nebber, "cept once, you give me lilly bit of libber. That no do, Ma.s.sa Johnson; you no ab charity; and suppose you no send me sheep"s head to-morrow morning, dam you libber, that"s all. I see many more, but I see um all very sorry, and dat they mean to sin no more, so dis time I let um off, and say nothing about it, because I know plenty of plantain and banana" (pointing to one), "and oranges and shaddock" (pointing to another), "and salt fish" (pointing to a third), "and ginger pop and spruce beer," (pointing to a fourth), "and a straw hat" (pointing to a fifth), "and eberything else, come to my house to-morrow. So I say no more bout it; I see you all very sorry--you only forget. You all ab charity and all ab faith; so now, my dear bredren, we go down on our knees, and thank G.o.d for all this, and more especially that I save all your souls from going to the debil, who run about Barbadoes like one roaring lion, seeking what he may lay hold off, and cram into his dam fiery jaw."
"That will do, Peter," said O"Brien; "we have the cream of it I think."
We left the house and walked down to the boat. "Surely. O"Brien," said I, "this should not be permitted?"
"He"s no worse than his neighbours," replied O"Brien, "and perhaps does less harm. I admired the rascal"s ingenuity; he gave his flock what, in Ireland, we should call a pretty broad hint."
"Yes, there was no mistaking him; but is he a licensed preacher?"
"Very little license in his preaching, I take it; no, I suppose he has had a _call_."
"A call!--what do you mean?"
"I mean that he wants to fill his belly. Hunger is a call of nature, Peter."
"He seems to want a good many things, if we were to judge by his catalogue: what a pity it is that these poor people are not better instructed."
"That they never will be, Peter, while there is, what may be called, free trade in religion."
"You speak like a Catholic, O"Brien."
"I am one," replied he. And here our conversation ended, for we were close to the boat, which was waiting for us on the beach.
The next day a man-of-war brig arrived from England, bringing letters for the squadron on the station. I had two from my sister Ellen, which made me very uncomfortable. She stated, that my father had seen my uncle, Lord Privilege, and had had high words with him; indeed, as far as she could ascertain of the facts, my father had struck my uncle, and had been turned out of the house by the servants. That he had returned in a state of great excitement, and had been ill ever since. That there was a great deal of talk in the neighbourhood on the subject--people generally highly blaming my father"s conduct and thinking that he was deranged in his intellect,--a supposition very much encouraged by my uncle. She again expressed her hopes of my speedy return. I had now been absent nearly three years, and she had been so uncomfortable that she felt as if it had been at least ten. O"Brien also received a letter from Father McGrath, which I shall lay before the reader.
"MY DEAR SON,--Long life, and all the blessings of all the saints be upon you now and for evermore! Amen. And may you live to be married, and may I dance at your wedding, and may you never want children, and may they grow up as handsome as their father and their mother (whoever she may hereafter be), and may you die of a good old age, and in the true faith, and be waked handsomely, as your own father was last Friday s"ennight, seeing as how he took it into his head to leave this world for a better. It was a very dacent funeral-procession, my dear Terence, and your father must have been delighted to see himself so well attinded. No man ever made a more handsome corpse, considering how old, and thin, and haggard he had grown of late; and how grey his hair had turned. He held the nosegay between his fingers, across his breast, as natural as life, and reminded us all of the blessed saint Pope Gregory who was called to glory some hundred years before either you or I was born.
"Your mother"s quite comfortable; and there she sits in the ould chair, rocking to and fro all day long, and never speaking a word to n.o.body, thinking about heaven, I dare to say; which is just what she ought to do, seeing that she stands a very pretty chance of going there in the course of a month or so. Divil a word has she ever said since your father"s departure, but then she screamed and yelled enough to last for seven years at the least. She screamed away all her senses any how, for she has done nothing since but cough, cough, and fumble at her pater-nosters,--a very blessed way to pa.s.s the remainder of her days, seeing that I expect her to drop every minute, like an over ripe sleepy pear. So don"t think any more about her, my son, for without you are back in a jiffy, her body will be laid in consecrated ground, and her happy, blessed soul in purgatory. _Pax vobisc.u.m_.
Amen! Amen!
