[i_13] _Amazonian Tortoise Myths_, p. 29.
[i_14] _Reynard, the Fox, in South Africa_; or, _Hottentot Fables and Tales_. By W. H. I. Bleek, Ph. D. London, 1864.
[i_15] Page 32.
[i_16] Bleek, p. 23.
[i_17] _O"Selvagem_, p. 237. Quoted by Mr. Herbert H. Smith, in his work _Brazil and the Amazons_.
[i_18] Page 37.
[i_19] The first volume.
[i_20] D. G. Brinton"s _Myths_, pp. 161-170.
[i_21] _The American Journal of Philology_, vol. iii. no. 11.
[i_22] _Tchiak_ is the name given by the Creole negroes to the starling, which, Dr. Mercier tells me, is applied adjectively to express various states of spirituous exhilaration.--_Note by Prof. Harrison._
NIGHTS WITH UNCLE REMUS
I
MR. FOX AND MISS GOOSE
It had been raining all day so that Uncle Remus found it impossible to go out. The storm had begun, the old man declared, just as the chickens were crowing for day, and it had continued almost without intermission.
The dark gray clouds had blotted out the sun, and the leafless limbs of the tall oaks surrendered themselves drearily to the fantastic gusts that drove the drizzle fitfully before them. The lady to whom Uncle Remus belonged had been thoughtful of the old man, and "Tildy, the house-girl, had been commissioned to carry him his meals. This arrangement came to the knowledge of the little boy at supper time, and he lost no time in obtaining permission to accompany "Tildy.
Uncle Remus made a great demonstration over the thoughtful kindness of his "Miss Sally."
"Ef she aint one blessid w"ite "oman," he said, in his simple, fervent way, "den dey aint none un um "roun" in deze parts."
With that he addressed himself to the supper, while the little boy sat by and eyed him with that familiar curiosity common to children. Finally the youngster disturbed the old man with an inquiry:
"Uncle Remus, do geese stand on one leg all night, or do they sit down to sleep?"
"Tooby sho" dey does, honey; dey sets down same ez you does. Co"se, dey don"t cross der legs," he added, cautiously, "kase dey sets down right flat-footed."
"Well, I saw one the other day, and he was standing on one foot, and I watched him and watched him, and he kept on standing there."
"Ez ter dat," responded Uncle Remus, "dey mought stan" on one foot an"
drap off ter sleep en fergit deyse"f. Deze yer gooses," he continued, wiping the crumbs from his beard with his coat-tail, "is mighty kuse fowls; deyer mighty kuse. In ole times dey wuz "mongs de big-bugs, en in dem days, w"en ole Miss Goose gun a-dinin", all de quality wuz dere.
Likewise, en needer wuz dey stuck-up, kase wid all der kyar"n"s on, Miss Goose wer"n"t too proud fer ter take in washin" fer de neighborhoods, en she make money, en get slick en fat lak Sis Tempy.
"Dis de way marters stan" w"en one day Brer Fox en Brer Rabbit, dey wuz settin" up at de cotton-patch, one on one side de fence, en t"er one on t"er side, gwine on wid one er n"er, w"en fus" news dey know, dey year sump"n--_blim_, _blim_, _blim_!
"Brer Fox, he ax w"at dat fuss is, en Brer Rabbit, he up"n "spon" dat it"s ole Miss Goose down at de spring. Den Brer Fox, he up"n ax w"at she doin", en Brer Rabbit, he say, sezee, dat she battlin" cloze."
[Ill.u.s.tration: MR. FOX AND MISS GOOSE]
"Battling clothes, Uncle Remus?" said the little boy.
"Dat w"at dey call it dem days, honey. Deze times, dey rubs cloze on deze yer bodes w"at got furrers in um, but dem days dey des tuck"n tuck de cloze en lay um out on a bench, en ketch holt er de battlin"-stick en natally paddle de fillin" outen um.
"W"en Brer Fox year dat ole Miss Goose wuz down dar dabblin" in soapsuds en washin" cloze, he sorter lick he chops, en "low dat some er dese odd-come-shorts he gwine ter call en pay he "specks. De minnit he say dat, Brer Rabbit, he know sump"n" "uz up, en he "low ter hisse"f dat he "speck he better whirl in en have some fun w"iles it gwine on. Bimeby Brer Fox up"n say ter Brer Rabbit dat he bleedzd ter be movin" "long todes home, en wid dat dey bofe say good-bye.
