Our Elizabeth

Chapter 20

"They shan"t interrupt you. I intend to leave them together as much as possible. How glad I am that Gladys isn"t the least bit clever--a week might not be long enough if she were."

"I"m not sanguine about the idea," was Henry"s comment. "It might work out all right in books and plays; but in real life its effect is extremely doubtful."

"Not at all. Elizabeth knew a young man who was devoted to a girl until they spent a holiday together. At the end of the first week he gave her a black eye. What more do you want than that?"

"Nothing," replied Henry, "if she was quite satisfied. Do you think William"s disillusionment will be as abrupt as all that?"

"I"m hopeful. Now don"t talk to me until I"ve finished my letter to Gladys, which demands effort on my part. It must read as if I really wanted her to come."

Evidently the letter was effective, for Gladys rang up directly she received it and told me she"d be simply charmed to come and that it was perfectly sweet of me to have her. (I rather thought it was myself.)

She came the next day with an abnormal amount of luggage for such a brief visit. But as I told Henry (who said it looked as though she intended wintering in our abode), I had distinctly stipulated that the invitation was for a week only. I was not at that time aware of the barnacle-like qualities of Gladys.

As I antic.i.p.ated, William also descended on us when he knew we had Gladys for a visitor. I left them alone together at every opportunity, and for a day or two all went well.

Things might have gone better (for Gladys) if she hadn"t attempted to be clever. As a matter of fact she over-reached herself. To this day I believe she ascribes her failure to Dr. Johnson, though she was far more to blame than that good old man. She talks very bitterly against him even now.

You see, knowing William"s weakness, she played up to it, but not being clever she hadn"t got her subject properly in hand. I know the poor girl worked hard at the _Aphorisms_, but she had exhausted what she knew of those by the end of the first day. She did her best, I will admit, and even took the _Lives of the English Poets_ to bed with her and concentrated on them until midnight, while she dipped into _The Vanity of Human Wishes_ before breakfast. But it was no use. William discovered her deception rapidly, and it seemed to annoy him unduly.

His visits began to fall off, and after Gladys had artlessly remarked to him one day, "Who is that Mr. Boswell you"re always talking about--he must be a great friend of yours. I hope you"ll introduce me," he ceased to come altogether.

He had, in fact, arrived at the stage where Gladys irritated him. So had we. But unlike William we could not get away from her. Her visit had already extended two weeks and was melting into a third, and she gave no hint of returning home. It wouldn"t have been so bad if only she had been quiet, but she is the most restless person I have ever known. She was always running up and down stairs, banging doors, playing fragments on the piano, and dashing into the study to talk to Henry when he was writing.

He is, on the whole, an equable man, but more than once I trembled for the consequences when I saw her go up to him, lean over his shoulder and, s.n.a.t.c.hing at some loose pages of his MS., playfully remark, "What funny crabbed letters! And what is it all about--something you"re inventing to deceive us poor public, I"ll be bound. I don"t believe a word of what you"re writing, so there!"

Henry used to say scorching things about Gladys when we retired at night (the only chance we seemed to have now of being alone was in our bedroom), and would ask me when I meant to tell her to go. I suggested he should tell her himself, and he declared it was not the duty of the host. I replied that it was the first time I"d ever heard it was the duty of the hostess either.

We planned to make little speeches in her presence based on the subject of her departure, and fraught with deep and subtle allusion, but she ignored them. We inquired if her mother did not miss her after such a prolonged absence, and she said they rather liked her to be away from home for a few months in the year, as a change was always good. No doubt it was good for her people, but it was bad for Henry and me.

Then one night Henry revolted. "If she hasn"t gone in another two days," he informed me, "I"m going to get rooms at an hotel."

He spoke as if he meant it, and I was mournfully wondering what I ought to do to get Gladys to go, short of being downright rude, when Elizabeth drifted into the problem.

"If Miss "Arringay"s goin" to stop much longer, I ain"t," she announced. "She makes too much extry work, an" the sight o" "er about the place fair riles me."

I looked wearily at Elizabeth. "No doubt Miss Harringay will be going soon," I said with an utter lack of conviction.

Elizabeth approached me, and bending down, said in a hoa.r.s.e whisper, "Wot is it--carn"t you get rid of "er?"

[Ill.u.s.tration: "Carn"t you get rid of "er?"]

I did not reply, feeling it distasteful to discuss my guest with a domestic, though I could not refrain from discussing her with Henry.

"Tell you wot you orter do," said the fertile Elizabeth, "send for Miss Marryun to come "ere unexpected, an" then tell Miss "Arringay you"ll want "er room."

"But--but I"ve got another spare room. Miss Harringay knows that."

Elizabeth winked: I pretended not to see it, but there was no mistaking the distinct muscular movement of her left eyelid. "No you "_aven"t_,"

she said stoutly. "You "avent got any proper bedding in the spare room now, "ave you?"

"That"s too thin," I said decidedly. Yet even as I spoke I clutched at the straw and, holding on to it, went at once and wrote to Marion.

"You must come home at once," I commanded, "in spite of great-aunt Jane"s rheumatism. Is it not written that it is better to have one rheumatic great-aunt than a brother, sister-in-law, and a niece in an asylum!"