"And now having disposed of your father and your mother so much to your satisfaction, I"ll just tell you that Ella"s mother died in the convent at Dieppe, but whether she kept her secret or not I do not know; but this I do know, that if she didn"t relieve her soul by confession, she"s d.a.m.ned to all eternity. Thanks be to G.o.d for all his mercies. Amen! Ella Flanagan is still alive, and, for a nun, is as well as can be expected. I find that she knows nothing at all about the matter of the exchanging the genders of the babbies--only that her mother was on oath to Father O"Toole, who ought to be hanged, drawn, and quartered, instead of those poor fellows whom the government called rebels, but who were no more rebels than Father McGrath himself, who"ll uphold the Pretender, as they call our true Catholic King, as long as there"s life in his body, or a drop of whisky left in ould Ireland to drink his health wid.--Talking about Father O"Toole puts me in mind that the bishop has not yet decided our little bit of dispute, saying that he must take time to think about it. Now considering that it"s just three years since the row took place, the old gentleman must be a very slow thinker, not to have found out by this time that I was in the right, and that Father O"Toole, the baste, is not good enough to be hanged.
"Your two married sisters are steady and diligent young women, having each made three children since you last saw them. Fine boys, every mother"s son of them, with elegant s.p.a.cious features, and famous mouths for taking in whole potatoes. By the powers, but the effects of the tree of the O"Briens begin to make a noise in the land, anyhow, as you would say if you only heard them roaring for their bit of suppers.
"And now, my dear son Terence, to the real purport of this letter, which is just to put to your soul"s conscience, as a dutiful son, whether you ought not to send me a small matter of money to save your poor father"s soul from pain and anguish--for it"s no joke that being in purgatory, I can tell you; and you wouldn"t care how soon you were tripped out of it yourself. I only wish you had but your little toe in it, and then you"d burn with impatience to have it out again. But you"re a dutiful son, so I"ll say no more about it--a nod"s as good as a wink to a blind horse.
"When your mother goes, which, with the blessing of G.o.d, will be in a very little while, seeing that she has only to follow her senses, which are gone already, I"ll take upon myself to sell everything, as worldly goods and chattels are of no use to dead people: and I have no doubt but that what, with the furniture, and the two cows, and the pigs, and the crops in the ground, there will be enough to save her soul from the flames, and bury her dacently into the bargain.
However, as you are the heir-at-law, seeing that the property is all your own, I"ll keep a debtor and creditor account of the whole; and should there be any over, I"ll use it all out in ma.s.ses, so as to send her up to heaven by express and if there"s not sufficient, she must remain where she is till you come back and make up the deficiency. In the meanwhile I am your loving father in faith,
"Urtagh McGrath."
CHAPTER FIFTY TWO.
GOOD SENSE IN SWINBURNE--NO MAN A HERO TO HIS "VALET DE CHAMBRE," OR A PROPHET IN HIS OWN COUNTRY--O"BRIEN TAKES A STEP BY STRATEGY--O"BRIEN PARTS WITH HIS FRIEND, AND PETER"S STAR IS NO LONGER IN THE ASCENDANT.
O"Brien was sorry for the death of his father, but he could not feel as most people would have done, as his father had certainly never been a father to him. He was sent to sea to be got rid of, and ever since he had been there had been the chief support of his family: his father was very fond of whisky, and not very fond of exertion. He was too proud of the true Milesian blood in his veins, to do anything to support himself; but not too proud to live upon his son"s hard-earned gains. For his mother O"Brien felt very much; she had always been kind and affectionate, and was very fond of him. Sailors, however, are so estranged from their families, when they have been long in their profession, and so accustomed to vicissitudes, that no grief for the loss of a relation lasts very long, and, in a week, O"Brien had recovered his usual spirits, when a vessel brought us the intelligence that a French squadron had been seen off St. Domingo. This put us all on the _qui vive_. O"Brien was sent for by the admiral, and ordered to hasten his brig for sea with all possible despatch, as he was to proceed with despatches to England forthwith. In three days we were reported ready, received our orders, and at eight o"clock in the evening made sail from Carlisle Bay.
"Well, Mr Swinburne," said I, "how do you like your new situation?"
