"Unquestionably, and very intelligently answered," Satan said, as if addressing a precocious student. He patted the succubus on her bouncy bare bottom, and she moved offscreen. "There is nothing quite as commendable as the sacrifice of one"s soul, one"s own immortal soul, for the good of another, however that good may be defined. By that measure, you yourself are a much better man than your record indicates. Luna is certainly a rare creature."
"Then why are you hounding her?" Zane demanded, though this was mostly rhetoric; he knew the answer and had already charged Satan with it. But he had to say something to help himself resist the tide of grat.i.tude that threatened to undermine his cause. Satan had complimented him, as well as Luna, for a matter that was fundamental to Zane"s self image. Satan had justified Zane"s treatment of his mother. How much easier it would have been to fight a ravening monster!
Satan laughed again, sounding like the most pleasant of companions. "My dear Incarnation, I am not concerned with good. Evil is My bailiwick! It is My Eternal duty to define and chastise the evil in man. Surely you agree this is a necessary ch.o.r.e?"
"Yes, but "
"There is an enormous amount of evil in the world," the urbane figure continued persuasively. "Left to itself, that evil would soon corrupt the entire society, like milk going bad. It has to be disciplined; the evildoers have to be punished, and to know that punishment is inevitable and in strict accordance with their offenses. In fact, the entire society has to be advised of the consequence of evil action. Only that way can man as a species be improved."
This was a compelling rationale! "But Luna, you admit, is not fundamentally evil! Why should she be punished?"
"My dear a.s.sociate," Satan said with another warm and tolerant smile, as a benign father might address a bright but errant child. "We agree she is not evil, and of course she is not to be punished! She is to be sent directly to Heaven, where she belongs. Surely you do not object to that!"
"To Heaven?" Zane asked blankly. "You agree to ?"
"I only want what is Mine. Luna belongs to G.o.d." Zane scrambled for mental footing. "But it is not her turn! Why schedule her to die prematurely?" Again he was pushing Satan to confess the truth; would he do it? "If one must go early in order that a hundred be fairiy treated would you do right by the one and wrong by the hundred?"
"Well, no, but "
"Death, I have a.n.a.lyzed the future course of man in some detail. I comprehend trends that might be considered too subtle for mortal minds. Not for your mind, of course; you are a perceptive person. But a detailed narration would become tedious. In essence, I perceive a nexus approximately twenty years hence that is crucial to the fate of the human species. By taking advantage of that particular situation, I can change the course of human history. I will be able to purge an enormous amount of evil with a minimum of disruption. Unfortunately, one well intentioned but misguided person obstructs that opportunity. It grieves Me to deal firmly with that person, who is perfectly justified in her stand, according to her more limited comprehension; but the justice of the many must take precedence over the justice of the one. The equation may seem cruel in the particular instance, and unfair in the specific case but in the larger context, the values reverse. This is the reality it is My eternal duty to honor."
And Luna was that one. Were it not for that, Zane might have found himself persuaded. "Father of Lies, I don"t believe you."
Still Satan took no offense. "You are correct to be cautious. I like your independent thinking. I am sure a person of your perspective will come to the appropriate conclusion."
"I doubt you can convince me to send the woman I love to Eternity before her time."
Satan shrugged. "Timing can be a matter of convenience, Death. Do you feel privileged to have had your own situation cynically manipulated by others, including the time and manner of your departure from your original life?"
The Evil One was bearing down harder! "I"m not really pleased about that," Zane admitted, knowing that honesty was by far the best course. He could hardly match Satan"s proficiency in lying, even if he wanted to. Any lie, even a mild self deception, would play into Satan"s hands. "But I think that, in this circ.u.mstance, it was the necessary " He paused, realizing the implication. The welfare of the one, sacrificed for the benefit of the many! He was playing into the Devil"s hands anyway!
"Circ.u.mstance makes puppets of us all," Satan said sympathetically. "You function excellently in your office; I can tell you that sincerely, though perhaps G.o.d would not. It has been decades, perhaps centuries, since a Death has placed conscience above convenience, and the role is overdue for reinterpretation."
