I could see Helena, who was standing behind him, shaking her head pa.s.sionately, with bared teeth.
"I"m interested." I smiled blithely. Helena had closed her eyes. "I would like to see more of what you do, I think." Where she might have looked relieved at my caution, Helena now acted out manic despair; she knew what I would be like if I was let loose at a scroll-seller"s. She read as avidly as I did - though when it came to buying, she did not share my taste. As my taste had until recently depended upon what I could lay hands on in a limited corner of the second- or third-hand market, she was probably right to be sceptical. For most of my life I only ever had parts of scroll sets (unboxed), and I had to swap them once they were read.
"Well, you can come down and see us," Euschemon conceded grumpily.
"I will," I said. Helena mimed throwing a large skillet at my head. It was an excellent mime. I could smell the dumplings in the imaginary hot broth and feel the sharp-edged handle rivets dinging my skull.
"Bring your ma.n.u.scripts," replied Euschemon. He paused. "In case you should think of writing something specially, let me give you a few tips. Even our very best works do not exceed the Greek scroll length - that"s thirty-five feet, but only applies to works of high literarymerit. As a rule of thumb, it"s a book of Thucydides, two of Homer, or a play of fifteen hundred lines. Not many moderns rate full length. Twenty feet or even half that is a good average for a popular author." He let me work out that my work might not be popular. "So short is good - long could be penalised. And be practical in your setting-out if you want to be taken seriously. A scroll will have twenty-five to forty-five lines to a column, and eighteen to twenty-five letters to a line. Do try to accommodate our scribes. I"m sure you want to seem professional."
"Oh yes," I gulped.
"When you"re calculating, don"t forget to count the modern aids to the reader."
"What?"
"Punctuation, s.p.a.ces after words, line-end marks."
These, presumably had taken the place of outmoded concepts like intensity of feeling, wit, and stylistic elegance.
V.
FUSCHEMON HAD fallen into the old trap. He thought he had bamboozled me. Informers by repute are stupid; everyone knows that. Most of them really are - meticulous at not seeing and not hearing any valuable information, then misinterpreting what they do take in. But some of us know how to bluff.
I refrained, therefore, from rushing straight to the Chrysippus scriptorium, piteously eager to hand over my most inspired creations for a laughable fee. Not even if it came with a contractual right to buy back copies at whatever puny discount their normal cringing hacks accepted; not even if they offered me gold- leaf palmettes on their sales projection chart. Since I was an informer, I decided to check up on them. Since I had no clients (as usual), I was equipped with free time to do it. I knew the right contacts too.
My father was an auctioneer. Sometimes he dabbled in the rare scrolls market, though he was a fine art and furniture man at heart; he regarded second-hand literature as the low end of his trade. I was rarely on speaking terms with Pa. He ran off when I was seven, though he now maintained that he did give my mother financial support for bringing up the rowdy children he had sired. He may have had good reasons for leaving - better reasons than the allure of a certain redhead, anyway - but I still felt that since I grew up lacking a paternal presence, I could exist without the inconvenience of him now.
He enjoyed annoying me, so I wondered why Pa had not shown his face for my reading last night. He would not be deterred by the fact that I had failed to invite him. Once, Helena would have done so, for she had been on genial terms with the old rogue - but that was before he recommended Gloccus and Cotta, the bathhouse contractors who had made our new home uninhabitable. As their trestles and dust, and their lies and contractual wriggling, impelled her to the frustrated rage of any endlessly disappointed customer, Helena"s opinion of my father had moved closer to my own; the only risk now was that she might decide that I took after him. That could finish us.
My father owned two properties that I knew of, although he was both well-off and secretive so there were probably more. His warehouse-c.u.m-office was at the Saepta Julia, the enclosure inhabited by all sorts of double-dealing jewellers and hangdog antique frauds. It might be too early to catch him there. Auctions were held out on site, in private homes or sometimes in the Porticoes, but I had spotted no adverts for sales by Didius Geminus chalked in the Forum recently. That left his house, a tall edifice with a fine roof terrace and a damp bas.e.m.e.nt down on the river frontage of the Aventine. It was the nearest place to look for him, though I always felt uneasy going there because of the redhead I mentioned. I can handle redheads, especially the elderly faded kind, but I preferred to avoid the trouble it caused with my mother if she ever heard I had met Flora. In fact I had only ever talked to the woman once, when I called in for a drink at a caupona she ran. She might have lived for twenty-five years with my father, but that gave us nothing to say to each other.
