Lancaster"s private study.
The great editor took up the steaming hot proof that had just been brought him, and glanced down it carelessly with a rapid scrutiny.
Then he turned to Ernest, and said in a dreamy fashion, "This will do. We"ll print this to-morrow. You may send us a middle very occasionally. Come here at four o"clock, when a subject suggests itself to you, and speak to me about it. My time"s very fully occupied. Good morning, Mr. Le Breton. Berkeley, stop a minute, I want to talk with you."
It was all done in a moment, and almost before Ernest knew what had happened he was out in the street again, with tears filling his eyes, and joy his heart, for here at last was bread, bread, bread, for Edie and the baby! He ran without stopping all the way back to Holloway, rushed headlong into the house and fell into Edie"s arms, calling out wildly, "He"s taken it! He"s taken it!" Edie kissed him half-a-dozen times over, and answered bravely, "I knew he would, Ernest. It was such a splendid article." And yet thousands of readers of the "Morning Intelligence" next day skimmed lightly over the leader on organ-boys in their ordinary casual fashion, without even thinking what hopes and fears and doubts and terrors had gone to the making of that very commonplace bit of newspaper rhetoric. For if the truth must be told, Edie"s first admiring criticism was perfectly correct, and Ernest Le Breton"s leader was just for all the world exactly the same as anybody else"s.
Meanwhile, Arthur Berkeley had stayed behind as requested in Mr.
Lancaster"s study, and waited to hear what Mr. Lancaster had to say to him. The editor looked up at him wearily from his chair, pa.s.sed his bread hand slowly across his bewildered forehead, and then said the one word, "Poor?"
"Nothing on earth to do," Berkeley answered.
"He might make a journalist, perhaps," the editor said, sleepily.
"This social"s up to the average. At any rate, I"ll do my very best for him. But he can"t live upon socials. We have too many social men already. What can he do? That"s the question. It won"t do to say he can write pretty nearly as well about anything that turns up as any other man in England can do. I can get a hundred young fellows in the Temple to do that, any day. The real question"s this: is there anything he can write about a great deal better than all the other men in all England put together?"
"Yes, there is," Berkeley answered with commendable prompt.i.tude, undismayed by Mr. Lancaster"s excessive requirements. "He knows more about communists, socialists, and political exiles generally, than anybody else in the whole of London."
"Good," the editor answered, brightening up, and speaking for a moment a little less languidly. "That"s good. There"s this man Schurz, now, the German agitator. He"s going to be tried soon for a seditious libel it seems, and he"ll be sent to prison, naturally.
Now, does your friend know anything at all of this fellow?"
"He knows him personally and intimately," Berkeley replied, delighted to find that the card which had proved so bad a one at Pilbury Regis was turning up trumps in the more Bohemian neighbourhood of the Temple and Fleet Street. "He can give you any information you want about Schurz or any of the rest of those people. He has a.s.sociated with them all familiarly for the last six or seven years."
"Then he takes an interest in politics," said Mr. Lancaster, almost waking up now. "That"s good again. It"s so very difficult to find young men nowadays, able to write, who take a genuine interest in politics. They all go off after literature and science and aesthetics, and other dry uninteresting subjects. Now, what does your average intelligent daily paper reader care, I should like to know, about literature and science and aesthetics and so forth? Well, he"ll do, I"ve very little doubt: at any rate, I"ll give him a trial. Perhaps he might be able to undertake this Great Widgerly disenfranchising case. Stop! he"s poor, isn"t he? I daresay he"d just as soon not wait for his money for this social. In the ordinary course, he wouldn"t get paid till the end of the quarter; but I"ll give you a cheque to take back to him now; perhaps he wants it. Poor fellow, poor fellow! he really looks very delicate. Depend upon it, Berkeley, I"ll do anything on earth for him, if only he"ll write tolerably."
"You"re awfully good," Arthur said, taking the proffered cheque gratefully. "I"m sure the money will be of great use to him: and it"s very kind indeed of you to have thought of it."
"Not at all, not at all,"the editor answered, collapsing dreamily.
"Good morning, good morning."
At Mrs. Halliss"s lodgings in Holloway, Edie was just saying to Ernest over their simple tea, "I wonder what they"ll give you for it, Ernest." And Ernest had just answered, big with hope, "Well, I should think it would be quite ten shillings, but I shouldn"t be surprised, Edie, if it was as much as a pound;" when the door opened, and in walked Arthur Berkeley, with a cheque in his hand, which he laid by Edie"s teacup. Edie took it up and gave a little cry of delight and astonishment. Ernest caught it from her hand in his eagerness, and gazed upon it with dazed and swimming vision.