Zane tried to resist his pleasure at this flattery, mistrusting its source. "I dare say it is bringing me rapidly closer to you."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Satan laughed, like a jolly Santa Claus. "Isn"t that the irony! The rules are so fixed that those few who do the right thing must pay for it with their souls! G.o.d would jet green flame if He knew! But frankly. He is not paying attention."
Zane was taken aback by this open denigration of G.o.d. But what else should he have expected from G.o.d"s archenemy? "You say you"re getting good souls in h.e.l.l?" he asked, amazed.
"And losing evil ones to Heaven," Satan agreed, slapping his knee. "Gums up the works something awful. But that"s the way of bureaucracy and ossified standards; some poor souls always slip through the cracks."
This was the Father of Lies, Zane reminded himself. All or nothing or any ratio between could be falsity. It was dangerous even talking to Satan, for soon the boundaries of good and evil became fuzzed by eloquent misleading.
"I see you remain in doubt," Satan said, leaning forward with apparent sincerity. "That is quite understandable. Your a.s.sociates have maneuvered to put you in an awkward position. You have problems in your office, and are inhibited by rules that have lost their relevance to the contemporary scene. Likewise I, in My office. It behooves us to cooperate where our offices overlap. This can greatly facilitate our respective duties and benefit us both."
"I see no benefit!" "Oh, but you have not given yourself the chance to see it," Satan said smoothly. "Let Me give you a tour of My demesnes."
"A tour of h.e.l.l? I don"t "
"It can be arranged. Death. You have merely to depart your physical host for a time. You have My personal a.s.surance that you will return in good order."
"The a.s.surance of the Father of Lies!" Zane cried, repelled. "Now you are trying to get me into h.e.l.l! I refuse to risk my soul that way!"
"A man who will not risk his soul to save that of the woman he loves, perhaps does not deserve her love in return," Satan remarked.
That stung! "I just don"t care to risk it on a bad bet. I don"t see that I need to examine your case at all. Not personally in h.e.l.l. What I want is a review of the merits of the scheduling of Luna"s death. If you can arrange for the review to be soon, I"ll welcome that."
Satan rolled his eyes. "Have you ever tried to hurry a bureaucracy?"
There was that. "Anyway, I think I"ll just sit tight right here until that review." Zane believed he had Satan over a barrel, for the review would surely expose evidence of Satan"s cheating and free Luna from the sentence.
"I am not certain you comprehend My problem," Satan said. "h.e.l.l is geared for a large turnover. Thousands of souls enter each hour for processing. You have abruptly stopped the flow. That gives My initiation cadre no work to do."
"The respite should be good for them," Zane said, smiling unsympathetically. "They can sharpen their pitchforks, or whatever."
"On the contrary! Those little devils must be kept occupied constantly. Who in h.e.l.l finds work for idle devils to do?"
Zane visualized idle devils rampaging in h.e.l.l, overturning racks and littering torture chambers. That would certainly be a problem!
"Consider this," Satan said. The television picture changed to the news report of an accident. An airplane had experienced heavy weather in a cold northern region and crashed in an isolated spot. Fifty pa.s.sengers were trapped inside. "These people are freezing to death," Satan said. "There is no hope of rescue, yet none of them can die while Death remains on strike." The camera panned on the wreckage, then showed an interior view, where several pa.s.sengers had critical injuries and others were in dire straits. This was a no survivors type of crash.
"Do you really intend to let these victims suffer indefinitely, rather than free their souls for Eternity?" Satan asked soberly. "Most of this batch is slated for Heaven, so there is nothing to be gained by delay except undeserved misery."
Zane had not considered that aspect. Had he been deliberately avoiding the obvious? Of course there would be horrendous suffering! Death was no burden to a terminally injured person; it was relief. He was the first person to defend the right of anyone to die on schedule. He had, technically, committed murder in the defense of that right. Now he was responsible for a worse denial than that performed by any hospital. Satan had struck at another vulnerability, with the acute perception of his evil nature. It was not one person suffering now; it was a mult.i.tude!
