"Fellow of the Royal Society," she muttered feebly through her remaining teeth. "Must be some mistake somewhere, Mrs. Oswald--quite impossible. A very meritorious young man, your son, doubtless; but a National schoolmaster"s hardly likely to be made a Fellow of the Royal Society. Oh, I remember you told me he"s not a National schoolmaster, but has something to do at one of the Oxford colleges.
Yes, yes; I see what it is--Fellow of the Royal Geographical Society.
You subscribe a guinea, and get made a Fellow by subscription, just for the sake of writing F.R.G.S. after your name; it gives a young man a look of importance."
"No, Miss Luttrell, it isn"t that; it"s THE Royal Society; and if you"ll wait a moment, ma"am, I"ll fetch you the president"s letter, and the diploma, to let you see it."
"Oh, no occasion to trouble yourself, Mrs. Oswald!" the old lady put in, almost with alacrity, for she had herself seen the announcement of Harry Oswald"s election in the "Times" a few days before. "No occasion to trouble yourself, I"m sure; I daresay you may be right, and at any rate it"s no business of mine, thank heaven. I never want to poke my nose into anybody else"s business. Well, talking of Oxford, Mrs. Oswald, there"s a very nice young man down here at present; I wonder if you know where he"s lodging? I want to ask him to dinner. He"s a young Mr. Le Breton--one of the Cheshire Le Bretons, you know. His father was Sir Owen Le Breton, a general in the Indian army--brother officer of Major Standish Luttrell"s and very nice people in every way. Lady Le Breton"s a great friend of the Archdeacon"s, so I should like to show her son some little attention. He"s had a very distinguished career at Oxford--your boy may have heard his name, perhaps--and now he"s acting as tutor to Lord Lynmouth, the eldest son of Lord Exmoor, you know; Lady Exmoor was a second cousin of my brother"s wife; very nice people, all of them. The Le Bretons are a really good family, you see; and the Archdeacon"s exceedingly fond of them. So I thought if you could tell me where this young man is lodging--you shop-people pick up all the gossip in the place, always--I"d ask him to dinner to meet the Rector and Colonel Turnbull and my nephew, who would probably be able to offer him a little shooting."
"There"s no partridges about in May, Miss Luttrell," said Mrs.
Oswald, quietly smiling to herself at the fancy picture of Ernest seated in congenial converse with the Rector, Colonel Turnbull, and young Luttrell; "but as to Mr. Le Breton, I DO happen to know where he"s stopping, though it"s not often that I know any Calcombe gossip, save and except what you"re good enough to tell me when you drop in, ma"am; for Mr. Le Breton"s stopping here, in this house, with us, ma"am, this very minute."
"In this house, Mrs. Oswald!" the old lady cried with a start, wagging her unsteady old head this time in genuine surprise; "why, I didn"t know you let lodgings. I thought you and your daughter were too much of fine ladies for THAT, really. I"m glad to hear it. I"ll leave a note for him."
"No, Miss Luttrell, we don"t let lodgings, ma"am, and we don"t need to," Mrs. Oswald answered, proudly. "Mr. Le Breton"s stopping here as my son"s guest. They were friends at Oxford together: and now that Mr. Le Breton has got his holiday, like, Harry"s asked him down to spend a fortnight at Calcombe Pomeroy. And if you"ll leave a note I"ll be very happy to give it to him as soon as he comes in, for he"s out walking now with Harry and Edith."