"Brer Fox, he put out ter whar his fambly wuz, but Brer Rabbit, he slip "roun", he did, en call on ole Miss Goose. Ole Miss Goose she wuz down at de spring, washin", en b"ilin", en battlin" cloze; but Brer Rabbit he march up en ax her howdy, en den she tuck"n ax Brer Rabbit howdy.
""I"d shake han"s "long wid you, Brer Rabbit," sez she, "but dey er all full er suds," sez she.
""No marter "bout dat, Miss Goose," sez Brer Rabbit, sezee, "so long ez yo" will"s good," sezee."
"A goose with hands, Uncle Remus!" the little boy exclaimed.
"How you know goose aint got han"s?" Uncle Remus inquired, with a frown. "Is you been sleepin" longer ole man Know-All? Little mo" en you"ll up"n stan" me down dat snakes aint got no foots, and yit you take en lay a snake down yer "fo" de fier, en his foots "ll come out right "fo" yo" eyes."
Uncle Remus paused here, but presently continued:
"Atter ole Miss Goose en Brer Rabbit done pa.s.s de time er day wid one er n"er, Brer Rabbit, he ax "er, he did, how she come on deze days, en Miss Goose say, mighty po"ly.
""I"m gittin" stiff en I"m gittin" clumpsy," sez she, "en mo"n dat I"m gittin" bline," sez she. "Des "fo" you happen "long, Brer Rabbit, I drap my specks in de tub yer, en ef you"d "a" come "long "bout dat time," sez ole Miss Goose, sez she, "I lay I"d er tuck you for dat nasty, owdashus Brer Fox, en it ud er bin a born blessin" ef I had n"t er scald you wid er pan er b"ilin" suds," sez she. "I"m dat glad I foun" my specks I dunner w"at ter do," sez ole Miss Goose, sez she.
"Den Brer Rabbit, he up"n say dat bein"s how Sis Goose done fotch up Brer Fox name, he got sump"n" fer ter tell "er, en den he let out "bout Brer Fox gwine ter call on "er.
"He comin" sez Brer Rabbit, sezee; "he comin" sho", en w"en he come hit "ll be des "fo" day," sezee.
"Wid dat, ole Miss Goose wipe "er han"s on "er apun, en put "er specks up on "er forrerd, en look lak she done got trouble in "er mine.
""Laws-a-ma.s.sy!" sez she, "spozen he come, Brer Rabbit! W"at I gwine do?
En dey aint a man "bout de house, n"er," sez she.
"Den Brer Rabbit, he shot one eye, en he say, sezee:
""Sis Goose, de time done come w"en you bleedzd ter roos" high. You look lak you got de dropsy," sezee, "but don"t mine dat, kase ef you don"t roos" high, youer goner," sezee.
"Den ole Miss Goose ax Brer Rabbit w"at she gwine do, en Brer Rabbit he up en tell Miss Goose dat she mus" go home en tie up a bundle er de w"ite folks" cloze, en put um on de bed, en den she mus" fly up on a rafter, en let Brer Fox grab de cloze en run off wid um.
"Ole Miss Goose say she much "blige, en she tuck"n tuck her things en waddle off home, en dat night she do lak Brer Rabbit say wid de bundle er cloze, en den she sont wud ter Mr. Dog, en Mr. Dog he come down, en say he"d sorter set up wid "er.
"Des "fo" day, yer come Brer Fox creepin" up, en he went en push on de do" easy, en de do" open, en he see sump"n" w"ite on de bed w"ich he took fer Miss Goose, en he grab it en run. "Bout dat time Mr. Dog sail out fum und" de house, he did, en ef Brer Fox had n"t er drapt de cloze, he"d er got kotch. Fum dat, wud went "roun" dat Brer Fox bin tryin" ter steal Miss Goose cloze, en he come mighty nigh losin" his stannin" at Miss Meadows. Down ter dis day," Uncle Remus continued, preparing to fill his pipe, "Brer Fox b"leeve dat Brer Rabbit wuz de "casion er Mr.
Dog bein" in de neighborhoods at dat time er night, en Brer Rabbit aint "spute it. De bad feelin" "twix" Brer Fox en Mr. Dog start right dar, en hits bin agwine on twel now dey aint git in smellin" distuns er one er n"er widout dey"s a row."