"Yes."
"Oh, bring him--bring him! I do love de harp!"
While my aunt played and sang, it would have been difficult to say which of her audience listened with the most delighted attention. The doctor"s face was a study; the captain looked tenderly serious; Captain Bombazo, the black-moustachioed Spaniard, was animation personified; his dark eyes sparkled like diamonds, his very eyelids appeared to snap with pleasure.
Even the stewards and stewardess lingered in the pa.s.sage to listen with respectful attention, so that it is no wonder we boys were proud of our clever aunt.
When she ceased at last there was that deep silence which is far more eloquent than applause. The first to break it was Moncrieff.
"Well," he said, with a deep sigh, "I never heard the like o" that afore!"
The friendly relations thus established in the saloon lasted all the voyage long--so did the captain"s, the doctor"s, and little Spanish officer"s attentions to my aunt. She had made a triple conquest; three hearts, to speak figuratively, lay at her feet.
Our voyage was by no means a very eventful one, and but little different from thousands of others that take place every month.
Some degree of merriment was caused among the men, when, on the fourth day, big Moncrieff led his mother out to walk the quarter-deck leaning on his arm. She was indeed a marvel. It would have been impossible even to guess at her age; for though her face was as yellow as a withered lemon, and as wrinkled as a Malaga rasin, she walked erect and firm, and was altogether as straight as a rush. She was dressed with an eye to comfort, for, warm though the weather was getting, her cloak was trimmed with fur.
On her head she wore a neat old-fashioned cap, and in her hand carried a huge green umbrella, which evening and morning she never laid down except at meals.
[Ill.u.s.tration: "I"ll teach ye!"]
This umbrella was a weapon of offence as well as defence. We had proof of that on the very first day, for as he pa.s.sed along the deck the second steward had the bad manners to t.i.tter. Next moment the umbrella had descended with crushing force on his head, and he lay sprawling in the lee scuppers.
"I"ll teach ye," she said, "to laugh at an auld wife, you gang-the-gate swinger."
"Mither! mither!" pleaded Moncrieff, "will you never be able to behave like a lady?"
The steward crawled forward crestfallen, and the men did not let him forget his adventure in a hurry.
"Mither"s a ma_rr_vel," Moncrieff whispered to me more than once that evening, for at table no "laird"s lady" could have behaved so well, albeit her droll remarks and repartee kept us all laughing. After dinner it was just the same--there were no bounds to her good-nature, her excellent spirits and comicality. Even when asked to sing she was by no means taken aback, but treated us to a ballad of five-and-twenty verses, with a chorus to each; but as it told a story of love and war, of battle and siege, of villainy for a time in the ascendant, and virtue triumphant at the end, it really was not a bit wearisome; and when Moncrieff told us that she could sing a hundred more as good, we all agreed that his mother was indeed a marvel.
I have said the voyage was uneventful, but this is talking as one who has been across the wide ocean many times and oft. No long voyage can be uneventful; but nothing very dreadful happened to mar our pa.s.sage to Rio de Janeiro. We were not caught in a tornado; we were not chased by a pirate; we saw no suspicious sail; no ghostly voice hailed us from aloft at the midnight hour; no shadowy form beckoned us from a fog. We did not even spring a leak, nor did the mainyard come tumbling down. But we _did_ have foul weather off Finisterre; a man _did_ fall overboard, and was duly picked up again; a shark _did_ follow the ship for a week, but got no corpse to devour, only the contents of the cook"s pail, sundry bullets from sundry revolvers, and, finally, a red-hot brick rolled in a bit of blanket. Well, of course, a man fell from aloft and knocked his shoulder out--a man always does--and Mother Carey"s chickens flew around our stern, boding bad weather, which never came, and shoals of porpoises danced around us at sunset, and we saw huge whales pursuing their solitary path through the bosom of the great deep, and we breakfasted off flying fish, and caught Cape pigeons, and wondered at the majestic flight of the albatross; and we often saw lightning without hearing thunder, and heard thunder without seeing lightning; and in due course we heard the thrilling shout from aloft of "Land ho!" and heard the officer of the watch sing out, "Where away?"
And lo and behold! three or four hours afterwards we were all on deck marvelling at the rugged grandeur of the sh.o.r.es of Rio, and the wondrous steeple-shaped mountain that stands sentry for ever and ever and ever at the entrance to the marvellous haven.
When this was in sight, Moncrieff rushed off into the cabin and bore his mother out.
He held the old lady aloft, on one arm, shouting, as he pointed landwards--
"Look, mither, look! the Promised Land! Our new home in the Silver West!"
CHAPTER VII.
ON Sh.o.r.e AT RIO.
It was well on in the afternoon when land was sighted, but so accurately had the ship been navigated for all the long, pleasant weeks of our voyage that both the captain and his first officer might easily have been excused for showing a little pride in their seamanship. Your British sailor, however, is always a modest man, and there was not the slightest approach to bombast. The ship was now slowed, for we could not cross the bar that night.
