Makes a very pretty tree, eh?"
"Extremely," said I. "Have you many similar ventures?"
"Oh yes. Our botanical gardens are full of them," he replied. "Those trees to the right are Baucis and Philemon. That lotos plant on the left used to be Dryope, and when Adonis isn"t busy valeting at the hotel, he comes down here and blooms as an anemone, into which, as you are probably aware, he was changed by Venus. That pink thing by the fountain is Hyacinthus, and over there by the pond is where Narcissus blooms. He"s a barber in his off hours."
I had already learned that, so expressed no surprise.
"That"s a stunning sunflower you have," I ventured, pointing to a perfect specimen thereof directly ahead of us.
"Yes," said the attendant. "That"s Clytie. She"s only potted. We don"t set her out permanently, because the royal family like to have her on the table at state dinners. And she, poor girl, rather enjoys it.
Apollo is generally to be found at these dinners either as a guest or playing a zither or a banjo behind a screen. Wherever he is, the sunflower turns and it affords considerable amus.e.m.e.nt among Jupiter"s guests to watch it. Jupiter has christened Clytie the Sherlock Holmes of Olympus, because wherever Apollo is she spots him. Sometimes when he isn"t present, he has to be very careful in his statements about where he has been, for long habit has made Clytie unerring in her instinct."
This seemed to me to be a rather good revenge on Apollo for his very unG.o.dlike treatment of Clytie, and if half the attendant told me that day at the Zoo is true, this excessively fickle Olympian is probably sorry by this time that he treated her originally with such uncalled for disdain.
"Come over here and see the bear-pit," said the guide. I obeyed with alacrity, and, leaning over the rail, had the pleasure of seeing the most beautiful bruin my eyes had ever rested upon. She was as glossy as a new silk hat; her eyes were as soft and timid as those of a frightened deer, and, when she moved, she was the perfection of grace.
[Ill.u.s.tration: CALLISTO]
"Good-morning, Callisto," said my guide.
"Same to you, my dear Cephalus," the bear returned, in a sweet feminine voice that entranced me.
"How are things with you to-day?" asked Cephalus, with a kindly smile.
"Oh, I can"t growl," laughed Callisto--it was evident that the unfortunate woman was not taking her misfortune too seriously. "Only I wish you"d tell people who come here that while I undoubtedly am a bear, I have not yet lost my womanly taste, and I don"t want to be fed all the time on buns. If anybody asks you what you think I"d like, tell them that an occasional _omelette soufflee_, or an oyster pate, or a platter of _pet.i.ts fours_ would please me greatly."
"I shall do it, Callisto," said the keeper, as he started to move away. "Meanwhile, here"s a stick of chewing-gum for you." Callisto received it with a manifestation of delight which moved me greatly, and I bethought myself of the magic properties of my coat, and plunging my hand into its capacious pockets, I found there an oyster pate that made my mouth water, and an _omelette soufflee_ that looked as if it had been made by a Parisian milliner, it was so dainty.
"If madam will permit me," said I, with a bow to Callisto.
"Thank you kindly," the bear replied, in that same thrillingly sweet voice, and dancing with joy. "You are a dear, good man, and if you ever have an enemy, let me know and I"ll hug him to death."
As we again turned to go, Cephalus laughed. "Queer case that!" he said. "You"d have thought Juno would let up on that poor woman, but she doesn"t for a little bit."
"Well--a jealous woman, my dear Cephalus--"
"True," said he. "That"s all true enough, but, great Heavens, man, Juno ought to be used to it by this time with a husband like Jupiter.
She"s overstocked this Zoo a dozen times already with her jealous freaks, and Jupiter hasn"t reformed once. What good does it do?"
"Doesn"t she ever let "em off?" I asked. "Doesn"t Callisto ever have a Sunday out, for instance?"
"Yes, but always as a bear, and the poor creature doesn"t dare take her chance with the other wild beasts--the real ones. She"s just as afraid of bears as she ever was, and if she sees a plain, every-day cow coming towards her, she runs shrieking back to her pit again."
"Poor Callisto," said I. "And Actaeon? How about him?"
"He"s here--but he"s a holy terror," replied Cephalus, shaking his head. "He gets loose once in a while, and then everybody has to look out for himself, and frankly," Cephalus added, his voice sinking to a whisper, "I don"t blame him. Diana treated him horribly."
