"What about him?" inquired the little boy.
"One time, "way back yander," said Uncle Remus, knocking the ashes off his hands and knees, "dey wuz two plan"ations right "longside one er "ne"r, en on bofe er deze plan"ations wuz a whole pa.s.sel of fowls. Dey wuz mighty sociable in dem days, en it tu"n out dat de fowls on one plan"ation gun a party, w"ich dey sont out der invites ter de fowls on de "t"er plan"ation.
"W"en de day come, Mr. Rooster, he blow his hawn, he did, en "semble um all tergedder, en atter dey "semble dey got in line. Mr. Rooster, he tuck de head, en atter "im come ole lady Hen en Miss Pullet, en den dar wuz Mr. Peafowl, en Mr. Tukkey Gobbler, en Miss Guinny Hen, en Miss Puddle Duck, en all de balance un um. Dey start off sorter raggedy, but "t wa"n"t long "fo" dey all kotch de step, en den dey march down by de spring, up thoo de hoss-lot en "cross by de gin-house, en "t wa"n"t long "fo" dey git ter whar de frolic wuz.
""Dey dance, en dey play, en dey sing. Mo" "speshually did dey play en sing dat ar song w"ich it run on lak dis:
""_Come under, come under, My honey, my love, my own true love; My heart bin a-weepin"
Way down in Galilee._"
"Dey wuz gwine on dis a-way, havin" der "mus.e.m.e.nts, w"en, bimeby, ole Mr. Peafowl, he got on de comb er de barn en blow de dinner-hawn. Dey all wash der face en ban"s in de back po"ch, en den dey went in ter dinner. W"en dey git in dar, dey don"t see nothin" on de table but a great big pile er co"n-bread. De pones was pile up on pones, en on de top wuz a great big ash-cake. Mr. Rooster, he look at dis en he tu"n up he nose, en bimeby, atter aw"ile, out he strut. Ole Miss Guinny Hen, she watchin" Mr. Rooster motions, en w"en she see dis, she take"n squall out, she did:
"_"Pot-rack! Pot-rack!_ Mr. Rooster gone back! _Pot-rack! Pot-rack!_ Mr.
Rooster gone back!"
"Wid dat dey all make a great ter-do. Miss Hen en Miss Pullet, dey cackle en squall, Mr. Gobbler, he gobble, en Miss Puddle Duck, she shake "er tail en say, _quickity-quack-quack_. But Mr. Rooster, he ruffle up he cape, en march on out.
"Dis sorter put a damper on de yuthers, but "fo" Mr. Rooster git outer sight en year"n dey went ter wuk on de pile w"at wuz "pariently co"n-bread, en, lo en beholes, un"need dem pone er bread wuz a whole pa.s.sel er meat en greens, en bake" taters, en bile" turnips. Mr.
Rooster, he year de ladies makin" great "miration, en he stop en look thoo de crack, en dar he see all de doin"s en fixin"s. He feel mighty bad, Mr. Rooster did, w"en he see all dis, en de yuther fowls dey holler en ax "im fer ter come back, en he craw, w"ich it mighty empty, likewise, it up"n ax "im, but he mighty biggity en stuck up, en he strut off, crowin" ez he go; but he "speunce er dat time done las" him en all er his fambly down ter dis day. En you neenter take my wud fer"t, ne"r, kaze ef you"ll des keep yo" eye open en watch, you"ll ketch a glimse er ole Mr. Rooster folks scratchin" whar dey "specks ter fine der rations, en mo" dan dat, dey"ll scratch wid der rations in plain sight. Since dat time, dey aint none er de Mr. Roosters bin fool" by dat w"at dey see on top. Dey aint res" twel dey see w"at und" dar. Dey"ll scratch spite er all creation."
"Dat "s de Lord"s truth!" said "Tildy, with unction. "I done seed um wid my own eyes. Dat I is."
