"Charley ain"t here any longer."
"Ain"t _here?_"
"No. He got through. He got to boozing pretty bad, and one morning about three weeks ago, when he had a pretty bad hang-over, he told Guilfogle what he thought of him, so of course Guilfogle fired him."
"Oh, that"s too _bad_. Say, you don"t know his address, do you?"
"--East a Hundred and Eighteenth.... Well, I"m glad to see you back, Wrenn. Didn"t expect to see you back so soon, but always glad to see you. Going to be with us?"
"I ain"t sure," said Mr. Wrenn, crabbedly, then shook hands warmly with the bookkeeper, to show there was nothing personal in his snippishness.
For nearly a hundred blocks Mr. Wrenn scowled at an advertis.e.m.e.nt of Corn Flakes in the Third Avenue Elevated without really seeing it.... Should he go back to the Souvenir Company at all?
Yes. He would. That was the best way to start making friends.
But he would "get our friend Guilfogle at recess," he a.s.sured himself, with an out-thrust of the jaw like that of the great Bill Wrenn. He knew Guilfogle"s lead now, and he would show that gentleman that he could play the game. He"d take that lower salary and pretend to be frightened, but when he got the chance--
He did not proclaim even to himself what dreadful thing he was going to do, but as he left the Elevated he said over and over, shaking his closed fist inside his coat pocket:
"When I get the chance--when I _get_ it--"
The flat-building where Charley Carpenter lived was one of hundreds of pressed-brick structures, apparently all turned out of the same mold. It was filled with the smells of steamy washing and fried fish. Languid with the heat, Mr. Wrenn crawled up an infinity of iron steps and knocked three times at Charley"s door. No answer. He crawled down again and sought out the janitress, who stopped watching an ice-wagon in the street to say:
"I guess you"ll be finding him asleep up there, sir. He do be lying there drunk most of the day. His wife"s left him. The landlord"s give him notice to quit, end of August. Warm day, sir. Be you a bill-collector? Mostly, it"s bill-collectors that--"
"Yes, it is hot."
Superior in manner, but deeply dejected, Mr. Wrenn rang the down-stairs bell long enough to wake Charley, pantingly got himself up the interminable stairs, and kicked the door till Charley"s voice quavered inside:
"Who zhat?"
"It"s me, Charley. Wrenn."
"You"re in Yurp. Can"t fool me. G" "way from there."
Three other doors on the same landing were now partly open and blocked with the heads of frowsy inquisitive women. The steamy smell was thicker in the darkness. Mr. Wrenn felt p.r.i.c.kly, then angry at this curiosity, and again demanded:
"Lemme in, I say."
"Tell you it ain"t you. I know you!"
Charley Carpenter"s pale face leered out. His tousled hair was stuck to his forehead by perspiration; his eyes were red and vaguely staring. His clothes were badlv wrinkled. He wore a collarless shirt with a frilled bosom of virulent pink, its cuffs grimy and limp.
"It"s ol" Wrenn. C"m in. C"m in quick. Collectors always hanging around. They can"t catch me. You bet."
He closed the door and wabbled swiftly down the long drab hall of the "railroad flat," evidently trying to walk straight. The reeking stifling main room at the end of the hall was terrible as Charley"s eyes. Flies boomed everywhere. The oak table, which Charley and his bride had once spent four happy hours in selecting, was littered with half a dozen empty whisky-flasks, collars, torn sensational newspapers, dirty plates and coffee-cups. The cheap brocade cover, which a bride had once joyed to embroider with red and green roses, was half pulled off and dragged on the floor amid the cigarette b.u.t.ts, Durham tobacco, and bacon rinds which covered the green-and-yellow carpet-rug.
This much Mr. Wrenn saw. Then he set himself to the hard task of listening to Charley, who was muttering:
"Back quick, ain"t you, ol" Wrenn? You come up to see me, didn"t you? You"re m" friend, ain"t you, eh? I got an awful hang-over, ain"t I? You don"t care, do you, ol" Wrenn?"
Mr. Wrenn stared at him weakly, but only for a minute.
Perhaps it was his cattle-boat experience which now made him deal directly with such drunkenness as would have nauseated him three months before; perhaps his attendance on a weary Istra.
"Come now, Charley, you got to buck up," he crooned.
"_All_ ri"."
"What"s the trouble? How did you get going like this?"
"Wife left me. I was drinking. You think I"m drunk, don"t you?
But I ain"t. She went off with her sister--always hated me. She took my money out of savings-bank--three hundred; all money I had "cept fifty dollars. I"ll fix her. I"ll kill her. Took to hitting the booze. Goglefogle fired me. Don"t care. Drink all I want. Keep young fellows from getting it! Say, go down and get me pint. Just finished up pint. Got to have one-die of thirst. Bourbon. Get--"
"I"ll go and get you a drink, Charley--just one drink, savvy?--if you"ll promise to get cleaned up, like I tell you, afterward."
"_All_ ri"."
Mr. Wrenn hastened out with a whisky-flask, muttering, feverishly, "Gee! I got to save him." Returning, he poured out one drink, as though it were medicine for a refractory patient, and said, soothingly:
"Now we"ll take a cold bath, heh? and get cleaned up and sobered up. Then we"ll talk about a job, heh?"
"Aw, don"t want a bath. Say, I feel better now. Let"s go out and have a drink. Gimme that flask. Where j" yuh put it?"
Mr. Wrenn went to the bathroom, turned on the cold-water tap, returned, and undressed Charley, who struggled and laughed and let his whole inert weight rest against Mr. Wrenn"s shoulder.
Though normally Charley could have beaten three Mr. Wrenns, he was run into the bath-room and poked into the tub.
Instantly he began to splash, throwing up water in handfuls, singing. The water poured over the side of the tub. Mr. Wrenn tried to hold him still, but the wet sleek shoulders slipped through his hand like a wet platter. Wholesomely vexed, he turned off the water and slammed the bathroom door.
In the bedroom he found an unwrinkled winter-weight suit and one clean shirt. In the living-room he hung up his coat, covering it with a newspaper, pulled the broom from under the table, and prepared to sweep.
The disorder was so great that he made one of the inevitable discoveries of every housekeeper, and admitted to himself that he "didn"t know where to begin." He stumblingly lugged a heavy pile of dishes from the center-table to the kitchen, shook and beat and folded the table-cover, stuck the chairs atop the table, and began to sweep.
At the door a shining wet naked figure stood, bellowing:
"Hey! What d" yuh think you"re doing? Cut it out."
"Just sweeping, Charley," from Mr. Wrenn, and an uninterrupted "Tuff, tuff, tuff" from the broom.
"Cut it out, I said. Whose house _is_ this?"
"Gwan back in the bath-tub, Charley."
"Say, d" yuh think you can run me? Get out of this, or I"ll throw you out. Got house way I want it."
Bill Wrenn, the cattleman, rushed at him, smacked him with the broom, drove him back into the tub, and waited. He laughed.
It was all a good joke; his friend Charley and he were playing a little game. Charley also laughed and splashed some more.
Then he wept and said that the water was cold, and that he was now deserted by his only friend.