"Leaving the good lady a fine fat fourth."
"Compare her with other wealthy people."
"And does she outshine the majority still with her personal attractions.
Carling was instigated by the praise he had bestowed on his wife to separate himself from a female pretender so ludicrous; he sought Fenellan"s nearest ear, emitting the sound of "hum."
"In other respects, unimpeachable!"
"Oh! quite!"
"There was a fishf.a.g of cla.s.sic Billingsgate, who had broken her husband"s nose with a sledgehammer fist, and swore before the magistrate, that the man hadn"t a crease to complain of in her character. We are condemned, Mr. Carling, sometimes to suffer in the flesh for the a.s.surance we receive of the inviolability of those moral fortifications."
"Character, yes, valuable--I do wish you had named to-night for doing me the honour of dining with me!" said the lawyer impulsively, in a rapture of the appet.i.te for anecdotes. "I have a ripe Pichon Longueville, "65."
"A fine wine. Seductive to hear of. I dine with my friend Victor Radnor.
And he knows wine.--There are good women in the world, Mr. Carling, whose characters..."
"Of course, of course there are; and I could name you some. We lawyers...!"
"You encounter all sorts."
"Between ourselves," Carling sank his tones to the indiscriminate, where it mingled with the roar of London.
"You do?" Fenellan hazarded a guess at having heard enlightened liberal opinions regarding the s.e.x. "Right!"
"Many!"
"I back you, Mr. Carling."
The lawyer pushed to yet more confidential communication, up to the verge of the clearly audible: he spoke of examples, experiences.
Fenellan backed him further.
"Acting on behalf of clients, you understand, Mr. Fenellan."
"Professional, but charitable; I am with you."
"Poor things! we--if we have to condemn--we owe them something."
"A kind word for poor Polly Venus, with all the world against her! She doesn"t hear it often."
"A real service," Carling"s voice deepened to the legal "without prejudice,"--"I am bound to say it--a service to Society."
"Ah, poor wench! And the kind of reward she gets?"
"We can hardly examine... mysterious dispensations... here we are to make the best we can of it."
"For the creature Society"s indebted to? True. And am I to think there"s a body of legal gentlemen to join with you, my friend, in founding an Inst.i.tution to distribute funds to preach charity over the country, and win compa.s.sion for her, as one of the princ.i.p.al persons of her time, that Society"s indebted to for whatever it"s indebted for?"
"Scarcely that," said Carling, contracting.
"But you "re for great Reforms?"
"Gradual."
"Then it"s for Reformatories, mayhap."
"They would hardly be a cure."
"You "re in search of a cure?"
"It would be a blessed discovery."
"But what"s to become of Society?"
"It"s a puzzle to the cleverest."
"All through History, my dear Mr. Carling, we see that.
"Establishments must have their sacrifices. Beware of interfering: eh?"
"By degrees, we may hope...."
"Society prudently shuns the topic; and so "ll we. For we might tell of one another, in a fit of distraction, that t" other one talked of it, and we should be banished for an offence against propriety. You should read my friend Durance"s Essay on Society. Lawyers are a b.u.t.tress of Society. But, come: I wager they don"t know what they support until they read that Essay."
Carling had a pleasant sense of escape, in not being personally asked to read the Essay, and not hearing that a copy of it should be forwarded to him.
He said: "Mr. Radnor is a very old friend?"
"Our fathers were friends; they served in the same regiment for years. I was in India when Victor Radnor took the fatal!"
"Followed by a second, not less...?"
"In the interpretation of a rigid morality arming you legal gentlemen to make it so!"
"The Law must be vindicated."
"The law is a clumsy bludgeon."
"We think it the highest effort of human reason--the practical instrument."
"You may compare it to a rustic"s finger on a fiddlestring, for the murdered notes you get out of the practical instrument.
"I am bound to defend it, clumsy bludgeon or not."
"You are one of the giants to wield it, and feel humanly, when, by chance, down it comes on the foot an inch off the line.--Here"s a peep of Old London; if the habit of old was not to wash windows. I like these old streets!"
"Hum," Carling hesitated. "I can remember when the dirt at the windows was appalling."