was going through right now. Chaos essence is the most raw and powerful form of energy. Suddenly upgrading from the primitive Chakra to the Primordial Chaos would be enough to kill someone. Well, I have Sa.s.snugget though, so I"m OP enough to handle it. Besides, he"s only getting a tiny fraction of chaos essence, so it won"t kill him. It"ll only strengthen his chakra. I already blocked his vocal acupoints so that he couldn"t scream, cause it would still be pretty painful.
After it was done, he had gotten more powerful. Just a few notches more and he"d be on Madara"s level~
Itachi asked, "Why would you do that? Also, how do you have a Sharingan? Are you an Uchiha?"
I looked at him seriously and said, "...I identify as a potato."
Aiya~ he didn"t get my joke. Fine then.
"No, I"m not Uchiha. The public knows me as an Uzumaki."
Shisui cut in, "Then how—"
"Let me finish. I"m an Uzumaki, but ever since I came to this world, I have had what people on my world call a "cheat"."
"What"s a "cheat"?"
"....." *PTUI* I spit. I spit on you dunces.
"A CHEAT is something that gives me a certain ADVANTAGE over this world"s NATIVES. Un. Der. STAND???"
The two doofs with shiny spit on their faces shivered at my dark smile and quickly nodded.
"Now, for part 2 of the anime plan."
Itachi stopped me, "Wait! What about your eye?"
Huh? Oh right, my eyelid is still closed. Well, I opened it back up and revealed my already-regenerated EMS. Ohh~ nice expression, very amusing! I think I"ll give you a little reward...
"It"s part of my cheat, little doof~ Close your eyes."
Itachi was confused, but closed "em anyway. I closed up his vocal point and held out my hand over his eyes. I let a few molecules worth of chaos essence flow into his eyes while Itachi gritted his teeth and sweatdropped.
Oooh, he"s actually got some decently high pain resistance... good, he won"t die. Shisui only got around three molecules, after I drained my eye of most of its chaos essence. Itachi got seven molecules. That"s why I was surprised, cause he got more.
Well, now he"s only like one notch away from Madara"s level. Not bad~
"Ok, done!"
He opened his eyes and felt his power. When he realized how strong he"d gotten, as well as the new EMS abilities he received, he started shaking from excitement. Well, that"s what it seems like anyway. I don"t think it"s cold in here?
"Now can we get back to the plan already?"
...
We finished going over the plan one more time, and made sure we each knew our part. It"s about time for Sasuke to be leaving the academy, so I kamui-ed us to the clan. They"d have to get used to their new EMS abilities before using them, so the transportation was my job. Tch.
I put up a Fūinjutsu barrier, while Shisui was inside telling the clan about what would happen next. By then, I had already started my village-wide genjutsu. All except for Sasuke. That was Itachi"s job. Sasuke came back right on time and saw Itachi"s EMS. I peeked in on his genjutsu and everything played out just like we planned. I thought he might waver... I guess he really wanted Sasuke to get stronger.
Finally, I saw Sasuke fall back and scream. He awakened his one-tomoe Sharingan in both eyes and pa.s.sed out.
Success~
I got ready to Kamui the entire clan into my dimension, which had already been prepared for the Uchihas to live in. There were trees, gra.s.s, a sky with day/night cycles... even a bunch of houses and training grounds. I stocked up every fridge, which each held its own pocket dimension where food wouldn"t spoil, due to lack of time element and bacteria. It was really quite complete, if you ask me. I even captured some chakra beasts and fenced them into a separately marked forest area with a barrier around it.
The Kamui transfer went smoothly. n.o.body panicked, which means that Shisui did his job thoroughly.
Sasuke was taken to the hospital later on by some Anbu, and Itachi went to the Third Hokage and reported about the "ma.s.sacre". The less people that knew the truth, the better. Not even Sarutobi was spared from our village-wide genjutsu.
When Sasuke woke up, there was a different look in his eyes.
"I will kill you, brother!"
Itachi made a clone that would disperse every day after re-cloning itself and I sent it to my Kamui dimension. Then he left the village to join the Akatsuki as a spy. Well, he also had Kamui, so he could always come back to check on his little brother. And since I made a link to my Kamui dimension through his, he could travel directly from his own dimension to mine without leaving any outside traces at all.
There was some sorrow, as well as some resolution. The clan knew they had to change the ways of the Uchiha if they ever wanted to come back to Konoha.
Even the clan leaders understood this simple truth. Anyone who didn"t agree had their memories altered to think the ma.s.sacre was real, then were sent out of the dimension to fend for themselves. We can"t have another rebellion planned, now can we?
I made a chaos clone and left it at the village to re-clone and disperse every day. After catching up with Itachi, I shifted back into myself and summoned Akayuki.
Then I followed the "last" Uchiha to join the Akatsuki.
He was to be a spy, while I was just going for the heck of it~
Ah, but it wouldn"t hurt to have more information either.
Zetsu would probably recognize me, but that"s fine cause I have been acting suspicious towards Konoha, not him. We"ll just say that I was banished along with Itachi for colluding with dark forces in Konoha. Plus, I"m strong enough now to be a pretty high-ranked member in the Akatsuki.
And I was getting stronger by the day.
Come to think of it~ if I"m this strong at level 3... what would happen when I hit level 10? Or 100...?
D*mn! I"m gonna be SOOOO OVERPOWERED!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just wait, Kaguya! You too, Kami! I"ll surpa.s.s you all in no time!!!!
Itachi - "....."
"What in Kami"s name is this scary little girl cackling about?!?" *shivers*