"Why, Mr Simple, I like it well enough, and it"s not disagreeable to be an officer, and sit in your own cabin; but still, I feel that I should get on better, if I were in another ship. I"ve been hail fellow well met with the ship"s company so long, that I can"t top the officer over them, and we can"t get the duty done as smart as I could wish; and then, at night, I find it very lonely, stuck up in my cabin like a parson"s clerk, and n.o.body to talk to; for the other warrants are particular, and say that I"m only acting, and may not be confirmed, so they hold aloof.
I don"t much like being answerable for all that lot of gunpowder--it"s queer stuff to handle."
"Very true, Swinburne; but still, if there were no responsibility, we should require no officers. You recollect that you are now provided for for life, and will have half-pay."
"That"s what made me bite, Mr Simple; I thought of the old woman, and how comfortable it would make her in her old age, and so, d"ye see, I sacrificed myself."
"How long have you been married, Swinburne?"
"Ever since Christmas "94. I wasn"t going to be hook"d carelessly, so I nibbled afore I took the bait. Had four years" trial of her first, and finding that she had plenty of ballast, I sailed her as my own."
"How do you mean by plenty of ballast?"
"I don"t mean, Mr Simple, a broad bow and square hulk. You know very well that if a vessel has not ballast, she"s bottom up in no time. Now, what keeps a woman stiff under her canvas is her modesty."
"Very true. Swinburne; but it"s a rare commodity on the beach."
"And why, Mr Simple? because liquor is more valued. Many a good man has found it to be his bane; and as for a woman, when once she takes to it, she"s like a ship without a rudder, and goes right before the wind to the devil. Not that I think a man ought not to take a nor-wester or two, when he can get them. Rum was not given by G.o.d Almighty only to make the n.i.g.g.e.rs dance, but to make all our hearts glad; neither do I see why a woman is to stand out neither; what"s good for Jack can"t hurt Poll; only there is a medium, as they say, in all things, and half-and-half is quite strong enough."
"I should think it was," replied I, laughing.
"But don"t be letting me prevent you from keeping a look-out, Mr Simple.--You Hoskins, you"re half a point off the wind. Luff you may.-- I think, Mr Simple, that Captain O"Brien didn"t pick out the best man, when he made Tom Alsop a quarter-master in my place."
"Why, he is a very steady, good man, Swinburne."
"Yes, so he is; but he has natural defects, which shouldn"t be overlooked."
"I was not aware of that."
"No, but I was. Alsop wants to sarve out his time for his pension, and when he has sarved, you see if, when the surgeons examine him, they don"t invalid him, as blind as a bat. I should like to have him as gunner"s mate, and that"s just what he"s fit for. But, Mr Simple, I think we shall have some bad weather. The moon looks greasy, and the stars want snuffing. You"ll have two reefs in the topsails afore morning. There"s five bells striking. Now, I"ll turn in; if I didn"t keep half the first, and half the morning watch, I shouldn"t sleep all the night. I miss my regular watch very much, Mr Simple--habit"s every thing--and I don"t much fancy a standing bed-place, it"s so large, and I feel so cold of my sides. Nothing like a hammock, after all. Good night, Mr Simple."
"Good night. Swinburne."
Our orders were to proceed with all _possible_ despatch; and O"Brien carried on day and night, generally remaining up himself till one or two o"clock in the morning. We had very favourable weather, and in a little more than a month we pa.s.sed the Lizard. The wind being fair, we pa.s.sed Plymouth, ran up Channel, and anch.o.r.ed at Spithead.