Climbing down to the river from the Aventine Hill is difficult, due to the sheer crag that faces the Transtiberina. I had a choice of descending via the Lavernal Gate to the bustle around the Emporium and then turning right, or going up past the Temple of Minerva, down a steep path towards the Probus Bridge, and walking back along the riverbank the other way.
Pa"s house had a view across the water roughly towards the old Naumachia, had he been interested in tantalising glimpses of mock sea battles when they were staged at festivals. For the average real-estate crook it would probably count as a selling point.
This was a noisy, bustling area with the smell of exotic cargoes and the yammer of sailors and wharfside stevedores. If the wind was in the wrong direction a faint pall of dust from the huge granaries behind the Emporium hung in the air. Being so close to the river produced its own disturbing excitement. Being down amongst the cheating whelks who worked there kept me on my guard.
I risked a strained tendon manoeuvring the doorknocker. This hunk of bronze looked like part of a horse"s leg from a multiple sculpture of some tangled battle scene. The door itself had an imposing size and importance that would better suit the secret shrine of a very sn.o.bbish temple. Not so the pallid runt who eventually answered; he was a timid slave who looked as if he was expecting me to accuse him of a particularly vile incestuous crime.
"You know me. I"m Falco. Is Geminus in? Tell him his charming son is asking if he can come out to play."
"He"s not here!" squeaked the slave.
"Neptune"s navel! When did he go out?" No answer. "Buck up. I need to speak to him, and not next week."
"We don"t know where he is."
"What? The old beggar"s disappeared again? Who do you think he has run off with this time? He"s getting rather ripe for fornication, though I know he does not reckon to be stopped by that -" The slave trembled. Perhaps he thought my father"s lady love was about to appear behind him and overhear my rude remarks.
I was used to being fobbed off with excuses on doorsteps. I refused to give up. "Do you know where my dear papa has gone, or when that most excellent piece of muledung is expected back?"
Looking more frightened than ever, the fellow then whispered, "He hasn"t been here since the funeral."
This quaking loon was determined to flummox me. Obstruction was usual in my profession, and also a regular reaction from my family. "Who"s dead?" I chivvied him cheerfully.
"Flora," he said.
It had nothing at all to do with me, and yet I knew I would end up becoming involved, despite myself.
VI.
THERE WAS no escape. I now had to trek across town to the public building complex alongside the Field of Mars where Pa kept hiswarehouse and office in the Saepta Julia. That was a double-storeyed edifice, set around an open area, where you could buy any kind of junk jewellery and bric-a-brac or be fleeced over furniture and so-called art by masters of the auctioneering fraternity like Pa. Unless you were desperate to acquire a fifth-hand general"s fold-up throne with one leg missing, you left your arm-purse at home. On the other hand, if you hankered for a cheap reproduction Venus of Cos with her nose glued on crookedly, this was the place to come. They would even wrap it up for you, and not laugh at your gullibility until you had almost left the shop.
Marcus Didius Favonius, renamed Geminus after he fled from home, the paternal ancestor upon whom I ought to model my life and character, had always skulked in clutter. I picked my way through the warehouse, getting covered in dust and acquiring a large bruise from an untethered man-sized candelabrum that toppled over as I pa.s.sed. I found my father slumped against the stacked parts of several dismantled metal bed-frames, behind a small stone Arternis (upside down in a sack of pottery oddments but you could see she was a game girl), with his feet up on a horrible Pharaonic treasure chest. Luckily he was not wearing boots. That would save the tacky turquoise and gold veneer. He was not drunk but he had been. Probably for several days.
As they say in official despatches, the ill.u.s.trious one welcomed me by name and I returned his greeting.
"Sod off, Marcus."
"h.e.l.lo, Pa."
The sour tunic that clung to his wide, sagging frame would have been rejected even for the discards basket in a flea market. His beard had grown long enough to see that it would end up darker than his flopping grey curls. Of the famous seductive grin there was no sign.
"So you"ve lost her," I said. "Life stinks." I sniffed the sordid air. "And life is not the only thing that stinks around here. This, I gather, is the start of the long decline into financial ruin and personal debauchery?"
