Philistia

CHAPTER XVIII.

A QUIET WEDDING.

Fate was adverse for the moment to Arthur Berkeley"s well meant designs for shuffling off the trammels of his ecclesiastical habit.

He was destined to appear in public at least once more, not only in the black coat and white tie of his everyday professional costume, but even in the flowing snowy surplice of a solemn and decorous spiritual function. The very next morning"s post brought him a little note from Ernest Le Breton specially begging him, in his own name and Edie"s, to come down to Calcombe Pomeroy, and officiate as parson at their approaching wedding. The note had cost Ernest a conscientious struggle, for he would have personally preferred to be married at a Registry Office, as being more in accordance with the duties of a good citizen, and savouring less of effete ecclesiastical superst.i.tion; but he felt he couldn"t even propose such a step to Edie; she wouldn"t have considered herself married at all, unless she were married quite regularly by a duly qualified clerk in holy orders of the Church of England as by law established.

Already, indeed, Ernest was beginning to recognise with a sigh that if he was going to live in the world at all, he must do so by making at least a partial sacrifice of political consistency. You may step out of your own century, if you choose, yourself, but you can"t get all the men and women with whom you come in contact to step out of it also in unison just to please you.

So Ernest had sat down reluctantly to his desk, and consented to ask Arthur Berkeley to a.s.sist at the important ceremony in his professional clerical capacity. If he was going to have a medicine man or a priest at all to marry him to the girl of his choice--a barbaric survival, at the best, he thought it--he would, at any rate, prefer having his friend Arthur--a good man and true--to having the fat, easy-going, purse-proud rector of the parish; the younger son of a wealthy family who had gone into the Church for the sake of the living, and who rolled sumptuously down the long hilly High Street every day in his comfortable carriage, leaning back with his fat hands folded complacently over his ample knees, and gazing abstractedly, with his little pigs"-eyes half buried in his cheek, at the beautiful prospect afforded him by the broad livery-covered backs of his coachman and his footman. Ernest could never have consented to lot that lazy, overfed, useless enc.u.mbrance on a long-suffering commonwealth, that idle gorger of dainty meats and choice wines from the t.i.thes of the tolling, suffering people, bear any part in what was after all the most solemn and serious contract of his whole lifetime. And, to say the truth, Edie quite agreed with him on that point, too. Though her moral indignation against poor, useless, empty-headed old Mr. Walters didn"t burn quite so fierce or so clear as Ernest"s--she regarded the fat old parson, indeed, rather from the social point of view, as a ludicrously self-satisfied specimen of the lower stages of humanity, than from the political point of view, as a greedy swallower of large revenues for small work inefficiently performed--she would still have felt that his presence at her wedding jarred and grated on all the finer sensibilities of her nature, as out of accord with the solemn and tender a.s.sociations of that supreme moment.

To have been married by prosy old Mr. Walters, to have taken the final benediction on the greatest act of her life from those big white fat fingers, would have spoilt the reminiscence of the wedding day for her as long as she lived. But when Ernest suggested Arthur Berkeley"s name to her, she acquiesced with all her heart in the happy selection. She liked Berkeley better than anybody else she had ever met, except Ernest; and she knew that his presence would rather add one more bright a.s.sociation to the day than detract from it in the coming years. Her poor little wedding would want all the additions that friends could make to its cheerfulness, to get over the lasting gloom and blank of dear Harry"s absence.

"You will come and help us, I know, Berkeley," Ernest wrote to Arthur in his serious fashion. "We feel there is n.o.body else we should so like to have present at our wedding as yourself. Come soon, too, for there are lots of things I want to talk over with you. It"s a very solemn responsibility, getting married: you have to take upon yourself the duty of raising up future citizens for the state; and with our present knowledge of how nature works through the laws of heredity, you have to think whether you two who contemplate marriage are well fitted to act as parents to the generations that are to be. When I remember that all my own faults and failings may be handed on relentlessly to those that come after us--built up in the very fibre of their being--I am half appalled at my own temerity. Then, again, there is the inexorable question of money; is it prudent or is it wrong of us to marry on such an uncertainty? I"m afraid that Schurz and Malthas would tell us--very wrong. I have turned over these things by myself till I"m tired of arguing them out in my own head, and I want you to come down beforehand, so as to cheer me up a bit with your lighter and brighter philosophy. On the very eve of my marriage, I"m somehow getting dreadfully pessimistic."

