Mr. Worple came forward and shook hands. ""Scuse my shirt-sleeves, won"t you, sir?"
"Certainly, laddie, cer-tain-ly," said Victor, with that _empress.e.m.e.nt_ which has earned him so many drinks in Maiden Lane. "Cer-tain-ly. And how are you?"
"Nicely, thanks," said Harold. "How"s "self?"
"So-so, just so-so. Now just tell me about your little affair, so I can get "em fixed good and plenty before I start. What d"you think"ll go best; you know "em better than I do? Shakespeare--what? Bransby Williams? "Dream of Eugene Aram"? "Kissing Cup"s Race"? Imitations of Robey, Formby, Chirgwin--what?"
Harold pondered a moment. Then he had an inspiration. "Sort "em up if I was you, sir. Sort "em up. Then ev"body"ll get something they like, see?"
We entered the clubroom where the Social was to be held--a large, lofty room, genial, clean, and well-lighted, The floor was bare, but a red rug before the leaping fire gave a touch of cosiness. Small tables were scattered everywhere; draughts here, dominoes there, chess elsewhere, cards in other places. Chairs were distributed with a studied air of casual disorder. Newspapers littered a side-bench. The grand piano, by Cadenza of The Emporium, stood diagonally across the left centre, and on it lay the violin-case of Freddie, who told us, with modesty, that he "sc.r.a.ped nows and thens." Along the length of the farther wall stood a large, white-robed table, heaped with coffee-urns, sandwiches, buns, cakes, biscuits, bananas, and other delicacies. All these arrangements were the joint work of Freddie and Harold. At five minutes to eight the company arrived. At first it trickled in by stray couples, but later it swelled to a generous flood, each couple nodding in acknowledgment of the deprecatory greetings of the stewards: "Here we are again, what-oh?"
and, in more professional tones: "Gentlemen"s Room to the Right, Ladies"
Room to the Left!" Victor and myself stood by the fire, Victor receiving bashful but definitely admiring glances from the girls, for he is of the old school, and looks more like Sir Henry Irving even than Mr. H. B.
Irving, except that he does not limp. For the first few minutes the atmosphere was cold. The boys obviously wanted to talk to Victor, but they seemed all too shy; so I gave Victor the tip, and with his exquisite courtesy he moved over to a group of the boys and the girls and, with a bow, asked a girl with a baby face, that burnt delightfully red under his attention, if he might take a seat on that settee. In just a minute and a half the thaw set in, and he had the company about him bubbling with laughter and excited comment. As other groups came in from the dressing-rooms they made at once for the centre of attraction, and soon Victor was the centre of a crowd that buzzed about him like bees about a flower, seeking the honey of laughter. I doubt if he was ever so much on the "spot" before. I could see him revelling in it. I could see him telling Rule"s about it. But in the middle of his best story, Freddie bustled up.
"Oh, "scuse me, sir, but I forgot to tell you before. I said sort "em up, but ... you might just be careful, "cos the Vicar"s dropping in during the evening. I"ll give you the word when he"s here, so"s you"ll be sure to hand "em something quiet. It"s all right until he comes. Just give "em anything you like."
And Victor waved a faded hand, and said, "Righto, laddie, righto. I get you," and turned again to the blushing little girl, who certainly seemed now to be Quite The Lady in her manner of receiving his attentions.
Under his expansive mood everybody seen knew everybody else, and all traces of stiffness vanished. The company was a little mixed, and it was inevitable that there should be demarcations of border, breed, and birth. Some were shop-a.s.sistants, some were mechanics, some were clerks, some were even Civil Servants; and as all were Christians they were naturally hesitant about loving one another. But Victor broke down all barriers by his large humanity and universal appeal.
Suddenly, there was a hammering on the floor, and a voice called, "Attention, please!" And then--"Duet for violin and piano: Miss Olive Craven and Mr. Fred Parslow."
We broke into little groups, and settled ourselves. Then came a crash of chords from the piano, and a prolonged reiteration of the A while Freddie tuned. They set to work. I heard the opening bars, and I held my breath in dismay. They were going to play a Tchaikowsky Concerto. But the dismay was premature. They _played_; both of them. I do not know whether Freddie was engaged to Olive, but there was a marvellous sympathy uniting them; and, though little technical flaws appeared here and there, the beauty of the work was brought right out. Freddie and Olive were musicians. It was a delicious quarter of an hour. They got a big handful of applause, and then Freddie asked: "Ready, sir?" and Victor said he was, and Freddie said, "What is it?" and conveyed the answer to the portly old fellow who seemed to be president. After a minute or so, during which the girls chattered and giggled and compared ribbons and flounces, he called again for silence, and a tremendous outburst of clapping and stamping followed his announcement: "Mr. Victor Maulever, the famous West End actor, will recite "Who"ll have a Blood Orange?""
Victor made good with his first three sentences. In the language of his profession, he got "em with both hands. They rose at him. He had "em stung to death. He did what he liked with "em. The girls giggled and kicked little feet. They shamelessly broke into his periods with "_Isn"t_ he IT?" and he had to wait while the laughs went round.
When he had finished he got such a hand as I"m sure he never had in the whole of his stage career. They wouldn"t let him sit down. They would give him no rest; he must go straight on and give more. So he gave them two more, including his impressions of George Robey, G. P. Huntley, Joe Elvin, R. G. Knowles, and Wilkie Bard singing "Little Grey Home in the West."
Then the President appealed to the audience to let poor Mr. Maulever have a rest and a little refreshment; and at once the girls rushed to the table and fought with one another for sandwiches and coffee and cakes with which they might minister to the exhausted Thespian. The boys did not get savage about this; they seemed to share in the fun, and when new girl-arrivals came in, they were solemnly introduced to the star.