This was "Tildy"s method of renewing peaceful relations with Uncle Remus, but the old man was disposed to resist the attempt.
"You better be up yander washin" up dishes, stidder hoppin" down yer wid er whole packet er stuff w"at Miss Sally aint dreamp er sayin"."
XII
BROTHER RABBIT BREAKS UP A PARTY
As long as Uncle Remus allowed "Tildy to remain in the cabin, the little boy was not particularly interested in preventing the perfunctory abuse which the old man might feel disposed to bestow upon the complacent girl. The truth is, the child"s mind was occupied with the episode in the story of Mr. Benjamin Ram which treats of the style in which this romantic old wag put Mr. and Mrs. Wolf to flight by playing a tune upon his fiddle. The little boy was particularly struck with this remarkable feat, as many a youngster before him had been, and he made bold to recur to it again by asking Uncle Remus for all the details. It was plain to the latter that the child regarded Mr. Ram as the typical hero of all the animals, and this was by no means gratifying to the old man. He answered the little boy"s questions as well as he could, and, when nothing more remained to be said about Mr. Ram, he settled himself back in his chair and resumed the curious history of Brother Rabbit:
"Co"se Mr. Ram mighty smart man. I aint "spute dat; but needer Mr. Ram ner yet Mr. Lam is soon creeturs lak Brer Rabbit. Mr. Benjermun Ram, he tuck"n skeer off Brer Wolf en his ole "oman wid his fiddle, but, bless yo" soul, ole Brer Rabbit he gone en done wuss"n dat."
"What did Brother Rabbit do?" asked the little boy.
"One time," said Uncle Remus, "Brer Fox, he tuck"n ax some er de yuther creeturs ter he house. He ax Brer B"ar, en Brer Wolf, en Brer "c.o.o.n, but he aint ax Brer Rabbit. All de same, Brer Rabbit got win" un it, en he "low dat ef he don"t go, he "speck he have much fun ez de nex" man.
"De creeturs w"at git de invite, dey tuck"n "semble at Brer Fox house, en Brer Fox, he ax um in en got um cheers, en dey sot dar en laugh en talk, twel, bimeby, Brer Fox, he fotch out a bottle er dram en lay "er out on de side-bode, en den he sorter step back en say, sezee:
""Des step up, gentermens, en he"p yo"se"f," en you better b"lieve dey he"p derse"f.
"W"iles dey wuz drinkin" en drammin" en gwine on, w"at you "speck Brer Rabbit doin"? You des well make up yo" min" dat Brer Rabbit monst"us busy, kaze he "uz sailin" "roun" fixin" up his tricks. Long time "fo"
dat, Brer Rabbit had been at a bobbycue whar dey was a muster, en w"iles all de folks "uz down at de spring eatin" dinner, Brer Rabbit he crope up en run off wid one er de drums. Dey wuz a big drum en a little drum, en Brer Rabbit he s.n.a.t.c.h up de littles" one en run home.
"Now, den, w"en he year "bout de yuther creeturs gwine ter Brer Fox house, w"at do Brer Rabbit do but git out dis rattlin" drum en make de way down de road todes whar dey is. He tuk dat drum," continued Uncle Remus, with great elation of voice and manner, "en he went down de road todes Brer Fox house, en he make "er talk like thunner mix up wid hail.
Hit talk lak dis:
""_Diddyb.u.m, diddyb.u.m, diddyb.u.m-b.u.m-b.u.m--diddyb.u.m!_"
"De creeturs, dey "uz a-drinkin", en a-drammin", en a-gwine on at a terrible rate, en dey aint year de racket, but all de same, yer come Brer Rabbit:
""_Diddyb.u.m, diddyb.u.m, diddyb.u.m-b.u.m-b.u.m--diddyb.u.m!_"
"Bimeby Brer "c.o.o.n, w"ich he allers got one year hung out fer de news, he up"n ax Brer Fox w"at dat, en by dat time all de creeturs stop en lissen; but all de same, yer come Brer Rabbit:
""_Diddyb.u.m, diddyb.u.m, diddyb.u.m-b.u.m-b.u.m--diddyb.u.m!_"
"De creeturs dey keep on lis"nin", en Brer Rabbit keep on gittin"
nigher, twel bimeby Brer "c.o.o.n retch und" de cheer fer he hat, en say, sezee:
""Well, gents, I "speck I better be gwine. I tole my ole "oman dat I won"t be gone a minnit, en yer "t is "way "long in de day."