Arthur read the letter through impatiently and crumpled it up in his hands with a gesture of despondency. "Poor little Miss b.u.t.terfly,"

he said to himself, pityingly, "was there ever such an abstraction of an ethical unit as this good, solemn, self-torturing Ernest! How will she ever live with him? How will he ever live with her? Poor little soul! Harry is gone like the sunshine out of her life; and now this well-meaning, gloomy, conscientious cloud comes caressingly to overspread her with the shadowing pall of its endless serious doubts and hesitations. Fancy a man who has won little Miss b.u.t.terfly"s heart--dear little Miss b.u.t.terfly"s gay, laughing, tender little heart--writing such a letter as that to the friend who"s going to marry them! Upon my word, I"ve half a mind to go into the concientious scruples business on my own account! Have I any right to be a party to fettering poor airy fairy little Miss b.u.t.terfly, with a heavy iron chain for life and always, to this great lumbering elephantine moral Ernest? Am I justified in tying the cable round her dainty little neck with a silken thread, and then fastening it round his big leg with rivets of hardened steel on the patent Bessemer process? If a couple of persons, duly called by banns in their own respective parishes, or furnished with the right reverend"s perquisite, a licence, come to me, a clerk in holy orders, and ask me to marry them, I"ve a vague idea that unless I comply I lay myself open to the penalties of praemunire, or something else equally awful and mysterious. But if the couple write and ask me to come down into Devonshire and marry them, that"s quite another matter. I can lawfully answer, "Non possumus." There"s a fine ecclesiastical ring, by the way, about answering "Non possumus;"

it sums up the entire position of the Church in a nutsh.e.l.l! Well, I doubt whether I ought to go; but as a matter of friendship, I"ll throw overboard my poor conscience. It"s used to the process by this time, no doubt, like eels to skinning; and as Hudibras says,

However tender it may be, "Tis pa.s.sing blind where "twill not see.

If she"d only have taken ME, now, who knows but I might in time have risen to be a Prebendary or even a Dean? "They that have used the office of a deacon well, purchase to themselves a good degree,"

Paul wrote to Timothy once; but it"s not so now, it"s not so now; preferment goes by favour, and the deacon must e"en shift as best he can on his own account." So, in the end, Arthur packed up his surplice in his little handbag, and took his way peacefully down to Calcombe Pomeroy.

It was a very quiet, almost a sombre wedding, for the poor Oswalds were still enveloped in the lasting gloom of their great loss, and not much outward show or preparation, such as the female heart naturally delights in, could possibly be made under these painful circ.u.mstances. Still, all the world of Calcombe came to see little Miss Oswald married to the grave gentleman from Oxford; and most of them gave her their hearty good wishes, for Edie was a general favourite with gentle and simple throughout the whole borough.

Herbert was there, like a decorous gentleman, to represent the bridegroom"s family, and so was Ronald, who had slipped away from London without telling Lady Le Breton, for fear of another distressful scone at the last moment. Arthur Berkeley read the service in his beautiful impressive manner, and looked his part well in his flowing white surplice. But as he uttered the solemn words, "Whom G.o.d hath joined together, let no man put asunder," the musical ring of his own voice sounded to his heart like the knell of his own one love--the funeral service over the only romance he could ever mix in throughout his whole lifetime. Poor fellow, he had taken the duty upon him with all friendly heartiness; but he felt an awful and lonely feeling steal over him when it was all finished, and when he knew that his little Miss b.u.t.terfly was now Ernest Le Breton"s lawful wife for ever and ever.

In the vestry, after signing the books, Herbert and Ronald and some of the others insisted on their ancient right of kissing the bride in good old English fashion. But Arthur did not. It would not have been loyal. He felt in his heart that he had loved little Miss b.u.t.terfly too deeply himself for that; to claim a kiss would be abusing the formal dues of his momentary position. Henceforth he would not even think of her to himself in that little pet name of his brief Oxford dream: he would call her nothing in his own mind but Mrs. Le Breton.

