Therefore clearly men have to begin the salutary movement: it manifestly devolves upon them. Let them at once take to rigorous physical training. Women under compulsion, as vessels: men in their magnanimity, patriotically, voluntarily.

Miss Graves must have had an intimation for him; he guessed it; and it plunged him into a conflict with her, that did not suffer him to escape without ruefully feeling the feebleness of his vocabulary: and consequently he made a reluctant appeal to figures, and it hung upon the bolder exhibition of lists and tables as to whether he was beaten; and if beaten, he was morally her captive; and this being the case, nothing could be more repulsive to Skepsey; seeing that he, unable of his nature pa.s.sively or partially to undertake a line of conduct, beheld himself wearing a detestable "ribbon," for sign of an oath quite needlessly sworn (simply to satisfy the lady overcoming him with nimbler tongue), and blocking the streets, marching in bands beneath banners, howling hymns.

Statistics, upon which his master and friends, after exchanging opinions in argument, always fell back, frightened him. As long as they had no opponents of their own kind, they swept the field, they were intelligible, as the word "principle" had become. But the appearance of one body of Statistics invariably brought up another; and the strokes and counterstrokes were like a play of quarter-staff on the sconce, to knock all comprehension out of Skepsey. Otherwise he would not unwillingly have inquired to-morrow into the Statistics of the controversy between the waters of the wells and of the casks, prepared to walk over to the victorious, however objectionable that proceeding.

He hoped to question his master some day except that his master would very naturally have a tendency to sum-up in favour of wine--good wine, in moderation; just as Miss Graves for the cup of tea--not so thoughtfully stipulating that it should be good and not too copious.

Statistics are according to their conjurors; they are not independent bodies, with native colours; they needs must be painted by the different hands they pa.s.s through, and they may be multiplied; a nought or so counts for nothing with the teller. Skepsey saw that. Yet they can overcome: even as fict.i.tious battalions, they can overcome. He shrank from the results of a ciphering match having him for object, and was ashamed of feeling to Statistics as women to giants; nevertheless he acknowledged that the badge was upon him, if Miss Graves should beat her master in her array of figures, to insist on his wearing it, as she would, she certainly would. And against his internal conviction perhaps; with the knowledge that the figures were an unfortified display, and his oath of bondage an unmanly servility, the silliest of ceremonies! He was shockingly feminine to Statistics.

Mr. Durance despised them: he called them, arguing against Mr. Radnor, "those emotional things," not comprehensibly to Skepsey. But Mr.

Durance, a very clever gentleman, could not be right in everything. He made strange remarks upon his country. Dr. Yatt attributed them to the state of "his digestion.

And Mr. Fenellan had said of Mr. Durance that, as "a barrister wanting briefs, the speech in him had been bottled too long and was an overripe wine dripping sour drops through the rotten cork." Mr. Fenellan said it laughing, he meant no harm. Skepsey was sure he had the words. He heard no more than other people hear; he remembered whole sentences, and many: on one of his runs, this active little machine, quickened by motion to fire, revived the audible of years back; whatever suited his turn of mind at the moment rushed to the rapid wheels within him. His master"s business and friends, his country"s welfare and advancement, these, with records, items, antic.i.p.ations, of the manlier sports to decorate, were his current themes; all being chopped and tossed and mixed in salad accordance by his fervour of velocity. And if you would like a further definition of Genius, think of it as a form of swiftness. It is the lively young great-grandson, in the brain, of the travelling force which mathematicians put to paper, in a row of astounding ciphers, for the motion of earth through s.p.a.ce; to the generating of heat, whereof is multiplication, whereof deposited matter, and so your chaos, your half-lighted labyrinth, your, ceaseless pressure to evolvement; and then Light, and so Creation, order, the work of Genius. What do you say?

Without having a great brain, the measure of it possessed by Skepsey was alive under strong illumination. In his heart, while doing penance for his presumptuousness, he believed that he could lead regiments of men.

He was not the army"s General, he was the General"s Lieutenant, now and then venturing to suggest a piece of counsel to his Chief. On his own particular drilled regiments, his Chief may rely; and on his knowledge of the country of the campaign, roads, mora.s.ses, masking hills, dividing rivers. He had mapped for himself mentally the battles of conquerors in his favourite historic reading; and he understood the value of a plan, and the danger of sticking to it, and the advantage of a big army for flanking; and he manoeuvred a small one cunningly to make it a bolt at the telling instant. Dartrey Fenellan had explained to him Frederick"s oblique attack, Napoleon"s employment of the artillery arm preparatory to the hurling of the cataract on the spot of weakness, Wellington"s parallel march with Marmont up to the hour of the decisive cut through the latter at Salamanca; and Skepsey treated his enemy to the like, deferentially reporting the engagement to a Chief whom his modesty kept in eminence, for the receiving of the princ.i.p.al honours. As to his men, of all cla.s.ses and sorts, they are so supple with training that they sustain a defeat like the st.u.r.dy pugilist a knock off his legs, and up smiling a minute after--one of the truly beautiful sights on this earth! They go at the double half a day, never sounding a single pair of bellows among them. They have their appet.i.tes in full control, to eat when they can, or cheerfully fast. They have healthy frames, you see; and as the healthy frame is not artificially heated, it ensues that, under any t.i.tle you like, they profess the principles--into the bog we go, we have got round to it!--the principles of those horrible marching and chanting people!

