It must be here explained, that although the wand when entire had the power of changing people as we have described, yet when broken, its power was divided between the two parts; the one end retaining its half power of changing only the upper portion of the figure, while the other could only change the lower half.
The blows were exchanged. The mayoress, who was a tall woman, immediately sank down a foot and a half, the upper portion of her plump body was now resting upon the two diminutive legs of a two-feet-high fairy--which could only make a stride of six inches at a time. The alderman"s lady, on the contrary, retained her lower portion of her body; but instead of her lovely face, and graceful neck, she carried a little round head and shoulders, such as is represented in the figure of Puck. They must all have been very tipsy, for the others thought that they had put on masquerade dresses--the sticks were seized, one by Rochester, the other by the king, and they struck right and left--the lord mayor had the head and beard of a satyr--Rochester had the feet of a goat--the king appeared to have the bust of a beautiful woman, with a pair of splendid blue gossamer wings to his shoulders--one of the aldermen found himself with a naiad"s tail, and he fell flat on the terrace, with great violence; all of them, men and women, were transformed into some shape or another--and the more strange the metamorphosis, the louder they all laughed and shouted. Some indeed were very much alarmed; particularly one little woman, who whispered to her neighbour, that she believed she was a little man.
But the scene did not end here: the two parts of the wand found their way into other hands, who as they capered and jumped beat their companions. King Charles, struck by the lower part of the wand, found his transformation complete--he was now a lovely woman;--Rochester was turned by a blow, into a perfect satyr--while the mayoress, struck by the same portion, sank down into a little fairy not two feet high. As the sticks were pa.s.sed round there was no end to the transformations: the fat alderman who had fallen down with a fish"s tail, now became a perfect naiad, with long hair, and a comb in his hand. Such was the noise and confusion, that the two little maids of honour came out on the terrace to witness this strange revelling. Rochester seized them and kissed them as they screamed with fright at his s.h.a.ggy beard--the wand was applied to them, and they too were transformed. The d.u.c.h.ess of Portsmouth opened her chamber-window, and perceiving the wild revelling resolved to indulge his Majesty with a good curtain-lecture; but he heard her not.
"To the oak of Herne the hunter," cried the king; "away to the oak!"
"To the oak! to the oak!" shouted the whole baccha.n.a.lian crew; and away they flew across the park, starting the quiescent deer with their shouts, their laughter, and their revelry. Rochester took the naiad under his arm, that she might not be left behind, and dancing, capering, tumbling, and getting up again, led by the merry king, who now was a beautiful fairy, they arrived there out of breath.
But before they had reached the oak, their noise had disturbed the slumber of one happy pair who had nestled in each other"s arms among the fern.
It was Maya and Elda--who had met, and had been reconciled, proving that with fairies, the quarrels of lovers are but the renewal of love; not the case, although supposed to be so, with us mortals. Maya had missed his wand, but he would not leave Elda to return for it--he intended to have searched for it the next morning.
"What is all that noise, dearest?" cried Elda, waking up and resting on her elbow, as she listened.
"What can it be, but the mad king at his pranks as usual?" replied Maya, who had risen on his feet. "But what is here? I see--I see how it is--they have found my wand and must have broken it; for it does not otherwise do things by halves."
As Maya said this, the king with his companions arrived under the oak-tree--Elda retired to a distance, while Maya soon regained the two parts of his wand from the hands of the intoxicated parties, who had possession of them.
"I shall have work to-night, and must repair this mischief," said Maya.
"Elda, dearest, hasten and bring me poppy-juice to seal up the eyes of these mad people."
In a few minutes Elda had executed her commission; the whole company were now seated in a circle, singing songs, hugging one another, all merry but the two little maids of honour, who not having taken wine, were horrified at the transformation--they sat together and cried as if their little hearts would break.
Maya pressed the poppy-juice on the eyes of each individual, and in a few seconds they were all in a profound sleep. He then examined the transformations, and completed those which were partial above or below--till then he could not repair his wand. When they were all transformed, he put the two parts of his wand together, breathed upon them, and the wand was reunited. He then went round the circle, touched each person, and the whole company resumed their original forms.
"So far have I done my part," observed Maya. "As for colds, catarrhs, fevers, agues, they deserve all they may catch. Now, Elda, let us once more retire to rest."
The leaves of the old oak-tree were gilded with the rays of the morning sun, before King Charles and his companions awoke, and very much astonished they were to find themselves in such a place and at such an hour--the ladies blushed and canva.s.sed the affair among themselves--they recollected the transformations, they remembered their setting off for the Hunter"s Oak--but still they were confused. The mayor and aldermen were puzzled--not so much at finding themselves asleep under the tree, but that their wives should be there also. The king and Rochester were the only two who appeared indifferent.
"Come, ladies--come, my lord mayor and gentlemen of the corporation, we have had a merry night of it, and have slept under the greenwood tree, now let us in to the toilet, and then to breakfast."
He offered his arm to the lady mayoress, the rest of the company followed--they hastened to the toilet--they ate their breakfasts, and then hastened back to the good city of London.
"Well," said the king, as soon as the company had departed, "what think you of this, Rochester--were we visited by the fairies last night, think you?"
"May it please your Majesty," replied the earl, "my opinion is that either we were in the hands of the fairies, or else----"
"Else what?"
"Or else, Sire, we were all most confoundedly drunk."