Edie"s simple little presents were all arranged in the tiny parlour behind the shop. Most of them were from her own personal friends: a few were from the gentry of the surrounding neighbourhood: but there were two handsomer than the rest: they came from outside the narrow little circle of Calcombe Pomeroy society. One was a plain gold bracelet from Arthur Berkeley; and on the gold of the inner face, though neither Edie nor Ernest noticed it, he had lightly cut with his knife on the soft metal the one word, "Frustra." The other was a dressing-case, with a little card inside, "Miss Oswald, from Lady Hilda Tregellis." Hilda had heard of Ernest"s approaching wedding from Herbert (who took an early opportunity of casually lunching at Dunbude, in order to show that he mustn"t be identified with his socialistic brother); and the news had strangely proved a slight salve to poor Hilda"s wounded vanity--or, perhaps it would be fairer to say, to her slighted higher instincts. "A country grocer"s daughter!" she said to herself: "the sister of a great mathematical scholar! How very original of him to think of marrying a grocer"s daughter! Why, of course, he must have been engaged to her all along before he came here! And even if he hadn"t been, one might have known at once that such a man as he is would never go and marry a girl whose name"s in the peerage, when he could strike out a line for himself by marrying a grocer"s daughter. I really like him better than ever for it. I must positively send her a little present. They"ll be as poor as church mice, I"ve no doubt.

I ought to send her something that"ll be practically useful." And by way of sending something practically useful, Lady Hilda chose at last a handsome silver-topped Russia leather dressing-case.

It was not such a wedding as Edie had pictured to herself in her first sweet maidenly fancies; but still, when they drove away alone in the landau from the side-door of the Red Lion to Calcombe Road Station, she felt a quiet pride and security in her heart from the fact that she was now the wedded wife of a man she loved so dearly as Ernest Le Breton. And even Ernest so far conquered his social scruples that he took first-cla.s.s tickets, for the first time in his life, to Ilfracombe, where they were to spend their brief and hasty fragment of a poor little honeymoon. It"s so extremely hard to be a consistent socialist where women are concerned, especially on the very day of your own wedding!

CHAPTER XIX.

INTO THE FIRE.

"Let me see, Le Breton," Dr. Greatrex observed to the new master, "you"ve taken rooms for yourself in West Street for the present--you"ll take a house on the parade by-and-by, no doubt. Now, which church do you mean to go to?"

"Well, really," Ernest answered, taken a little aback at the suddenness of the question, "I haven"t had time to think about it yet."

The doctor frowned slightly. "Not had time to think about it,"

he repeated, rather severely. "Not had time to think about such a serious question as your particular place of worship! You quite surprise me. Well, if you"ll allow me to make a suggestion in the matter it would be that you and Mrs. Le Breton should take seats, for the present at least, at St. Martha"s. The parish church is high, decidedly high, and I wouldn"t recommend you to go there; most of our parents don"t approve of it. You"re an Oxford man, I know, and so I suppose you"re rather high yourself; but in this particular matter I would strongly advise you to subordinate your own personal feelings to the parents" wishes. Then there"s St. Jude"s; St.

Jude"s is distinctly low--quite Evangelical in fact: indeed, I may say, scarcely what I should consider sound church principles at all in any way; and I think you ought most certainly to avoid it sedulously. Evangelicism is on the decline at present in Pilbury Regis. As to St. Barnabas--Barabbas they call it generally, a most irreverent joke, but, of course, inevitable--Barabbas is absolutely Ritualistic. Many of our parents object to it most strongly. But St. Martha"s is a quiet, moderate, inoffensive church in every respect--sound and sensible, and free from all extremes. You can give no umbrage to anybody, even the most cantankerous, by going to St. Martha"s. The High Church people fraternise with it on the one hand, and the moderate church people fraternise with it on the other, while as to the Evangelicals and the dissenters, they hardly contribute any boys to the school, or if they do, they don"t object to un.o.btrusive church principles. Indeed, my experience has been, Le Breton, that even the most rabid dissenters prefer to have their sons educated by a sound, moderate, high-principled, and, if I may say so, neutral-tinted church clergyman." And the doctor complacently pulled his white tie straight before the big gilt-framed drawing-room mirror.

"Then, again," the doctor went on placidly in a bland tone of mild persuasion, "there"s the question of politics. Politics are a very ticklish matter, I can a.s.sure you, in Pilbury Regis. Have you any fixed political opinions of your own, Le Breton, or are you waiting to form them till you"ve had some little experience in your profession?"

