"And now you"re ashamed, eh? You know you are, Bill, you may as well own up." After some argument, Bill owned that he was ashamed and promised amendment. "Then that"s all right!" The chaplain rose with an air of relief. "I"ll speak a word to Father O"Neill, and he"ll give you a nice little penance, and you"ll make it up with Tom. I"m going to see him now, and I shall tell him you are sorry--yes, I shall, because you are, you know, sorry and ashamed. But remember!" He drew out the square green phial and held it up. "The next time you"ll get it stronger!"
The man recoiled in terror, clasping his hands over his nose. "_Non!
non, mon pere!_ Not kill me again! W"at ees eet? W"at you call eet?"
"Aromatic spirits of ammonia." The chaplain eyed the bottle gravely, shook his head, and put it back into his pocket. "No joke, is it, Bill!
Well, good-by, old sport. Remember!"
CHAPTER XII
NIPPER
A wealthy young Squire of Plymouth, we hear, He courted a n.o.bleman"s daughter so dear, And for to be married it was their intent, All friends and relations had given their consent.
So sang Pippin, on a July morning when all the world was singing too.
Bobolinks hovering, trilling, lighting, half mad with glee; catbirds giving grand opera in the willows; thrushes quiring psalms in the birches. Pippin stopped short as a dignified robin with the waistcoat of an alderman perched on a blackberry vine at his elbow and poured out a flood of liquid melody. "Like out of a jug!" said Pippin. "How d"you s"pose he does it? Gorry to "Liza, how _do_ you s"pose he does it!
"A day was appointed to be the wedding day, A young farmer was chosen to give her away; But soon as the lady this farmer did spy, She cried in her heart, "Oh, my heart!" she did cry.
"Rest easy a spell, Nipper, and I"ll rest too, and listen how he does that."
Nipper was the wheel. Setting it on the ground, Pippin sat down under a wide-branching oak and listened while the robin, like a certain wise thrush we know of, sang his song twice over, carefully and thoroughly.
Pippin, his head c.o.c.ked much as the singer"s was, noted each cadence, and when the music ceased, repeated it in a clear, mellow whistle.
Robin, much intrigued, sang a third time, and a fourth, c.o.c.ked his head still further and listened critically. Pippin replied more correctly than before; so it might have gone on indefinitely, but for an inquisitive crow who came bustling down to see what it was all about.
Robin flew away scornfully, repudiating intercourse with crows; Pippin flirted his handkerchief and told the intruder to be off with himself for an old black juggins.
Leaning against the oak bole, at peace with all mankind, Pippin listened and looked, looked and listened. Presently he became aware of an undertone of sound which made so perfect an accompaniment to the bird concert that he had not at first distinguished it. In the fringe of weeds beside the road a brook was murmuring over pebbles, gently, persistently, wooingly. The July sun was hot; he had been walking since sunrise.
"I"ll have me a wash!" quoth Pippin.
"I"ll have me a drink, and I"ll have me a wash, And then I"ll be clean as a whistle, by--"
He stopped abruptly: he had promised Mrs. Baxter not to say "gosh"; it wasn"t an expression she cared to hear him use, not real nice someways.
"And Nipper shall have a bath too!" he said gleefully. "Nip, all the bath you"ve had these two days is squatterin" in the dust like a hen.
I"ll show you; just you wait!" Carrying the wheel, he plunged into the green covert; the trees closed behind him. "Green gra.s.s!" said Pippin.
There was gra.s.s, certainly, long rank gra.s.s, such as leans over in graceful curves and dips into brooks. There were sweet rushes too, and jewel weed, and cardinal flowers, which Pippin viewed with respectful admiration, asking, now honestly did you ever? Flowing between these lovely things, taking them quite as a matter of course, was the brook, clear and brown--something like Pippin"s eyes, I declare!--babbling over mossy stones, with here a fairy cataract all cream and silver, there a round pool where Pippin might have found a trout, if he had known enough. But he did not know enough, knew in fact nothing whatever about trout; they are not found in cellars, nor in any part of a slum.