A Rencontre
One evening I was sitting alone in the _salle a manger_ of the _Couronne d"Or_, at Boulogne, when Colonel G----, an old acquaintance, came in.
After the first greeting he took a chair, and was soon as busily occupied as I was with a cigar, which was occasionally removed from our lips as we asked and replied to questions as to what had been our pursuits subsequent to our last rencontre. After about half an hour"s chit-chat, he observed, as he lighted a fresh cigar--
"When I was last in this room I was in company with a very strange personage."
"Male or female?" inquired I.
"Female," replied Colonel G----. "Altogether it"s a story worth telling, and as it will pa.s.s away the time, I will relate it you--unless you wish to retire."
As I satisfied him that I was not anxious to go to bed, and very anxious to hear his story, he narrated it as near as I can recollect in the following words:--
"I had taken my place in the diligence from Paris, and when I arrived at _Notre Dame des Victoires_ it was all ready for a start; the luggage, piled up as high as an English haystack, had been covered over and buckled down, and the _conducteur_ was calling out for the pa.s.sengers. I took my last hasty whiff of my cigar, and unwillingly threw away more than half of a really good Havannah; for I perceived that in the _interieur_, for which I had booked myself, there was one female already seated: and women and cigars are such great luxuries in their respective ways, that they are not to be indulged in at one and the same time--the world would be too happy, and happiness, we are told, is not for us here below. Not that I agree with that moral, although it comes from very high authority;--there is a great deal of happiness in this world, if you knew how to extract it; or rather, I should say, of pleasure: there is a pleasure in doing good; there is a pleasure, unfortunately, in doing wrong; there is a pleasure in looking forward, ay, and in looking backward also; there is pleasure in loving and being loved, in eating, in drinking, and though last, not least, in smoking. I do not mean to say that there are not the drawbacks of pain, regret, and even remorse; but there is a sort of pleasure even in them: it is pleasant to repent, because you know that you are doing your duty; and if there is no great pleasure in pain, it precedes an excess when it has left you. I say again, that, if you know how to extract it, there is a great deal of pleasure and of happiness in this world, especially if you have, as I have, a very bad memory.
""_Allons, Messieurs!_" said the _conducteur_; and when I got in I found myself the sixth person, and opposite to the lady; for all the other pa.s.sengers were of my own s.e.x. Having fixed our hats up to the roof, wriggled and twisted a little so as to get rid of coat-tails, etc., all of which was effected previous to our having cleared _Rue Notre Dame des Victoires_, we began to scrutinise each other. Our female companion"s veil was down and doubled, so that I could not well make her out; my other four companions were young men, all Frenchmen, apparently good-tempered, and inclined to be agreeable. A few seconds were sufficient for my reconnoitre of the gentlemen, and then my eyes were naturally turned towards the lady. She was m.u.f.fled up in a winter cloak, so that her figure was not to be made out; and the veil still fell down before her face, so that only one cheek and a portion of her chin could be deciphered:--that fragment of her physiognomy was very pretty, and I watched in silence for the removal of the veil.
"I have omitted to state that, before I got into the diligence, I saw her take a very tender adieu of a very handsome woman; but as her back was turned to me at the time, I did not see her face. She had now fallen back in her seat, and seemed disposed to commune with her own thoughts: that did not suit my views, which were to have a view of her face. Real politeness would have induced me to have left her to herself, but pretended politeness was resorted to that I might gratify my curiosity; so I inquired if she wished the window up. The answer was in the negative, and in a very sweet voice; and then there was a pause, of course--so I tried again.
""You are melancholy at parting with your handsome sister," observed I, leaning forward with as much appearance of interest as I could put into my beautiful phiz.
""How could you have presumed that she was my sister?" replied she.
""From the _strong family_ likeness," rejoined I, "I felt certain of it."
""But she is only my sister-in-law, sir--my brother"s wife."
""Then, I presume, he chose a wife as like his sister as he could find: nothing more natural--I should have done the same."
""Sir you are very polite," replied the lady, who lowered down the window, adding, "I like fresh air."
""Perhaps you will find yourself less incommoded if you take off your veil?"
""I will not ascribe that proposition to curiosity on your part, sir,"
replied the lady, "as you have already seen my face."
""You cannot, then, be surprised at my wishing to see it once more."
""You are very polite, sir."
"Although her voice was soft, there was a certain quickness and decision in her manner and language which were very remarkable. The other pa.s.sengers now addressed her, and the conversation became general. The veiled lady took her share in it, and showed a great deal of smartness and repartee. In an hour more we were all very intimate. As we changed horses, I took down my hat to put into it my cigar-case, which I had left in my pocket, upon which the lady observed, "You smoke, I perceive; and so, I dare say, do all the rest of the gentlemen.--Now, do not mind me; I am fond of the smell of tobacco--I am used to it."
"We hesitated.
""Nay, more, I smoke myself, and will take a cigar with you."
"This was decisive. I offered my cigar-case--another gentleman struck a light. Lifting up her veil so as to show a very pretty mouth, with teeth as white as snow, she put the cigar in her mouth, and set us the example. In a minute both windows were down, and every one had a cigar in his mouth.
""Where did you learn to smoke, madam?" was a question put to the _incognita_ by the pa.s.senger who sat next to her.
""Where?--In the camp--Africa--everywhere. I did belong to the army--that is, my husband was one of the captains of the 47th. He was killed, poor man! in the last successful expedition to Constantine:--_c"etait un brave homme_."