Asa [Seizes here hand, then drops it suddenly.] Miss Mary, I made what folks call a big sacrifice for you, this morning. Oh! I know it, I ain"t so modest, but that I know it. Now what"s this you"re doing? Is this sacrifice you are making out of grat.i.tude for me? Cause if it is, I wouldn"t have it, though not to have it would nigh break my heart, tough as it is.
Mary No, no, I give myself freely to you--as freely as you, this morning, gave my grandfather"s property to me.
Asa Say it again, last of hope and blessed promise. [Clasps her in his arms.] Mary, there"s something tells me that you"ll not repent it. I"m rough, Mary, awful rough, but you needn"t fear that I"ll ever be rough to you. I"ve camped out in the woods, Mary, often and often, and seen the bears at play with their cubs in the moonlight, the glistening teeth, that would tear the hunter, was harmless to them; the big strong claws that would peel a man"s head, as a knife would a pumpkin, was as soft for them as velvet cushions, and that"s what I"ll be with you, my own little wife; and if ever harm does come to you, it must come over the dead body of Asa Trenchard.
Mary I know it Asa; and if I do not prove a true and loving wife to you; may my mother"s bright spirit never look down to bless her child.
Asa Wal, if I don"t get out in the air, I"ll bust. [Exit hastily R. 1 E.
pulling Mary after him.]
Enter Binny, L. 1 E. Drunk.
Binny [Calling.] Mr. H"Asa, Mr. H"Asa! Oh he"s gone; well, I suppose he"ll come back to keep his happointment. Mr. Coyle"s quite impatient.
It isn"t hoften that han hamerican has the run of the wine cellars of Trenchard Manor, and in such company, too. There"s me and Mr. Coyle, which is a good judge of old port wine, and he knows it when he drinks; and his clerk, Mr. Murcott, which I don"t hexactly like sitting down with clerks. But Mr. H"Asa wished it and Mr. Coyle hadn"t any objections, so in course I put my feelings in my pocket, besides, Murcott is a man of hedication, though unfortunately taken to drink.
Well, what of that, it"s been many a man"s misfortune, though I say it, what shouldn"t say it, being a butler. But now to join my distinguished party. [Exit, R. 1 E.]
Scene 3.--Wine cellar in 3.
Coyle, Murcott and Binny discovered. Table L., with two cups and bottles. Coyle L. of table, seated. Binny back of table. Murcott sitting on barrel, R. Door in flat with staircase discovered, dark. Stage half dark. Candles on table, lighted.
Coyle A capital gla.s.s of wine, Mr. Binny, and a capital place to drink it.
Asa [Without.] Bring a light here, can"t you. I"ve broken my natural allowance of shins already.
Enters D. in F., down stairs.
Asa [To Murcott.] Is he tight yet?
Mur Histered, but not quite gone yet.
Coyle Oh, Mr. Trenchard, glad to see you, to welcome you to the vaults of your ancestors.
Asa Oh! these are the vaults of my ancestors, are they? Wal, you seem to be punishing their spirits pretty well.
Binny Wines, Mr. Asa? The spirits are in the houter cellar.
Coyle Oh, Mr. Asa, there is no place like a wine cellar for a hearty bout. Here you might bawl yourself hoa.r.s.e beneath these ribs of stone, and n.o.body hear you. [He shouts and sings very loud.]
Asa Oh, wouldn"t they hear you? [Aside.] That"s worth knowing.
Binny [Very drunk--rising.] That"s right, Mr. Coyle, make as much noise as you like, you are in the cellars of Trenchard Manor, Mr. Coyle. Mr.
Coyle, bless you, Mr. Coyle. Mr. Coyle, why his. .h.i.t Mr. Coyle, I am sitting at the present time, in this present distinguished company? I will tell you, Mr. Coyle, hit his because Hi always hacts and conducts myself has becomes a gentleman, hand Hi knows what"s due to manners.
[Falls in chair.]
Asa Steady, old hoss, steady.
Binny Hi"m steady. Hi always was steady. [Staggers across to L.H.] Hi"m going to fetch clean gla.s.ses. [Exit, L. 3 R.]
Asa Now, Mr. Coyle, suppose you give us a song.
Coyle [Very drunk.] I can"t sing, Mr. Trenchard, but I sometimes join in the chorus.
Asa Wal, give us a chorus.
Coyle Will you a.s.sist in the vocalization thereof?
Asa [Mimicing.] Will do the best of my endeavors thereunto.
Coyle [Sings.] ""We won"t go home till morning."" Repeat.
Repeat [Falls off chair, senseless.]
Asa [Finishing the strain.] ""I don"t think you"ll go home at all.""
Now, then, quick, Murcott, before the butler comes back, get his keys.
[Murcott gets keys from Coyle"s pocket and throws them to Asa.] Is this all?
Mur No; the key of his private bureau is on his watch chain, and I can"t get it off.
Asa Take watch and all.
Mur No; he will accuse us of robbing him.
Asa Never mind, I"ll take the responsibility. [Coyle moves.]
Mur He is getting up.
Asa Well, darn me, knock him down again.
Mur I can"t.
Asa Can"t you? Well, I can.
[Pulls Murcott away. Knocks Coyle down; is going towards D. in F., meets Binny with tray and gla.s.ses; kicks it, knocks Binny down and exits up staircase, followed by Murcott, carrying candle. Dark state. Binny rises; Coyle ditto. Blindly encounter each other and pummel soundly till change.
Quick Change
Scene 4--Chamber in 1, same as Scene 2.