"My opinions," Ernest answered timidly, "so far as they can be cla.s.sed under any of the existing political formulas at all, are decidedly Liberal--I may even say Radical."

The doctor bit his lip and frowned severely. "Radical," he said, slowly, with a certain delicate tinge of acerbity in his tone.

"That"s bad. If you will allow me to interpose in the matter, I should strongly advise you, for your own sake, to change them at once and entirely. I don"t object to moderate Liberalism--perhaps as many as one-third of our parents are moderate Liberals; but decidedly the most desirable form of political belief for a successful schoolmaster is a quiet and gentlemanly, but unswerving Conservatism. I don"t say you ought to be an uncompromising old-fashioned Tory--far from it: that alienates not only the dissenters, but even the respectable middle-cla.s.s Liberals. What is above all things expected in a schoolmaster is a central position in politics, so to speak--a careful avoidance of all extremes--a readiness to welcome all reasonable progress, while opposing in a conciliatory spirit all revolutionary or excessive changes--in short, an att.i.tude of studied moderation. That, if you will allow me to advise you, Le Breton, is the sort of thing, you may depend upon it, that most usually meets the wishes of the largest possible number of pupils" parents."

"I"m afraid," Ernest answered, as respectfully as possible, "my political convictions are too deeply seated to be subordinated to my professional interests."

"Eh! What!" the doctor cried sharply. "Subordinate your principles to your personal interests! Oh, pray don"t mistake me so utterly as that! Not at all, not at all, my dear Le Breton. I don"t mean that for the shadow of a second. What I mean is rather this," and here the doctor cleared his throat and pulled round his white tie a second time, "that a schoolmaster, considering attentively what is best for his pupils, mark you--we all exist for our pupils, you know, my dear fellow, don"t we?--a schoolmaster should avoid such action as may give any unnecessary scandal, you see, or seem to clash with the ordinary opinion of the pupils" parents. Of course, if your views are fully formed, and are of a mildly Liberal complexion (put it so, I beg of you, and don"t use that distressful word Radical), I wouldn"t for the world have you act contrary to them.

But I wouldn"t have you obtrude them too ostentatiously--for your own sake, Le Breton, for your own sake, I a.s.sure you. Remember, you"re a very young man yet: you have plenty of time before you to modify your opinions in: as you go on, you"ll modify them--moderate them--bring them into harmony with the average opinions of ordinary parents. Don"t commit yourself at present--that"s all I would say to you--don"t commit yourself at present. When you"re as old as I am, my dear fellow, you"ll see through all these youthful extravagances."

"And as to the church, Mr. Le Breton," said Mrs. Greatrex, with bland suggestiveness from the ottoman, "of course, we regard the present very unsatisfactory arrangement as only temporary. The doctor hopes in time to get a chapel built, which is much nicer for the boys, and also more convenient for the masters and their families--they all have seats, of course, in the chancel. At Charlton College, where the doctor was an a.s.sistant for some years, before we came to Pilbury, there was one of the under-masters, a young man of very good family, who took such an interest in the place that he not only contributed a hundred pounds out of his own pocket towards building a chapel, but also got ever so many of his wealthy friends elsewhere to subscribe, first to that, and then to the organ and stained-gla.s.s window. We"ve got up a small building fund here ourselves already, of which the doctor"s treasurer, and we hope before many years to have a really nice chapel, with good music and service well done--the kind of thing that"ll be of use to the school, and have an excellent moral effect upon the boys in the way of religious training."

"No doubt," Ernest answered evasively, "you"ll soon manage to raise the money in such a place as Pilbury."

"No doubt," the doctor replied, looking at him with a searching glance, and evidently harbouring an uncomfortable suspicion, already, that this young man had not got the moral and religious welfare of the boys quite so deeply at heart as was desirable in a model junior a.s.sistant master. "Well, well, we shall see you at school to-morrow morning, Le Breton: till then I hope you"ll find yourselves quite comfortable in your new lodgings."

Ernest went back from this visit of ceremony with a doubtful heart, and left Dr. and Mrs. Greatrex alone to discuss their new acquisition.

"Well, Maria," said the doctor, in a dubious tone of voice, as soon as Ernest was fairly out of hearing, "what do you think of him?"

