""Mighty glad you know"d me, Brer Rabbit, "kaze I know"d you des time you drapt in on me. I tuck"n tell Brer Fox yistiddy dat I "uz gwine take a nap "longside er de road, en I boun" you "ud come "long en wake me up, en sho" nuff, yer you come en yer you is," sez Brer Wolf, sezee.
"Oh-ho, Mr. Rabbit! How you feel now?" exclaimed Aunt Tempy, her sympathies evidently with Brother Wolf.
"W"en Brer Rabbit year dis," said Uncle Remus, paying no attention to the interruption, "he "gun ter git mighty skeer"d, en he whirl in en beg Brer Wolf fer ter please tu"n "im loose; but dis make Brer Wolf grin wusser, en he toof look so long en shine so w"ite, en he gum look so red, dat Brer Rabbit hush up en stay still. He so skeer"d dat he bref come quick, en he heart go lak flutter-mill. He chune up lak he gwine cry:
""Whar you gwine kyar me, Brer Wolf?"
""Down by de branch, Brer Rabbit."
""W"at you gwine down dar fer, Brer Wolf?"
""So I kin git some water ter clean you wid atter I done skunt you, Brer Rabbit."
""Please, sir, lemme go, Brer Wolf."
""You talk so young you make me laff, Brer Rabbit."
""Dat sparrer-gra.s.s done make me sick, Brer Wolf."
""You"ll be sicker"n dat "fo" I git done wid you, Brer Rabbit."
""Whar I come fum n.o.body dast ter eat sick folks, Brer Wolf."
""Whar I come fum dey aint dast ter eat no yuther kin", Brer Rabbit.""
"Ole Mr. Rabbit wuz a-talkin", mon," said Aunt Tempy, with a chuckle that caused her to shake like a piece of jelly.
"Dey went on dis a-way," continued Uncle Remus, "plum twel dey git ter de branch. Brer Rabbit, he beg en cry, en cry en beg, en Brer Wolf, he "fuse en grin, en grin en "fuse. W"en dey come ter de branch, Brer Wolf lay Brer Rabbit down on de groun" en hilt "im dar, en den he study how he gwine make way wid "im. He study en he study, en w"iles he studyin"
Brer Rabbit, he tuck"n study some on he own hook.
"Den w"en it seem lak Brer Wolf done fix all de "rangerments, Brer Rabbit, he make lak he cryin" wusser en wusser; he des fa"rly blubber."
Uncle Remus gave a ludicrous imitation of Brother Rabbit"s wailings.
""Ber--ber--Brer Wooly--ooly--oolf! Is you gwine--is you gwine ter sakerfice-t me right now--ow--ow?"
""Dat I is, Brer Rabbit; dat I is."
""Well, ef I blee-eedz ter be kilt, Brer Wooly--ooly--oolf, I wants ter be kilt right, en ef I blee-eedz ter be e"t, I wants ter be e"t ri--ight, too, now!"
[Ill.u.s.tration: BROTHER WOLF SAYS GRACE]
""How dat, Brer Rabbit?"
""I want you ter show yo" p"liteness, Brer Wooly--ooly--oolf!"
""How I gwine do dat, Brer Rabbit?"
""I want you ter say grace, Brer Wolf, en say it quick, "kaze I gittin"
mighty weak."
""How I gwine say grace, Brer Rabbit?"
""Fol" yo" han"s und" yo" chin, Brer Wolf, en shet yo" eyes, en say: "Bless us en bine us, en put us in crack whar de Ole Boy can"t fine us."
Say it quick, Brer Wolf, "kaze I failin" mighty fas".""
"Now aint dat des too much!" exclaimed Aunt Tempy, as delighted as the little boy. Uncle Remus laughed knowingly and went on:
"Brer Wolf, he put up he han"s, he did, en shot he eyes, en "low, "Bless us en bine us;" but he aint git no furder, "kaze des time he take up he han"s, Brer Rabbit fotch a wiggle, he did, en lit on he foots, en he des nat"ally lef a blue streak behime "im."
"Ah-yi-ee!" exclaimed Daddy Jack, while Aunt Tempy allowed her arms to drop helplessly from her lap as she cried "Dar now!" and the little boy clasped his hands in an ecstasy of admiration.
"Oh, I just knew Brother Rabbit would get away," the child declared.
"Dat "s right, honey," said Uncle Remus. "You put yo" pennunce in Brer Rabbit en yo" won"t be fur out er de way."
There was some further conversation among the negroes, but it was mostly plantation gossip. When Aunt Tempy rose to go she said:
"Goodness knows, Brer Remus, ef dis de way you all runs on, I"m gwine ter pester you some mo". Hit come "cross me like ole times, dat it do."
"Do so, Sis Tempy, do so," said Uncle Remus, with dignified hospitality.
"You allers fine a place at my h"a"th. Ole times is about all we got lef"."
"Trufe, too!" exclaimed Aunt Tempy; and with that she took the child by the hand and went out into the darkness.
XXVIII
SPIRITS, SEEN AND UNSEEN
It was not many nights before the same company was gathered in Uncle Remus"s cabin,--Daddy Jack, Aunt Tempy, and the little boy. The conversation took a turn that thrilled the child with mingled fear and curiosity. Uncle Remus had inquired as to the state of Aunt Tempy"s health, when the latter came in, and her response was:
"I feelin" mighty creepy, Brer Remus, sho". Look like I bleedz ter hunt comp"ny. W"en I come "long down I felt dat skittish twel ef a leaf had blow"d "crost de paff, I"d "a" des about drapt in my tracks."
"How come dat, Sis Tempy?" Uncle Remus inquired.
"You know dat little gal er Riah"s? Well, I "uz settin" up dar in my house "w"ile ergo, w"en, bless gracious! fus" news I know, I year dat chile talkin" in the yuther room. I "low ter myse"f, she aint talkin"
ter Riah, "kaze Riah aint come yit, un den I crope up, un dar wuz de chile settin" right flat in de middle er de flo", laffin" un talkin" un makin" motions like she see somebody in de cornder. I des stood dar un watch "er, un I aint a livin" human ef she don"t do like dey "uz somebody er n"er in dar wid "er. She ax um fer ter stay on dey own side, un den, w"en it seem like dey come todes "er, den she say she gwine git a switch un drive um back. Hit make me feel so cole un kuse dat I des tuck"n come "way fum dar, un ef dey"s sump"n" n"er dar, hit"ll be dem un Riah fer"t."
""E do talk wid ghos"; "e is bin larf wit" harnt," exclaimed Daddy Jack.
"I "speck dat "s "bout de upshot un it," said Uncle Remus. "Dey tells me dat w"ence you year chilluns talkin" en gwine on periently wid deyse"f, der er bleedz ter see ha"nts."
The little boy moved his stool closer to his venerable partner. Daddy Jack roused himself.
"Oona no bin-a see dem ghos"? Oona no bin-a see dem harnt? Hi! I is bin-a see plenty ghos"; I no "fraid dem; I is bin-a punch dem "way wit"