""All-a right; me beat-a you all day ebry day. Me beat-a you all da tam."
"Sma"t bud, "e say:
""Ef you bin "gree wit" dis, less we tek we place. You git "pon da crik-side un tekky one ho"n, I git "pon da tree y-up dey, un tekky nurrer ho"n. Less we "tan" dey-dey tel we see how long tam we is kin do "dout bittle un drink. Wun I blow "pon me ho"n dun you blow "pon you"
ho"n fer answer me; me blow, you blow, dun we bote blow."
"Fool bud walk "bout big; "e say:
""Me will do um!"
"Nex" day mornin" come. Da sma"t bud bin tekky one ho"n un fly "pon da tree. De fool bud bin tekky one nurrer ho"n un set by da crik-side. Dey bin sta"t in fer starf deyse"f. Da fool bud, "e stay by da crik-side wey dey bin no"n "t all fer eat; "e no kin fin" no bittle dey-dey. Sma"t bud git in da tree da y-ant un da bug swa"m in da bark plenty. "E pick dem ant, "e y-eat dem ant; "e pick dem bug, "e y-eat dem bug. "E pick tel "e craw come full; he feel berry good.
"Fool bud, "e down by da crik-side. "E set down, "e come tire"; "e "tan"
up, "e come tire"; "e walk "bout, "e come tire". "E "tan" "pon one leg, he "tan" "pon turrer; "e pit "e head need "e wing; still he come tire".
Sma"t bud shed "e y-eye; "e feel berry good. Wun "e come hongry, "e pick ant, "e pick bug, tel "e hab plenty, toze dinner-time "e pick up "e ho"n, "e toot um strong--
""_Tay-tay, tenando wanzando waneanzo!_"
"Fool bud craw bin empty, but "e hab win". "E tekky da ho"n, "e blow berry well; he mek um say:
""_Tay-tay tenando wanzando olando!_"
"Sma"t bud pick ant plenty; "e git full up. "E wait tel mos" toze sundown; "e blow "pon da ho"n--
""_Tay-tay tenando wanzando waneanzo!_"
"Fool bud mek answer, but "e come weak; "e yent hab eat nuttin" "t all.
Soon nex" day mornin" sma"t bud tek "e ho"n un toot um. "E done bin eat, "e done bin drink dew on da leaf. Fool bud, "e toot um ho"n, "e toot um slow.
"Dinner-time, sma"t bud bin tek "e ho"n un blow; "e yent bin honkry no"n "t all; "e hab good feelin". Fool bud toot um ho"n; "e toot um slow.
Night tam come, "e no toot um no mo". Sma"t bud come down, "e fin" um done gone dead.
"Watch dem "ceitful folks; "e bin do you bad."[82]
-- FOOTNOTE:
[82] Mrs. H. S. Barclay, of Darien, who sends this story, says it was told by a native African woman, of good intelligence, who claimed to be a princess. She had an eagle tattoed on her bosom--a sign of royalty.
LXVII
OLD BROTHER TERRAPIN GETS SOME FISH
"Dat tale," said Uncle Remus, "puts me in min" er de time w"en ole Brer Tarrypin had a tussel wid Brer Mink. Hit seem lak," he went on, in response to inquiries from the little boy, "dat dey bofe live "roun" de water so much en so long dat dey git kinder stuck up long wid it.
Leasways dat "uz de trouble wid Brer Mink. He jump in de water en swim en dive twel he "gun ter b"leeve dey wa"n"t n.o.body kin hol" der han"
long wid "im.
"One day Brer Mink "uz gwine long down de creek wid a nice string er fish swingin" on he walkin"-cane, w"en who should he meet up wid but ole Brer Tarrypin. De creeturs "uz all hail feller wid ole Brer Tarrypin, en no sooner is he seed Brer Mink dan he bow "im howdy. Ole Brer Tarrypin talk "way down in he th"oat lak he got bad col". He "low:
""Heyo, Brer Mink! Whar you git all dem nice string er fish?"
"Brer Mink "uz mighty up-en-spoken in dem days. He "low, he did:
""Down dar in de creek, Brer Tarrypin."
"Brer Tarrypin look "stonish". He say, sezee:
""Well, well, well! In de creek! Who"d er b"leev"d it?"
"Brer Mink, sezee: "Whar I gwine ketch um, Brer Tarrypin, ef I aint ketch um in de creek?"
"Ole Brer Tarrypin, sezee: "Dat "s so, Brer Mink; but a highlan" man lak you gwine in de creek atter fish! Hit looks turrible, Brer Mink--dat w"at it do; hit des looks turrible!"
"Brer Mink, sezee: "Looks er no looks, dar whar I got um."
"Brer Tarrypin sorter sway he head fum side ter side, en "low:
""Ef dat de case, Brer Mink, den sho"ly you mus" be one er dem ar kinder creeturs w"at usen ter de water."
""Dat "s me," sez Brer Mink, sezee.
""Well, den," sez Brer Tarrypin, sezee, "I"m a highlan" man myse"f, en it"s bin a mighty long time sence I got my foots wet, but I don"t min"
goin" in washin" "long wid you. Ef youer de man you sez you is, you kin outdo me," sezee.
"Brer Mink, sezee: "How we gwine do, Brer Tarrypin?"
"Ole Brer Tarrypin, sezee: "We "ull go down dar ter de creek, en de man w"at kin stay und" de water de longest, let dat man walk off wid dat string er fish."
"Brer Mink, sezee: "I"m de ve"y man you bin lookin" fer."
"Brer Mink say he don"t wanter put it off a minnit. Go he would, en go he did. Dey went down ter creek en make der "rangerments. Brer Mink lay he fish down on der bank, en "im en ole Brer Tarrypin wade in. Brer Tarrypin he make great "miration "bout how col" he water is. He flinch, he did, en "low:
""Ow, Brer Mink! Dish yer water feel mighty col" and "t aint no mo"n up ter my wais". Goodness knows how she gwine feel w"en she git up und" my chin."
"Dey wade in, dey did, en Brer Tarrypin say, sezee:
""Now, den, Brer Mink, we"ll make a dive, en de man w"at stay und" de water de longest dat man gits de fish."
"Brer Mink "low dat "s de way he look at it, en den Brer Tarrypin gun de wud, en und" dey went. Co"se," said Uncle Remus, after a little pause, "Brer Tarrypin kin stay down in de water longer"n Brer Mink, en Brer Mink mought er know"d it. Dey stay en dey stay, twel bimeby Brer Mink bleedz ter come up, en he tuck"n kotch he breff, he did, lak he mighty glad fer ter git back ag"in. Den atter w"ile Brer Tarrypin stuck he nose out er de water, en den Brer Mink say Brer Tarrypin kin beat "im. Brer Tarrypin "low:
""No, Brer Mink; hit "s de bes" two out er th"ee. Ef I beats you dis time den de fish, deyer mine; ef I gits beated, den we kin take "n"er trial."
"Wid dat, down dey went, but Brer Tarrypin aint mo"n dove "fo" up he come, en w"iles Brer Mink "uz down dar honin" fer fresh a"r, he tuck"n gobble up de las" one er de fish, ole Brer Tarrypin did. He gobble up de fish, en he "uz fixin" fer ter pick he toof, but by dis time Brer Mink bleedz ter come up, en ole Brer Tarrypin, he tuck"n slid down in de water. He slid so slick," said Uncle Remus, with a chuckle, "dat he aint lef" a bubble. He aint stay down long, n"er, "fo" he come up en he make lak he teetotally out er win".