"Think!" answered Mrs. Greatrex, energetically. "Why, I don"t think at all. I feel sure he"ll never, never, never make a schoolmaster!"

"I"m afraid not," the doctor responded, pensively. "I"m afraid not, Maria. He"s got ideas of his own, I regret to say; and, what"s worse, they"re not the right ones."

"Oh, he"ll never do," Mrs. Greatrex continued, scornfully. "Nothing at all professional about him in any way. No interest or enthusiasm in the matter of the chapel; not a spark of responsiveness even about the stained-gla.s.s window; hardly a trace of moral or religious earnestness, of care for the welfare and happiness of the dear boys.

He wouldn"t in the least impress intending parents--or, rather, I feel sure he"d impress them most unfavourably. The best thing we can do, now we"ve got him, is to play off his name on relations in society, but to keep the young man himself as far as possible in the background. I confess he"s a disappointment--a very great and distressing disappointment."

"He is, he is certainly," the doctor acquiesced, with a sigh of regretfulness. "I"m afraid we shall never be able to make much of him. But we must do our best--for his own sake, and the sake of the boys and parents, it"s our duty, Maria, to do our best with him."

"Oh, of course," Mrs. Greatrex replied, languidly: "but I"m bound to say, I"m sure it"ll prove a very thankless piece of duty. Young men of his sort have never any proper sense of grat.i.tude."

Meanwhile, Edie, in the little lodgings in a side street near the school-house, had run out quickly to open the door for Ernest, and waited anxiously to hear his report upon their new employers.

"Well, Ernest dear," she asked, with something of the old childish brightness in her eager manner, "and what do you think of them?"

"Why, Edie," Ernest answered, kissing her white forehead gently, "I don"t want to judge them too hastily, but I"m inclined to fancy, on first sight, that both the doctor and his wife are most egregious and unmitigated humbugs."

"Humbugs, Ernest! why, how do you mean?"

"Well, Edie, they"ve got the moral and religious welfare of the boys at their very finger ends; and, do you know--I don"t want to be uncharitable--but I somehow imagine they haven"t got it at heart as well. However, we must do our best, and try to fall in with them."

And for a whole year Ernest and Edie did try to fall in with them to the best of their ability. It was hard work, for though the doctor himself was really at bottom a kind-hearted man, with a mere thick veneer of professional humbug inseparable from his unhappy calling, Mrs. Greatrex was a veritable thorn in the flesh to poor little natural honest-hearted Edie. When she found that the Le Bretons didn"t mean to take a house on the Parade or elsewhere, but were to live ingloriously in wee side street lodgings, her disappointment was severe and extreme; but when she incidentally discovered that Mrs. Le Breton was positively a grocer"s daughter from a small country town, her moral indignation against the baseness of mankind rose almost to white heat. To think that young Le Breton should have insinuated himself into the position of third master under false pretences--should have held out as qualifications for the post his respectable connections, when he knew perfectly well all the time that he was going to marry somebody who was not in Society--it was really quite too awfully wicked and deceptive and unprincipled of him! A very bad, dishonest young man, she was very much afraid; a young man with no sense of truth or honour about him, though, of course, she wouldn"t say so for the world before any of the parents, or do anything to injure the poor young fellow"s future prospects if she could possibly help it. But Mrs. Greatrex felt sure that Ernest had come to Pilbury of malice prepense, as part of a deep-laid scheme to injure and ruin the doctor by his horrid revolutionary notions. "He does it on purpose," she used to say; "he talks in that way because he knows it positively shocks and annoys us. He pretends to be very innocent all the time; but at heart he"s a malignant, jealous, uncharitable creature. I"m sure I wish he had never come to Pilbury Regis! And to go quarrelling with his own mother, too--the unnatural man! The only respectable relation he had, and the only one at all likely to produce any good or salutary effect upon intending parents!"

"My dear," the doctor would answer apologetically, "you"re really quite too hard upon young Le Breton. As far as school-work goes, he"s a capital master, I a.s.sure you--so conscientious, and hard-working, and systematic. He does his very best with the boys, even with that stupid lout, Blenkinsopp major; and he has managed to din something into them in mathematics somehow, so that I"m sure the fifth form will pa.s.s a better examination this term than any term since we first came here. Now that, you know, is really a great thing, even if he doesn"t quite fall in with our preconceived social requirements."