"That doesn"t seem VERY much. Why don"t you give me a gift in return?"
"I will! What do you want? A penknife?"
"Mercy, no! I"ll have to think it over. Wait! I have it! Have your picture taken--with the wreath on, and give me that."
"All right, I will. Or perhaps Mr. Cromer would sketch me in this whole rig."
"PERHAPS he WOULD!" and Farnsworth caught his breath, as he looked at the vision of loveliness before him. "But we"ll see about that later.
Skip to bed now, Apple Blossom, and don"t appear below decks before noon to-morrow."
"No, I won"t. I"m awful tired. Good-night, Little Billee."
"Good-night, Apple Blossom Girl," and Farnsworth held aside the curtain as Patty stepped through the window.
A shower of flowers flew after her, for Bill had picked up his remaining posies, and Patty laughed softly, as the curtain fell and she stood in her room, surrounded by a scattered heap of roses.
"Just like a theatrical lady," she said, smiling and bowing to an imaginary audience, for Patty loved to "make-believe."
And then she took off her silver wreath and put it carefully away.
"Little Billee is SUCH a nice boy," she said, reflectively, as she closed the box.
CHAPTER XVIII
A COQUETTISH COOK
"h.e.l.lo, Pattypet," said Mona, appearing at Patty"s bedside next morning. "How"s your chocolate? Does it suit you?"
"Delicious," said Patty, who was luxuriously nestling among her pillows while she ate her breakfast.
"Well, make the most of it, for you"ll never get anything more fit to eat or drink in this happy home."
"What DO you mean?"
"Listen to my tale of woe. The chef and his wife have both left."
"Francois? And Marie! Why, whatever for?"
"Your English is a bit damaged, but I"ll tell you. You see, Aunt Adelaide flew into one of her biggest tantrums, because her shirred egg was shirred too full, or her waffles didn"t waff,--or something,--and she sent for Francois and gave him such a large piece of her mind that he picked up his Marie and walked off."
"Have they really GONE?"
"They really have. I"ve telephoned to the Intelligence Place, and I can"t get a first-cla.s.s cook down here at all. I shall have to send to the city for one, but, meantime--what to do! What to do!"
"H"m,--and you"ve guests for luncheon!"
"Yes, the whole Sayre tribe. The captain just CAN"T keep away from YOU!
Patty, do you know you"re a real belle? Everybody was crazy about you last night."
"Fiddlesticks! Just because I had on a green frock and let my hair hang down."
"Your hair is WONDERFUL. But I didn"t come up here to tell you of your own attractions! I want your able advice on how to have a luncheon party without a cook."
"Oh, pooh! that"s TOO easy! Give me a helper of some sort, and I"ll cook your old luncheon. And I"ll promise you it will be just grand!"
"Cook! You? I won"t let you. What do you take me for? No, you come with me, and we"ll go somewhere where cooks grow and BUY one."
"There won"t be time, Mona. What time is luncheon to be?"
"Half-past one; and it"s about ten now."
"Oceans of time, then; I tell you, I"ll see to the kitchen for luncheon. But of course, you must have a cook, for permanent use."
"Well, rather. But I"ll get one from New York by to-morrow morning. And you know Adele Kenerley"s friends are coming to dinner to-night. What about that?"
"Leave all to me. I will arrange. But I want somebody to help me. How about Daisy?"
"Daisy"s no good at that sort of thing. And I don"t like to ask Adele.
Say, Patty, let Bill help you; he"s a fine cook, I"ve been on camp picnics with him, and I know. And maybe he wouldn"t be GLAD to help you in anything! Ah, there, Patty, you"re blushing! I feared as much! Oh, Patty, DO you like him?"
""Course I like him. He"s a jolly chap, and we"re good chums."
"But is that all? Patty, tell me; I won"t tell."
"There"s nothing to tell, Mona. I like Little Billee a whole lot, but I"m not in love with him, if that"s what you mean."
"Yes, that"s what I mean. I hoped you were."
"Well, I"m not. And I"m not going to be in love with anybody for years and years. I"m fancy-free, and I mean to stay so. So don"t try to tease me, for you won"t get any fun out of it."
"That"s so; you"re too straightforward to be teased successfully.
Patty, you"ve been a real lesson to me this summer. I"ve learned a lot from you. I don"t mean to gush, but I DO want to tell you how I appreciate and cherish all the kindness you"ve shown me."
"Dear old Mona, I"m glad if I"ve said or done anything to make you feel like that! You"re a trump, girl, and I"m glad to have you for a friend.
Now, vanish, my lady, and as soon as I can scrabble into a costume, I"ll meet you below stairs, and solve all your kitchen problems for you."
"But, Patty, I CAN"T let you go into the kitchen!"
"You can"t keep me out, you mean! I"m delighted to have the chance.
Ap.r.o.ns are terribly becoming to me."
"Do you want one of the parlourmaid"s ap.r.o.ns?"
"I do not! I want a big, all-enveloping cook"s ap.r.o.n."