His real name was Tom Warne, as I learnt from Eli afterwards; and he lived at St. Kit"s, a small fruit-growing hamlet two miles up the river, where his misery was the scandal of the place. The very children knew it, and would follow him in a crowd sometimes, pelting him with horrible taunts as he slouched along the road to the kitchen garden out of which he made his living. He never struck one; never even answered; but avoided the school-house as he would a plague; and if he saw the Parson coming would turn a mile out of his road.
The Parson had called at the cottage a score of times at least: for the business was quite intolerable. Two evenings out of the six, the long-legged gamekeeper, who was just a big, drunken bully, would swagger easily into These-an"-That"s kitchen and sit himself down without so much as "by your leave." "Good evenin", gamekeeper," the husband would say in his dull, nerveless voice. Mostly he only got a jeer in reply. The fellow would sit drinking These-an"-That"s cider and laughing with These-an"-That"s wife, until the pair, very likely, took too much, and the woman without any cause broke into a pa.s.sion, flew at the little man, and drove him out of doors, with broomstick or talons, while the gamekeeper hammered on the table and roared at the sport. His employer was an absentee who hated the Parson, so the Parson groaned in vain over the scandal.
Well, one Fair-day I crossed in Eli"s boat with the pair. The woman--a dark gipsy creature--was tricked out in violet and yellow, with a sham gold watch-chain and great aluminium earrings: and the gamekeeper had driven her down in his spring-cart. As Eli pushed off, I saw a small boat coming down the river across our course.
It was These-an"-That, pulling down with vegetables for the fair.
I cannot say if the two saw him: but he glanced up for a moment at the sound of their laughter, then bent his head and rowed past us a trifle more quickly. The distance was too great to let me see his face.
I was the last to step ash.o.r.e. As I waited for Eli to change my sixpence, he nodded after the couple, who by this time had reached the top of the landing-stage, arm in arm.
"A bad day"s work for _her_, I reckon."
It struck me at the moment as a moral reflection of Eli"s, and no more. Late in the afternoon, however, I was enlightened.
In the midst of the Fair, about four o"clock, a din of horns, beaten kettles, and hideous yelling, broke out in Troy. I met the crowd in the main street, and for a moment felt afraid of it. They had seized the woman in the taproom of the "Man-o"-War"--where the gamekeeper was lying in a drunken sleep--and were hauling her along in a Ram Riding. There is nothing so cruel as a crowd, and I have seen nothing in my life like the face of These-an"-That"s wife. It was bleeding; it was framed in tangles of black, dishevelled hair; it was livid; but, above all, it was possessed with an awful fear--a horror it turned a man white to look on. Now and then she bit and fought like a cat: but the men around held her tight, and mostly had to drag her, her feet trailing, and the horns and kettles dinning in her wake.
There lay a rusty old ducking-cage among the lumber up at the town-hall; and some fellows had fetched this down, with the poles and chain, and planted it on the edge of the Town Quay, between the American Shooting Gallery and the World-Renowned Swing Boats.
To this they dragged her, and strapped her fast.
There is no heed to describe what followed. Even the virtuous women who stood and applauded would like to forget it, perhaps. At the third souse, the rusty pivot of the ducking-pole broke, and the cage, with the woman in it, plunged under water.
They dragged her ash.o.r.e at the end of the pole in something less than a minute. They unstrapped and laid her gently down, and began to feel over her heart, to learn if it were still beating. And then the crowd parted, and These-an"-That came through it. His face wore no more expression than usual, but his lips were working in a queer way.
He went up to his wife, took off his hat, and producing an old red handkerchief from the crown, wiped away some froth and green weed that hung about her mouth. Then he lifted her limp hand, and patting the back of it gently, turned on the crowd. His lips were still working. It was evident he was trying to say something.
"Naybours," the words came at last, in the old dull tone; "I"d as lief you hadn" thought o" this."
He paused for a moment, gulped down something in his throat, and went on--
"I wudn" say you didn" mean it for the best, an" thankin" you kindly.
But you didn" know her. Roughness, if I may say, was never no good wi" her. It must ha" been very hard for her to die like this, axin your parden, for she wasn" one to bear pain."
Another long pause.
"No, she cudn" bear pain. P"raps _he_ might ha" stood it better-- though o" course you acted for the best, an" thankin" you kindly.
I"d as lief take her home now, naybours, if "tis all the same."
He lifted the body in his arms, and carried it pretty steadily down the quay steps to his market-boat, that was moored below.
Two minutes later he had pushed off and was rowing it quietly homewards.
There is no more to say, except that the woman recovered. She had fainted, I suppose, as they pulled her out. Anyhow, These-an"-That restored her to life--and she ran away the very next week with the gamekeeper.
III--"DOUBLES" AND QUITS.
Here is a story from Troy, containing two ghosts and a moral.
I found it, only last week, in front of a hump-backed cottage that the masons are pulling down to make room for the new Bank.
Simon Hanc.o.c.k, the outgoing tenant, had fetched an empty cider-cask, and set it down on the opposite side of the road; and from this Spartan seat watched the work of demolition for three days, without exhaustion and without emotion. In the interval between two avalanches of dusty masonry, he spoke to this effect:--
Once upon a time the cottage was inhabited by a man and his wife.
The man was noticeable for the extreme length of his upper lip and gloom of his religious opinions. He had been a mate in the coasting trade, but settled down, soon after his marriage, and earned his living as one of the four pilots in the port. The woman was unlovely, with a hard eye and a temper as stubborn as one of St.