Kneeling on a flat stone, he drank long draughts of delight, now from his cupped palms, now in sheer boyish glee, putting his mouth to the bubbling silver, letting it splash and tinkle over his face. No thought of germs disturbed his joy; he knew no more of germs than of trout.
Next he pulled off his shirt, pulled out his file and bestowed it safely in a pocket, and producing a bit of soap, fell to splashing about at a tremendous rate, sending trout, lucky bugs, germs and all helter-skelter off in a fright.
A sculptor, watching Pippin at his ablutions, would have wondered how the child of the slums should have developed such muscles as rippled under his brown satin skin. Pippin could have told him. Dod Bashford kept his boys lithe and active as young eels; if they didn"t move quick, the rawhide curled about their backs and legs in good shape, Pippin could tell the sculptor. Sometimes the vision would come back even now: boys fighting in a cellar or in the reeking court outside, rolling over and over on the ground, pommelling, kicking, scratching, biting--there were no sporting rules in Bashford"s gang. The big brute would stand watching the little ones with an occasional "Go it, pup!" till he was tired or bored, when "Hook it!" followed by the hiss and sting of the rawhide, sent them apart, bleeding, cursing, often weeping with sheer rage and unsated l.u.s.t of battle. Gee! Remember that fight he had with Nosey, last winter he was with Bashford? Slim, long-legged, snaky kind of guy, Nosey was. Some like a fox; some like a rat, too, a sandy rat: sharp p"inted nose on him. Gee! Pippin gave him a good one on that p"inted nose. Gee! He didn"t guess it had p"inted so straight since!
Far enough from Bashford"s, here in the green thicket, Pippin splashed to his heart"s content: at last, dripping and joyous, he rose and shook himself like a water-dog, spattering the leaves and rushes with crystal drops. "Green gra.s.s!" he sighed, "that was great!" Next he washed his red handkerchief and his "other" pair of socks, and hung them on a bush to dry; filed a callous on the sole of his foot that had made him walk "pumple-footed" the last day or two; ran his fingers through and through his hair till it curled like that of the Borghese Hermes.
"Now it"s Nipper"s turn; come on, Nip!"
He had grown fond of the wheel. It was a faithful creature, following obediently whither he would, whizzing cheerfully, singing, Pippin made no doubt, the only song was give it to sing. This last day or two, though, it had developed a squeak and rattle that was new to him; behooved him look her over and see what was loose.
Having wiped the dust off and oiled the whole apparatus, he proceeded to examine it carefully, inch by inch. He had done this many times before; had in fact kept the little machine in apple-pie order, partly for its own sake and his, partly as in duty bound to the departed Nipper. Old Nipper! He had been a rip, Pippin reflected, same as Old Man Blossom; but yet he sure had done him a good turn leaving him the wheel.
Now--here was a thing had oftentimes puzzled him of late--what did Old Man Blossom know about Nipper? They might have been pals, he presumed likely; birds of a feather, you know! Well, yes, that; but Old Man seemed to have some hunch about the wheel; laffed fitterbust, and said them things, you rec"lect. Pippin had studied "em over and studied "em over, but he didn"t get no--
A clock strikes when it is ready, not before. Pippin"s clock struck now.
Something he had never yet touched, or never in the right way, moved under his hand. A click, and the metal plate bearing the maker"s name slid aside, revealing a long narrow cavity. Who could have guessed such a possibility in the compact little contrivance? With a smothered "Gee!"
Pippin peered eagerly into the hole or box, thrust in his hand, and brought out a small object. He turned it over and over in his hand, still muttering suppressed "Gee"s!" opened it, and sat staring, motionless.
A leather case containing a set of small tools. Nothing strange about that, Pippin, is there? Very ingenious to pack in this little s.p.a.ce the tools needed for his trade! Clever Nipper! Why do you stare so, Pippin, and why does your face flush under its wholesome tan?