Did he read the words aright, and could it be really, "Pay E. Le Breton, Esq., or order, three guineas"? Three guineas! Three guineas!
Three real actual positive gold and silver guineas! It was almost too much for either of them to believe, and all for a single morning"s light labour! What a perfect Eldorado of wealth and happiness seemed now to be opening out unexpectedly before them!
So much Arthur Berkeley, his own eyes glistening too with a sympathetic moisture, saw and heard before he went away in a happier mood and left them to their own domestic congratulations. But he did not see or know the reaction that came in the dead of night, after all that day"s unwonted excitement, to poor, sickening, weary, over-burdened Ernest. Even Edie never knew it all, for Ernest was careful to hide it as much as possible from her knowledge. But he knew himself, though he would not even light the candle to see it, that he had got those three glorious guineas--the guineas they had so delighted in--with something more than a morning"s labour. He had had to pay for them, not figuratively but literally, with some of his very life-blood.
CHAPTER XXV.
HARD PRESSED.
A week or two later, while "The Primate of Fiji" was still running vigorously at the Ambiguities Theatre, Arthur Berkeley"s second opera, "The Duke of Bermondsey; or, the Bold Buccaneers of the Isle of Dogs," was brought out with vast success and immense exultation at the Marlborough. There is always a strong tendency to criticise a little severely the second work of a successful beginner: people like to a.s.sume a knowing air, and to murmur self-complacently that they felt sure from the beginning he couldn"t keep up permanently to his first level. But in spite of that natural tendency of the unregenerate human mind, and in spite, too, of a marked political bias on the author"s part, "The Duke of Bermondsey" took the town by storm almost as completely as "The Primate of Fiji" had done before it. Everybody said that though the principles of the piece were really quite atrocious, when one came to think of them seriously, yet the music and the dialogue were crisp and brisk enough to float any amount of social or economical heresy that that clever young man, Mr. Arthur Berkeley, might choose to put into one of his amusing and original operas.
The social and economical heresies, of course, were partly due to Ernest Le Breton"s insidious influence. At the same time that Berkeley was engaged in partially converting Ernest, Ernest was engaged in the counter process of partially converting Berkeley.
To say the truth, the conversion was not a very difficult matter to effect; the neophyte had in him implicitly already the chief saving doctrines of the socialistic faith, or, if one must put it conversely, the germs of the disease were const.i.tutionally implanted in his system, and only needed a little external encouragement to bring the poison out fully in the most virulent form of the complaint. The great point of "The Duke of Bermondsey" consisted in the ridiculous contrast it exhibited between the wealth, dignity, and self-importance of the duke himself, and the squalid, miserable, shrinking poverty of the East-end purlieus from which he drew his enormous revenues. Ernest knew a little about the East-end from practical experience; he had gone there often with Ronald, on his rounds of mercy, and had seen with his own eyes those dens of misery which most people have only heard or read about. It was Ernest who had suggested this light satirical treatment of the great social problem, whose more serious side he himself had learnt to look at in Max Schurz"s revolutionary salon; and it was to Ernest that Arthur Berkeley owed the first hint of that famous scene where the young Countess of Coalbrookdale converses familiarly on the natural beauties of healthful labour with the chorus of intelligent colliery hands, in the most realistic of grimy costumes, from her father"s estates in Staffordshire. The stalls hardly knew whether to laugh or frown when the intelligent colliers respectfully invited the countess, in her best Ascot flounces and furbelows, to enjoy the lauded delights of healthful mine labour in propria persona: but they quite recovered their good humour when the band of theatrical buccaneers, got up by the duke in Spanish costumes, with intent to deceive his lawless tenants in the East-end, came unexpectedly face to face with the genuine buccaneers of the Isle of Dogs, clothed in real costermonger caps and second-hand pilot-jackets of the marine-storedealers" fashionable pattern. It was all only the ridiculous incongruity of our actual society represented in the very faintest shades of caricature upon the stage; but it made the incongruities more incongruous still to see them crowded together so closely in a single concentrated tableau. Unthinking people laughed uproariously at the fun and nonsense of the piece; thinking people laughed too, but not without an uncomfortable side twinge of conscientious remorse at the pity of it all. Some wise heads even observed with a shrug that when this sort of thing was applauded upon the stage, the fine old inst.i.tutions of England were getting into dangerous contact with these pernicious continental socialistic theories. And no doubt those good people were really wise in their generation. "When Figaro came," Arthur Berkeley said himself to Ernest, "the French revolution wasn"t many paces behind on the track of the ages."