Nicholas"s horns. How she had picked up with a man was a mystery, until you looked at _him_.
After six years of wedlock they quarrelled one day, about nothing at all: at least, Simon Hanc.o.c.k, though unable to state the exact cause of strife, felt himself ready to swear it was nothing more serious than the cooking of the day"s dinner. From that date, however, the pair lived in the house together and never spoke. The man happened to be of the home-keeping sort--possessed no friends and never put foot inside a public-house. Through the long evenings he would sit beside his own fender, with his wife facing him, and never a word flung across the s.p.a.ce between them, only now and then a look of cold hate. The few that saw them thus said it was like looking on a pair of ugly statues. And this lasted for four years.
Of course the matter came to their minister"s ears--he was a "Brianite"--and the minister spoke to them after prayer-meeting, one Wednesday night, and called at the cottage early next morning, to reconcile them. He stayed fifteen minutes and came away, down the street, with a look on his face such as Moses might have worn on his way down from Mount Sinai, if only Moses had seen the devil there, instead of G.o.d.
At the end of four years, the neighbours remarked that for two days no smoke had issued from the chimney of this cottage, nor had anyone seen the front door opened. There grew a surmise that the quarrel had flared out at last, and the wedded pair were lying within, in their blood. The antic.i.p.ated excitement of finding the bodies was qualified, however, by a very present sense of the manner in which the bodies had resented intrusion during life. It was not until sunset on the second day that the constable took heart to break in the door.
There were no corpses. The kitchen was tidy, the hearth swept, and the house empty. On the table lay a folded note, addressed, in the man"s handwriting, to the minister.
"Dear Friend in Grace," it began, "we have been married ten years, and neither has broken the other; until which happens, it must be h.e.l.l between us. We see no way out but to part for ten years more, going our paths without news of each other.
When that time"s up, we promise to meet here, by our door, on the morning of the first Monday in October month, and try again. And to this we set our names."--here the two names followed.
They must have set out by night; for an extinguished candle stood by the letter, with ink-pot and pen. Probably they had parted just outside the house, the one going inland up the hill, the other down the street towards the harbour. Nothing more was heard of them.
Their furniture went to pay the quarter"s rent due to the Squire, and the cottage, six months later, pa.s.sed into the occupation of Simon Hanc.o.c.k, waterman.
At this point Simon shall take up the narrative:--
"I"d been tenant over there"--with a nod towards the ruin--"nine year an" goin" on for the tenth, when, on a Monday mornin", about this time o" year, I gets out o" bed at five o"clock an" down to the quay to have a look at my boat; for "twas the f.a.g-end of the Equinox, and ther"d been a "nation gale blowin" all Sunday and all Sunday night, an" I thought she might have broke loose from her moorin"s.
"The street was dark as your hat and the wind comin" up it like gas in a pipe, with a brave deal o" rain. But down "pon the quay day was breakin"--a sort of blind man"s holiday, but enough to see the boat by; and there she held all right. You know there"s two posts "pon the town-quay, and another slap opposite the door o" the "Fifteen b.a.l.l.s"? Well, just as I turned back home-long, I see a man leanin"
against thicky post like as if he was thinkin", wi" his back to me and his front to the "Fifteen b.a.l.l.s" (that was shut, o" course, at that hour). I must ha" pa.s.sed within a yard of en, an" couldn"
figure it up how I"d a-missed seein" en. Hows"ever, "Good-mornin"!"
I calls out, in my well-known hearty manner. But he didn" speak nor turn. "Mornin"!" I says again. "Can "ee tell me what time "tis? for my watch is stopped"--which was a lie; but you must lie now and then, to be properly sociable.
"Well, he didn" answer; so I went on to say that the "Fifteen b.a.l.l.s"
wudn" be open for another dree hour; and then I walked slap up to en, and says what the Wicked Man said to the black pig. "You"m a queer Christian," I says, "not to speak. What"s your name at all?
And let"s see your ugly face."
"With that he turned his face; an" by the man! I wished mysel"
further. "Twas a great white face, all parboiled, like a woman"s hands on washin" day. An" there was bits o" sticks an" chips o"
sea-weed stuck in his whiskers, and a crust o" salt i" the c.h.i.n.ks of his mouth; an" his eyes, too, glarin" abroad from great rims o" salt.
"Off I sheered, not azackly runnin", but walkin" pretty much like a Torpointer; an" sure "nough the fellow stood up straight and began to follow close behind me. I heard the water go squish-squash in his shoon, every step he took. By this, I was fairly leakin" wi" sweat.
After a bit, hows"ever, at the corner o" Higman"s store, he dropped off; an" lookin" back after twenty yards more, I saw him standin"
there in the dismal grey light like a dog that can"t make up his mind whether to follow or no. For "twas near day now, an" his face plain at that distance. Fearin" he"d come on again, I pulled hot foot the few steps between me an" home. But when I came to the door, I went cold as a flounder.
"The fellow had got there afore me. There he was, standin" "pon my door-step--wi" the same gashly stare on his face, and his lips a lead-colour in the light.
"The sweat boiled out o" me now. I quavered like a leaf, and my hat rose "pon my head. "For the Lord"s sake, stand o" one side," I prayed en; "do"ee now, that"s a dear!" But he wudn" budge; no, not though I said several holy words out of the Mornin" Service.