"I always thought so," said I. "He really wasn"t to blame."
"Certainly not," observed Cephalus. "If people will go in swimming out-of-doors, it"s their own fault if chance wayfarers stumble upon them. To turn a man into a stag and then set his own dogs on him for a thing he couldn"t help strikes me as rank injustice."
"Wonder to me that Jupiter doesn"t interfere in this business," said I. "He could help Callisto out without much trouble."
"The point about that is that he"s afraid," Cephalus explained. "Juno has threatened to sue him for divorce if he does, and he doesn"t dare brave the scandal."
We had by this time reached a long, low building that looked like a stable, and, as we entered, Cephalus observed:
"This is our fire-proof building where we keep our inflammable beasts.
That big, sleeping creature that looks like a mastodon lizard is the dragon that your friend St. George, of London, got the best of, and sent here with his compliments. I"ll give the beast a prod and let you see how he works."
Cephalus was as good as his word, and for a moment I wished he wasn"t.
Such a din as that which followed the dragon"s awakening I never heard before, and every time the horrible beast opened his jaws it was as if a fire-works factory had exploded.
"Very dangerous creature that," said Cephalus. "But he is splendid for fetes. Shows off beautifully in the dark. I"ll prod him again and just you note the prismatic coloring of his flames. Get up there, Fido," he added, poking the dragon with his stick a second time. "Wake up, and give the gentleman an illumination."
The scene of the moment before was repeated, only with greater intensity, and even in the sunlight I could see that the various hues his fiery breathings took on were gorgeous beyond description. A bonfire built of red, pink, green, and yellow lights, backed up by driftwood in a fearful state of combustion, about describes it.
"Superb," said I, nearly overcome by the grandeur of the scene.
"Well, just imagine it on a dark night!" cried Cephalus, enthusiastically. "Fido is very popular as a living firework, but he"s a costly luxury."
I laughed. "Costly?" said I. "I don"t see why. Fireworks as grand as that must cost a deal more than he does."
"You don"t know," said Cephalus, pressing his lips together. "Why, that dragon eats ten tons of cannel coal a day, and it takes the combined efforts of six stokers, under the supervision of an expert engineer, to keep his appet.i.te within bounds. You never saw such an eater, and as for drinking--well, he"s awful. He drinks sixteen gallons of kerosene at luncheon."
I eyed Cephalus narrowly, but beyond a wink at the dragon, I saw no reason to believe that he was deceiving me.
"Then he sets fire to things, and altogether he"s an expensive beast Aren"t you, Fido?"
"Yep," barked the dragon.
"Now, over there," continued the guide, patting the dragon on the head, whereat the fearful beast wagged his tail and breathed a thousand pounds of steam from his nostrils to express his pleasure.
"Over there are the fire-breathing bulls--all the animals here are fire-breathing. The bulls give us a lot of trouble. You can"t feed "em on coal, because their teeth are not strong enough to chew it; and you can"t feed "em on hay, because they"d set fire to it the minute they breathed on it; and you can"t put "em out to pasture because they"d wither up a sixty-acre lot in ten minutes. It"s an actual fact that we have to send for Jason three times a day to come here and feed them.
He"s the only person about who can do it, and how he does it no one knows. He pats them on the neck, and they stop breathing fire. That"s all we know."
"But they must eat something. What does Jason give them?" I demanded.
"We"ve had to invent a food for them," said Cephalus. "Dr. aesculapius did it. It"s a solution of hay, clover, gra.s.s, and paraffine mixed with asbestos."
"Paraffine?" I cried. "Why, that"s extremely inflammable."
"So are the bulls," was Cephalus"s rejoinder. "They counteract each other." I gazed at the animals with admiration. They were undoubtedly magnificent beasts, and they truly breathed fire. Their nostrils suggested the flames that are emitted from the huge naphtha jets that are used to light modern circuses in country towns, and as for their mouths, any one who can imagine a bull with a pair of gas-logs illuminating his reflective smile, instead of teeth, may gain a comprehensive idea of the picture that confronted me.
I had hardly finished looking at these, when Cephalus, impatient to be through with me, as guides often are with tourists, observed:
"There is the ph[oe]nix."
I turned instantly. I have always wished to see the ph[oe]nix. A bird having apparently the attractive physique of a broiler deliberately sitting on a bonfire had appealed strongly to my interest as well as to my appet.i.te.