Old Miss Luttrell sat for half a minute in unwonted silence, revolving in her poor puzzled head what line of tactics she ought to adopt under such a very singular and annoying combination of circ.u.mstances. Stopping at the village grocer"s!--this was really too atrocious! The Le Bretons were all as mad as hatters, that she knew well; all except the mother, who was a sensible person, and quite rational. But old Sir Owen was a man with the most absurd religious fancies--took an interest in the souls of the soldiers; quite right and proper, of course, in a chaplain, but really too ridiculous in a regular field officer. No doubt Ernest Le Breton had taken up some equally extraordinary notions--liberty, equality, fraternity, and a general ma.s.sacre, probably; and he had picked up Harry Oswald as a suitable companion in his revolutionary schemes and fancies. There was no knowing what stone wall one of those mad Le Bretons might choose to run his head against. Still, the practical difficulty remained--how could she extricate herself from this awkward dilemma in such a way as to cover herself with glory, and inflict another bitter humiliation on poor Mrs. Oswald? If only she had known sooner that Ernest was stopping at the Oswalds, she wouldn"t have been so loud in praise of the Le Breton family; she would in that case have dexterously insinuated that Lady Le Breton was only a half-pay officer"s widow, living on her pension; and that her boys had got promotion at Oxford as poor scholars, through the Archdeacon"s benevolent influence. It was too late now, however, to adopt that line of defence; and she fell back accordingly upon the secondary position afforded her by the chance of taking down Mrs. Oswald"s intolerable insolence in another fashion.
"Oh, he"s out walking with your daughter, is he?" she said, maliciously.
"Out walking with your daughter, Mrs. Oswald, NOT with your son.
I saw her pa.s.sing down the meadows half an hour ago with a strange young man; and her brother stopped behind near the millpond. A strange young man; yes, I noticed particularly that he looked like a gentleman, and I was quite surprised that you should let her walk out with him in that extraordinary manner. Depend upon it, Mrs.
Oswald, when young gentlemen in Mr. Le Breton"s position go out walking with young women in your daughter"s position, they mean no good by it--they mean no good by it. Take my advice, Mrs. Oswald, and don"t permit it. Mr. Le Breton"s a very nice young man, and well brought up no doubt--I know his mother"s a woman of principle--still, young men will be young men; and if your son goes bringing down his fine Oxford acquaintances to Calcombe Pomeroy, and you and your husband go flinging Miss Jemima--her name"s Jemima, I think--at the young men"s heads, why, then, of course, you must take the consequences--you must take the consequences!" And with this telling Parthian shot discharged carefully from the shadow of the doorway, accompanied by a running comment of shrugs, nods, and facial distortions, old Miss Luttrell successfully shuffled herself out of the shop, her list unfinished, leaving poor Mrs. Oswald alone and absolutely speechless with indignation. Ernest Le Breton never got a note of invitation from the Squire"s sister: but before nightfall all that was visitable in Calcombe Pomeroy had heard at full length of the horrid conspiracy by which those pushing upstart Oswalds had inveigled a son of poor Lady Le Breton"s down to stop with them, and were now trying to ruin his prospects by getting him to marry their brazen-faced hussey, Jemima Edith.
When Edie returned from her walk that afternoon, Mrs. Oswald went up into her bedroom to see her daughter. She knew at once from Edie"s radiant blushing face and moist eyes what had taken place, and she kissed the pretty shrinking girl tenderly on her forehead.
"Edie darling, I hope you will be happy," she whispered significantly.
"Then you guess it all, mother dear?" asked Edie, relieved that she need not tell her story in set words.
"Yes, darling," said the mother, kissing her again. "And you said "yes.""
Edie coloured once more. "I said "yes," mother, for I love him dearly."
"He"s a dear fellow," the mother answered gently; "and I"m sure he"ll do his best to make you happy."
Later on in the day, Harry came up and knocked at Edie"s door. His mother had told him all about it, and so had Ernest. "Popsy," he said, kissing her also, "I congratulate you. I"m so glad about it. Le Breton"s the best fellow I know, and I couldn"t wish you a better or a kinder husband. You"ll have to wait for him, but he"s worth waiting for. He"s a good fellow and a clever fellow, and an affectionate fellow; and his family are everything that could be desired. It"ll be a splendid thing for you to be able to talk in future about "my mother-in law, Lady Le Breton." Depend upon it, Edie dear, that always counts for something in society."
