Chapter 87
As Jiang Nan showed the new product.
The audience booed!
The female anchors brought by Xu Yuan were even more disappointed.
The barrage in the live broadcast room:
“In the end, Nan Shen still can’t make it! He hasn’t opened his stall for such a long time. I thought he was holding back some big tricks!”
“Selling a few pieces of rags for ten thousand? Do you really think we are stupid?”
“Nan Shen is starting to ruin his reputation for money!”
“In the past, his underpants were worth ten yuan! Now it’s ten thousand?”
Xu Yuan even chimed in, “Nan Shen, I brought someone here to support you!”
“These sisters are all here for you. Don’t let them down!”
The female anchors behind her pouted.
But looking at the pile of cool underpants on the stall, her face was still slightly red…
Were we unable to keep up with the trends?
Wasn’t this too exciting!
Jiang Nan curled his lips and said, “What do you know!”
“Big one! Completely beast transformation!”
Wu Liang finally knew why Jiang Nan had brought him here this time!
Could he be able to show off his impressive figure again?
Thinking of this, Wu Liang couldn’t help but look excited.
“Alright!”
Thus, there was only a “rip” sound.
Under everyone’s astonished gazes!
Wu Liang, who was nearly two meters tall, turned into a four-meter-tall big black bear!
His jeans and small short-sleeved shirts rip apart!
It gave people an unparalleled visual shock!
At this moment!
The whole place was silent!
The onlookers were petrified!
Their jaws almost hit the ground.
“Ah! My eyes…”
“F*ck! What the f*ck did I see?”
“F*ck! My three views! My three views have been completely destroyed!”
“How many G-rated movies do I have to watch to make up for my injured heart?”
Jiang Nan was also stunned!
No!
This shouldn’t be the effect!
Jiang Nan turned around and saw an unforgettable scene!
A four-meter-tall black bear!
He was wearing a black embroidered pair of briefs!
It was even a lace one!
There were also small kittens printed on it.
It had caught Wu Liang’s ups and downs!
A proud smile appeared on Wu Liang’s bear-like face.
He even did a bodybuilding movement emphasizing his biceps!
Jiang Nan, “! ! !”
F*ck!
Brother, where was your invincible leopard underwear?
This little kitty with lace was too f*cking amazing!
“Quick! Quickly change back!”
If he didn’t change back, it would make the aunt’s children cry!
Then Wu Liang returned to his human form.
Cries of alarm came from the crowd!
A two-meter-tall, muscular man like an iron tower and a little kitty underwear with lace.
It was like a bomb had exploded!
Wu Liang had a look of enjoyment on his face!
Right!
What he wanted was this feeling of being the center of attention!
Too exciting!
Jiang Nan, “…”
Did Wu Liang awaken some strange attribute again?
After the Bursting Dress Demon and the triangular-shaped guy!
There was another exhibitionist t.i.tle?
d.a.m.n it!
Xu Yuan and the female live streamers were also stunned!
What kind of f*cking operation was this!
Exploding clothes on the spot?
The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.
“Unfortunately, this old man has no culture. I can conquer the world with a single sentence!”
“I only need a f*cking steel pipe!”
Jiang Nan struck while the iron was hot!
“Did you see that? Did everyone see that?”
“This pair of underpants is simply the gospel of the beast transformation ability user!”
“It will let you transform to your heart’s content in a battle and avoid embarra.s.sment!”
“A fierce man needs a small triangle!”
“A s.e.xy girl can’t run away!”
“Hulk has already said it!”
“Fashion has no worries!”
“Do whatever you want!”
“Conquer the campus belle and the campus beauty!”
Jiang Nan’s small announcement was all over the top!
Some people were dizzy and fascinated.
In order to cooperate with Jiang Nan’s brainwashing, Wu Liang transformed again and again.
He transformed into a complete beast transformation over and over again!
He even showed his muscles in all directions!
At this moment, the onlookers were really tempted!
Because it was a College Town!
Many of them were university students, and even some beast-transformation abilities users were among them!
They all had the same worries as Wu Liang!
