We had the deck to ourselves. Its emptiness suddenly reminded me that we had the ship, also, to ourselves. I remembered the purser had told me that, except for those who travelled overnight from port to port, I was his only pa.s.senger.
With dismay I pictured myself for ten days adrift on the high seas--alone with Jones.
With a dramatic gesture, as one would say, "I am here!" he pushed back his Panama hat. With an unsteady finger he pointed, as it was drawn dripping across the deck, at the stern hawser.
"You see that rope?" he demanded. "Soon as that rope hit the water I knocked off work. S"long as you was in Valencia--me, on the job. Now, _you_ can"t go back, _I_ can"t go back. Why further dissim"lation? _Who am I?_"
His condition seemed to preclude the possibility of his knowing who he was, so I told him.
He sneered as I have seen men sneer only in melodrama.
"Oh, of course," he muttered. "Oh, of course."
He lurched toward me indignantly.
"You know perfec"ly well Jones is not my name. You know perfec"ly well who I am."
"My dear sir," I said, "I don"t know anything about you, except that you are a d.a.m.ned nuisance."
He swayed from me, pained and surprised. Apparently he was upon an outbreak of tears.
"Proud," he murmured, "_and_ haughty. Proud and haughty to the last."
I never have understood why an intoxicated man feels the climax of insult is to hurl at you your name. Perhaps because he knows it is the one charge you cannot deny. But invariably before you escape, as though a.s.sured the words will cover your retreat with shame, he throws at you your full t.i.tle. Jones did this.
Slowly and mercilessly he repeated, "Mr.--George--Morgan--Crosby. Of Harvard," he added. "Proud and haughty to the last."
He then embraced a pa.s.sing steward, and demanded to be informed why the ship rolled. He never knew a ship to roll as our ship rolled.
"Perfec"ly satisfact"ry ocean, but ship--rolling like a stone-breaker.
Take me some place in the ship where this ship don"t roll."
The steward led him away.
When he had dropped the local pilot the captain beckoned me to the bridge.
"I saw you talking to Mr. Schnitzel," he said. "He"s a little under the weather. He has too light a head for liquors."
I agreed that he had a light head, and said I understood his name was Jones.
"That"s what I wanted to tell you," said the captain. "His name is Schnitzel. He used to work for the Nitrate Trust in New York. Then he came down here as an agent. He"s a good boy not to tell things to.
Understand? Sometimes I carry him under one name, and the next voyage under another. The purser and he fix it up between "em. It pleases him, and it don"t hurt anybody else, so long as I tell them about it. I don"t know who he"s working for now," he went on, "but I know he"s not with the Nitrate Company any more. He sold them out."
"How could he?" I asked. "He"s only a boy."
"He had a berth as typewriter to Senator Burnsides, president of the Nitrate Trust, sort of confidential stenographer," said the captain.
"Whenever the senator dictated an important letter, they say, Schnitzel used to make a carbon copy, and when he had enough of them he sold them to the Walker-Keefe crowd. Then, when Walker-Keefe lost their suit in the Valencia Supreme Court I guess Schnitzel went over to President Alvarez. And again, some folks say he"s back with the Nitrate Company."
"After he sold them out?"
"Yes, but you see he"s worth more to them now. He knows all the Walker-Keefe secrets and Alvarez"s secrets, too."
I expressed my opinion of every one concerned.
"It shouldn"t surprise _you_," complained the captain. "You know the country. Every man in it is out for something that isn"t his. The pilot wants his bit, the health doctor must get his, the customs take all your cigars, and if you don"t put up gold for the captain of the port and the _alcalde_ and the commandant and the harbor police and the foreman of the _cargadores_, they won"t move a lighter, and they"ll hold up the ship"s papers. Well, an American comes down here, honest and straight and willing to work for his wages. But pretty quick he finds every one is getting his squeeze but him, so he tries to get some of it back by robbing the natives that robbed him. Then he robs the other foreigners, and it ain"t long before he"s cheating the people at home who sent him here. There isn"t a man in this nitrate row that isn"t robbing the crowd he"s with, and that wouldn"t change sides for money. Schnitzel"s no worse than the president nor the canteen contractor."