Edie blushed again, but this time with a certain tinge of shame and disappointment. She had never thought of that herself, and she was hurt that Harry should think and speak of it at such a moment.
She felt with a sigh it was unworthy of him and unworthy of the occasion. Truly the iron of Pi and its evaluations had entered deeply into his soul!
CHAPTER XI.
CULTURE AND CULTURE.
"I wonder, Berkeley," said Herbert Le Breton, examining a coin curiously, "what on earth can ever have induced you, with your ideas and feelings, to become a parson!"
"My dear Le Breton, your taste, like good wine, improves with age," answered Berkeley, coldly. "There are many reasons, any one of which may easily induce a sensible man to go into the Church.
For example, he may feel a disinterested desire to minister to the souls of his poorer neighbours; or he may be first cousin to a bishop; or he may be attracted by an ancient and honourable national inst.i.tution; or he may possess a marked inclination for albs and chasubles; or he may reflect upon the distinct social advantages of a good living; or he may have nothing else in particular to do; or he may simply desire to rouse the impertinent curiosity of all the indolent quidnuncs of his acquaintance, without the remotest intention of ever gratifying their underbred Paul Pry proclivities."
Herbert Le Breton winced a little--he felt he had fairly laid himself open to this unmitigated rebuff--but he did not retire immediately from his untenable position. "I suppose," he said quietly, "there are still people who really do take a practical interest in other people"s souls--my brother Ronald does for one--but the idea is positively too ridiculous. Whenever I read any argument upon immortality it always seems to me remarkably cogent, if the souls in question were your soul and my soul; but just consider the transparent absurdity of supposing that every Hodge Chawbacon, and every rheumatic old Betty Martin, has got a soul, too, that must go on enduring for all eternity! The notion"s absolutely ludicrous.
What an infinite monotony of existence for the poor old creatures to endure for ever--being bored by their own inane personalities for a million aeons! It"s simply appalling to think of!"
But Berkeley wasn"t going to be drawn into a theological discussion--that was a field which he always sedulously and successfully avoided.
"The immortality of the soul," he said quietly, "is a Platonic dogma too frequently confounded, even by moderately instructed persons like yourself, Le Breton, with the Church"s very different doctrine of the resurrection of the body. Upon this latter subject, my dear fellow, about which you don"t seem to be quite clear or perfectly sound in your views, you"ll find some excellent remarks in Bishop Pearson on the Creed--a valuable work which I had the pleasure of studying intimately for my ordination examination."
"Really, Berkeley, you"re the most incomprehensible and mysterious person I ever met in my whole lifetime!" said Herbert, dryly. "I believe you take a positive delight in deceiving and mystifying one. Do you seriously mean to tell me you feel any interest at the present time of day in books written by bishops?"
"A modern bishop," Berkeley answered calmly, "is an unpicturesque but otherwise estimable member of a very distinguished ecclesiastical order, who ought not lightly to be brought into ridicule by lewd or lay persons. On that ground, I have always been in favour myself of gradually reforming his hat, his ap.r.o.n, and even his gaiters, which doubtless serve to render him at least conspicuous if not positively absurd in the irreverent eyes of a ribald generation.
But as to criticising his literary or theological productions, my dear fellow, that would be conduct eminently unbecoming in a simple curate, and savouring of insubordination even in the person of an elderly archdeacon. I decline, therefore, to discuss the subject, especially with a layman on whose orthodoxy I have painful doubts.--Where"s Oswald? Is he up yet?"
"No; he"s down in Devonshire, my brother Ernest writes me."
"What, at Dunbude? What"s Oswald doing there?"
"Oh dear no; not at Dunbude: the peerage hasn"t yet adopted him--at a place called Calcombe Pomeroy, where it seems he lives. Ernest has gone down there from Exmoor for a fortnight"s holiday. You remember, Oswald has a pretty sister--I met her here in your rooms last October, in fact--and I apprehend she may possibly form a measurable portion of the local attractions. A pretty face goes a long way with some people."
