"Well, next time you have a surprise in store for us," said Frank, "don"t announce it to Elsie Morris over the telephone."
"Oh, did you hear that?"
"As a rule, sister dear, unless you are the matron of a deaf and dumb asylum, you must expect those present to hear your end of a telephone conversation."
"Of course," said Marian; "I didn"t think. But, really, wouldn"t the Bigelow house be fine? Only a few blocks away from here, and such a lovely house, with a barn and a conservatory, and a little arbour in the garden."
Patty began to look frightened.
"Goodness, gracious me!" she exclaimed; "I don"t believe I realise what I"m coming to. I could take care of the little arbour in the garden; but I wonder if I could manage a house, and a barn, and a conservatory!"
"And go to school every day, besides," said her father, laughing. "I think, my child, that at least until your school days are over, we will engage the services of a responsible housekeeper."
"Oh, papa!" cried Patty, in dismay, "you said I could keep house for you; and Aunt Alice has taught me lots about it; and she"ll teach me lots more; and you know I can make good pumpkin pies; and, of course, I can dust and fly "round; and that"s about all there is to housekeeping, anyway."
"Oh, Patty," said Aunt Alice, "my lessons must have fallen on stony ground if you think that"s all there is to housekeeping."
"That"s merely a figure of speech, Aunt Alice," replied Patty. "You well know I am a thoroughly capable and experienced housekeeper; honest, steady, good-tempered, and with a fine reference from my last place."
"You"re certainly a clever little housekeeper for your age," said her aunt, "but I"m not sure you could keep house successfully, and go to school, and practice your music, and attend to your club all at the same time."
"But I wouldn"t do them all at the same time, Aunt Alice. I"d have a time for everything, and everything in it place. I would go to school, and practise, and housekeep, and club; all in their proper proportions--"
Here Patty glanced at her father. "You see, if I had the proportions right, all would go well."
"Well, perhaps," said Mr. Fairfield, "if we had a competent cook and a tidy little waitress, we could get along without a professional housekeeper. I admit I had hoped to have Patty keep house for me and preside at my table, and at any rate, it would do no harm to try it as an experiment; then, if it failed, we could make some other arrangement."
"I guess I do want to sit at the head of our table, papa," said Patty; "I"d just like to see a housekeeper there! A prim, sour-faced old lady with a black silk dress and dangling ear-rings! No, I thank you. If I have my way I will keep that house myself, and when I get into any trouble, I will fly to Aunt Alice for rest and refreshment."
"We"ll all help," said Marian; "I"ll make lovely sofa-pillows for you, and I"m sure grandma will knit you an afghan."
"That isn"t much towards housekeeping," said Frank. "I"ll come over next summer and swing your hammock for you, and put up your tennis-net."
"And meantime," said Uncle Charley, "until the house is bought and furnished, the Fairfield family will be the welcome guests of the Elliotts. It"s almost the middle of December now, and I don"t think, Miss Patty Fairfield, that you"ll get your home settled in time to make a visit in New York _this_ winter; and now, you rattle-pated youngsters, run to bed, while I discuss some plans sensibly with my brother-in-law and fellow townsman."
CHAPTER III
THE TEA CLUB
"Well I should think you"d better stay in Vernondale, Patty Fairfield, if you know what"s good for yourself! Why, if you had attempted to leave this town, we would have mobbed you with tar and feathers, or whatever those dreadful things are that they do to the most awful criminals."
"Oh, if I had gone, Polly, I should have taken this club with me, of course. I"m so used to it now, I"m sure I couldn"t live a day, and know that we should meet no more, as the Arab remarked to his beautiful horse."
"It would be rather fun to be transported bodily to New York as a club, but I"d want to be transported home again after the meeting," said Helen Preston.
"Why shouldn"t we do that?" cried Florence Dougla.s.s. "It would be lots of fun for the whole club to go to New York some day together."
"I"m so glad Patty is going to stay with us, I don"t care what we do,"
said Ethel Holmes, who was drawing pictures on Patty"s white shirt-waist cuffs as a mark of affection.
