Chapter 2415: Losing It
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
“WOW!”
The older boy gave another loud exclamation, clenched his chest in an exaggerating fas.h.i.+on, and told his mother solemnly, “Mommy, why are you so beautiful?! Daddy and I are absolutely swooned!”
His father had to rein him in. “Show some restraint!”
He replied, “Daddy, you can restrain yourself all you want, but not for me! Mommy is just too gorgeous to keep quiet!”
His younger brother sarcastically remarked, “Hmph! You’re just an *ss-kisser!”
“Hey; what do you mean by that?! I really think mommy is beautiful!”
“Can’t you give some other constructive opinions other than saying that she’s beautiful?” reb.u.t.ted the younger twin.
The store clerks were amazed by the maturity exuded by the younger lad.
Constructive opinion… Where did the child learn this phrase from?
The older boy quieted for a second and stroked his chin in pondering before announcing with a snap of his fingers, “Mommy is like a G.o.ddess in this dress!”
“Mommy has always been a G.o.ddess!” The other snorted.
“How about this: ‘She is like a mermaid!’”
“Hmph! That’s crude!”
Their mother was amused by their exchange and quipped, “Alright, both of you can flatter me all you want!”
Little Yichen ran up to her and whined forlornly, “Mommy, how can you consider this as flattery? Do you really want me to dig my heart out to prove my sincerity to you?”
Yun s.h.i.+s.h.i.+: “…”
His younger brother gave a disdainful look. “Yikes! How disgusting!”
“What do you think of this dress?” asked the woman to her husband, full of antic.i.p.ation.
He stared at her for a while, unable to hide the intense astonishment in his eyes. “You’ll look very beautiful in this gown on the wedding day.”
“What do you mean by ‘very beautiful’, daddy? Do you really know how to sing praises to a woman at all?”
The older boy paused for a moment before he verbalized dreamily, “If mommy wears this dress on the wedding day, she’ll definitely woo the crowd over with her charm!”
His brother mocked him with a deadpan expression, “You said something decent, for once.”
“Pfft!” His mother sn.i.g.g.e.red, which got Little Yichen unhappy as he stormed his feet sullenly. “Youyou, if you tease me further, I’m not going to play with you anymore!”
“Ha! Have you become so smart you learned to threaten others finally?” His brother clapped his hands nonchalantly. “You should know that I can’t wait for you to stay away from me! It’s better for you not to stick around!’
He hung on pitifully to his mother’s slender legs, seeking for some comfort. “Then, I’ll stick around mommy!”
The younger one immediately walked over and shook off the other’s hands. “Get lost; don’t dirty mommy’s dress! You’re not allowed to stick close to her!”
“What’s wrong with me sticking to her? I want to be close to her!”
“I’ll beat you!”
“C’mon! Do you think I’m afraid of you? You, with your small arms and legs, can throw a punch at me and I won’t feel pain.”
As he spoke, the older lad rolled up his sleeves to show off his muscles and physical prowess.
The adults were all taken aback when they saw his well-defined muscles.
Shees.h.!.+
How did the young kid get his bulky muscles?!
Everyone was truly astounded and envious. How I wish I could have a dozen children like these two!
In any case, how was the protagonist’s experience of consecutively changing into a dozen wedding dresses?
To be honest, she almost lost it!
Still, every dress she wore looked so good on her that she could not bear to reject any.
The father-son trio was utterly satisfied with all, and they got into a heated debate over the dresses, which almost saw them end up in a fight. Finally, the three decided that the gown with the deep-V plunge and the one in mermaid style would be worn on the wedding day itself.