Berkeley drew a deep breath, and looked uneasily out of the window.
This was dangerous news, indeed! What, little Miss b.u.t.terfly, has the boy with the gauze net caught sight of you already? Will he trap you and imprison you so soon in his little gilded matrimonial cage, enticing you thereinto with soft words and, sugared compliments to suit your dainty, delicate palate? and must I, who have meant to chase you for the chief ornament of my own small cabinet, be only in time to see you pinioned and cabined in your white lace veils and other pretty disguised entanglements, for his special and particular delectation? This must be looked into, Miss b.u.t.terfly; this must be prevented. Off to Calcombe Pomeroy, then, or other parts unknown, this very next to-morrow; and let us fight out the possession of little Miss b.u.t.terfly with our two gauze nets in opposition--mine tricked as prettily as I can trick it with tags and ends of art-allurements and hummed to in a delicate tune--before this interloping antic.i.p.ating Le Breton has had time to secure you absolutely for himself. Too austere for you, little Miss b.u.t.terfly; good in his way, and kindly meaning, but too austere. Better come and sun yourself in the modest wee palace of art that I mean to build myself some day in some green, sunny, sloping valley, where your flittings will not be rudely disturbed by breath of poverty, nor your pretty feathery wings ruthlessly clipped with a pair of doctrinaire, ethico-socialistic scissors. To Calcombe, then, to Calcombe--and not a day"s delay before I get there. So much of thought, in his own quaint indefinite fashion, flitted like lightning through Arthur Berkeley"s perturbed mind, as he stood gazing wistfully for one second out of his pretty latticed creeper-clad window. Then he remembered himself quickly with a short little sigh, and turned to answer Herbert Le Breton"s last half-sneering innuendo.
"Something more than a pretty face merely," he said, surveying Herbert coldly from head to foot; "a heart too, and a mind, for all her flitting, not wholly unfurnished with good, sensible, solid mahogany English furniture. You may be sure Harry Oswald"s sister isn"t likely to be wanting in wits, at any rate."
"Oswald"s a curious fellow," Herbert went on, changing the venue, as he always did when he saw Berkeley was really in earnest; "he"s very clever, certainly, but he can never outlive his bourgeois origin. The smell of tea sticks about him somehow to the end of the chapter. Don"t you know, Berkeley, there are some fellows whose clothes seem to have been born with them, they fit so perfectly and impede their movement so little; while there are other fellows whose clothes look at once as if they"d been made for them by a highly respectable but imperfectly successful tailor. That"s just what I always think about Harry Oswald in the matter of culture.
He"s got a great deal of culture, the very best culture, from the very best shop--Oxford, in fact--dressed himself up in the finest suit of clothes from the most fashionable mental tailor; but it doesn"t seem to fit him naturally. He moves about in it uneasily, like a man unaccustomed to be clothed by a good workman. He looks in his mental upholstery like a greengrocer in evening dress. Now there"s all the difference in the world between that sort of put-on culture and culture in the grain, isn"t there? You may train up a grocer"s son to read Dante, and to play Mendelssohn"s Lieder, and to admire Fra Angelico; but you can"t train him up to wear these things lightly and gracefully upon him as you and I do, who come by them naturally. WE are born to the sphere; HE rises to it."
"You think so, Le Breton?" asked the curate with a quiet and suppressed smile, as he thought silently of the placid old shoemaker.
"Think so! my dear fellow, I"m sure of it. I can spot a man of birth from a man of mere exterior polish any day, anywhere. Talk as much nonsense as you like about all men being born free and equal--they"re not. They"re born with natural inequalities in their very nerve and muscle. When I was an undergraduate, I startled one of the tutors of that time by beginning my English essay once, "All men are by nature born free and unequal." I stick to it still; it"s the truth. They say it takes three generations to make a gentleman; nonsense utterly; it takes at least a dozen. You can"t work out the common fibre in such a ridiculous hurry. That results as a simple piece of deductive reasoning from all modern theories of heredity and variation."