"Better even than the Primate, Mr. Berkeley," said Hilda Tregellis, as she met him in a London drawing-room a few days later. "What a delightful scene, that of the Countess of Coalbrookdale! You"re doing real good, I do believe, by making people think about these things more seriously, you know. As poor dear Mr. Le Breton would have said, you"ve got an ethical purpose--isn"t that the word?--underlying even your comic operas. By the way, do you ever see the Le Bretons now? Poor souls, I hear they"re doing very badly. The elder brother, Herbert Le Breton--horrid wretch!--he"s here to-night; going to marry that pretty Miss Faucit, they say; daughter of old Mr. Faucit, the candle-maker--no, not candles, soap I think it is--but it doesn"t matter twopence nowadays, does it? Well, as I was saying, you"re doing a great deal of good with characters like this Countess of Coalbrookdale. We want more mixture of cla.s.ses, don"t we? more free intercourse between them; more familiarity of every sort. For my part, now, I should really very much like to know more of the inner life of the working cla.s.ses."
"If only he"d ask me to go to lunch," she thought, "with his dear old father, the superannuated shoemaker! so very romantic, really!"
But Arthur only smiled a sphinx-like smile, and answered lightly, "You would probably object to their treatment of you as much as the countess objected to the uupleasant griminess of the too-realistic coal galleries. Suppose you were to fall into the hands of a logical old radical workman, for example, who tore you to pieces, mentally speaking, with a shake or two of his big teeth, and calmly informed you that in his opinion you were nothing more than a very empty-headed, pretentious, ignorant young woman--perhaps even, after the plain-spoken vocabulary of hie kind, a regular downright minx and hussey?"
"Charming," Lady Hilda answered, with perfect candour; "so very different from the senseless adulation of all the Hughs, and Guys, and Berties! What I do love in talking to clever men, Mr. Berkeley, is their delicious frankness and transparency. If they think one a fool, they tell one so plainly, or at least they let one see it without any reserve. Now that, you know, is really such a very delightful trait in clever people"s characters!"
"I don"t know how you can have had the opportunity of judging, Lady Hilda," Arthur answered, looking at her handsome open face with a momentary glance of pa.s.sing admiration--Hilda Tregellis was improving visibly as she matured--"for no one can possibly ever have thought anything of the sort with you, I"m certain: and that I can say quite candidly, without the slightest tinge of flattery or adulation."
"What! YOU don"t think me a fool, Mr. Berkeley," cried Lady Hilda, delighted even with that very negative bit of favourable appreciation.
"Now, that I call a real compliment, I a.s.sure you, because I know you clever people pitch your standard of intelligence so very, very high! You consider everybody fools, I"m sure, except the few people who are almost as clever as you yourselves are. However, to return to the countess: I do think there ought to be more mixture of cla.s.ses in England, and somebody told me"--this was a violent effort to be literary on Hilda"s part, by way of rising to the height of the occasion--"somebody told me that Mr. Matthew Arnold, who"s so dreadfully satirical, and cultivated, and so forth, thinks exactly the same thing, you know. Why shouldn"t the Countess of Coalbrookdale have really married the foreman of the colliers?
I daresay she"d have been a great deal happier with a kind-hearted sensible man like him than with that lumbering, hunting, pheasant-shooting, horse-racing lout of a Lord Coalbrookdale, who would go to Norway on a fishing tour without her--now wouldn"t she?"
"Very probably," Berkeley answered: "but in these matters we don"t regard happiness only,--that, you see, would be mere base, vulgar, commonplace utilitarianism:--we regard much more that grand impersonal overruling ent.i.ty, that unseen code of social morals, which we commonly call the CONVENANCES. Proper people don"t take happiness into consideration at all, comparatively: they act religiously after the fashion that the CONVENANCES impose upon them."
"Ah, but why, Mr. Berkeley," Lady Hilda said, vehemently, "why should the whole world always take it for granted that because a girl happens to be born the daughter of people whose name"s in the peerage, she must necessarily be the slave of the proprieties, devoid of all higher or better instincts? Why should they take it for granted that she"s dest.i.tute of any appreciation for any kind of greatness except the kind that"s represented by a million and a quarter in the three per cents., or a great-great-grandfather who fought at the battle of Naseby? Why mayn"t she have a spark of originality? Why mayn"t she be as much attracted by literature, by science, by art, by... by... by beautiful music, as, say, the daughter of a lawyer, a doctor, or, or, or a country shopkeeper?
