His wife shook her head.
"Five feet four and about thirty round the chest, and wants to marry my daughter!" said the sergeant-major, with a sneer. "Eh? What"s that? What did you say? What?"
"I said that"s a pretty good size for a c.o.c.kroach," murmured Mr. Farrer, defiantly. "Besides, size isn"t everything. If it was, you"d be a general instead of only a sergeant-major."
"You get out of my house," said the other, as soon as he could get his breath. "Go on Sharp with it."
"I"m going," said the mortified Mr. Farrer. "I"m sorry if I was rude. I came on purpose to see you to-night. Bertha-Miss Ward, I mean-told me your ideas, but I couldn"t believe her. I said you"d got more common sense than to object to a man just because he wasn"t a soldier."
"I want a man for a son-in-law," said the other. "I don"t say he"s got to be a soldier."
"Just so," said Mr. Farrer. "You"re a man, ain"t you? Well, I"ll do anything that you"ll do."
"Pph!" said the sergeant-major. "I"ve done my little lot. I"ve been in action four times, and wounded in three places. That"s my tally."
"The colonel said once that my husband doesn"t know what fear is," said Mrs. Ward, timidly. "He"s afraid of nothing."
"Except ghosts," remarked her daughter, softly.
"Hold your tongue, miss," said her father, twisting his moustache. "No sensible man is afraid of what doesn"t exist."
"A lot of people believe they do, though," said Mr. Farrer, breaking in.
"I heard the other night that old Smith"s ghost has been seen again swinging from the apple tree. Three people have seen it."
"Rubbish!" said the sergeant-major.
"Maybe," said the young man; "but I"ll bet you, Mr. Ward, for all your courage, that you won"t go up there alone at twelve o"clock one night to see."
"I thought I ordered you out of my house just now," said the sergeant-major, glaring at him.
"Going into action," said Mr. Farrer, pausing at the door, "is one thing -you have to obey orders and you can"t help yourself; but going to a lonely cottage two miles off to see the ghost of a man that hanged himself is another."
"Do you mean to say I"m afraid?" bl.u.s.tered the other.
Mr. Farrer shook his head. "I don"t say anything," he remarked; "but even a c.o.c.kroach does a bit of thinking sometimes."
"Perhaps you"d like to go," said the sergeant-major.
"I don"t mind," said the young man; "and perhaps you"ll think a little better of me, Mr. Ward. If I do what you"re afraid to do-"
Mrs. Ward and her daughter flung themselves hastily between the sergeant-major and his intended sacrifice. Mr. Farrer, pale but determined, stood his ground.
"I"ll dare you to go up and spend a night there alone," he said.
"I"ll dare you," said the incensed warrior, weakly.
"All right; I"ll spend Wednesday night there," said Mr. Farrer, "and I"ll come round on Thursday and let you know how I got on."
"I dare say," said the other; "but I don"t want you here, and, what"s more, I won"t have you. You can go to Smith"s cottage on Wednesday at twelve o"clock if you like, and I"ll go up any time between twelve and three and make sure you"re there. D"ye understand? I"ll show you whether I"m afraid or not."
"There"s no reason for you to be afraid," said Mr. Farrer. "I shall be there to protect you. That"s very different to being there alone, as I shall be. But, of course, you can go up the next night by yourself, and wait for me, if you like. If you like to prove your courage, I mean."
"When I want to be ordered about," said the sergeant-major, in a magnificent voice, "I"ll let you know. Now go, before I do anything I might be sorry for afterwards."
He stood at the door, erect as a ramrod, and watched the young man up the road. His conversation at the supper-table that night related almost entirely to puppy-dogs and the best way of training them.
He kept a close eye upon his daughter for the next day or two, but human nature has its limits. He tried to sleep one afternoon in his easy-chair with one eye open, but the exquisite silence maintained by Miss Ward was too much for it. A hum of perfect content arose from the feature below, and five minutes later Miss Ward was speeding in search of Mr. Farrer.
"I had to come, Ted," she said, breathlessly, "because to-morrow"s Wednesday. I"ve got something to tell you, but I don"t know whether I ought to."
"Tell me and let me decide," said Mr. Farrer, tenderly.
"I-I"m so afraid you might be frightened," said the girl. "I won"t tell you, but I"ll give you a hint. If you see anything awful, don"t be frightened."
Mr. Farrer stroked her hand. "The only thing I"m afraid of is your father," he said, softly.
"Oh!" said the girl, clasping her hands together. "You have guessed it."
"Guessed it?" said Mr. Farrer.
Miss Ward nodded. "I happened to pa.s.s his door this morning," she said, in a low voice. "It was open a little way, and he was standing up and measuring one of mother"s nightgowns against his chest. I couldn"t think what he was doing it for at first."
Mr. Farrer whistled and his face hardened.
"That"s not fair play," he said at last. "All right; I"ll be ready for him."
"He doesn"t like to be put in the wrong," said Miss Ward. "He wants to prove that you haven"t got any courage. He"d be disappointed if he found you had."
"All right," said Mr. Farrer again. "You"re an angel for coming to tell me."
"Father would call me something else, I expect," said Miss Ward, with a smile. "Good-bye. I want to get back before he wakes up."
She was back in her chair, listening to her father"s slumbers, half an hour before he awoke.
"I"m making up for to-morrow night," he said, opening his eyes suddenly.
His daughter nodded.
"Shows strength of will," continued the sergeant-major, amiably.
"Wellington could go to sleep at any time by just willing it. I"m the same way; I can go to sleep at five minutes" notice."
"It"s a very useful gift," said Miss Ward, piously, "very."
Mr. Ward had two naps the next day. He awoke from the second at twelve-thirty a.m., and in a somewhat disagreeable frame of mind rose and stretched himself. The house was very still. He took a small brown-paper parcel from behind the sofa and, extinguishing the lamp, put on his cap and opened the front door.
If the house was quiet, the little street seemed dead. He closed the door softly and stepped into the darkness. In terms which would have been understood by "our army in Flanders" he execrated the forefathers, the name, and the upbringing of Mr. Edward Farrer.
Not a soul in the streets; not a light in a window. He left the little town behind, pa.s.sed the last isolated house on the road, and walked into the greater blackness of a road between tall hedges. He had put on canvas shoes with rubber soles, for the better surprise of Mr. Farrer, and his own progress seemed to partake of a ghostly nature. Every ghost story he had ever heard or read crowded into his memory. For the first time in his experience even the idea of the company of Mr. Farrer seemed better than no company at all.