This daring scheme was faithfully performed, and by night we had nearly half a waste-paper basket of coal, c.o.ke, and cinders. And in the depth of night once more we might have been observed, this time with our collier-like waste-paper basket in our guarded hands.
There was more fire left in the grate that night, and we fed it with the fuel we had collected. This time the fire blazed up, and the pudding boiled like mad. This was the time it boiled two hours--at least I think it was about that, but we dropped asleep on the kitchen tables and dresser. You dare not be lowly in the night in the kitchen, because of the beetles. We were aroused by a horrible smell. It was the pudding-cloth burning. All the water had secretly boiled itself away. We filled it up at once with cold, and the saucepan cracked. So we cleaned it and put it back on the shelf and took another and went to bed. You see what a lot of trouble we had over the pudding. Every evening till Christmas, which had now become only the day after to-morrow, we sneaked down in the inky midnight and boiled that pudding for as long as it would.
On Christmas morning we chopped the holly for the sauce, but we put hot water (instead of brandy) and moist sugar. Some of them said it was not so bad. Oswald was not one of these.
Then came the moment when the plain pudding Father had ordered smoked upon the board. Matilda brought it in and went away at once. She had a cousin out of Woolwich a.r.s.enal to see her that day, I remember. Those far-off days are quite distinct in memory"s recollection still.
Then we got out our own pudding from its hiding-place and gave it one last hurried boil--only seven minutes, because of the general impatience which Oswald and Dora could not cope with.
We had found means to secrete a dish, and we now tried to dish the pudding up, but it stuck to the basin, and had to be dislodged with the chisel. The pudding was horribly pale. We poured the holly sauce over it, and Dora took up the knife and was just cutting it when a few simple words from H.O. turned us from happy and triumphing cookery artists to persons in despair.
He said: "How pleased all those kind ladies and gentlemen would be if they knew _we_ were the poor children they gave the shillings and sixpences and things for!"
We all said, "_What?_" It was no moment for politeness.
"I say," H.O. said, "they"d be glad if they knew it was us was enjoying the pudding, and not dirty little, really poor children."
"You should say "you were," not "you was,"" said Dora, but it was as in a dream and only from habit.
"Do you mean to say"--Oswald spoke firmly, yet not angrily--"that you and Alice went and begged for money for poor children, and then _kept_ it?"
"We didn"t keep it," said H.O., "we spent it."
"We"ve kept the _things_, you little duffer!" said d.i.c.ky, looking at the pudding sitting alone and uncared for on its dish. "You begged for money for poor children, and then _kept_ it. It"s stealing, that"s what it is.
I don"t say so much about you--you"re only a silly kid--but Alice knew better. Why did you do it?"
He turned to Alice, but she was now too deep in tears to get a word out.
H.O. looked a bit frightened, but he answered the question. We have taught him this. He said--
"I thought they"d give us more if I said poor children than if I said just us."
"_That"s_ cheating," said d.i.c.ky--"downright beastly, mean, low cheating."
"I"m not," said H.O.; "and you"re another." Then he began to cry too. I do not know how the others felt, but I understand from Oswald that he felt that now the honour of the house of Bastable had been stamped on in the dust, and it didn"t matter what happened. He looked at the beastly holly that had been left over from the sauce and was stuck up over the pictures. It now appeared hollow and disgusting, though it had got quite a lot of berries, and some of it was the varied kind--green and white. The figs and dates and toffee were set out in the doll"s dinner service. The very sight of it all made Oswald blush sickly. He owns he would have liked to cuff H.O., and, if he did for a moment wish to shake Alice, the author, for one, can make allowances.
Now Alice choked and spluttered, and wiped her eyes fiercely, and said, "It"s no use ragging H.O. It"s my fault. I"m older than he is."
H.O. said, "It couldn"t be Alice"s fault. I don"t see as it was wrong."
"That, not as," murmured Dora, putting her arm round the sinner who had brought this degrading blight upon our family tree, but such is girls"
undetermined and affectionate silliness. "Tell sister all about it, H.O.
dear. Why couldn"t it be Alice"s fault?"
H.O. cuddled up to Dora and said snufflingly in his nose--
"Because she hadn"t got nothing to do with it. I collected it all. She never went into one of the houses. She didn"t want to."
"And then took all the credit of getting the money," said d.i.c.ky savagely.
Oswald said, "Not much _credit_," in scornful tones.
"Oh, you are _beastly_, the whole lot of you, except Dora!" Alice said, stamping her foot in rage and despair. "I tore my frock on a nail going out, and I didn"t want to go back, and I got H.O. to go to the houses alone, and I waited for him outside. And I asked him not to say anything because I didn"t want Dora to know about the frock--it"s my best. And I don"t know what he said inside. He never told me. But I"ll bet anything he didn"t _mean_ to cheat."
"You _said_ lots of kind people would be ready to give money to get pudding for poor children. So I asked them to."
Oswald, with his strong right hand, waved a wave of pa.s.sing things over.
"We"ll talk about that another time," he said; "just now we"ve got weightier things to deal with."
He pointed to the pudding, which had grown cold during the conversation to which I have alluded. H.O. stopped crying, but Alice went on with it.
Oswald now said--
"We"re a base and outcast family. Until that pudding"s out of the house we shan"t be able to look any one in the face. We must see that that pudding goes to poor children--not grisling, grumpy, whiney-piney, pretending poor children--but real poor ones, just as poor as they can stick."
"And the figs too--and the dates," said Noel, with regretting tones.
"Every fig," said d.i.c.ky sternly. "Oswald is quite right."
This honourable resolution made us feel a bit better. We hastily put on our best things, and washed ourselves a bit, and hurried out to find some really poor people to give the pudding to. We cut it in slices ready, and put it in a basket with the figs and dates and toffee. We would not let H.O. come with us at first because he wanted to. And Alice would not come because of him. So at last we had to let him. The excitement of tearing into your best things heals the hurt that wounded honour feels, as the poetry writer said--or at any rate it makes the hurt feel better.
We went out into the streets. They were pretty quiet--nearly everybody was eating its Christmas dessert. But presently we met a woman in an ap.r.o.n. Oswald said very politely--
"Please, are you a poor person?" And she told us to get along with us.
The next we met was a shabby man with a hole in his left boot.
Again Oswald said, "Please, are you a poor person, and have you any poor little children?"
The man told us not to come any of our games with him, or we should laugh on the wrong side of our faces. We went on sadly. We had no heart to stop and explain to him that we had no games to come.
The next was a young man near the Obelisk. Dora tried this time.
She said, "Oh, if you please we"ve got some Christmas pudding in this basket, and if you"re a poor person you can have some."
"Poor as Job," said the young man in a hoa.r.s.e voice, and he had to come up out of a red comforter to say it.
We gave him a slice of the pudding, and he bit into it without thanks or delay. The next minute he had thrown the pudding slap in Dora"s face, and was clutching d.i.c.ky by the collar.
"Blime if I don"t chuck ye in the river, the whole bloomin" lot of you!"
he exclaimed.
The girls screamed, the boys shouted, and though Oswald threw himself on the insulter of his sister with all his manly vigour, yet but for a friend of Oswald"s, who is in the police, pa.s.sing at that instant, the author shudders to think what might have happened, for he was a strong young man, and Oswald is not yet come to his full strength, and the Quaggy runs all too near.
Our policeman led our a.s.sailant aside, and we waited anxiously, as he told us to. After long uncertain moments the young man in the comforter loafed off grumbling, and our policeman turned to us.
"Said you give him a dollop o" pudding, and it tasted of soap and hair-oil."