His eyes riveted to the tools, Pippin sank down on the gra.s.s. He handled them, one by one, and a bright spark came into his eye.
"Green gra.s.s!" he muttered. "Now wouldn"t that--"
If you or I had looked over his shoulder, we should have seen at once that some of these were unfamiliar tools. A screw driver--yes! a pair of nippers--yes! a file--yes! but what were these three little shining objects which Pippin was fitting together with eager, trembling fingers?
Now they are joined and make a slender bar of solid steel, one end flattened to a sharp edge. That is a jimmy, and Pippin is looking with shining eyes at a miniature but perfect set of burglar"s tools.
"Now wouldn"t that--" said Pippin. Sitting back on his heels, he took the tools out one by one and examined them carefully, handling them like a lover, whistling meantime, slowly and thoughtfully, the air devoted to the aged steeple-climber. He ran his eye along their edges; he rang them on a stone to test their perfection. "_Com_-plete!" he muttered. "These certingly are a complete outfit. Now I ask you honest, would--not--that--give you a pain in your--" Pippin confused the human interior with the gallinaceous. How should he know that we have no gizzard?
"Old Nipper!" he continued. "Only to think of the slickness of him! Went round with his wheel, innocent appearin" as you please, and when he saw a likely crib, he"d up and crack it with these little daisies, just as easy--"
He stopped abruptly, as a light broke in upon him. _This_ was what Old Man Blossom meant. This was why he laffed and "most had a pupplectic fit; and no wonder! Here was he, Pippin, singing and praying, and all the time taking a cracksman"s kit along with him wherever he went! No wonder the old rip laughed! Now question was, what to do with "em?
What say? No one was near; he was alone in the green murmuring place; yet some one did certainly seem to be speaking. Pippin c.o.c.ked his ear to listen.
A shame to destroy good tools, pretty set like this, prettiest he ever saw or like to see? Might come in handy for any kind of work--even the jimmy? Any one might want to use a bar--farmin" like, or--
The strong brown fingers seemed to close of themselves, without will of his, round the tools, fondling them. Something like quicksilver ran crinkling through him--
"Now HONEST!" said Pippin. "Just watch me, will you?"
A flash in the sunlight where it broke through the leafy screen; a silver splash--the lucky bugs scattered in terror, and a solemn bullfrog tumbled headfirst off the stone from which he had been watching. Another flash and splash, and now a whole shower of them. Sang Pippin:
"There was an old man, And he was mad, And he ran up the steeple.
He took off His great big hat, And waved it over the people!"
Later, he sat under the wayside oak and communed with himself. How did he account for that? he asked. Honest, now, wouldn"t it gave you a pain?
Here he was, the Lord"s boy, a professin" Christian, belongin" to every church they was, he expected, startin" out all so gay to do the Lord"s work, and Him knowledgeable to it, and helpin" along; and then all in a minute some part of him--something he couldn"t get a holt of--give a jump, and _wanted_ them things, wanted "em like--Gorry to "Liza! You couldn"t have no idea _how_ he wanted "em! and yet "twasn"t him, neither: all the time he was lookin" on, you might say, struck all of a heap. Now how would you make that out? Honest, how would you?
After some thought, Pippin expected that it was the devil. He was always round, you know, like a roarin" line, seekin" whom he could devour "em up. Behooved him keep a sharp lookout!
_But_, said another part of his brain, ekally the Lord was round, and more so, let him bear in mind. The Lord was mindful of His own; Elder Hadley had wrote that in the Testament and Psalms he give him, and "twas _so_; and the Lord was stronger than the devil, never let Pippin have no doubts about that.
"You bet He is!" Up went Pippin"s head; he smote his knee with a resounding smack. "You bet He is! Satan, you beat it while your shoes are new! I"ve got no more use for you, and don"t you forget it!"