Yet how many people would suffer eternally if Satan had his way? If one person Luna could be sacrificed to help fifty in a plane wreck, why couldn"t fifty be sacrificed to help the entire world? Satan was putting pressure on him, and he had to withstand it. He had known it would not be easy, but had underestimated the cunning ingenuity of the argument.
"I deeply regret the suffering of these people," Zane said. "But it is your will, not mine, that precipitates it. The sooner my pet.i.tion is considered and Luna is freed from her unfair sentence of early death, the better."
"I believe the date of the hearing could be moved up," Satan said, as if it were an incidental matter. "Come consider My case, and I will see that yours is considered."
So the Devil did have power to affect that matter or so he was letting it be implied. "You are proffering a deal?"
"I specialize in deals."
"How can I trust you to honor any part of any deal you make?"
"A deal not signed in blood is not worth the blood it"s signed with," Satan said, grinning affably.
"I refuse to sign in blood!"
"Nor are you required to. That was merely a medieval custom; the client"s blood gave Me the magic power to enforce the contract. Today fingerprints or retina prints do just as well. But no contract of any nature can bind an Incarnation, so that"s irrelevant." Satan leaned forward, his handsome face radiating sincerity. "Merely appreciate the background rationale. Death. It is to My interest to persuade you to end your strike. It is to your interest to guarantee the welfare of your girlfriend. It is thus to our mutual interest to establish communication and complete understanding. Cheating does not facilitate this."
"If I go to h.e.l.l and do not return, there will be a new person to a.s.sume the office of Death. That one, I am sure, will be more amenable to your guidance."
Satan smiled in wry agreement. "You are quick to appreciate reality. But all you have to do is consult with Fate, who arranges the details of transitions. No one else can do it. She will not, I suspect, deceive you on this matter. If you have her a.s.surance that your transition will not be made at this time "
Zane wasn"t sure about that, but thought it worth investigating. "If I visit h.e.l.l, listen to your spiel, and then turn it down, will you free Luna from her sentence?"
"Of course not!" Satan said indignantly. "I will merely seek some other avenue to achieve My objective."
"Then what is the point of my tour?"
"You might be persuaded. Then you could reap great reward and be eternally happy."
"I can"t be eternally happy unless I die," Zane pointed out.
"By no meahs. Death. Your present office is eternal." "Until I leave it."
Satan"s smile became slightly strained. "How may I rea.s.sure you, then?" "Free Luna." "You are being unreasonable."
"By your definition. If that concludes our business "
A faint halo of smoke formed about Satan"s face, but he hung on to his smile. "Suppose we compromise. Compromise is an excellent route to h.e.l.l. If your tour of h.e.l.l does not convince you "
"You will free Luna," Zane finished firmly.
Satan sighed. "I could have wished for a more responsive officeholder. But I will free Luna."
Was Satan lying? Probably but Zane was just uncertain enough of his own position and power to try it. If Satan reneged, he would be proved to have bargained in bad faith, and Zane would have no further doubts. Meanwhile, Death still would not take Luna. He really had nothing to lose, as long as he remained in the office.
And that was the key. If he lost his own position... yet Satan"s barb about the worth of a man who would not risk his soul for love still stung, and so did Zane"s own conscience. He should at least listen to the other side. "I"ll consult with Fate."
"I"ll put her on," Satan said. Fate appeared on the television screen, in her lovely young Clotho guise.
"No," Zane said. "That could be your demon doing another imitation. I want this personal."
"As you wish," Fate said. Smiling, she stepped out of the TV picture to stand before him. "The creatures of h.e.l.l who can manifest on Earth can a.s.sume any form physically, but not intellectually." She stretched a bright thread between her hands. "And no one but an Incarnation can emulate an Incarnation. This is your thread. Death; see, I can move you with it."
She made a kink in the thread and suddenly Zane was sitting on the floor. She straightened it again, and he found himself back in the easy chair. "I can spin it long or short, smooth or furry, thick or thin. As Lachesis, I can measure it to define your life " She was now the middle aged form. "And as Atropos, I can cut it off." She became an old hag with a huge pair of scissors.
"Enough!" Zane cried. "I accept your ident.i.ty!"