What I want to know is just this, Mr. Berkeley: if people don"t believe in distinctions of birth, why on earth should they suppose that Lady Mary, or Lady Betty, or Lady Winifred, must necessarily be more ba.n.a.le and vulgar-minded, and common-place than plain Miss Jones, or Miss Brown, or Miss Robinson? You admit that these other girls may possibly care for higher subjects: then why on earth shouldn"t we, can you tell me?"
"Certainly," Arthur Berkeley answered, looking down into Lady Hilda"s beautiful eyes after a dreamy fashion, "certainly there"s no inherent reason why one person shouldn"t have just as high tastes by nature as another. Everything depends, I suppose, upon inherited qualities, variously mixed, and afterwards modified by society and education.--It"s very hot here, to-night, Lady Hilda, isn"t it?"
"Very," Lady Hilda echoed, taking his arm as she spoke. "Shall we go into the conservatory?"
"I was just going to propose it myself," Berkeley said, with a faint tremor thrilling in his voice. She was a very beautiful woman, certainly, and her unfeigned appreciation of his plays and his music was undeniably very flattering to him.
"Unless I bring him fairly to book this evening," Hilda thought to herself as she swept with him gracefully into the conservatory, "I shall have to fall back upon the red-haired hurlyburlying Scotch professor, after all--if I don"t want to end by getting into the clutches of one of those horrid Monties or Algies!"
CHAPTER XXVI.
IRRECLAIMABLE.
The occasional social articles for the "Morning Intelligence" supplied Ernest with work enough for the time being to occupy part of his leisure, and income enough to keep the ship floating somehow, if not securely, at least in decent fair-weather fashion. His frequent trips with Ronald into the East-end gave him something comparatively fresh to write about, and though he was compelled to conceal his own sentiments upon many points, in order to conform to that impersonal conscience, "the policy of the paper," he was still able to deal with subjects that really interested him, and in which he fancied he might actually be doing a little good. A few days after he had taken seriously to the new occupation, good Mrs. Halliss made her appearance in the tiny sitting-room one morning, and with many apologies and much humming and hawing ventured to make a slight personal representation to wondering little Edie.
"If you please, mum," she said nervously, fumbling all the while with the corner of the table cloth she was folding on the breakfast-table, "if I might make so bold, mum, without offence, I should like to say as me an" John "as been talkin" it hover, an" we think now as your good gentleman "as so much writin" to do, at "is littery work, mum, as I may make bold to call it, perhaps you wouldn"t mind, so as not to disturb "im with the blessed baby--not as that dear child couldn"t never disturb n.o.body, bless "er dear "eart, the darling, not even when she"s cryin", she"s that sweet and gentle,--but we thought, mum, as littery gentlemen likes to "ave the coast clear, in the manner of speakin", and perhaps you wouldn"t mind bein" so good as to use the little front room upstairs, mum, for a sort o"
nursery, as I may call it, for the dear baby. It was our bedroom, that was, where John an" me used to sleep; but we"ve been an"
putt our things into the front hattic, mum, as is very nice and comfortable in every way, so as to make room for the dear baby. An"
if you won"t take it as a liberty, mum, me an" John "ud be more"n glad if you"d kindly make use of that there room for a sort of occasional nursery for the dear baby."
Edie bit her lip hard in her momentary confusion. "Oh, dear, Mrs.
Halliss," she said, almost crying at the kindly meant offer, "I"m afraid we can"t afford to have THREE rooms all for ourselves as things go at present. How much do you propose to charge us for the additional nursery?"
"Charge you for it, mum," Mrs. Halliss echoed, almost indignantly; "charge our lodgers for any little hextry accommodation like the small front room upstairs, mum--now, don"t you go and say that to John, mum, I beg of you; for "is temper"s rather short at times, mum, thro" boin" asmatic and the rheumatiz, though you wouldn"t think it to look at "im, that you wouldn"t; an" I"m reely afraid, mum, he might get angry if anybody was to holler "im anythink for a little bit of hextry accommodation like that there. Lord bless your dear "eart, mum, don"t you say nothink more about that, I beg of you; for if John was to "ear of it, he"d go off in a downright tearin" tantrum at the bare notion. An" about dinner, mum, you"ll "ave the cold mutton an" potatoes, and a bit of biled beetroot; and I"ll just run round to the greengrocer"s this moment to order it for early dinner." And before Edie had time to thank her, the good woman was out of tha room again, and down in the kitchen at her daily preparations, with tears trickling slowly down both her hard red cheeks in her own motherly fashion.