"Wid dat Brer "c.o.o.n, he skip out, but he aint git much furder dan de back gate, "fo" yer come all de yuther creeturs like dey "uz runnin" a foot-race, en ole Brer Fox wuz wukkin" in de lead."
"Dar, now!" exclaimed "Tildy, with great fervor.
"Ya.s.ser! dar dey wuz, en dar dey went," continued Uncle Remus. "Dey tuck nigh cuts, en dey scramble over one er "n"er, en dey aint res" twel dey git in de bushes.
"Ole Brer Rabbit, he came on down de road--_diddyb.u.m, diddyb.u.m, diddyb.u.m-b.u.m-b.u.m_--en bless gracious! w"en he git ter Brer Fox house dey aint n.o.body dar. Brer Rabbit is dat ow-dacious, dat he hunt all "roun"
twel he fine de a"r-hole en de drum, en he put his mouf ter dat en sing out, sezee:
""Is dey anybody home?" en den he answer hisse"f, sezee, "Law, no, honey--folks all gone."
"Wid dat, ole Brer Rabbit break loose en laugh, he did, fit ter kill hisse"f, en den he slam Brer Fox front gate wide open, en march up ter de house. W"en he git dar, he kick de do" open en hail Brer Fox, but n.o.body aint dar, en Brer Rabbit he walk in en take a cheer, en make hisse"f at home wid puttin" his foots on de sofy en spittin" on de flo".
"Brer Rabbit aint sot dar long "fo" he ketch a whiff er de dram--"
"You year dat?" exclaimed "Tildy, with convulsive admiration.
"--"Fo" he ketch a whiff er de dram, en den he see it on de side-bode, en he step up en drap "bout a tumbeler full some"rs down in de neighborhoods er de goozle. Brer Rabbit mighty lak some folks I knows.
He tuck one tumbeler full, en "t wa"n"t long "fo" he tuck "n"er"n, en w"en a man do dis a-way," continued Uncle Remus, somewhat apologetically, "he bleedz ter git drammy."
"Truth, too!" said "Tildy, by way of hearty confirmation.
"All des time de yuther creeturs wuz down hi de bushes lissenin" fer de _diddyb.u.m_, en makin" ready fer ter light out fum dar at de drop uv a hat. But dey aint year no mo" fuss, en bimeby Brer Fox, he say he gwine back en look atter he plunder, en de yuther creeturs say dey b"leeve dey"ll go "long wid "im. Dey start out, dey did, en dey crope todes Brer Fox house, but dey crope mighty keerful, en I boun" ef somebody"d "a"
shuck a bush, dem ar creeturs "ud "a" nat"ally to" up de ye"th gittin"
"way fum dar. Yit dey still aint year no fuss, en dey keep on creepin"
twel dey git in de house.
"W"en dey git in dar, de fus" sight dey see wuz ole Brer Rabbit stannin"
up by de dram-bottle mixin" up a toddy, en he wa"n"t so stiff-kneed n"er, kase he sorter swage fum side ter side, en he look lak he mighty limbersome, w"ich, goodness knows, a man bleedz ter be limbersome w"en he drink dat kinder licker w"at Brer Fox perwide fer dem creeturs.
"W"en Brer Fox see Brer Rabbit makin" free wid he doin"s dat a-way, w"at you "speck he do?" inquired Uncle Remus, with the air of one seeking general information.