At the dinner-table we were all as merry as schoolboys on the eve of a holiday. Old Jenny, as Moncrieff"s mother had come to be called, was in excellent spirits, and her droll remarks not only made us laugh, but rendered it very difficult indeed for the stewards to wait with anything approaching to _sang-froid_. Moncrieff was quietly happy. He seemed pleased his mother was so great a favourite. Aunt, in her tropical toilet, looked angelic. The adjective was applied by our mutual friend Captain Roderigo de Bombazo, and my brothers and I agreed that he had spoken the truth for once in a way. Did he not always speak the truth? it may be asked. I am not prepared to accuse the worthy Spaniard of deliberate falsehood, but if everything he told us was true, then he must indeed have come through more wild and terrible adventures, and done more travelling and more fighting, than any lion-hunter that ever lived and breathed.
He was highly amusing nevertheless, and as no one, with the exception of Jenny, ever gave any evidence of doubting what he said and related concerning his strange career, he was encouraged to carry on; and even the exploits of Baron Munchausen could not have been compared to some of his.
I think it used to hurt his feelings somewhat that old Jenny listened so stolidly to his relations, for he used to cater for her opinion at times.
"Ah!" Jenny would say, "you"re a wonderful mannie wi" your way o"t! And what a lot you"ve come through! I wonder you have a hair in your heed!"
"But the senora believes vot I say?"
"Believe ye? If a" stories be true, yours are no lees, and I"m not goin"
ahint your back to tell ye, sir."
Once, on deck, he was drawing the long-bow, as the Yankees call it, at a prodigious rate. He was telling how, once upon a time, he had caught a young alligator; how he had tamed it and fed it till it grew a monster twenty feet long; how he used to saddle it and bridle it, and ride through the streets of Tulcora on its back--men, women, and children screaming and flying in all directions; how, armed only with his good sabre, he rode it into a lake which was infested with these dread saurians; how he was attacked in force by the awful reptiles, and how he had killed and wounded so many that they lay dead in dozens next day along the banks.
"Humph!" grunted old Jenny when he had finished.
The little captain put the questions,
"Ah! de aged senora not believe! De aged senora not have seen much of de world?"
Jenny had grasped her umbrella.
"Look here, my mannie," she said, "I"ll gie ye a caution; dinna you refer to my age again, or I"ll "aged-snorer" you. If ye get the weight o" my gingham on your shou"ders, ye"ll think a coo has kick"t ye--so mind."
And the Spanish captain had slunk away very unlike a lion-hunter, but he never called Jenny old again.
To-night, however, even before we had gone below, Jenny had given proofs that she was in an extra good temper, for being a little way behind Bombazo--as if impelled by some sudden and joyous impulse--she lifted that everlasting umbrella and hit him a friendly thwack that could be heard from bowsprit to binnacle.
"Tell as mony lees the nicht as ye like, my mannie," she cried, "and I"ll never contradict ye, for I"ve seen the promised land!"
"And so, captain, you must stay at Rio a whole week?" said my aunt at dessert.
"Yes, Miss M"Crimman," replied the captain. "Are you pleased?"
"I"m delighted. And I propose that we get up a grand picnic in "the promised land," as good old Jenny calls it."
And so it was arranged. Bombazo and Dr. Spinks, having been at Rio de Janeiro before, were entrusted with the organization of the "pig-neeg," as Bombazo called it, and held their first consultation on ways and means that very evening. Neither I nor my brothers were admitted to this meeting, though aunt was. Nevertheless, we felt confident the picnic would be a grand success, for, to a late hour, men were hurrying fore and aft, and the stewards were up to their eyes packing baskets and making preparations, while from the cook"s gally gleams of rosy light shot out every time the door was opened, to say nothing of odours so appetising that they would have awakened Van Winkle himself.
Before we turned in, we went on deck to have a look at the night. It was certainly full of promise. We were not far from the sh.o.r.e--near enough to see a long line of white which we knew was breakers, and to hear their deep sullen boom as they spent their fury on the rocks. The sky was studded with brilliant stars--far more bright, we thought them, than any we ever see in our own cold climate. Looking aloft, the tall masts seemed to mix and mingle with the stars at every roll of the ship. The moon, too, was as bright as silver in the east, its beams making strange quivering lines and crescents in each approaching wave. And somewhere--yonder among those wondrous cone-shaped hills, now bathed in this purple moonlight--lay the promised land, the romantic town of Rio, which to-morrow we should visit.
We went below, and, as if by one accord, my brothers and I knelt down together to thank the Great Power on high who had guided us safely over the wide illimitable ocean, and to implore His blessing on those at home, and His guidance on all our future wanderings.
Early next morning we were awakened by a great noise on deck, and the dash and turmoil of breaking water. The rudder-chains, too, were constantly rattling as the men at the wheel obeyed the shouts of the officer of the watch.
"Starboard a little!"
"Starboard it is, sir!"
"Easy as you go! Steady!"