The guests went home, drunken and joyful. A fine noise they made, as people do on these occasions, shouting jokes to each other and singing songs at the top of their voices.
The poor brother and his wife went home empty and sad. All that long way they had walked, and now they had to walk it again, and the feast was over, and never a bite had they had in their mouths, nor a drop in their gullets.
"Come, wife," says the poor brother as he trudged along, "let us sing a song like the others."
"What a fool you are!" says his wife. Hungry and cross she was, as even Maroosia would be after a day like that watching other people stuff themselves. "What a fool you are!" says she. "People may very well sing when they have eaten tasty dishes and drunk good wine. But what reason have you got for making a merry noise in the night?"
"Why, my dear" says he, "we have been at my brother"s name-day feast.
I am ashamed to go home without a song. I"ll sing. I"ll sing so that everyone shall think he loaded us with good things like the rest."
"Well, sing if you like; but you"ll sing by yourself."
So the peasant, the poor brother, started singing a song with his dry throat. He lifted his voice and sang like the rest, while his wife trudged silently beside him.
But as he sang it seemed to the peasant that he heard two voices singing--his own and another"s. He stopped, and asked his wife,--
"Is that you joining in my song with a little thin voice?"
"What"s the matter with you? I never thought of singing with you. I never opened my mouth."
"Who is it then?"
"No one except yourself. Any one would say you had had a drink of wine after all."
"But I heard some one ... a little weak voice ... a little sad voice ... joining with mine."
"I heard nothing," said his wife; "but sing again, and I"ll listen."
The poor man sang again. He sang alone. His wife listened, and it was clear that there were two voices singing--the dry voice of the poor man, and a little miserable voice that came from the shadows under the trees. The poor man stopped, and asked out loud,--
"Who are you who are singing with me?"
And a little thin voice answered out of the shadows by the roadside, under the trees,--
"I am Misery."
"So it was you, Misery, who were helping me?"
"Yes, master, I was helping you."
"Well, little Master Misery, come along with us and keep us company."
"I"ll do that willingly," says little Master Misery, "and I"ll never, never leave you at all--no, not if you have no other friend in the world."
And a wretched little man, with a miserable face and little thin legs and arms, came out of the shadows and went home with the peasant and his wife.
It was late when they got home, but little Master Misery asked the peasant to take him to the tavern. "After such a day as this has been," says he, "there"s nothing else to be done."
"But I have no money," says the peasant.
[Ill.u.s.tration: Misery seated himself firmly on his shoulders and pulled out Handfuls of his hair.]
"What of that?" says little Master Misery. "Spring has begun, and you have a winter jacket on. It will soon be summer, and whether you have it or not you won"t wear it. Bring it along to the tavern, and change it for a drink."
The poor man went to the tavern with little Master Misery, and they sat there and drank the vodka that the tavern-keeper gave them in exchange for the coat.
Next day, early in the morning, little Master Misery began complaining. His head ached and he could not open his eyes, and he did not like the weather, and the children were crying, and there was no food in the house. He asked the peasant to come with him to the tavern again and forget all this wretchedness in a drink.
"But I"ve got no money," says the peasant.
"Rubbish!" says little Master Misery; "you have a sledge and a cart."
They took the cart and the sledge to the tavern, and stayed there drinking until the tavern-keeper said they had had all that the cart and the sledge were worth. Then the tavern-keeper took them and threw them out of doors into the night, and they picked themselves up and crawled home.
Next day Misery complained worse than before, and begged the peasant to come with him to the tavern. There was no getting rid of him, no keeping him quiet. The peasant sold his barrow and plough, so that he could no longer work his land. He went to the tavern with little Master Misery.
A month went by like that, and at the end of it the peasant had nothing left at all. He had even pledged the hut he lived in to a neighbour, and taken the money to the tavern.
And every day little Master Misery begged him to come. "There I am not wretched any longer," says Misery. "There I sing, and even dance, hitting the floor with my heels and making a merry noise."
"But now I have no money at all, and nothing left to sell," says the poor peasant. "I"d be willing enough to go with you, but I can"t, and here is an end of it."
"Rubbish!" says Misery; "your wife has two dresses. Leave her one; she can"t wear both at once. Leave her one, and buy a drink with the other. They are both ragged, but take the better of the two. The tavern-keeper is a just man, and will give us more drink for the better one."
The peasant took the dress and sold it; and Misery laughed and danced, while the peasant thought to himself, "Well, this is the end. I"ve nothing left to sell, and my wife has nothing either. We"ve the clothes on our backs, and nothing else in the world."
In the morning little Master Misery woke with a headache as usual, and a mouthful of groans and complaints. But he saw that the peasant had nothing left to sell, and he called out,--
"Listen to me, master of the house."
"What is it, Misery?" says the peasant, who was master of nothing in the world.
"Go you to a neighbour and beg the loan of a cart and a pair of good oxen."
The poor peasant had no will of his own left. He did exactly as he was told. He went to his neighbour and begged the loan of the oxen and cart.
"But how will you repay me?" says the neighbour.
"I will do a week"s work for you for nothing."
"Very well," says the neighbour; "take the oxen and cart, but be careful not to give them too heavy a load."
"Indeed I won"t," says the peasant, thinking to himself that he had nothing to load them with. "And thank you very much," says he; and he goes back to Misery, taking with him the oxen and cart.
Misery looked at him and grumbled in his wretched little voice, "They are hardly strong enough,"
"They are the best I could borrow," says the peasant; "and you and I have starved too long to be heavy."
And the peasant and little Master Misery sat together in the cart and drove off together, Misery holding his head in both hands and groaning at the jolt of the cart.