Chapter 1494: Chapter 1494-smooth tongue
Judging from his skin color and appearance, the thief seemed to be a Mexican, and like many Mexicans, he was very talkative. He kept mumbling, hoping to scare famous away. Seeing that famous was unmoved, he changed his face, hid the knife behind him, took out a piece of chocolate, peeled it, and threw it to famous.
The bottom of the skateboard flipped to the side, and the wheels were still spinning. His body was covered in mud, as if he had fallen down on the uneven road after running here. Otherwise, it would have been difficult to catch up with this kid.
Of course, famous wouldn’t be tempted by the chocolate. Besides, chocolate was poisonous to dogs, but it pretended to be attracted by the chocolate and lowered its head to smell it. With its acting skills, it easily fooled the Mexico thief. He thought it had been fooled, so he turned around and wanted to sneak into the woods. But as soon as he turned around, he was pounced on by famous from behind, and the knife flew to the side.
“No! No! No!”
He felt the hot breath behind his neck and thought famous was going to bite him, so he screamed in horror.
Zhang Zian parked the car on the side of the road, jogged over, kicked the knife further away, and then picked up snowy’s backpack to brush off the dirt.
“You … Is this dog yours? Quickly tell it to leave!” The thief wailed.
Famous’s entire body weight was on him. He didn’t dare to struggle, for fear of angering the dog and getting bitten.
The weather was not good. Zhang Zian looked around and saw that there was not a single person nearby. It was very quiet, so he slowly squatted down.
“Wait … Wait! Hey! Why did you pull off my pants? “Could it be …” The thief’s face was turned to the side. Suddenly, he felt his sweatpants being pulled down by someone, and his expression changed drastically.
Richard landed on his leg mischievously, using his bird claws to hook his unbuckled sweatpants and pull them down. He imitated Zhang Zian’s voice and said,””Be bitten by it or be F * cked by me, you choose.”
“Oh … Then be gentle … Let me go after you’re done …”
He didn’t expect the thief to be so tactful and choose the latter without thinking. He even cooperated by sticking up his b.u.t.t …
Zhang Zian was speechless.
What kind of people were these?!
Richard lost interest. It’ll be meaningless if you don’t resist!”
“He’s not coming?” The thief felt that his pants had stopped at his b.u.t.t and did not go any further. He was a little disappointed and quickly pulled up his pants.
The man was dirty and stinky, and he had not taken a bath for many days. He was bald and wore a wool hat, and there was nothing valuable on him.
Zhang Zian had originally planned to send him to the police station, but seeing his embarra.s.sed look, he didn’t want to have any physical contact with him. Besides, after going to the police station, he had to record his statement and so on, which felt quite troublesome. It was better to give him a little lesson and let him go.
“Do you often do this?” Zhang Zian asked.
The thief was stunned and argued as if he had been insulted,””No! I only sleep with the person I like! I’m not a casual person!”
“I’m asking about stealing someone else’s bag,”Zhang Zian replied.
“Ah? Oh, no, I…It’s my first time, really, you have to believe me, I swear in the name of G.o.d, I swear in the name of my 80-year-old grandmother, it’s my first time! I’m begging you to spare me, okay?” The thief swore with his eyes wide open. Although his expression was on point, it was obvious that it was fake. How could an inexperienced person open the door so quickly?
“I’m warning you, if you dare to lay a hand on the China tourists again …” Zhang Zian knew that he was lying, but he was too lazy to expose him. He gave him a warning and then quickly went back to the restaurant to finish the rest of the seafood Italy. He couldn’t waste it.
“China tourists? You’re a China Tourist? Oh my G.o.d! If I had known that you were a China Tourist, I would never have done this! I like China, and I like China’s capital, Shanghai. My aunt married a Chinese man, so I’m half Chinese! If you don’t believe me, see if my eyes are black? I’m also yellow-skinned, just that the color is a little darker! “Oh my G.o.d, it’s a misunderstanding. I thought you were Korean. You know, I hate Koreans the most …” The thief jabbered on and on, and they almost called each other brothers.
Zhang Zian was speechless.
These smooth-tongued Mexicans were a real headache. They spoke human words and ghost words, and tried their best to get close to girls like dogskin plaster. They also used this shameless way to chase girls, and some girls really fell for it.
Richard blinked his eyes, meaning,”It didn’t seem like reasoning would work, so he’d better kill him decisively!
Zhang Zian gave famous a look, and the latter understood. It lowered its head to the thief’s ear and barked a few times, which scared the thief so much that he almost wet his pants.
“No! No! Don’t bite me! Don’t bite me!” He trembled and held his head, not daring to say anything more.
Zhang Zian really didn’t know how to teach him a lesson. Beating him up was a bit too much, and it would also dirty his hands.
“What’s your name?”
“My … My name is Fernando rambias de azwado.” The thief replied.
F * ck, this name is so long!
“I’ll remember your name. Get up and get lost! Don’t let me see you again, and don’t steal the bags of China tourists. ” Zhang Zian warned.
Famous reluctantly moved away from the thief. It had taken a lot of effort to catch up with him, and it felt that letting him go would not satisfy its hatred.
At first, Fernando couldn’t believe that Zhang Zian would let him go just like that. After a while, he found that it was true, so he quickly got up from the ground and dusted off the dirt. He didn’t dare to look directly into Zhang Zian’s eyes. He wanted to pick up the knife, but the knife was pressed down by famous’s front paw, and it growled at him as a warning.
“Can you get it to return the knife to me?” Fernando said in a low voice.
“So that you can use a knife to Rob and threaten others? No! Grab the skateboard and get out of here before I change my mind!” Zhang Zian refused.
“No, no, you’ve misunderstood. I need someone to defend myself, do you understand? Otherwise, if I encounter other vagrants, I might be beaten up. And that d.a.m.n coyote, last time I was chased by a coyote and almost got bitten! “After I enter the forest, if I don’t have the knife, my neck might be bitten off when I wake up …” Fernando picked up the skateboard and held it under his arm, still not giving up his knife.
It didn’t sound like a lie, but there was another word that caught Zhang Zian’s attention.
“Forest? What forest? What are you doing in the forest?”
Fernando smiled flatteringly and pointed to the North.”The mahogany forest Park. Someone there said that they would give us free food and a place to live.”