And--
When Malone had first met Her Majesty, he had wondered why, although she could obviously read minds, and so knew perfectly well that neither Malone nor Boyd believed she was Queen Elizabeth I, she insisted on an outward show of respect and dedication. He"d asked her about it at last, and her reply had been simple, reasonable and to the point.
According to her--and Malone didn"t doubt it for an instant--most people simply didn"t think their superiors were all they claimed to be. But they acted as if they did--at least while in the presence of those superiors. It was a common fiction, a sort of handy oil on the wheels of social intercourse.
And all Her Majesty had ever insisted on was the same sort of treatment.
"Bless you," she"d said, "I can"t help the way you _think_, but, as Queen, I do have some control over the way you _act_."
The funny thing, as far as Malone was concerned, was that the two parts of his personality were becoming more and more alike. He didn"t actually believe that Her Majesty was Queen Elizabeth I, and he hoped fervently that he never would. But he did have a great deal of respect for her, and more affection than he had believed possible at first.
She was the grandmother Malone had never known; she was good, and kind, and he wanted to keep her happy and contented. There had been nothing at all phony in the solemn toast he had proposed--nor in the righteous indignation he had felt against anyone who was giving Her Majesty even a minute"s worth of discomfort.
And Boyd, surprisingly enough, seemed to feel the same way. Malone felt good about that; Her Majesty needed all the loyal supporters she could get.
But all of this was later. At the time, Malone was doing nothing except what came naturally--nor, apparently, was Boyd. After the gla.s.ses had been thrown, with a terrifying crash, into the metal wastebasket, and the reverberations of that second had stopped ringing in their ears, a moment of silence had followed.
Then Boyd turned, briskly rubbing his hands. "All right," he said.
"Let"s get back to work."
Malone looked at the proud, happy look on Her Majesty"s face; he saw the glimmer of a tear in the corner of each eye. But he gave no indication that he had noticed anything at all out of the ordinary.
"Fine," he said. "Now, getting on back to the facts, we"ve established something, anyhow. Some agency is causing flashes of telepathic static all over the place. And those flashes are somehow connected with the confusion that"s going on all around us. Somehow, these flashes have an effect on the minds of people."
"And we know at least one manifestation of that effect," Boyd said.
"It makes spies blab all their secrets when they"re exposed to it."
"These three spies, anyhow," Malone said.
"If "spies" is the right word," Boyd said.
"O.K.," Malone said. "And now we"ve got another obvious question."
"It seems to me we"ve got about twelve," Boyd said.
"I mean: who"s doing it?" Malone said. "Who is causing these telepathic flashes?"
"Maybe it"s just happening," Boyd said. "Out of thin air."
"Maybe," Malone said. "But let"s go on the a.s.sumption that there"s a human cause. The other way, we can"t do a thing except sit back and watch the world go to h.e.l.l."
Boyd nodded. "It doesn"t seem to be the Russians," he said. "Although, of course, it might be a Red herring."
"What do you mean?" Malone said.
"Well," Boyd said, "they might have known we were on to Brubitsch, Borbitsch and Garbitsch--" He stopped. "You know," he said, "every time I say that name I have to rea.s.sure myself that we"re not all walking around in the world of Florenz Ziegfeld?"
"Likewise," Malone said. "But go on."
"Sure," Boyd said. "Anyhow, they might have set the three of them up as patsies--just in case we stumbled on to this mess. We can"t overlook that possibility."
"Right," Malone said. "It"s faint, but it is a possibility. In other words, the agency behind the flashes might be Russian, and it might not be Russian."
"That clears that up nicely," Boyd said. "Next question?"
"The next one," Malone said grimly, "is: what"s behind the flashes?
Some sort of psionic power is causing them--that much is obvious."
"I"ll go along with that," Boyd said. "I have to go along with it. But don"t think I like it."
"n.o.body likes it," Malone said. "But let"s go on. O"Connor isn"t any help; he washes his hands of the whole business."
"Lucky man," Boyd said.
"He says that it can"t be happening," Malone said, "and if it is we"re all screwy. Now, right or wrong, that isn"t an opinion that gives us any handle to work with."
"No," Boyd said reflectively. "A certain amount of comfort, to be sure, but no handles."
"Sir Lewis Carter, on the other hand--" Malone said. He fumbled through some of the piles of paper until he had located the ones the President of the Psychical Research Society had sent. "Sir Lewis Carter," he went on, "does seem to be doing some pretty good work. At least, some of the more modern stuff he sent over looks pretty solid.
They"ve been doing quite a bit of research into the subject, and their theories seem to be all right, or nearly all right, to me. Of course, I"m not an expert--"
"Who is?" Boyd said. "Except for O"Connor, of course."
"Well, somebody is," Malone said. "Whoever"s doing all this, for instance. And the theories do seem O.K. In most cases, for instance, they agree with O"Connor"s work--though they"re not in complete agreement."
"I should think so," Boyd said. "O"Connor wouldn"t recognize an Astral Plane if TWA were putting them into service."
"I don"t mean that sort of thing," Malone said. "There"s lots about astral bodies and ghosts, ectoplasm, Transcendental Yoga, theosophy, deros, the Great Pyramid, Atlantis, and other such pediculous pets.
That"s just silly, as far as I can see. But what they have to say about parapsychology and psionics as such does seem to be reasonably accurate."
"I suppose so," Boyd said tiredly.
"O.K., then," Malone said. "Did anybody notice anything in that pile of stuff that might conceivably have any bearing whatever on our problems?"
"I did," Boyd said. "Or I think I did."
"You both did," Her Majesty said. "And so did I, when I looked through it. But I didn"t bother with it. I dismissed it."
"Why?" Malone said.
"Because I don"t think it"s true," she said. "However, my opinion is really only an opinion." She smiled around at the others.
Malone picked up a thick sheaf of papers from one of the piles of his desk. "Let"s get straight what it is we"re talking about," he said.
"All right?"
"Anything"s all right with me," Boyd said. "I"m easy to please."
Malone nodded. "Now, this writer ... what"s his name?" he said. He glanced at the copy of the cover page. ""Minds and Morons"," he read.