Then, must our England, to be redoubtable to the enemy, be a detestable country for habitation?

Here was a knot.

Skepsey"s head dropped lower, he went as a ram. The sayings of Mr.

Durance about his dear England: that "her remainder of life is in the activity of her diseases"--that "she has so fed upon Pap of Compromise as to be unable any longer to conceive a muscular resolution": that "she is animated only as the carcase to the blow-fly"; and so forth:--charged on him during his wrestle with his problem. And the gentlemen had said, had permitted himself to say, that our England"s recent history was a provincial apothecary"s exhibition of the battle of bane and antidote.

Mr. Durance could hardly mean it. But how could one answer him when he spoke of the torpor of the people, and of the succeeding Governments as a change of lacqueys--or the purse-string"s lacqueys? He said, that Old England has taken to the arm-chair for good, and thinks it her whole business to p.r.o.nounce opinions and listen to herself; and that, in the face of an armed Europe, this great nation is living on sufferance. Oh!

Skepsey had uttered the repudiating exclamation.

"Feel quite up to it?" he was asked by his neighbour.

The mover of armed hosts for the defence of the country sat in a third-cla.s.s carriage of the train, approaching the first of the stations on the way to town. He was instantly up to the level of an external world, and fell into give and take with a burly broad communicative man; located in London, but born in the North, in view of Durham cathedral, as he thanked his Lord; who was of the order of pork-butcher; which succulent calling had carried him down to near upon the borders of Surrey and Suss.e.x, some miles beyond the new big house of a Mister whose name he had forgotten, though he had heard it mentioned by an acquaintance interested in the gentleman"s doings. But his object was to have a look at a rare breed of swine, worth the journey; that didn"t run to fat so much as to flavour, had longer legs, sharp snouts to plump their hams; over from Spain, it seemed; and the gentleman owning them was for selling them, finding them wild past correction. But the acquaintance mentioned, who was down to visit t" other gentleman"s big new edifice in workmen"s hands, had a mother, who had been cook to a family, and was now widow of a cook"s shop; ham, beef, and sausages, prime pies to order; and a good specimen herself; and if ever her son saw her spirit at his bedside, there wouldn"t be room for much else in that chamber--supposing us to keep our shapes. But he was the right sort of son, anxious to push his mother"s shop where he saw a chance, and do it cheap; and those foreign pigs, after a disappointment to their importer, might be had pretty cheap, and were accounted tasty.

Skepsey"s main thought was upon war: the man had discoursed of pigs.

He informed the man of his having heard from a scholar, that pigs had been the cause of more b.l.o.o.d.y battles than any other animal.

How so? the pork-butcher asked, and said he was not much of a scholar, and pigs might be provoking, but he had not heard they were a cause of strife between man and man. For possession of them, Skepsey explained.

Oh! possession! Why, we"ve heard of b.l.o.o.d.y battles for the possession of women! Men will fight for almost anything they care to get or call their own, the pork-butcher said; and he praised Old England for avoiding war.

Skepsey nodded. How if war is forced on us? Then we fight. Suppose we are not prepared?--We soon get that up. Skepsey requested him to state the degree of resistance he might think he could bring against a pair of skilful fists, in a place out of hearing of the police.

"Say, you!" said the pork-butcher, and sharply smiled, for he was a man of size.

"I would give you two minutes," rejoined Skepsey, eyeing him intently and kindly: insomuch that it could be seen he was not in the conundrum vein.

"Rather short allowance, eh, master?" said the bigger man. "Feel here"; he straightened out his arm and doubled it, raising a proud bridge of muscle.

Skepsey performed the national homage to muscle.

"Twice that, would not help without the science," he remarked, and let his arm be gripped in turn.

The pork-butcher"s throat sounded, as it were, commas and colons, punctuations in his reflections, while he tightened fingers along the iron lump. "Stringy. You"re a wiry one, no mistake." It was encomium.

With the ingrained contempt of size for a smallness that has not yet taught it the prostrating lesson, he said: "Weight tells."

"In a wrestle," Skepsey admitted. "Allow me to say, you would not touch me."

"And how do you know I"m not a trifle handy with the maulers myself?"

"You will pardon me for saying, it would be worse for you if you were."

The pork-butcher was flung backward. "Are you a Professor, may I inquire?"

Skepsey rejected the t.i.tle. "I can engage to teach young men, upon a proper observance of first principles."