And these Hulk underpants had perfectly solved their problems!
Look at Wu Liang!
With such a large transformation, his little kitty in lace was still tightly attached to his body!
It tightly holds Wu Liang in its arms!
“Motherf * cker! Give me two! Change your clothes!”
“Me! Me too. I want three too!”
A handsome guy, “Give me one!”
Jiang Nan was stunned, “One is not enough, brother! You need to replace it!”
The handsome guy, “If the front clothes got dirty, you can wear them on when you reverse it back!”
Jiang Nan was frightened!
d.a.m.n!
What kind of player was this?
Just pretend that I didn’t hear anything!
With Wu Liang’s display, Hulk’s underpants were simply sold quickly!
The female anchors who came with Xu Yuan squatted down and began to choose as well!
Looking at Jiang Nan, she couldn’t help but ask, “Nan Shen! Is there no discount for girls?”
“I want to choose this!”
The girl took an ice silk translucent underpants!
“A discount? No way!”
What’s wrong with being a girl?
Was a girl as good as a bit of money?
“Don’t be so heartless! I’ll wear it when I get home and send you the photo! Just give me one!”
The female anchor could be said to be charming, secretly sending flirtatious glances!
Xu Yuan, “! ! !”
F*ck!
What’s the difference between wearing this ice silk translucent and not wearing it?
He quickly covered his nose!
This works too?
Jiang Nan’s expression became serious, “There is a discount. If you try it on the spot, I don’t want the money!”
Female anchor, “???”
Her face was black!
Try on the spot?
Were you serious?
So many people? Wouldn’t all of them see it?
“Ha! You are so bad!”
[From Li Qin’s Resentment Points + 666!]
Xu Yuan chuckled, “Xiao Qin, I’ll buy it for you! Can you send me the photo when you get home?”
Li Qin glanced at Xu Yuan, “Dream on!”
Xu Yuan, “???”
On what basis?
Why should you show it to Jiang Nan?
And yet you can’t show it to me?
I will even pay for it!
Jiang Nan smiled brightly, “Do you want to know what the gap between you and me is?”
Xu Yuan was stunned and quickly asked, “What?”
Jiang Nan pointed at Li Qin and then at himself.
“Did you see that? This is means ‘beautiful’!”
(TL note: Character beautiful (娥) is the combination of the character woman(女) plus I or me (我). In this Jiang Nan pointed at Li Qin then at himself. Woman(女) + me(我) = beautiful (娥) )
Then he pointed at Li Qin and Xu Yuan!
“What is it?”
Xu Yuan pondered for a moment and said, ” ‘You’?”
(TL note: The character You(妳) for female, is a combination of a character woman (女) and you (尔) pointing to someone. In this Jiang Nan pointed at Li Qin then at Xu Yuan. Woman(女) + You(尔)=You(妳) for female)
Jiang Nan shook his head.
“No, no, no! It’s a ‘girl’ word! This is the difference!
(TL note: The character Girl(妞) is a combination of a character woman (女) and ugly (丑). Woman(女) + Ugly (丑) = Girl(妞), so when you remove Li Qin, a woman(女), the only character left is Ugly (丑))
Li Qin, “Pfft… haha haha!”
She burst into tears from laughing!
Xu Yuan, “????”
What do you mean? Why was it a girl?
Girl? Isn’t it just “woman” plus “ugly”?
Eh!
d.a.m.n it! You can’t curse me like this!
[From Xu Yuan’s Resentment Points +1,000!]
Right at this moment!
The noisy crowd that had been frantically trying to buy Hulk’s underpants suddenly fell silent!
Jiang Nan was stunned!
What was going on?
He couldn’t help but look back, and his eyes almost popped out!
Jiang Nan was so scared that he fell off his small stool!
Wu Liang returned to his human form from a black bear!
What was different from the past was that.
This time, the little kitty in lace didn’t become smaller with him!
Instead, it lost its elasticity!
It slowly slid down from Wu Liang’s body!
It directly slid down onto Wu Liang’s feet…
Jiang Nan, “! ! !”
Wu Liang, “???”