"I agree with you in part, Le Breton," the parson said, eyeing him closely; "in part but not altogether. What you say about Oswald"s very largely true. His culture sits upon him like a suit made to order, not like a skin in which he was born. But don"t you think that"s due more to the individual man than to the cla.s.s he happens to belong to? It seems to me there are other men who come from the same cla.s.s as Oswald, or even from lower cla.s.ses, but whose culture is just as much ingrained as, say, my dear fellow, yours is. They were born, no doubt, of naturally cultivated parents. And that"s how your rule about the dozen generations that go to make a gentleman comes really true. I believe myself it takes a good many generations; but then none of them need have been gentlemen, in the ordinary sense of the word, before him. A gentleman, if I"m to use the expression as implying the good qualities conventionally supposed to be a.s.sociated with it, a gentleman may be the final outcome and efflorescence of many past generations of quiet, un.o.btrusive, working-man culture--don"t you think so?"
Herbert Le Breton smiled incredulously. "I don"t know that I do, quite," he answered languidly. "I confess I attach more importance than you do to the mere question of race and family. A thoroughbred differs from a cart-horse, and a greyhound from a vulgar mongrel, in mind and character as well as in body. Oswald seems to me in all essentials a bourgeois at heart even now."
"But remember," Berkeley said, rather warmly for him, "the bourgeois cla.s.s in England is just the cla.s.s which must necessarily find it hardest to throw off the ingrained traces of its early origin.
It has intermarried for a long time--long enough to have produced a distinct racial type like those you speak of among dogs and horses--the Philistine type, in fact--and when it tries to emerge, it must necessarily fight hard against the innate Philistinism of which it is conscious in its own const.i.tution. No cla.s.s has had its inequality with others, its natural inferiority, so constantly and cruelly thrust in its face; certainly the working-man has not.
The working-man who makes efforts to improve himself is encouraged; the working-man who rises is taken by the hand; the working-man, whatever he does, is never sneered at. But it"s very different with the shopkeeper. Naturally a little p.r.o.ne to servility--that comes from the very necessities of the situation--and laudably anxious to attain the level of those he considers his superiors, he gets laughed at on every hand. Being the next cla.s.s below society, society is always engaged in trying to keep him out and keep him down. On the other hand, he naturally forms his ideal of what is fine and worth imitating from the example of the cla.s.s above him; and therefore, considering what that cla.s.s is, he has unworthy aims and sn.o.bbish desires. Either in his own person, or in the persons of his near relations, the wholesale merchant and the manufacturer--all bourgeois alike--he supplies the ma.s.s of nouveaux riches who are the pet laughing-stock of all our playwrights, and novelists, and comic papers. So the bourgeois who really knows he has something in him, like Harry Oswald, feels from the beginning painfully conscious of the instability of his position, and of the fact that men like you are cutting jokes behind his back about the smell of tea that still clings to him. That"s a horrible drag to hold a man back--the sense that he must always be criticised as one of his own cla.s.s--and that a cla.s.s with many recognised failings. It makes him self-conscious, and I believe self-consciousness is really at the root of that slight social awkwardness you think you notice in Harry Oswald. A working-man"s son need never feel that. I feel sure there are working-men"s sons who go through the world as gentlemen mixing with gentlemen, and never give the matter of their birth one moment"s serious consideration. Their position never troubles them, and it never need trouble them. Put it to yourself, now, Le Breton. Suppose I were to tell you my father was a working shoemaker, for example, or a working carpenter, you"d never think anything more about it; but if I were to tell you he was a grocer, or a baker, or a confectioner, or an ironmonger, you"d feel a certain indefinable cla.s.s barrier set up between us two immediately and ever after. Isn"t it so, now?"
