"Say, isn"t this the funniest ever! Beats my plan a mile. We"ll make ourselves at home--hang out together for the summer in Mrs. De Peyster"s own house,--_her own house_,--and when we hear she"s coming back we vacate and then do our little act of buying out the stores in Lady De Peyster"s name. Was there ever such a lark!" For a moment his low laugh of wild glee cut off his speech. "What"s more, it"s the safest place in the world for us. n.o.body"d ever think of our being here!"
Mrs. De Peyster stared at Matilda, Matilda stared at Mrs. De Peyster.
"And it"s just what I needed," continued Mr. Pyecroft in amicable confidence. "I just had a tip that the police were closing in on me, and I had to disappear quick. An hour ago, I"d never have dreamed of falling into such a safe little retreat as this. Luck favors the deserving."
Mrs. De Peyster gazed at him, faint.
"And of course, Matilda," he went on, "if, say, any of the neighbors happen to drop in for a cup of tea and see me, or if the police should manage to trail me here,--and they may, you know,--of course, Matilda, you"ll speak right up and say I"m your dear brother."
At that moment it was beyond either of them to speak right up.
"Remember, my dears, that we"re all crooks together," he prompted in a soft voice, that had a steely suggestion beneath it. "And in case you fail to stand by me it would give me very great pain--very great pain, I a.s.sure you--to have to blow on you."
Matilda gulped, blinked her eyes, and looked helplessly at Mrs. De Peyster. Mr. Pyecroft turned to the latter.
"Of course, Angelica, dear, you"re going to stand by me?"
Mrs. De Peyster hesitated, then breathed a barely audible "Yes."
"And you, Matilda, who were always my favorite sister, you, too, will stand by me?"
"Yes," breathed Matilda.
"Ah," said Mr. Pyecroft, in a moved tone, "such family loyalty is truly touching. I foresee a most pleasant summer."
CHAPTER XIII
THE HAPPY FAMILY
He nodded at the two with an air of deep fraternal affection. And again he gazed with satisfaction about the s.p.a.cious apartment, indicative of numberless other rooms of corresponding comfort.
His eyes came back to them.
"And now, Matilda, my dear," he resumed, with his pleasant smile, "in the event we spoke of,--neighbors or police dropping in, you know,--in such a case I suppose I ought to be prepared with a correct history of myself. To begin with, might I inquire what our name is?--our family name, I mean."
"Simpson."
"Simpson. Ah, yes; very good. Matilda Simpson--Angelica Simpson--and, let us say, Archibald Simpson. And where was I born, Matilda?"
"You weren"t ever born," protested Matilda with frightened indignation.
"Now don"t be facetious or superfluous, sister dear," he said soothingly. "Granted for the sake of argument I wasn"t ever born. But where might I have been born?"
"I was born near Albany."
"Near Albany is perfectly agreeable to me," said Mr. Pyecroft. "And how many are there in our family?"
"Just Angelica and me."
"Then there really is an authentical Angelica?"
"Yes."
"Excellent. And our parents?"
"They died when I was a child."
"I"m grieved, indeed, to learn of it," said Mr. Pyecroft. "But I"ll admit it simplifies matters; there"s less to remember. Angelica, our sister here, who is also visiting you, lives near Syracuse I understood some one to say. Married or single?"
"Married," Matilda choked out.
"Her married name?"
"Jones."
"Angelica Simpson Jones. Good. Very euphonious. And how many little nieces and nephews am I the happy uncle of?"
"She--she has no children."
"That"s too bad, for I have a particular fondness for children,"
sorrowed Mr. Pyecroft. "Still, that also simplifies matters, lessening considerably the percentage of chances for regrettable lapses of memory."
He pursued his genealogical inquiries into all possibly useful details. And then he sat meditative for a while, gazing amiably about his family circle. And it was while they were all thus sitting silent, in what in the dim light of the one shaded electric bulb might have seemed to an observer the silence of intimacy, that Jack, who had slipped cautiously downstairs, walked in, behind him Mary.
"Matilda, what"s this mean?" he demanded, with a bewildered look.
"We"ve been wondering why you didn"t come upstairs."
Mrs. De Peyster turned in her chair, and held her breath, like one beneath the guillotine. Matilda arose, shaking.
"Who"s this man, Matilda?" Jack continued.
"He--ah--er--he"s--"
"And, pray, Matilda, who is this?" politely inquired the arisen Mr.
Pyecroft, blandly a.s.suming command of the situation.
"Who am I? Well, you certainly have nerve--" the astounded Jack was beginning.
"He"s Mr. Jack," Matilda put in. "Jack De Peyster."
"Ah, young Mr. De Peyster!" Mr. Pyecroft"s eyebrows went up slightly and a shrewd light flashed into his rounded eyes and was at once gone, and again his face was blandly clerical. "It is, indeed, a pleasure to meet you, Mr. De Peyster. And, pray, who is this?" with a suave gesture toward Mary.
"That, sir, is my wife!" Jack announced, stiff with anger.