Not A Cultivator

Qian Lu also picked a spirit stone, but he didn"t understand. He confusedly asked, "Second Young Master, what"s the pure coloured spirit stone look like again?"

Feng Ao Xiu felt headache. This driving him crazy. It was the seventh time Qian Lu has asked that question.

Feng Ao Xiu slowly explained one more time, "Every spirit stone has different colors mixed together. However, the pure coloured spirit stone is different. his spirit stone that has only one colour on it. It doesn"t matter whether it"s dark or light, as long as it has only one colour."

Qian Lu picked up a green-coloured spirit stone and show it to the Second Young Master, "Is it this one?"

Feng Ao Xiu squinted his eyes to the stone, then he said, "No, that stone may look like pure green coloured, but if you take a look at the tip, there are traces of blue colour on it."

Qian Lu picked up another spirit stone. He showed the purple stone, "Is it this one?"

Feng Ao Xiu squinted his eyes again. This time a little bit longer than the previous. He let out a sigh, "Almost, this is a purple-coloured stone, but in the middle, there"s a bluish-purple spot."

"It"s no good?"

Ao Xiu shook his head, "It"s no good."

This is also driving Qian Lu crazy. He admits that he didn"t have a good eye. But this task is just too much. How could he tell the difference between purple and bluish-purple?

Looking at the rainbow-coloured pile of stones, Qian Lu is getting more confused. He asked the Second Young Master, "Second Young Master, what"s the pure coloured spirit stone look like again?"

This is driving Feng Ao Xiu nuts. Qian Lu did just not help him, he also makes the progress slower. Feng Ao Xiu regretted that he asked Qian Lu to help.

"Stop! You didn"t have to help anymore."

Finally, the word Qian Lu has been waiting for. Qian Lu happily sits down on the floor and lie down within the pile of spirit stones.

Feng Ao Xiu will really go insane. He has been looking for the pure coloured spirit stone since yesterday. A year ago, he would find at least one pure coloured in every one thousand, but now, even one in ten thousand couldn"t be found. Is it because of the difference in the environment? Does the pure coloured spirit stone not exist here?

"Qian Lu, where is your brother?"

Feng Ao Xiu knew at least that Qian Hui was a lot smarter than this fatty. Maybe, the big brother could help.

Qian Lu still lays down lazily, "Ah... Big brother said that he"s too tired. He is slacking off. It"s not fair!"

Feng Ao Xiu wants to vomit. Qian Hui was really shameless. Who was it the one who said to protect the name of Qian last night only to be slacking off the next morning?

Qian Lu continued, "I should be the one resting today. Look at me! How could I lose some weight without enough sleep? Anyway, it will be my turn to rest tomorrow"

Feng Ao Xiu wants to cough up some blood. He was wrong. This fatty was more shameless. How could you talk in front of your master about taking turns to be slacking off?

"I"m so tired, but I don"t wanna go home. If it was not for that b.a.s.t.a.r.d, I would be already asleep in bed right now!"

That b.a.s.t.a.r.d Qian Lu was talking about, naturally refers to Head Guard Cui. Probably the Head Guard Cui was the sole reason Qian Lu even be here.

Feng Ao Xiu decided to ignore Qian Lu. Hearing this fatty complaining only made him feel worse.

After quite some time, Feng Ao Xiu finally gave up.

[Looks like there are no pure coloured spirit stones down here. All the hard work that I"ve done is for nothing!]

"Let"s go!"

Feng Ao Xiu dejectedly walks through the door, suddenly he heard Qian Lu shouted from inside.

"Aaaaahhhh... Second Young Master, help me!"

The Second Young Master ran back inside, he couldn"t believe his eyes.

Qian Lu was actually buried inside the spirit stones. After laying down for so long, the spirit stones couldn"t handle his weight, making the stones to spread out and buried him. In fact, only Qian Lu"s fat belly could be seen from the surface.

Actually, as an Abstract Spirit Realm Cultivator, Qian Lu could easily get out. But he said this, "Second Young Master, I"m having cramps! I can"t move! Help me!"

Feng Ao Xiu felt headache. Qian Lu helping means making troubles, not helping was also making trouble. What should he tell Qian Lu to do?

Little by little, the Second Young Master removed the spirit stone near Qian Lu. Qian Lu"s hands were finally free and his cramps were healed.

Just as Qian Lu wants to stand, he shouts again, "Ouch, It Hurts!"

Qian Lu jumps up and down while his hands holding his waist. Actually, it"s not the waist that he wants to hold, but his b.u.t.t. He was too fat that his stubby fat hands couldn"t reach his b.u.t.t, It only reaches his waist.

"Second Young Master, you have to help me again. There"s something stuck in my b.u.t.t and I can"t reach it. It hurts every time I move my leg."

The Second Young Master was speechless. There"s a fist-sized spirit stone stuck in Qian Lu"s b.u.t.t.

***

A little girl and her grandfather were walking around, it just happens they were nearby the Feng Clan Storage.

The little girl heard something from inside. She moved closer to the door, then she innocently asked her father, "Grandpa! What are they doing?"

The little girl"s grandfather, the First Elder also curiously moves closer to the door. He can"t believe what he hears.

"Aaaah... Don"t push!"

"I"m not pushing! F*ck, It"s too tight."

"Be gentle! It hurts."

"Open your a.s.s larger!"

"Quickly get it out!"

"Aaarrgghh... I can"t!"
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The First Elder"s face became pale.

[Is that the voice of two men? Two guys are doing indecent things in the storage. No, how could I let my granddaughter hear this?]

He quickly pulled his granddaughter away from the storage. He said to his daughter, "Xiao Rong, they are doing bad things. Don"t go there anymore!"

Xiao Rong was confused, "What bad things are they doing? Is that Brother Ao Ao"s voice? Is Brother Ao Ao doing bad things?"

The First Elder became fl.u.s.tered, then he said, "You... You don"t need to know! And, that is definitely not Young Master Ao Xiu. He would never do such bad things!"

Xiao Rong excitedly said, "I knew it! I knew, that it"s not Brother Ao Ao. Xiao Rong will definitely not marry someone who does bad things!"

***

Qian Lu was screaming, "Aaaah.. Second Young Master, why are you pushing it? Don"t push!"

Ao Xiu cursed, "F*ck, I"m not pushing! Open your a.s.s larger! I can"t get it out!"

* Poof *

It"s out! The spirit stone finally out. That a.s.s was like an iron, it could make the spirit stone stuck so badly.

The Second Young Master had enough. He definitely will not bring Qian Lu alone with him anymore. He can"t believe that he just sticks his hands into Qian Lu"s a.s.s. He thought it would be easy to get out, but his lack of power for not being a cultivator made it hard.

[Look at this pure coloured spirit stone! How could it have such a brownish yellow colour? This colour makes me sick. Uuugghh... It makes me wants to puke]

Wait!

[Heavens! It"s a pure coloured spirit stone! It really is a pure coloured spirit stone!]