He waved his hand at the glaring coast-line, at the steaming swamps and the hot, naked mountains.
"It"s the country that does it," he said. "It"s in the air. You can smell it as soon as you drop anchor, like you smell the slaughter-house at Punta-Arenas."
"How do _you_ manage to keep honest," I asked, smiling.
"I don"t take any chances," exclaimed the captain seriously. "When I"m in their d.a.m.ned port I don"t go ash.o.r.e."
I did not again see Schnitzel until, with haggard eyes and suspiciously wet hair, he joined the captain, doctor, purser, and myself at breakfast. In the phrases of the Tenderloin, he told us cheerfully that he had been grandly intoxicated, and to recover drank mixtures of raw egg, vinegar, and red pepper, the sight of which took away every appet.i.te save his own. When to this he had added a bottle of beer, he declared himself a new man. The new man followed me to the deck, and with the truculent bearing of one who expects to be repelled, he asked if, the day before, he had not made a fool of himself.
I suggested he had been somewhat confidential.
At once he recovered his pose and patronized me.
"Don"t you believe it," he said. "That"s all part of my game.
"Confidence for confidence" is the way I work it. That"s how I learn things. I tell a man something on the inside, and he says: "Here"s a nice young fellow. Nothing standoffish about him," and he tells me something he shouldn"t. Like as not what I told him wasn"t true. See?"
I a.s.sured him he interested me greatly.
"You find, then, in your line of business," I asked, "that apparent frankness is advisable? As a rule," I explained, "secrecy is what a--a person in your line--a--"
To save his feelings I hesitated at the word.
"A spy," he said. His face beamed with fatuous complacency.
"But if I had not known you were a spy," I asked, "would not that have been better for you?"
"In dealing with a party like you, Mr. Crosby," Schnitzel began sententiously, "I use a different method. You"re on a secret mission yourself, and you get your information about the nitrate row one way, and I get it another. I deal with you just like we were drummers in the same line of goods. We are rivals in business, but outside of business hours perfect gentlemen."
In the face of the disbelief that had met my denials of any secret mission, I felt to have Schnitzel also disbelieve me would be too great a humiliation. So I remained silent.
"You make your report to the State Department," he explained, "and I make mine to--my people. Who they are doesn"t matter. You"d like to know, and I don"t want to hurt your feelings, but--that"s _my_ secret."
My only feelings were a desire to kick Schnitzel heavily, but for Schnitzel to suspect that was impossible. Rather, he pictured me as shaken by his disclosures.
As he hung over the rail the glare of the sun on the tumbling water lit up his foolish, mongrel features, exposed their cunning, their utter lack of any character, and showed behind the shifty eyes the vacant, half-crooked mind.
Schnitzel was smiling to himself with a smile of complete self-satisfaction. In the light of his later conduct, I grew to understand that smile. He had antic.i.p.ated a rebuff, and he had been received, as he read it, with consideration. The irony of my politeness he had entirely missed. Instead, he read in what I said the admiration of the amateur for the professional. He saw what he believed to be a high agent of the Government treating him as a worthy antagonist. In no other way can I explain his later heaping upon me his confidences. It was the vanity of a child trying to show off.
In ten days, in the limited area of a two-thousand-ton steamer, one could not help but learn something of the history of so communicative a fellow-pa.s.senger as Schnitzel. His parents were German and still lived in Germany. But he himself had been brought up on the East Side.
An uncle who kept a delicatessen shop in Avenue A had sent him to the public schools and then to a "business college," where he had developed remarkable expertness as a stenographer. He referred to his skill in this difficult exercise with pitying contempt. Nevertheless, from a room noisy with typewriters this skill had lifted him into the private office of the president of the Nitrate Trust. There, as Schnitzel expressed it, "I saw "mine," and I took it." To trace back the criminal instinct that led Schnitzel to steal and sell the private letters of his employer was not difficult. In all of his few early years I found it lying latent. Of every story he told of himself, and he talked only of himself, there was not one that was not to his discredit. He himself never saw this, nor that all he told me showed he was without the moral sense, and with an instinctive enjoyment of what was deceitful, mean, and underhand. That, as I read it, was his character.
[Ill.u.s.tration: Schnitzel was smiling to himself]