"They be hanged!" cried the ruffled pork-butcher. "Our best men never got it out of books. Now, you tell me--you"ve got a spiflicating style of talk about you--no brag, you tell me--course, the best man wins, if you mean that: now, if I was one of "em, and I fetches you a bit of a flick, how then? Would you be ready to step out with a real Professor?"

"I should claim a fair field," was the answer, made in modesty.

"And you"d expect to whop me with they there principles of yours?"

"I should expect to."

"Bang me!" was roared. After a stare at the mild little figure with the fitfully dead-levelled large grey eyes in front of him, the pork-butcher resumed: "Take you for the man you say you be, you"re just the man for my friend Jam and me. He dearly loves to see a set-to, self the same.

What prettier? And if you would be so obliging some day as to favour us with a display, we"d head a cap conformably, whether you"d the best of it, according to your expectations, or t" other way:--For there never was shame in a jolly good licking as the song says: that is, if you take it and make it appear jolly good. And find you an opponent meet and fit, never doubt. Ever had the worse of an encounter, sir?"

"Often, Sir."

"Well, that"s good. And it didn"t destroy your confidence?"

"Added to it, I hope."

At this point, it became a crying necessity for Skepsey to escape from an area of boastfulness, into which he had fallen inadvertently; and he hastened to apologize "for his personal reference," that was intended for an ill.u.s.tration of our country caught unawares by a highly trained picked soldiery, inferior in numbers to the patriotic levies, but sharp at the edge and knowing how to strike. Measure the axe, measure the tree; and which goes down first?

"Invasion, is it?--and you mean, we"re not to hit back?" the pork-butcher bellowed, and presently secured a murmured approbation from an audience of three, that had begun to comprehend the dialogue, and strengthened him in a manner to teach Skepsey the foolishness of ever urging a.n.a.logies of too extended a circle to close sharply on the mark.

He had no longer a chance, he was overborne, identified with the fated invader, rolled away into the chops of the Channel, to be swallowed up entire, and not a rag left of him, but John Bull tucking up his shirtsleeves on the shingle beach, ready for a second or a third; crying to them to come on.

Warmed by his Bullish victory, and friendly to the vanquished, the pork-butcher told Skepsey he should like to see more of him, and introduced himself on a card Benjamin Shaplow, not far from the Bank.

They parted at the Terminus, where three shrieks of an engine, sounding like merry messages of the d.a.m.ned to their congeners in the antic.i.p.atory stench of the cab-droppings above, disconnected sane hearing; perverted it, no doubt. Or else it was the stamp of a particular name on his mind, which impressed Skepsey, as he bored down the street and across the bridge, to fancy in recollection, that Mr. Shaplow, when reiterating the wish for self and friend to witness a display of his cunning with the fists, had spoken the name of Jarniman. An unusual name yet more than one Jarniman might well exist. And unlikely that a friend of the pork-butcher would be the person whom Mr. Radnor first prohibited and then desired to receive. It hardly mattered:--considering that the Dutch Navy did really, incredible as it seems now, come sailing a good way up the River Thames, into the very main artery of Old England. And what thought the Tower of it? Skepsey looked at the Tower in sympathy, wondering whether the Tower had seen those impudent Dutch a nice people at home, he had heard. Mr. Shaplow"s Jarniman might actually be Mr.

Radnor"s, he inclined to think. At any rate he was now sure of the name.

CHAPTER XI. WHEREIN WE BEHOLD THE COUPLE JUSTIFIED OF LOVE HAVING SIGHT OF THEIR SCOURGE

Fenellan, in a musing exclamation, that was quite spontaneous, had put a picture on the departing Skepsey, as observed from an end of the Lakelands upper terrace-walk.

"Queer little water-wagtail it is!" And Lady Grace Halley and Miss Graves and Mrs. Cormyn, snugly silken dry ones, were so taken with the pretty likeness after hearing Victor call the tripping dripping creature the happiest man in England, that they nursed it in their minds for a Bewick tailpiece to the chapter of a pleasant rural day. It imbedded the day in an idea that it had been rural.

We are indebted almost for construction to those who will define us briefly: we are but scattered leaves to the general comprehension of us until such a work of binding and labelling is done. And should the definition be not so correct as brevity pretends to make it at one stroke, we are at least rendered portable; thus we pa.s.s into the conceptions of our fellows, into the records, down to posterity.

Anecdotes of England"s happiest man were related, outlines of his personal history requested. His nomination in chief among the traditionally very merry Islanders was hardly borne out by the tale of his enchainment with a drunken yokefellow--unless upon the Durance version of the felicity of his countrymen; still, the water-wagtail carried it, Skepsey trotted into memories. Heroes conducted up Fame"s temple-steps by ceremonious historians, who are studious, when the platform is reached, of the art of setting them beneath the flambeau of a final image, before thrusting them inside to be rivetted on their pedestals, have an excellent chance of doing the same, let but the provident narrators direct that image to paint the thing a moth-like humanity desires, in the thing it shrinks from. Miss Priscilla Graves now fastened her meditations upon Skepsey; and it was important to him.

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