"I see you take the hard line with the bereaved in their grief," he whined.
I had already heard from Gomia, his faithful and long-serving chief porter, that the business had suffered since Flora"s unexpected demise, which had happened in her sleep a week ago. Now there were distraught buyers going hairless at non-deliveries and huffy sellers taking their custom elsewhere. The warehouse hands had not been paid. Pa had lit a fire with three months" invoices, badly singeing a batch of ivories during this gesture against life"s futility. Gornia had appeared with a water-skin just in time. The ivories were damaged beyond the skill of even the most creative faker Pa employed. Gornia now looked tired; he had been loyal, but might not put up with too much more of this pathos.
"Go to the baths and the barber, Pa."
"Sod off," he said again, not moving. But he then roused himself to a minor flight of rhetoric: "And don"t tell me that was what Flora would have wanted, because Flora had one great advantage - she left me alone!"
"Liked to keep her hands clean, I expect. I see you"re rallying," I commented. "That"s wise, because if you don"t pull yourself together I shall apply for a writ of custodial care on the grounds of your financial profligacy."
"Will you? Hades! You"ll never get a magistrate to say I need a guardian."
"Stuff you - it"s the business I"ll be pious about. Roman law has always taken a strict line on leaving fortunes unsupervised." My father did have more money nowadays than I liked to contemplate. He was either a d.a.m.ned good auctioneer, or a complete scheming dog. The two are perfectly compatible.
It was up to him if he threw his wealth away, but a threat to take it off him was the best way to encourage more fight.
"If you are abdicating as head of the family," I offered pleasantly, "that puts me in charge. I could call a domestic conference in the traditional Roman way. All your affectionate descendants could flock here and discuss ways to keep you, our poor darling father, out of harm"s way - Pa swung his feet to the floor.
"Atha and Galla would welcome some cash..." My eldest sisters were useless women with large families, both hitched to parasitic men. "They both love to pry; the sensitive darlings have been perched ready to pounce on you for years. Dear sanctimonious Junia and her dry stick husband, Gaius Baebius, will be in here like ferrets down a pipe. Maia has no time for you, of course, but she can be a vengeful sort -"
"Sod off, and this time I mean it!" roared Pa.
I scowled and left him, telling Gornia to give it another day before abandoning hope. "Hide his amphora. Now he knows that we know what is going on, you may see a sudden difference."
I was on my way out when I remembered why I came. "Gornia, have you had any dealings with a scroll-seller called Aurelius Chrysippus?"
"Ask the chief. He handles the dealers."
"He"s not feeling responsive to me. I just threatened to put his daughters on to him."
Gornia shrugged. Apparently, this cruel tactic seemed fair. He did not know my sisters as I did. There ought to be a statute against letting that kind of woman loose. "Well, Chrysippus has sold a few ex-library collections through us," Gornia said. "Geminus sneers at him."
"He sneers at everyone who might be trickier than himself "
"He hates Greek business methods."
"What - too close to his own dirty ways?"
"Who knows? They always share the best bargains with their own people. They glue themselves together. They go off into corners to eat pastries, and it"s anyone"s guess if they are conspiring or just talking about their families. Geminus can cope with honest crooks, but you can"t tell with Chrysippus whether he"s a crook or not. Why are you interested, Falco?"
"He offered to publish some work of mine."
"Watch your back," advised Gornia. It was how I felt myself On the other hand, I might have felt the same about all scroll-sellers. "So how come he got his claws into you, Falco?"
"Heard me reading my stuff in public."
"Oh, bullock"s b.a.l.l.s!" I was astonished by the porter"s fury. "There"s too much of that," he ranted. I stepped back nervously. "You can"t move these days without some oaf unravelling a scroll at you - under the arches with some rehashed legal speech or grabbing a crowd while they are queuing for the public convenience. I was having a quiet drink the other day and a literary halfwit started disturbing the peace, reciting a c.r.a.ppy eulogy he had read at his grandmother"s funeral as if it were high art -"
"My recital was invitation only, and Domitian Caesar attended it," I answered in a huff.
Then I left.
VII.
PA"S DISARRAY was something I needed to think about. The most satisfactory solution was to forget it by doing something else.
