Chapter 1138: As Long as You Don’t Beat Me to Death…
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Had he not met Jun Mo Xie, he would probably still be digging around in circles in the realm of an Earth Xuan, or even be defeated and turned into ashes. How could he even talk about marrying a wife and having children and establis.h.i.+ng a reputation?
But since he met Jun Mo Xie, he leapt into a big, formidable character in the shortest possible time! From an illegitimate child that even his own family could not stand.
All his dreams were fulfilled.
Zhan Meng Die, this Young Mistress of a big family that felt the same towards him, also finally became his wife!
Before this, in the eyes of the Zhan Family, the entire Baili Family were mere insects. How could they even have the right to set their sights on the precious daughter of the Zhan Family…
Everything was all given to him by Jun Mo Xie!
Baili Luo Yun told himself this in his head countless of times!
A soldier had come to die for his comrade!
In the three days, Tian Can and Di Que had consecutively consumed the Marrow Cleansing Pill, Bone Tempering Pill and the Heaven and Earth Spirit herbs, and their physiques had completely undergone a transformation!
The pain and torment they underwent was inhumane!
But these two little fellows had stubbornly pulled through…
Their meridians returned to a completely clear state, like an endless pond that was waiting for a torrential surge of water to pour in the stir some ripples…
And Jun Mo Xie was doing work that was related to this ‘pouring of water’ right now.
The moment they finished this transformation, Jun Mo Xie was absolutely sure that these two little fellows will bring an incomparable shock to the world…
The Heavens will be crippled!
The Earth will become flawed!
Right now, these two children had already been hammered into shape—their experience, wisdom and willpower will only be stronger than the average.
So Jun Mo Xie decided to push them through in one shot!
But there was only one thing that Jun Mo Xie had yet to figure out. This world cultivated Xuan Qi. It was stated on the prescriptions of the Hongjun PaG.o.da that once one’s cultivation had attained a certain realm, they must not use the strength of pills to advance any further! Otherwise, they will only be destroyed at the most crucial timing during a Heavenly Tribulation with no chance of survival!
Even before this, one had to put in a certain amount of effort before borrowing the strength of pills. But Jun Mo Xie had already done plenty of things for strengthening his subordinates with pills, so what he shouldn’t do was to increase his strength with them recklessly!
But the prescription said that he absolutely mustn’t use the pills to advance further after one reaches a certain level. But the problem was… Jun Mo Xie had no idea what was considered the ‘certain level’ in terms of the Xuan Qi of this world?
This left Jun Mo Xie feeling extremely frustrated and troubled.
Jun Mo Xie didn’t fear the Heavenly Tribulation, but it didn’t mean that everyone else didn’t fear it too! Even someone as strong as Miao Qing Cheng hid underground in the Misty Illusory Manor for thousands of years in fear of the might of the Heavenly Tribulation, what more anyone else?
So Jun Mo Xie felt like he was treading on thin ice right now. Thus, he decided to aid everyone with the potential, with the highest levels reaching the realm of a Saint Venerable, the middle-tiers reaching the realm of Saint Emperors, then he would stop and leave the rest to their own hard work.
They’d reach whatever level they could. He absolutely mustn’t try to forcefully allow them to breakthrough anymore.
Right now, Jun Mo Xie picked out a few pills: Mind Refining Pill, Heaven Repairing Pill, Immortal Dew Pill, Vajra Pill, East Spirit Pill…
These five pills had no effects for improving the cultivation, but it was for training the mind and senses and strengthening the body. After the latter four pills are consumed, consumption of the Mind Refining Pill would make the user feel an overwhelming suffering. And this suffering would last for eighteen days!
There was a saying: the eighteen levels of training of the mind surpa.s.ses the eighteen levels of h.e.l.l!
In other words, after undergoing the transformation brought about by the Mind Refining Pill, the spirit would be coagulated and would not be destroyed even if one died! Of course, this was in terms of regular deaths and not due to the Heavenly Tribulation.
But the moment the mind was strengthened, there would be greater confidence in resisting the Heavenly Tribulation.
And this sort of pills can only be used by Saint Emperors and above. If the cultivation was inadequate, they might just perish in this endless agony…
Everything else was beyond Jun Mo Xie’s control. This was all Jun Mo Xie could do for his subordinates!
Jun Mo Xie had already done his utmost! He had the capabilities to forcefully help his subordinates breakthrough, but it’d only push them forward to meet their end due to the Heavenly Tribulation. It was pointless.
And the unexpected bonus from this round of pills concoction was the Slimming Pill!
All the other pills had a prescription provided. Only this specially customized pill for Tang Yuan needed Young Master Jun to figure it out personally. In the five days he spent concocting pills, he had already created five types…
And from the experimental results, they had all failed… What a tragedy…
And in these five days, Tang Yuan was in great suffering! He really would rather die…
Because he was the only lab rat, and the only one that could be tested on…
After Tang Yuan ate the first pill, the effects were very visible. He had a ma.s.sive diarrhea in half a day, running to the toilet twenty one times! To the point it hurt when he wiped his b.u.t.t…
But the effects…
After staying in bed for a day, he used the second pill. He no longer had the runs, but he had a splitting headache!