"That"s nice," she said, returning to Lachesis. "This deal the Infernal One proffers is legitimate. Death, at least to the extent of your survival. Your thread continues beyond this episode. Thereafter it becomes tangled; I can not guarantee the tapestry far ahead when Satan draws on it."
"I"ll worry about Thereafter thereafter," Zane said.
"As you choose. Death," she said tightly, and he realized that she feared his survival meant he would be converted to Satan"s side. That, more than anything else, satisfied him about her validity. "But watch yourself in h.e.l.l."
"I shall. What about Luna"s thread?"
Fate drew out another thread from the air, inspecting it. "That, too, is tangled."
"Satan has promised to free her if I am not convinced by this tour."
Fate squinted closely at the thread again. "No, I can"t be sure of that; there is too much interference. You must be alert for loopholes. Did he say when?"
"When?"
"When he would free her. Immediately or in one century?"
Zane"s heart sank. "No."
"When you choose," Satan said equably.
"I don"t trust that," Fate said. "He"s as slippery as a greased eel. But I suppose you had better go to h.e.l.l and see what you can see."
"Maybe I should hire a guide," Zane joked weakly.
"Do that," she agreed seriously.
Suddenly it was not a joke. "Who might be a guide for a tour such as this? No living person could do it, and I don"t know many dead people " He paused, remembering one. "Molly Malone! The ghost fishmonger! Would she ?"
Fate"s lips quirked ever so slightly with approval. "I know that gamin. She"s one canny guttersnipe."
"I really don"t see why you should choose to complicate a simple private tour," Satan said.
"Just what is Molly"s standing in Eternity?" Zane asked. "Obviously she doesn"t reside in Heaven or h.e.l.l."
"She is unattached," Fate said. "But most other friends are in h.e.l.l. Molly was unwilling to desert them when she died, but she was too good a girl to go Below, so she"s serving her term on the streets. Eventually she"ll tire of this and allow herself to waft up to Heaven but meanwhile, she can safely visit h.e.l.l."
"We have no use for her kind," Satan grumbled. "But you can"t deny her visiting privileges," Zane said.
"Because of her loyalty to some of those incarcerated. I want her with me there."
"I will fetch her," Fate said, smiling covertly.
The smoke about Satan increased, but he remained silent.
In a moment the ghost appeared. "I hear you want to go on another sightseeing tour, Death," Molly said brightly. "But where"s your date?"
"Luna will never see h.e.l.l," Zane said. "Satan seeks to convince me to let her die, and if she dies she will go to Heaven, and if he can"t convince me to take her, maybe he"ll leave her alone."
Molly glanced darkly at the Prince of Evil. "When h.e.l.l freezes over," she muttered. Satan only smiled tiredly; he had heard that expression countless times. "You can"t trust the Prince of Evil, Death. His minions lobby for legislation on Earth to promote liquor and guns, so that drunken drivers and hotheaded malcontents will send themselves and others to h.e.l.l early."
"On the contrary," Satan said. "I promote legislation to outlaw antisocial things like p.o.r.nography and gambling "
"Because that puts the police to work raiding bookstores and penny ante card games, instead of bearing down on crime in the streets!" Molly came back hotly. "You don"t want people inside their homes reading or entertaining themselves; you want them outside and restless and frustrated, stirring up real mischief!"
Zane realized that Molly, who had died young in the streets, had a personal grudge here. "Will you be my guide in h.e.l.l, Molly?" he asked. "I mean, if you will come along and talk to your friends who are incarcerated there "
She smiled brilliantly. "I"ll be glad to, Death! His Lowness always puts bureaucratic obstacles in my way when I want to see a friend; maybe this time he won"t be able to do that."
"Then let"s be on our way," Satan said savagely. He reached forward to push against his side of the TV screen, and it swung out, a gla.s.s door. "Come into My parlor."
Molly extended her hand to Zane. "Just step out of your body. Death," she said. "You"re your own client now."
Zane took her hand, uncertain about this. There was a funny feeling, a kind of internal parturition, and he got up out of the easy chair. He turned around and saw himself sitting there as if asleep or dead. His soul had departed his body.