Chapter 2061: Let’s elope!
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Jiang Lihen was clearly startled and couldn’t regain his wits for half a day. He looked at Si Yehan strangely. “He’s… gentle… wonderful… kind-hearted… p-pure? He’s a… nice person?”
Ye Wanwan glared at him. “That’s right! What about it? Hey, who the heck are you? Don’t tell me you’re someone sent by that pervert Lord Asura to torture my baby, right?!”
“H-hold on… what did you say? That pervert Lord Asura…?” Jiang Lihen looked like he was in a dream and blurted out, “Say, little girl, do you know he is…”
Before Jiang Lihen could finish speaking, he sensed the gaze of death shooting toward and piercing him.
And so, the second half of Jiang Lihen’s sentence forcefully twisted from “He’s the perverted Lord Asura you speak of” to—
“Th-that’s right! He’s gentle and wonderful and kind-hearted and pure! He’s absolutely a super nice person who emerged unsoiled from the mud!”
Jiang Lihen felt like he’d never uttered anything as dishonest as this in his life.
That gaze of death finally retracted.
Jiang Lihen cleared his throat before saying, “Um… allow me to introduce myself. Actually, I’m a relative of the second aunt of the third aunt of the cousin of a hall master of a branch serving under Hall Master Gang! I’m a gopher who runs errands at Heavenly Hatred Gang and have known your baby for many years. We’re good friends.”
Ye Wanwan nodded. “I see. Then allow me to also introduce myself. I’m the subordinate of the disciple of the deputy hall master of the northern branch of the Fearless Alliance. However, it was that b*stard demoness of the Fearless Alliance, Bro Flattop, who forced me to join.”
The hypnotized Ye Wanwan sunk into deep speechlessness.
What else could she say? She had to individually give Oscars to these three people!
…
The following memory fragments were mainly comprised of her mult.i.tudinous ways of pursuing her husband while Si Yehan rotated between hard-to-get schemes, beauty traps, and self-inflicted injury ruses…
This romance… seriously frustrated Ye Wanwan.
Throughout their continuous interactions, Ye Wanwan gradually softened Si Yehan’s att.i.tude. Of course, from the present Ye Wanwan’s viewpoint, Si Yehan was also slowly making her unable to extricate herself.
At the same time, Prison and the Martial Arts Union were at a stalemate in their long battle, so they temporarily entered an armistice.
Detecting opportune timing, Ye Wanwan finally exposed her fiendish fangs and launched her kidnapping plan.
“Baby, don’t tell me you’re planning to stay imprisoned in Asura for the rest of your life! Let’s leave this place!”
“Aside from here, I have nowhere else to go,” Si Yehan replied.
Ye Wanwan instantly refuted him. “It’s fine as long as I have somewhere to go! Leave with me! I’ve already taken care of my family, so I’m preparing to leave the Fearless Alliance! It’s perfect; we can leave together!”
Si Yehan paused and concealed the light in his eyes before looking at her. “Leave together?”
“That’s right!” Ye Wanwan was worried he wouldn’t understand so she cleared her throat before explaining, “Did I not speak clearly enough? Let me switch the wording. What I’m saying is… let’s… elope!”
Elope…
Si Yehan’s gaze wildly flickered. “If you’re doing all this because of that accident, it’s unnecessary.”
Ye Wanwan self-righteously responded, “Please! How could it be because of that? Am I someone who’s only infatuated and covetous of your body? I like you, alright?!”
“You aren’t covetous?”
“Mm… I’m… I’m still covetous…”