After Tang Yuan used the third pill, the symptoms were obvious. He perspired greatly. Jun Mo Xie thought it was effective and gave him one more. But that was a bad choice as Tang Yuan perspired so much to the point of dehydration thrice a day. If it wasn’t for Jun Mo Xie using his Power of Water, Tang Yuan might have died…
The effects of the fourth pill were even more bizarre. Tang Yuan yelped weirdly after he ate it, convulsing all over violently. To the point where his ears were moving up and down the sides of the head.
His upper lips reached his temples and his lower lips reached towards his shoulders. Even his nostrils moved apart…
After howling and squealing like a pig about to be slaughtered for an entire day and night, he could no longer take it and swore to go on strike. And he vowed that he was going to break off the friends.h.i.+p with Jun Mo Xie and not to continue with the treatment even if he died… But he was grabbed by Young Master Jun and fed a pill that allowed him to recover instantly… Then a fifth pill was shoved into his mouth…
After the fifth pill was consumed, its effects were extremely visible!
With a whoosh, Tang Yuan’s hair stood right up. Then, all the flesh on his body began to dance, with his entire digestive system working in a frenzy. Every single step he took he released six loud and smelly farts. The entire Evil Monarch Manor was enshrouded in a foul, nauseating odor… Everyone covered their noses and fled…
Jun Mo Xie furrowed his brows in deep thought before entering Tang Yuan’s room.
Tang Yuan, who was originally completely weak and feeble, leapt up the moment he saw Young Master Jun arrive. He yelled angrily. “Get out! Hurry up and get out! Who allowed you to come in? Let me go home! I want to go back to Tian Xiang! I want to go home… Boohoo… I want to go home…”
Tang Yuan cried bitterly, his tears and mucus flowing down.
It seemed as if all the sufferings of his entire life all rained upon him in the past couple of days and with an intensity of multiple-folds! This was too torturous! If Jun Mo Xie did not have magical medicines, Tang Yuan would have already died numerous times…
It is truly impossible to endure ah.
“Tang Yuan, don’t worry. I have invented another pill. This pill is definitely customized just for you. It will definitely be effective after you eat it. It’ll show great effects. Believe me, there is nothing wrong with it!” Jun Mo Xie said with an amiable smile.
“Pei! You still want me to believe you! Get lost ! F*ck! Do you even believe what you’re saying?! F*ck!” Tang Yuan cursed. “You f*cking told me this sentence five times, you gave me hope, and expectations, then left me disappointed and made me despair. I have no hopes anymore…”
“You’ve grown a pair huh. Tell me, are you going to eat it or not?” Jun Mo Xie questioned, gritting his teeth in anger.
Although what Tang Yuan said was the truth, but you couldn’t insult Young Master Jun like this, ah!
“I’m not eating it! Even if you beat me to death, I will not eat it! I would rather die from a single slap of yours than eat all these poor quality pills!” Tang Yuan said, unafraid of death.
“You’ve really become capable now, to dare to talk to me like this. Did you really think that I do not dare to beat you to death? Tang Yuan! I’ll tell you honestly, as long as you don’t eat it today, I’ll beat you to death eighteen times and save you back eighteen times! You just wait and see if I am capable of it!” Jun Mo Xie said sinisterly, grabbing a rod and slamming it down mercilessly!
Pa! Tang Yuan’s broad back suffered the impact. He yelped and fell to the ground.
While his head was still ringing from the pain, Jun Mo Xie’s second beating had already came swinging down!
“Wait! I’ll eat it!” Tang Yuan screeched.
The rod halted right against his flesh. Jun Mo Xie chuckled coldy and said murderously, “Didn’t you just say that you wouldn’t die even if I beat you to death? Didn’t you want me to just end you and get it over and done with quickly? I’m helping you prove your backbone, ah! What are you yelling for? Where did it all go?”
Tang Yuan laid sprawled on the ground as he begged meekly. “Big brother… My dearest big brother, I surrender, I had indeed said that earlier, but I wasn’t done talking ah… boohoo… why are you so agitated for?”
“You’re not done talking?” Jun Mo Xie blinked his eyes.
“I was saying… Even if you beat me to death, I will not eat it…” Tang Yuan wiped away his tears before continuing. “… But! As long as you don’t beat me to death, I will eat it!”
“I see. Hmph, at least you know how to back off.” Jun Mo Xie nodded his head kindly. “Tang Yuan, you’re a good boy! Come, eat this!”
Tang Yuan wanted to smile from receiving the ‘praise’, but he began to bawl loudly…
As Tang Yuan swallowed this odd-tasting ‘Slimming Pill’ with utmost bravery, the entire room was filled with ghost-like wailing…
After a while, Jun Mo Xie shook his head and sighed, as he walked out of Tang Yuan’s room in deep thought…
In the room, Tang Yuan laid sprawled out on the ground, his limbs occasionally twitching feebly. He mumbled, “Third Young Master… I hate you, why don’t you just beat me to death with a single shot, just end me already…”