I decided after all that I would present myself at the Chrysippus scriptorium and size up the outfit. From Pa"s place at Saepta Julia back to the Aventine could easily involve a short detour through the Forum. I could pop in at the select gymnasium I patronised and be battered in a workout with my trainer; then when Glaucus had finished toughening up my body, I could follow through with intellectual pursuits.
Afterwards, since Glaucus" gym was at the back of the Temple of Castor, I walked past the famous old establishment of the brothers Sosii, who had sold the works of Horace, to see what a decent scroll-seller looked like.
Lucky old Horace. Maecenas for patron; free gift of a Sabine farin (I owned one, but I had paid through the nose for it); reputation and readership. And when the Sosii promised Horace to sell his works from a prime position, they were talking about a corner of the Vicus Tuscus on the edge of the Forum Romanum. Ab.u.t.ted by the Basilica, at the heart of public life, it was a famous street packed with expensive shops, down which paraded regular festival processions as they moved from the Capitol to the Games. Their pa.s.sing trade must have been real, unlike the markets that Aurelius Chrysippus was allegedly wooing on the wrong side of the Circus. The faded sign showed that the scroll-shop of the Sosii had been a fixture for generations, and a dip in the doorstep evidenced just how many buyers" feet had pa.s.sed that way.
When I finally ventured on a recce to the Clivus Publicius, the only pedestrians who pa.s.sed me there were an old lady struggling home with a heavy shopping basket and a group of teenage boys who were loitering on the lookout for some doddery victim they could rush, knock down, and steal from. When I appeared they vanished surrept.i.tiously. The decrepit grandma had no idea I had saved her from a mugging; she muttered with hostility and set off again, wobbling up the street.
The Clivus Publicius starts as a tough slope leading at an angle up the north flank of the Aventine from near the end of the Circus. As it climbs and flattens out, it hooks round a couple of corners, before losing itself at a quiet summit piazza. It has always been a secluded neighbourhood - too far from the Forum to attract outsiders" interest. From one side of the street are little-known but fabulous views over the valley of the Circus Maximus. When I looked around there were a few lock-up shops, whose trade must be desultory, and beyond them I glimpsed trees in the gardens of what must be carefully discreet big houses. It was a backwater. The Clivus was a public road, yet possessed a sense of isolation that was rare.
If you live on the Aventine, the long valley of the Circus Maximus obstructs you almost every time you set out walking to some other part of Rome. I must have walked down the Clivus Publicius hundreds of times. I had pa.s.sed the Chrysippus scroll-shop, but never thought it worth my notice, although I loved reading. I knew the neat, quiet frontage of old, but the staff tended to lurk on the doorstep. Fake off-putting waiters at harbourside cauponas where the fish has been ca.s.seroling far too long. Preferring to browse at dealers (and to sneak free reads on the days when I had no money) I had only ever glanced inside this shop to where the scrolls for sale were visible in uneven piles on solid old shelves. Now when I did venture in, I found there were also boxes, presumably of better works, stored on the floor beneath the shelves. There was a tall stool and a counter on which to lean your elbows while you sampled the wares.
A decent, well-spoken sales a.s.sistant greeted me, heard I was a prospective author not a customer, then lost interest. He showed me through a doorway at the back into the scriptorium proper. It was much bigger than the outside shop suggested, a huge room full of raw materials, the clean rolls placed with evident care on banks of shelves that must have contained a small fortune in unwritten stationery alone. A large pot of mending-glue wafted unpleasantly on a brazier in one corner. There were also bins containing spare rollers to make or repair the completed scrolls, and baskets of end-k.n.o.bs in various qualities. At one side table, a slave was applying gold leaf to the finials of a decorated luxury edition. I could see the papyrus was thicker and glossier than usual. Perhaps it was a special order for a wealthy client.
Another obviously experienced slave was carefully gluing a t.i.tle page to a tine scroll; it bore a small portrait, presumably of the author - a d.i.n.k who looked in the painting as if he curled his hair with hot irons and had one of the coiffuring devices stuck up his back pa.s.sage. I bet a new writer such as me could not expect his physiognomy to be displayed at all. I would be lucky if my work was rolled up tight and shoved into basic red or yellow papyrus jackets, like those being popped on swiftly at a long bench where completed scrolls were packed and tied in bundles by the finisher. He was gaily tossing sets into a hamper as if they were bundles of firewood.