"Oh, Mr. Maulever, may I introduce my friend, Miss Redgrove?" Miss Redgrove smiled becomingly, and Victor rose, bowed, extended his graceful hand, and said: "Delighted, Miss Redgrove!" and Miss Redgrove said: "Pleased to meet you!" And in reply to Victor"s inquiry: "I hope you"re well?" she said that she mustn"t grumble.
A few of the girls wore evening frocks; others, with more limited means, contented themselves with Sunday frocks or delicately coloured robes that had been manoeuvred into something that showed enough white neck and bosom to be at once alluring and decorous. There was nothing of the plain or the dowdy. They were all out for enjoyment, and they meant to make the best of everything, themselves included. Frills and fluffiness were the order. They were all darlings.
A gentle raillery was the note of intercourse between girls and boys.
One of the little girls, a typist, I gathered, in a mercantile office, whispered to her boy that Victor was A Love, and added that she always did like men best when they were old and had grey hair. They were so ...
kind of ... if he knew what she meant. She said she would most likely fall in love with a grey-haired man, and her boy said: "Yes, of course you _would_." Whereupon she told him not to be so sarcastic.
The att.i.tude of gentlemen to ladies was also delightful. Some of the gentlemen were guilty of bad manners, in the Surbiton sense of the word.
That is to say, they did not all do what was "done," and they very frequently did things that were not "done" by Good People. But everything they did was inspired by a consideration for the comfort of others. They committed _gaucheries_, but the fount thereof was kindliness.
The conversation was varied. Some talked frocks, some music, some picture-palaces, some odds-and-ends. Those who affected theatres stuck firmly to Victor, and lured him on to talk about the idols of the stage.
The dear boy _might_ have told them things ... he might have disillusioned their golden heads about certain actor-managers of whom he has had intimate experience; but he didn"t, and I rather liked him for it. While more recitations and more music went round, he told them heroic stories about their heroes. He told them strange stories and beautiful stories and funny stories; but never, never disparaging stories. One saw their faces glow with wonder. Then the time came for him to work again. He certainly earned that seven-and-six. This time the Vicar was there, so he handed them "The Dream of Eugene Aram."
Again he got "em. The girls shivered and moved nearer to their boys. He got his horror in voice and face and gesture and pauses. There was perfect silence while he did it. There was perfect silence for some seconds afterwards. Then came a rain of clapping, and the Vicar walked across to him and shook him by the hand, showering warm compliments upon him, and trusting that he would be kind enough to come again.
Then, while we drank coffee and handed cakes to the girls, the reverend gentleman stood on the rug before the fire and gave us an informal address. It was all very bright and homely, and the merry twinkle in the old man"s eye when he saw the cl.u.s.ter of girls about Victor told us that he was very much alive to this world.
At half-past ten the meeting broke up, with a final effort by Victor in two of Albert Chevalier"s songs. The girls pelted to the dressing-rooms and returned, robed for the street and radiant, and all anxious to shake hands and bid farewell to the Star. They literally danced round him, and fought to shake hands with him, and the boys fought with them. Then, when all had saluted him, each boy appropriated a girl. Those who were known tucked arms in arms and marched off. Those who were strangers approached deferentially, and said: "You got a friend, miss? If not ...
m"I see you home?" and were at once elected.
Victor and the Vicar and the President and myself remained behind till the last, while Freddie and Harold "cleared up the mess," as they said.
Then Victor winked at the two boys, and lured them to the pa.s.sage.
"Well, boys," he said, jingling his three half-crowns which had just been paid him, "what about it? A short one at "The Falcon"--what?"
They really blushed. The honour was too much. "Oh--really--well--very kind of you, Mr. Maulever, I"m sure." They stammered through their hot smiles, but they came along, and after the short one at "The Falcon"
they lingered a moment. They appeared nervous. It seemed that they had something on their minds. Harold looked at Freddie and Freddie looked at Harold, and Freddie said emphatically, "You." So Harold, very rapidly, turned and said--
"I was going t"say, Mr. Maulever--I mean, would you--ah--might I ask if you and your friend"d have another--with _us_?" He was obviously glad to get it over.
Victor smiled. "Well, laddie, it"s a cold night. Dammit, we _will_ have another."
So we did. As a matter of fact, we had three others; and in the loud pa.s.sage of "The Falcon" we parted with the lads, who wrung Victor"s hand, and said he"d given them a delightful evening, and they hoped he"d recite for their next Social, adding that he was a real sport.
I saw Victor to his "bus, and as he leaped aboard he said he had enjoyed himself. He turned half-way up the stairs to cry his customary valediction.
"_Si longtemps_, old kiddo. Cling good and tight to the water-wagon!"
A WORKER"S NIGHT
THE ISLE OF DOGS
_THE WORK CHILD_
_I_
_Fair flakes of wilding rose Entwine for Seventeen, With lovely leaves of violet That dares not live till fields forget The grey that drest their green with snows, And grow from grey to green._
_And when the wreath is twining, Oh, prithee, have a care!
Weave in no bloom of subtle smell; The simple ones she loves too well.
Let violets on her neck lie shining, Wild rose in her hair._
_And bring her rose-winged fancies, From shadowy shoals of dream, To clothe her in the wistful hour, When girlhood steals from bud to flower.
Bring her the tunes of elfin dances, Bring her the faery Gleam!_
_II_
_At the world"s gate she stands, Silent and very still; And lone as that one star that lights The delicate dusk of April nights.
Oh, let love bind her holy hands, And fetter her from ill!_
_Her tumbled tresses cling Adown her like a veil.
And cheeks and curls as sweetly chime As verses with a rounding rhyme.