Chapter 15
After lining up outside the door for a long time, even Jiangnan’s expression changed. He urged,
“What are you doing, brother? Are you doing embroidery inside?”
Unable to hold it in any longer, Jiangnan teleported directly inside.
Then, an ear-piercing scream was heard!
The person inside was so scared that he almost fell to the ground.
He was trying to release the pressure here, but a living person suddenly appeared?
“d.a.m.n it! Teleportation? It should be Nan Shen!”
“This ability can be used like this?”
“What do you think? There are already some reports from s.p.a.ce-powered people all over the world. After all, it is too convenient for them to rob a bank. No matter how thick the vault door is, they can enter it so easily…”
“But our Nan Shen used it for squatting…”
“Are you done?” Jiangnan asked.
The brother, “…”
“Are you done?”
“I say, Nan Shen… You… Don’t stare at me. I don’t feel anything!”
Jiangnan raised his eyebrows, “You don’t feel anything? Do you need me to help you?”
[From Ma Long’s Resentment Points + 999! ]
Jiangnan took a lot of effort to solve the battle.
He teleported away from the battlefield and returned to the cla.s.sroom!
But he forgot that the toilet door was still locked!
The people queue outside almost smashed the door, and their voice was hoa.r.s.e from shouting, but they did not see Jiangnan coming out…
Unexpectedly, he gained a large wave of resentment.
Originally, Jiangnan thought that he would continue to attend cla.s.ses after the matter pa.s.sed.
But the result…
The school was suspended!
As for the reason.
The school bathroom… was limited!
Half of the students went home to shower and change their pants…
The rest of the students were studying in the cla.s.sroom…
Jiangnan sat in the cla.s.sroom with an innocent look on his face. He was frantically doing the test papers because he could not stand the resentful gazes from the students!
He was the first to run after school was over because he was afraid that he would be beaten to death if he stayed any longer…
There was a possibility that he would be beaten to death!
From the looks of it now.
The booth fee was not paid for in vain!
At least on the stall cloth, he was invincible and avoided being beaten to death.
This big fool… uh, the handsome system was still very thoughtful!
Riding his bicycle, he once again arrived at Jiang City’s night market.
In the end, he was stunned because there were a lot of crowds.
What was going on?
Jiangnan was trying hard to squeeze in!
“d.a.m.n! The bald man is here! I didn’t wait for nothing!”
“Haha, I thought he wouldn’t come today!”
“I was waiting for him!”
It was unknown who shouted, but the crowd turned back, and their eyes fell on Jiangnan.
He forced out a way for him to go straight to his stall.
Only then did Jiangnan understand that his Weibo had exploded yesterday, and the brick smashing video had also become popular.
The netizens who had finished dinner at the night market had nothing to do and were just here to watch the liveliness.
Jiangnan’s eyes lit up.
A business opportunity!
A naked business opportunity!
They saw Jiangnan spread out a stall cloth, ten bottles of “Farmer’s Three Punch” were waved, and with a small stool, he sat down.
The red bricks behind him formed a row, and he raised his hand to grab a piece and smack it on his head!
It was smashed to pieces on the spot!
“It’s a real shot! Is it a special job?”
“Boss is awesome!”
“This is much more shocking than watching the video!”
“These days, all the people who set up stalls are experts…”
The surrounding crowd exclaimed!
Jiangnan, “Do you want to be like me, smashing red bricks, kicking durians, tearing open the manhole?”
“Drink this farmer’s three punches! If I can do it, you can do it too!”
Someone booed on the spot, “Is it reliable?”
“What? Ancient water?”
But someone really asked for a price, “How much is a bottle?”
Jiangnan, “10,000 per bottle, no bargaining!”
“d.a.m.n! Even if you want to steal money, you are not so brazen!”
“10,000! I want it!”
When he said this, even Jiangnan was stunned!
He saw a brother who was dressed in white with half sleeves and long hair, as thin as a bamboo pole, come up to him.
He was also holding a live broadcast device in his hand!
He threw 10,000 yuan on the spot, and a pile of them appeared on the live broadcast screen.
“666”
“Zhang has no humanity!”
“The Farmer’s Three Punches in 1982, sweet and refreshing, you deserve to have it!” The viewer said.
Only then did he understand that a little online celebrity came here to gain popularity after watching his Weibo video yesterday.
Jiangnan received the money and gave the anchor a bottle of “Farmer’s Three Punches”!
The anchor shook his coquettish bangs and smiled, “Brother, if it doesn’t work after I drink it, it will be confirmed fake on the spot! The netizens are watching!”
Jiangnan curled his lips, “If it doesn’t work, I’ll take your head off on the spot and kick it like a ball!”
The anchor, “Haha, you said it!”
Huh? Why does it feel strange?
Why are you picking my head?
[From Xu Yuan’s Resentment Value + 451!]
“I don’t care! I’ll drink it!”
As he said that, the anchor really did it!
As a result, the onlookers were stunned and then burst into laughter!
On the live broadcast screen of the anchor mobile phone, the bullet screen was directly flooded!
“Hahahaha…”
“Bald! (Electric light bulb.jpg)!”
“Mom asked me why I was kneeling on the ground while watching the video…”
“I was laughing so hard that I fainted in the toilet!”
Xu Yuan let out a loud burp and subconsciously slapped his irritating bangs…
Eh?
Where were my bangs?
No, where was my hair?
“How is it? Is it good?” Jiangnan put his arm around his shoulder and asked.
Xu Yuan said with a bitter face, “It’s not boss! I don’t know if it’s good or not, but my hair is really gone!”
Jiangnan, “That’s not important! What’s important is that you can now chop bricks!”
Not important?
What was not important?
I am bald now, okay?
Why should I chop bricks? I want my hair!
No matter what, I am still a live streamer who relies on my looks…
[From Xu Yuan’s Resentment Points + 666!]
“Haha! You will know if it is good or not if you smash a brick!”
“Ten thousand is all spent! Don’t be scared!”
“Isn’t that right? This is a good opportunity to increase the fans!”
The surrounding crowd also joined in the commotion!
Xu Yuan thought about it and felt that it was true! He was already bald anyway! He was going all out! Fans nowadays were all money!
But when he saw the red bricks on the ground, he was terrified on the spot!
A real brick!
If the brick didn’t break, his head would be smashed; it would be interesting!
“Or…or let’s just stop!”
Jiangnan won’t let him quit like that!
“How can you do that? If you don’t smash the brick, someone will say that my farmer’s three punches are not good! Can I still do this business?”
As he spoke, he picked up the red brick in his hand and slammed it down on Xu Yuan’s bald head!
Xu Yuan did not react at all!
“Bang!”
The brick was broken!
[From Xu Yuan’s Resentment Points + 999!]
It was not your head, right?
The onlookers gasped!
With Xu Yuan’s thin bamboo-like appearance, he could break it with a gust of wind!
After drinking the “Farmer’s Three Punches”, he could really smash bricks?
Jiangnan grinned and said, “Is there something wrong with it?”
“Bang!”
As he spoke, he slapped another red brick on Xu Yuan’s head again!
[From Xu Yuan’s resentment value + 999!]
“Bang!”
Jiangnan, “Everyone takes a look! This head! It’s definitely an iron head baby!”
“Bang!”
Jiangnan seemed to be addicted to it. In a short while, he had used Xu Yuan’s head to smash more than ten bricks!
Xu Yuan wanted to dodge, but Jiangnan hugged him and had nowhere to run!
d.a.m.n it!
What’s the point of using my head to open the brick!
I could do it myself!
But that really hurts!
[From Xu Yuan’s resentment value + 999!]