So from that time forth, Ernest had the small sitting-room entirely to himself, whenever he was engaged in his literary labours, while Edie and Dot turned the front bedroom on the first floor into a neat and commodious nursery. As other work did not turn up so rapidly as might have been expected, and as Ernest grew tired after a while of writing magazine articles on "The Great Social Problem,"
which were invariably "declined with thanks" so promptly as to lead to a well-founded suspicion that they had never even been opened by the editor, he determined to employ his spare time in the production of an important economical volume, a treatise on the ultimate ethics of a labouring community, to be ent.i.tled "The Final Rule of Social Right Living." This valuable economical work he continued to toil at for many months in the intervals of his other occupations; and when at last it was duly completed, he read it over at full length to dear little Edie, who considered it one of the most profoundly logical and convincing political treatises ever written. The various leading firms, however, to whom it was afterwards submitted with a view to publication, would appear, oddly enough, to have doubted its complete suitability to the tastes and demands of the reading public in the present century; for they invariably replied to Ernest"s inquiries that they would be happy to undertake its production for the trilling sum of one hundred guineas, payable in advance; but that they did not see their way to accepting the risk and responsibility of floating so speculative a volume on their own account. In the end, the unhappy ma.n.u.script, after many refusals, was converted into c.o.c.k-boats, hats, and paper dollies for little Dot; and its various intermediate reverses need enter no further into the main thread of this history. It kept Ernest busy in the spare hours of several months, and prevented him from thinking too much of his own immediate prospects, in his dreams for the golden future of humanity; and insomuch it did actually subserve some indirectly useful function; but on the other hand it wasted a considerable quant.i.ty of valuable tenpenny foolscap, and provided him after all with one more severe disappointment, to put on top of all the others to which he was just then being subjected. Clearly, the reading public took no paying interest in political economy; or if they did, then the article practically affected by the eternal laws of supply and demand was at least not the one meted out to them from the enthusiastic Schurzian pen of Ernest Le Breton.
One afternoon, not long after Ernest and Edie had taken rooms at Mrs. Halliss"s, they were somewhat surprised at receiving the honour of a casual visit from a very unexpected and unusual quarter. Ronald was with them, talking earnestly over the prospects of the situation, when a knock came at the door, and to their great astonishment the knock was quickly followed by the entrance of Herbert. He had never been there before, and Ernest felt sure he had come now for some very definite and sufficient purpose. And so he had indeed: it was a strange one for him; but Herbert Le Breton was actually bound upon a mission of charity. We have all of us our feelings, no doubt, and Herbert Le Breton, too, in his own fashion, had his.
Ernest was after all a good fellow enough at bottom, and his own brother: (a man can"t for very rospectability"s sake let his own brother go utterly to the dogs if he can possibly help it); and so Herbert had made up his mind, much against his natural inclination, to warn Ernest of the danger he incurred in having anything more to do or say with this insane, disreputable old Schurz fellow. For his own part, he hated giving advice; people never took it; and that was a deadly offence against his amour propre and a gross insult to his personal dignity; but still, in this case, for Ernest"s sake, he determined after an inward struggle to swallow his own private scruples, and make an effort to check his brother on the edge of the abyss. Not that he would come to the point at once; Herbert was a careful diplomatic agent, and he didn"t spoil his hand by displaying all his cards too openly at the outset; he would begin upon comparatively indifferent subjects, and lead round the conversation gradually to the perils and errors of pure Schurzianism.
So he set out by admiring his niece"s fat arms--a remarkable stretch of kindliness on Herbert"s part, for of course other people"s babies are well known to be really the most uninteresting objects in the whole animate universe--and then he pa.s.sed on by natural transitions to Ernest"s housekeeping arrangements, and to the prospects of journalism as a trade, and finally to the necessity for a journalist to consult the tastes of his reading public. "And by the way, Ernest," he said quietly at last, "of course after this row at Pilbury, you"ll drop the acquaintance of your very problematical German socialist."
Edie started in surprise. "What? Herr Schurz?" she said eagerly.