After calling upon the admiral, O"Brien set off for town with his despatches, and left me in command of the ship. In three days, I received a letter from him, informing me that he had seen the First Lord, who had asked him a great many questions concerning the station he had quitted; that he had also complimented O"Brien on his services. "On that hint I spake," continued O"Brien; "I ventured to insinuate to his lordship, that I had hoped that I had earned my promotion; and as there is nothing like _quartering on the enemy_, I observed that I had not applied to Lord Privilege, as I considered my services would have been sufficient, without any application on his part. His lordship returned a very gracious answer; said that my Lord Privilege was a great ally of his and very friendly to the Government; and inquired when I was going to see him. I replied, that I certainly should not pay my respects to his lordship at present, unless there was occasion for it, as I must take a more favourable opportunity. So I hope that good may come from the great lord"s error, which of course I shall not correct, as I feel I deserve my promotion--and you know, Peter, if you can"t gain it by _hook_, you must by _crook_." He then concluded his letter; but there was a postscript as follows:--
"Wish me joy, my dear Peter. I have this moment received a letter from the private secretary, to say that I am _posted_ and appointed to the _Semiramis_ frigate, about to set sail for the East Indies. She is all ready to start; and now I must try and get you with me, of which I have no doubt; as, although her officers have been long appointed, there will be little difficulty of success, when I mention your relationship to Lord Privilege, and while they remain in error as to his taking an interest in my behalf."
I sincerely rejoiced at O"Brien"s good fortune. His promotion I had considered certain, as his services had ent.i.tled him to it: but the command of so fine a frigate must have been given upon the supposition that it would be agreeable to my uncle, who was not only a prime supporter, but a very useful member of the Tory government. I could not help laughing to myself, at the idea of O"Brien obtaining his wishes from the influence of a person who, probably, detested him as much as one man could detest another; and I impatiently waited for O"Brien"s next letter, by which I hoped to find myself appointed to the _Semiramis_; but a sad _contre temps_ took place.
O"Brien did not write; but came down two days afterwards, hastened on board the _Semiramis_, read his commission, and a.s.sumed the command before even he had seen me: he then sent his gig on board of the _Rattlesnake_, to desire me to come to him directly. I did so, and we went down into the cabin of the frigate. "Peter," said he, "I was obliged to hasten down and read myself captain of this ship, as I am in fear that things are not going on well. I had called to pay my respects at the Admiralty, previous to joining, and was kicking my heels in the waiting-room, when who should walk up the pa.s.sage, as if he were a captain on his own quarter-deck, but your uncle, Lord Privilege. His eye met mine--he recognised me immediately--and, if it did not flash fire, it did something very like it. He asked a few questions of one of the porters, and was giving his card, when my name was called for. I pa.s.sed him, and up I went to the First Lord, thanked him for the frigate; and having received a great many compliments upon my exertions on the West India station, made my bow and retired. I had intended to have requested your appointment, but I knew that your name would bring up Lord Privilege"s; and, moreover, your uncle"s card was brought up and laid upon the table while I was sitting there. The First Lord, I presume, thought that his lordship was come to thank him for his kindness to me, which only made him more civil. I made my bow, and went down, and met the eye of Lord Privilege, who looked daggers at me as he walked upstairs--for, of course, he was admitted immediately after my audience was finished. Instead of waiting to hear the result of the explanation, I took a post-chaise, and have come down here as fast as four horses can bring me, and have read myself in--for, Peter, I feel sure, that if not on board, my commission will be cancelled; and I know that if once in command, as I am now, I can call for a court-martial, to clear my character if I am superseded. I know that the Admiralty _can_ do anything, but still they will be cautious in departing from the rules of the service, to please even Lord Privilege. I looked up at the sky as soon as I left the Admiralty portico, and was glad to see that the weather was so thick, and the telegraph not at work, or I might have been too late. Now I"ll go on sh.o.r.e, and report myself to the admiral, as having taken the command of the _Semiramis_."
O"Brien went on sh.o.r.e to report himself, was well received by the admiral, who informed him, that if he had any arrangements to make, he could not be too soon, as he should not be surprised if his sailing orders came down the next morning. This was very annoying, as I could not see how I should be able to join O"Brien"s ship, even if I could effect an exchange, in so short a time. I therefore hastened on board of the _Semiramis_ and applied to the officers to know if any of them were willing to exchange into the _Rattlesnake_; but although they did not much like going to the East Indies, they would not exchange into a brig, and I returned disappointed.
The next morning, the admiral sent for O"Brien, and told him confidentially, for he was the same admiral who had received O"Brien when he escaped from prison with me, and was very kind to him, that there was some hitch about his having the _Semiramis_, and that orders had come down to pay her off, all standing, and examine her bottom, if Captain O"Brien had not joined her.
"Do you understand what this means?" said the admiral, who was anxious to know the reason.