Udo was evidently longing to say yes, but hesitated.
"I wonder if I dare."
"It"s very good sherbet," said Wiggs, to encourage him.
"I"m sure it is, my dear. But the question is, Do I like sherbet?"
"You can"t help knowing if you like _sherbet_."
"Don"t bother him, Wiggs," said Hyacinth, "a venison sandwich, dear Prince?"
"The question is, Do I like venison sandwiches?"
"_I_ do," announced Woggs to any one who was interested.
"You see," explained Udo, "I really don"t know _what_ I like."
They were all surprised at this, particularly Woggs. Belvane, who was enjoying herself too much to wish to do anything but listen, said nothing, and it was the Princess who obliged Udo by asking him what he meant. It was a subject upon which he was longing to let himself go to somebody.
"Well," he said, expanding himself a little, so that Wiggs had to remove his tail this time from the custard, "what am I?"
n.o.body ventured to offer an opinion.
"Am I a hare? Then put me next to the red currant jelly, or whatever it is that hares like."
The anxious eye of the hostess wandered over the table.
"Am I a lion?" went on Udo, developing his theme. "Then pa.s.s me Wiggs."
"Oh, please don"t be a lion," said Wiggs gently, as she stroked his mane.
"But haven"t you a feeling for anything?" asked Hyacinth.
"I have a great feeling of emptiness. I yearn for _something_, only I don"t quite know what."
"I hope it isn"t sardines," whispered Wiggs to Woggs.
"But what have you been eating on the way?" asked the Princess.
"Oh, gra.s.s and things chiefly. I thought I should be safe with gra.s.s."
"And were you--er--safe?" asked Belvane, with a great show of anxiety.
Udo coughed and said nothing.
"I know it"s silly of me," said Hyacinth, "but I still don"t quite understand. I should have thought that if you were a--a----"
"Quite so," said Udo.
"--then you would have known by instinct what a--a----"
"Exactly," said Udo.
"Likes to eat."
"Ah, I thought you"d think that. That"s just what I thought when this--when I began to feel unwell. But I"ve worked it out since, and it"s all wrong."
"This _is_ interesting," said Belvane, settling herself more comfortably. "_Do_ go on."
"Well, when----" He coughed and looked round at them coyly. "This is really rather a delicate subject."
"Not at all," murmured Hyacinth.
"Well, it"s like this. When an enchanter wants to annoy you he generally turns you into an animal of some kind."
Belvane achieved her first blush since she was seventeen.
"It _is_ a humorous way they have," she said.
"But suppose you really were an animal altogether, it wouldn"t annoy you at all. An elephant isn"t annoyed at being an elephant; he just tries to be a good elephant, and he"d be miserable if he couldn"t do things with his trunk. The annoying thing is to look like an elephant, to have the very complicated--er--inside of an elephant, and yet all the time really to be a man."
They were all intensely interested. Woggs thought that it was going to lead up to a revelation of what sort of animal Prince Udo really was, but in this she was destined to be disappointed. After all there were advantages in Udo"s present position. As a man he had never been listened to so attentively.
"Now suppose for a moment I am a lion. I have the--er--delicate apparatus of a lion, but the beautiful thoughts and aspirations of a Prince. Thus there is one--er--side of me which craves for raw beef, but none the less there is a higher side of me" (he brought his paw up towards his heart), "which--well, you know how _you"d_ feel about it yourself."
The Princess shuddered.
"I _should_," she said, with conviction.
Belvane was interested, but thought it all a little crude.
"You see the point," went on Udo. "A baby left to itself doesn"t know what is good for it. Left to itself it would eat anything. Now turn a man suddenly into an animal and he is in exactly the same state as that baby."
"I hadn"t thought of it like that," said Hyacinth.
"I"ve _had_ to think of it! Now let us proceed further with the matter." Udo was thoroughly enjoying himself. He had not had such a time since he had given an address on Beetles to all the leading citizens of Araby at his coming-of-age. "Suppose again that I am a lion. I know from what I have read or seen that raw meat agrees best with the lion"s--er--organisation, and however objectionable it might look I should be foolish not to turn to it for sustenance. But if you don"t quite know what animal you"re supposed to be, see how difficult the problem becomes. It"s a question of trying all sorts of horrible things in order to find out what agrees with you." His eyes took on a faraway look, a look in which the most poignant memories seem to be reflected. "I"ve been experimenting," he said, "for the last three days."
They all gazed sadly and sympathetically at him. Except Belvane. She of course wouldn"t.
"What went best?" she asked brightly.
"Oddly enough," said Udo, cheering up a little, "banana fritters.
Have you ever kept any animal who lived entirely on banana fritters?"
"Never," smiled the Princess.
"Well, that"s the animal I probably am." He sighed and added, "There were one or two animals I wasn"t." For a little while he seemed to be revolving bitter memories, and then went on, "I don"t suppose any of you here have any idea how very p.r.i.c.kly thistles are when they are going down. Er--may I try a watercress sandwich? It doesn"t suit the tail, but it seems to go with the ears." He took a large bite and added through the leaves, "I hope I don"t bore you, Princess, with my little troubles."