For answer Marion wired the time of her return train, and I began to grow hopeful.

"An" when Miss Marryun comes," remarked Elizabeth, "if I wos you I wouldn"t say nothin" to "er about the way Mr. Roarings went after Miss "Arringay."

"Why not?" I asked involuntarily.

"She mightn"t trust "im arter that. I never thort myself "e"d turn as quick as "e did. But men is queer, as my pore mother often said when father give "er a black eye just to show "ow fond "e was of her like.

No, the best thing to do is to let Miss Marryun think that Mr. Roarings is still taken up with "er and only went after the other young lady to make "er jealous."

There was much wisdom in Elizabeth"s words. Nevertheless, I did not intend to mix myself up in any more matrimonial schemes. Much as I desired to see Marion happy, I felt that arranging the destiny of others did not leave me enough leisure to arrange my own, besides interfering with my literary work. At the moment, too, the thought uppermost in my mind was how to dispose of Gladys.

I went to her with Marion"s telegram in my hand and a falsely contrite expression on my face. "I"m so awfully sorry, Gladys, but a most unforeseen thing has happened," I said. "Marion is coming to-day, and she"ll have to take your room. Isn"t it an idiotic situation?"

Gladys pondered. "But you have another spare room, haven"t you?" she demanded brightly.

"Yes, Gladys, we have. But we haven"t got the bedding for that just now. The mattress is being cleaned, and I suppose it won"t be sent back for another fortnight at least."

Undaunted, Gladys had another idea. "Then do you think Marion would mind sharing my room?"

"She would indeed--you see she walks in her sleep," I said glibly, wondering how it was George Washington had found any difficulty in dissembling, "and she"s very sensitive about any one getting to know about it."

Gladys went after that. Henry and I have both decided that we"re not going to interfere with incompatibles in future. It"s too much of a strain on the nervous system.

CHAPTER XVIII

_Being a further extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington_. It seemed particularly unfortunate that I should be called away so hurriedly to the bedside of dear Aunt Jane at the very moment of the blossoming of my first real love episode. Yes, I must admit my feelings have undergone a change regarding Mr. Rawlings, whom I call my silent lover.

Evidently he has, all the time, been fated for me. Truly, as the poet says, there"s a Divinity that shapes our ends, rough-hew them how we will. Divinity, so to speak, has shaped Mr. Rawlings" rough ends and completely transformed him. After seeing him without his beard and, above all, realizing what sacrifices he has made for my sake, I cannot but be touched by such overwhelming devotion.

There is something almost sublime in the way that man has thrown off the habits of a lifetime for my sake! To think he has even donned white spats to please me! Netta has been trying for ten years to get Henry to wear them, but he remains as obdurate about it as ever.

I was relieved when (the malady of Aunt Jane having somewhat abated) I was able to go back to town after an urgent message from Netta asking me to return at once. No doubt Mr. Rawlings inspired that message. He is a timid lover, but unusually full of resource. Though, for example, he seems afraid to approach me, he actually engaged in a mild flirtation with Gladys Harringay to awaken my interest in him. His intention was so obvious that I found it actually amusing. Any one could see through it. Poor fellow, perhaps he thinks the idea of evoking love by first arousing jealousy is a new one. He is an infant in such matters. I intend him to remain so.

_Thursday_: I have neglected my diary for nearly a fortnight, for I have been too troubled about Mr. Rawlings to concentrate on anything else. He is certainly a most remarkable man. Though obviously suffering he shrinks from any declaration. Often we are alone for hours (I have asked dear Netta to give him the necessary opportunity to unburden himself) and he does nothing but stare at me in a fixed and dreadful way, and remains mute. Of course I know that I am to blame on account of my former indifference--even antagonism--to him. He is afraid of rebuff. I have extended encouragement to him by all the slight means in my power, and Netta has openly handed him my photo, observing that she knew he would like to have it. I have even gone to the length of asking Henry to convey to him that he has nothing to fear; but Henry resolutely refuses to touch on the subject with him. I cannot understand why, when the happiness of two people is at stake.

_Sunday_: I don"t know what impelled me to do it. Perhaps it was the remembrance of an article of Netta"s I once read ent.i.tled, "Should Women Propose?" where she cited the historic instance of Queen Victoria, in whose case, on account of her rank, it was a necessity. I had begun to realize that William was not likely to bring his courage to the sticking point without a great deal of encouragement.

Distasteful as the idea was to me, I did not intend to shrink from what I felt was to be my duty. If he, though languishing for love, was too faint-hearted to propose, I saw that it would be necessary for me to undertake that task.

Last evening, therefore, when he called I received him in the drawing-room and explained that Netta and Henry had gone out to the theatre. He at once made for the door, saying in that case he would not stop, but I intercepted him. Closing the door, I said gently, "I am going to ask you to keep me company for an hour--if," I added archly, "it won"t bore you."

In a confused sort of way he a.s.sured me it would not, and he sat down and dropped into the silence that is becoming habitual when we are left alone together.

I knitted and he pulled hard at his cigarette. At last I said: "Why don"t you smoke a pipe, Mr. Rawlings? I know you prefer it."

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