"_Shoo_, chile! "Mungs" all de creeturs dey aint no mo" kuse creeturs dan de gals. Ole ez I is, ef I wuz ter start in dis minnit fer ter tell you how kuse de gals is, en de Lord wuz ter spar" me plum twel I git done, yo" head "ud be gray, en Remus "ud be des twice-t ez ole ez w"at he is right now."
"Well, what did her mamma say, Uncle Remus?"
"Ole Sis Wolf, she sot dar, she did, en settle "er cap on "er head, en snicker, en look at de gal lak she monst"us proud. De gal, she tuck"n shuck "erse"f "fo" de lookin"-gla.s.s a time er two, en den she tipt ter de do" en open" it little ways en peep out des lak she skeer"d some un gwine ter hit "er a clip side de head. Dar stood ole Brer Rabbit lookin"
des ez slick ez a race-hoss. De gal, she tuck"n laff, she did, en holler:
""W"y law, maw! hit "s Mr. Rabbit, en yer we bin "fraid it "uz some "un w"at aint got no business "roun" yer!"
"Ole Sis Wolf she look over "er specks, en snicker, en den she up"n "low:
""Well, don"t keep "im stannin" out dar all night. Ax "im in, fer goodness sake."
"Den de gal, she tuck"n drap "er hankcher, en Brer Rabbit, he dipt down en grab it en pa.s.s it ter "er wid a bow, en de gal say she much "blige, "kaze dat "uz mo" den Mr. Fox "ud er done, en den she ax Brer Rabbit how he come on, en Brer Rabbit "low he right peart, en den he ax "er wharbouts "er daddy, en ole Sis Wolf "low she go fine "im.
""T wa"n"t long "fo" Brer Rabbit year Brer Wolf stompin" de mud off"n he foots in de back po"ch, en den bimeby in he come. Dey shuck han"s, dey did, en Brer Rabbit say dat w"en he go callin" on he "quaintunce, hit aint feel natchul "ceppin" de man er de house settin" "roun" some"rs.
""Ef he don"t talk none," sez Brer Rabbit, sezee, "he kin des set up ag"in" de chimbly-jam en keep time by noddin"."
"But ole Brer Wolf, he one er deze yer kinder mens w"at got de whimzies,[41] en he up"n "low dat he don"t let hisse"f git ter noddin"
front er comp"ny. Dey run on dis a-way twel bimeby Brer Rabbit year de skeeters come zoonin" "roun", en claimin" kin wid "im."
The little boy laughed; but Uncle Remus was very serious.
"Co"se dey claim kin wid "im. Dey claims kin wid folks yit, let "lone Brer Rabbit. Manys en manys de time w"en I year um sailin" "roun" en singin" out "_Cousin! Cousin!"_ en I let you know, honey, de skeeters is mighty close kin w"en dey gits ter be yo" cousin.
"Brer Rabbit, he year um zoonin"," the old man continued, "en he know he got ter do some mighty nice talkin", so he up"n ax fer drink er water.
De gal, she tuck"n fotch it.
""Mighty nice water, Brer Wolf." (_De skeeters dey zoon._)[42]
""Some say it too full er wiggletails,[43] Brer Rabbit." (_De skeeters, dey zoon en dey zoon._)
""Mighty nice place you got, Brer Wolf." (_Skeeters dey zoon._)
""Some say it too low in de swamp, Brer Rabbit." (_Skeeters dey zoon en dey zoon._)
"Dey zoon so bad," said Uncle Remus, drawing a long breath, "dat Brer Rabbit "gun ter git skeer"d, en w"en dat creetur git skeer"d, he min"
wuk lak one er deze yer flutter-mills. Bimeby, he "low:
""Went ter town t"er day, en dar I seed a sight w"at I never "speckted ter see."
""W"at dat, Brer Rabbit?"
""Spotted hoss, Brer Wolf."
""_No_, Brer Rabbit!"
""I mos" sho"ly seed "im, Brer Wolf."
"Brer Wolf, he scratch he head, en de gal she hilt up "er han"s en make great "miration "bout de spotted hoss. (_De skeeters dey zoon, en dey keep on zoonin"._) Brer Rabbit, he talk on, he did:
"""T wa"n"t des one spotted hoss, Brer Wolf, "t wuz a whole team er spotted hosses, en dey went gallin"-up[44] des lak de yuther hosses,"
sezee. "Let "lone dat, Brer Wolf, my grandaddy wuz spotted," sez Brer Rabbit, sezee.
"Gal, she squeal en holler out:
""W"y, Brer Rabbit! aint you "shame" yo"se"f fer ter be talkin" dat a-way, en "bout yo" own-"lone blood kin too?"
""Hit "s de naked trufe I"m a-ginin"[45] un you," sez Brer Rabbit, sezee.
(_Skeeter zoon en come closeter._)
"Brer Wolf "low "Well--well--well!" Ole Sis Wolf, she "low "Tooby sho"ly, tooby sho"ly!" (_Skeeter zoon en come nigher en nigher._) Brer Rabbit "low:
""Ya.s.ser! Des ez sho" ez youer settin" dar, my grandaddy wuz spotted.
Spotted all over. (_Skeeter come zoonin" up en light on Brer Rabbit jaw._) He wuz dat. He had er great big spot right yer!""
Here Uncle Remus raised his hand and struck himself a resounding slap on the side of the face where the mosquito was supposed to be, and continued:
"No sooner is he do dis dan ne"r skeeter come zoonin" "roun" en light on Brer Rabbit leg. Brer Rabbit, he talk, en he talk:
""Po" ole grandaddy! I boun" he make you laff, he look so funny wid all dem spots en speckles. He had spot on de side er de head, whar I done show you, en den he had n"er big spot right yer on de leg," sezee."
Uncle Remus slapped himself on the leg below the knee, and was apparently so serious about it that the little boy laughed loudly. The old man went on:
"Skeeter zoon en light "twix" Brer Rabbit shoulder-blades. Den he talk:
""B"leeve me er not b"leeve me ef you min" to, but my grandaddy had a big black spot up yer on he back w"ich look lak saddle-mark."
"_Blip Brer Rabbit tuck hisse"f on de back!_
"Skeeter sail "roun" en zoon en light down yer beyan de hip-bone. He say he grandaddy got spot down dar.
"_Blip he tuck hisse"f beyan de hip-bone._
"Hit keep on dis a-way," continued Uncle Remus, who had given vigorous ill.u.s.trations of Brer Rabbit"s method of killing mosquitoes while pretending to tell a story, "twel bimeby ole Brer Wolf en ole Sis Wolf dey lissen at Brer Rabbit twel dey "gun ter nod, en den ole Brer Rabbit en de gal dey sot up dar en kill skeeters right erlong."
"Did he marry Brother Wolf"s daughter?" asked the little boy.
"I year talk," replied Uncle Remus, "dat Brer Wolf sont Brer Rabbit wud nex" day dat he kin git de gal by gwine atter "er, but I aint never year talk "bout Brer Rabbit gwine. De day atterwuds wuz mighty long time, en by den Brer Rabbit moughter had some yuther projick on han"."[46]
-- FOOTNOTES:
[40] Proper and particular.
[41] In these latter days a man with the whimzies, or whimsies, is known simply as a crank.
[42] The information in parentheses is imparted in a low, impressive, confidential tone.