"I"m glad, too," said Patty; "and, Ethel, your kittens are perfectly lovely, but this is my last clean shirt-waist, and those pencil-marks are awfully hard to wash out."
"I don"t mean them to be washed out," said Ethel, calmly going on with her art work; "they"re not wash drawings, they"re permanent decorations for your cuffs, and are offered as a token of deep regard and esteem."
The Tea Club was holding a Sat.u.r.day afternoon meeting at Polly Stevens"s house, and the conversation, as yet, had not strayed far from the all-engrossing subject of Patty"s future plans.
The Tea Club had begun its existence with lofty and n.o.ble aims in a literary direction, to be supplemented and a.s.sisted by an occasional social cup of tea. But if you have had any experience with merry, healthy young girls of about sixteen, you will not be surprised to learn that the literary element had softly and suddenly vanished away, much after the manner of a Boojum. Then, somehow, the social interest grew stronger, and the tea element held its own, and the result was a most satisfactory club, if not an instructive one.
"But," as Polly Stevens had said, "we are instructed all day long in school, and a good deal out of school, too, for that matter; and what we need most is absolutely foolish recreation; the foolisher the better."
And so the Sat.u.r.day afternoon meetings had developed into merely merry frolics, with a cup of tea, which was often a figure of speech for chocolate or lemonade, at the close.
There were no rules, and the girls took pleasure in calling themselves unruly members. There were no dues, and consequently no occasion for a secretary or treasures. Patty continued to be called the president, but the t.i.tle meant nothing more than the fact that she was really a chief favourite among the girls. No one was bound, or even expected to attend the meetings unless she chose; but, as a rule, a large majority of the club was present.
And so to-day, in the library at Polly Stevens"s house, nine members of the Tea Club were chattering like nine large and enthusiastic magpies.
"Now we can go on with the entertainment," said Lillian Desmond, as she sat on the arm of Patty"s chair, curling wisps of the presidential hair over her fingers. "If Patty had gone away, I should have resigned my part in the show and gone into a convent. Where are you going to live, Patty?"
"I don"t know, I am sure; we haven"t selected a house yet; and if we don"t find one we like, papa may build one, though I believe Marian has one all picked out for us."
"Yes, I have," said Marian. "It"s the Bigelow house on our street. I do want to keep Patty near us."
"The Bigelow house? Why, that"s too large for two people. Patty and Mr.
Fairfield would get lost in it. Now, I know a much nicer one. There"s a little house next-door to us, a lovely, little cottage that would suit you a lot better. Tell your father about it, Patty. It"s for sale or rent, and it"s just the dearest place."
"Why, Laura Russell," cried Marian, "that little snip of a house! It wouldn"t hold Patty, let alone Uncle Fred. You only proposed it because you want Patty to live next-door to you."
"Yes; that"s it," said Laura, quite unabashed; "I know it"s too little, but you could add ells and bay-windows and wings and things, and then it would be big enough."
"Would it hold the Tea Club?" said Patty. "I must have room for them, you know."
"Oh, won"t it be fun to have the Tea Club at Patty"s house!" cried Elsie. "I hadn"t thought of that."
"What"s a home without a Tea Club?" said Patty. "I shall select the house with an eye single to the glory and comfort of you girls."
"Then I know of a lovely house," said Christine Converse. "It"s awfully big, and it"s pretty old, but I guess it could be fixed up. I mean the old Warner place."
"Good gracious!" cried Ethel; ""way out there! and it"s nothing but a tumble-down old barn, anyhow."
"Oh, I think it"s lovely; and it"s Colonial, or Revolutionary, or something historic; and they"re going to put the trolley out there this spring,--my father said so."
"It is a nice old house," said Patty; "and it could be made awfully pretty and quaint. I can see it, now, in my mind"s eye, with dimity curtains at the windows, and roses growing over the porch."
"I hope you will never see those dimity curtains anywhere but in your mind"s eye," said Marian. "It"s a heathenish old place, and, anyway, it"s too far away from our house."