Papyrus is notoriously fragile. Ever a collector of facts, Helena Justina had once described to me how the ten-foot reeds are harvested in Egyptian swamps, then the outer hull laboriously peeled away to reveal the white pith, which is cut into strips and spread out in two criss-crossing layers to dry in the sun, solidified by its own juices. The dry sheets are then smoothed with stones or seash.e.l.ls and stuck together, twenty or so to an average roll. Most of the work is carried out in Egypt, but increasingly papyrus is prepared in Rome nowadays. The disadvantage is that it dries out in transit and has to be moistened with extra paste.
"Egyptian scribes," Helena had read out to me, delightedly devouring some encyclopaedia she had borrowed from her father"s private library, "write with the sheets in a roll stuck down right over left, because their script goes that way and as they write their reed needs to pa.s.s downhill across the joins; Greek scribes turn the roll upside down, so the joins lap the other way. Marcus, have you noticed that the grain on the inner surface of a scroll is always horizontal? That"s because there is then less risk of the scroll pulling apart than if the vertical side were used -"
Here in the scriptorium specially trained slaves were bent over their rolls, feverishly following the dictation of a clear but very dull reader. He really knew how to disguise the sense. I felt sleepy straight away. The scribes were working at such a fast pace, and struggling against such vocal monotony, that I could understand how cheap editions can end up containing so many careless mistakes.
This did not bode well. Worse followed. Euschemon was out, perhaps still rounding up writing talent, but Aurelius Chrysippus happened to be on the premises. I was not allowed to hang around the scriptorium too long, but did wait a few minutes while he saw off a heavily-tanned, dissatisfied man who said little, but was obviously leaving in a bad mood. Chrysippus seemed undisturbed by whatever had caused their dissent, but the other party was biting back hard feelings, I could tell.
While Chrysippus smoothly said his farewell to this previous customer, sending him off with a free gift of honeyed dates like a true Greek, I gazed at the shelves of papyrus, with their neat labels: Augustan, for the highest quality, so fine it was translucent and could only be written on one side; Amphitheatrica, named for the arena in Alexandria where a well-known manufacturer was sited; Saitica and Taniotica, which must be made elsewhere in Egypt; then Fanniana and Claudia, which I knew were Roman improvements.
"Ah, Braco!"
I grimaced and followed him into his office. Without much preamble, I said that I wanted to discuss terms. Chrysippus managed to make me feel I was brusque and uncivilised for rushing into negotiations like an ill-mannered barbarian - yet just when I was prepared to back off and indulge in full Athenian etiquette for three-quarters of an hour, he changed tack and began haggling. I already thought the contractual conditions described by Euschemon seemed onerous. We talked for a short time before I discovered that I had mistaken the situation entirely. My main interest was the small advance for my creative efforts that I had presumed they were offering to pay.
"I enjoyed your work," Chrysippus praised me, with that wholehearted enthusiasm authors crave. I tried to remember he was a retailer, not a disinterested critic. "Lively and well written, with an appealing personal character. We do not have much like it in current production. I admire your special qualities."
"So how much? What"s the deal?"
He laughed. "We are a commercial organisation," Aurelius Chrysippus said Then he socked me with the truth: "We cannot subsidise complete unknowns. What would be in it for us? I do believe you show some promise. If you want a wider audience, I can help. But the deal is that you will invest in the edition by covering our production costs."
As soon as I stopped reeling at his effrontery, I was out of there.
VIII.
ANY CAREER informer learns to be adaptable. Clients change their minds. Witnesses astound you with their revelations and lies. Life, in its most ghastly configurations, appals you like some crazy distortion of the Daily Gazette scandal page, making most published news items seem sedate.
Me, pay them? I knew this went on. I just thought it only happened to sad nonent.i.ties, scribbling dull, long-winded epics while still living at home with their mothers. I did not expect some brazen vanity publisher to latch on to me.
One way that informers adapt to their setbacks is by drinking in winebars. My brother-in-law"s recent death while seriously drunk had caused me to restrict my intake somewhat. Besides, I did not want to look like some over-sensitive creative type who claimed to find inspiration in the bottom of a winejug and only there. So I was a good boy. I went home.
The respectable woman I went home to could have greeted me with a welcoming smile, the offer of afternoon dalliance, and a simple Roman lunch. Instead, she gave me the traditional greeting of a Roman wife: "Oh, it"s you!"