"Perhaps it is," Herbert answered dubitatively. "But as he"s probably neither the one nor the other, the hypothesis isn"t worth seriously discussing. I must go off now; I"ve got a lecture at twelve. Good-bye. Don"t forget the tickets for Thursday"s concert."
Arthur Berkeley looked after him with a contemptuous smile. "The outcome of a race himself," he thought, "and not the best side of that race either. I was half tempted, in the heat of argument, to blurt out to him the whole truth about the dear gentle old Progenitor; but I"m glad I didn"t now. After all, it"s no use to cast your pearls before swine. For Herbert"s essentially a pig--a selfish self-centred pig; no doubt a very refined and cultivated specimen of pigdom--the best breed; but still a most emphatic and consummate pig for all that. Not the same stuff in him that there is in Ernest--a fibre or two wanting somewhere. But I mustn"t praise Ernest--a rival! a rival! It"s war to the death between us two now, and no quarter. He"s a good fellow, and I like him dearly; but all"s fair in love and war; and I must go down to Calcombe to-morrow morning and forestall him immediately. Dear little Miss b.u.t.terfly, "tis for your sake; you shall not be pinched and cramped to suit the Procrustean measure of Ernest Le Breton"s communistic fancies. You shall fly free in the open air, and flash your bright silken wings, decked out bravely in scales of many hues, not toned down to too sober and quaker-like a suit of drab and dove-colour.
You were meant by nature for the sunshine and the summer; you shall not be worried and chilled and killed with doses of heterodox political economy and controversial ethics. Better even a country rectory (though with a bad Late Perpendicular church), and flowers, and picnics, and lawn-tennis, and village small-talk, and the squire"s dinner-parties, than bread and cheese and virtuous poverty in a London lodging with Ernest Le Breton. Romance lives again. The beautiful maiden is about to be devoured by a goggle-eyed monster, labelled on the back "Experimental Socialism"; the red cross knight flies to her aid, and drives away the monster by his magic music.
Lance in rest! lyre at side! third cla.s.s railway ticket in pocket!
A Berkeley to the rescue! and there you have it." And as he spoke, he tilted with his pen at an imaginary dragon supposed to be seated in the crimson rocking-chair by the wainscotted fireplace.
"Yes, I must certainly go down to Calcombe. No use putting it off any longer. I"ve arranged to go next summer to London, to keep house for the dear old Progenitor; the music is getting asked for, two requests for more this very morning; trade is looking up. I shall throw the curacy business overboard (what chance for modest merit that ISN"T first cousin to a Bishop in the Church as at present const.i.tuted?) and take to composing entirely for a livelihood. I wouldn"t ask Miss b.u.t.terfly before, because I didn"t wish to tie her pretty wings prematurely; but a rival! that"s quite a different matter. What right has he to go poaching on my preserves, I should like to know, and trying to catch the little gold fish I want to entice for my own private and particular fish-pond! An interloper, to be turned out unmercifully. So off to Calcombe, and that quickly."
He sat down to his desk, and taking out some sheets of blank music-paper, began writing down the score of a little song at which he had been working. So he continued till lunch-time, and then, turning to the table when the scout called him, took his solitary lunch of bread and b.u.t.ter, with a volume of Petrarch set open before him as he eat. He was lazily Englishing the soft lines of the original into such verse as suited his fastidious ear, when the scout came in suddenly once more, bringing in his hand the mid-day letters. One of them bore the Calcombe postmark. "Strange,"
Berkeley said to himself; "at the very moment when I was thinking of going there. An invitation perhaps; the age of miracles is not yet past--don"t they see spirits in a conjuror"s room in Regent Street?--from Oswald, too; by Jove, it must be an invitation."
And he ran his eye down the page rapidly, to see if there was any mention of little Miss b.u.t.terfly. Yes; there was her name on the second sheet; what could her brother have to say to him about her?