"Green gra.s.s!" said Pippin. "Now wouldn"t that--" He read it again, slowly and carefully. "Now wouldn"t that--well, the reverse of give you a pain! Lemme see! What fits me special in this outfit?" His finger following the table of contents, Pippin knit his brows and set his teeth, murmuring as he went, ""If trade is poor,"--that ain"t me! I made three dollars to-day, and two yesterday. Fifteen a week wouldn"t be far from it, and five of that in the bank reg"lar every week. I tell you!
""If discouraged or in trouble;" nope!
""If you are all out of sorts;" not a mite!
""If you are losing confidence in man"--There! Isn"t that a leadin"? Bet your life!" said Pippin. He turned to the appointed pa.s.sage and read:
""Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding bra.s.s, or a tinkling cymbal.
""And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.
""And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing."
"I expect that is so," said Pippin gravely. "I certainly expect that that is so, and I will act as near that as is give me, "cordin" to. Say I learn it off, so I"ll have it handy by and not forget it, what say?
"Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding bra.s.s, or a tinkling--""
At this point there was a rap on the wall, and an angry voice asked whether there was a prayer meeting going on, or what? Couldn"t a man get a wink of sleep without condemned galoots hollering their prayers through a megaphone?
"I"m real sorry, brother!" said Pippin pacifically. "I didn"t know I"d riz my voice."
"Riz your voice! You go hire yourself out as foghorn to a Sound boat, and you"ll make your fortune!"
"You"ve got a powerful organ of your own," replied Pippin. "If you"d like to have a prayer meetin", I"d be pleased to have you join in. Are you a Gideon?"
"Are you a goat that wants its hide took off?" roared the other. "If you don"t shut your head--"
"I"ve shut and padlocked it! I"m just whisperin" through a knothole. Go to by-by, bo! Pleasant dreams!"
Pippin"s chance came the very next day. As he was carrying Nipper past the white house--he was not going in, but somehow his way seemed to lie mostly through the lane--the grocery wagon stood at the gate, and even as he looked, the door opened and shut, rather hastily, and the crooked-nosed man--his given name was William, by the way--came out with his empty basket. He greeted Pippin with a scowl that blackened his never too attractive face. Pippin gave him a friendly nod.
"Mornin", Nosey!" he said.
Nosey"s only reply was a snarl that might have meant anything--except friendliness.
"Say, Nosey, quit the grouch, what? I"m sorry I sp"iled your beak, bo.
There! I"d mend it if I knew how, honest I would!"
Nosey"s reply was intelligible this time, but unprintable. It was to the general effect that if Pippin didn"t light out pretty condemned quick, he would "get his," whatever that might mean.
"That so?" said Pippin. "All right, bo! I just wanted to say that I hadn"t no grouch against you. I"m on the straight now, Bill, see? Mebbe you are, too?"
"Yes, you are!" with an ugly sneer. "You and your wheel! You look out, that"s all I say to you! Gidap!" The last remark was addressed to the horse, and was accompanied by a savage blow of the whip; the startled animal sprang forward and the wagon rattled out of sight.
"Well, I tried!" said Pippin. "Honest, I did!"
A day or two after, Mrs. Appleby received a letter that puzzled her somewhat. It was signed, "Yours in the Lord, Pippin," and was to the effect that she was please not to be sore because the writer had to hold up that job a mite. He would pull it off quick as he could, but they was some guys trying to make a deal out of some folks he knew that was dandy folks, he could tell her, and he felt a call to hang round a spell so as he would be ready in case an extra hand was needed, for them guys was mean as they grow, and if that young lady or her boss come to any harm, he"d never get over it, sure thing. But quick as he got this off his chest, he"d make tracks for Sh.o.r.eham and get that letter, if it took a leg.
Mrs. Appleby smiled over this effusion, which was carefully written on heavily ruled paper. The handwriting was stiff and official--had not Pippin learned to write in the office of the Warden, under the eye of that kindly potentate?--the spelling occasionally quaint, but she seemed well pleased as she laid it away methodically.
"I am sure that boy is genuine!" she said with a little nod. "I would trust him--what is it, Jane?"
A pupil-teacher was standing before her, red-cheeked, round-eyed, and out of breath.
"Jimmy "as run away again, Mam!"
"Jimmy! dear! dear! Played hookey from school, you mean?"
"Yes, Mam! I "ad "im be the "and"--Jane was but one remove from London--"and we was steppin" along quite-like, wen "e "eard a horgan, and "e was horf!"
"Dear! dear!" said Mrs. Appleby again. "That is the third time; I will notify the police at once." Stepping to the telephone, she gave notice of the truant, "Ten years old, small and wiry, red hair and freckles; khaki pants, gray flannel shirt; will probably answer to any name except his own, which is James Mather. Do have him found, Mr. Inspector! He isn"t a bad boy, and he is sure to have the nightmare to-night."
Turning back, she spoke to Mrs. Faulkner who was just entering the room.
"Jimmy Mather has run away _again_, Mrs. Faulkner! I really don"t know what to do with the boy."
"I should send him to the Farm School!" said Mrs. Faulkner promptly. "He is a very bad influence here. Last evening, when the cook was going to church, he pinned a dishcloth to her cloak, and she never found it out till she got back. She has given notice. I was just coming to tell you.
I think she will stay if the boy is sent away."
"Little Jim!" cried Mrs. Appleby. "Oh, Mrs. Faulkner! He is too young for the Farm School, even if--"
"Mary is a very valuable woman!" said Mrs. Faulkner severely. "It is matter of knowledge to me that she has been offered fifteen dollars a week, and we get her for ten because of her little niece being here.
James Mather is worth nothing at all that I can see, and is a nuisance besides."
"Oh, Mrs. Faulkner!" said Mrs. Appleby again.
As she stood perplexed, what was this vision that flashed suddenly before her eyes? Two brown, bright eyes in a face that seemed to smile all over, brow to chin; a musical voice saying,
"There"s a kid I like! I could do something with that kid if I had him!"
"Dear! dear!" said Mrs. Appleby aloud. "I do wish he would!" and happening to glance out of the window, she saw Pippin entering the courtyard with Jimmy Mather beside him. Yes, things happen that way sometimes. Mrs. Appleby did not try to a.n.a.lyze her feeling of relief when Mrs. Faulkner was called out of the room just as Pippin entered it.
"Run straight into me!" said Pippin, when the culprit had been welcomed, rebuked, provisionally pardoned and sent to bed. "Follerin" a Dago with an organ and a monkey. Gee! Run just the way I used to run after a monkey. I knew the pup in a minute, and I had him by his slack and scruff before he knew what had got him. Green gra.s.s! he was surprised, that kid was! Then he bawled, and wanted to go with me, but nix on that, so I said I"d fetch him home, and he come along like pie. But say, lady, you rec"lect what I told you that day?"
"I was just thinking of it when you came in! Your coming seemed providential."
"Can you show me anything that ain"t, in a manner of speakin"? Well, I say it again. This is a dandy place for some kids, but it"s no place for that one. You want to let me take him--"
"Where? Where would you take him, Pippin?"
"To Cyrus Poor Farm!"
"A poorhouse?" The matron"s face fell.
"It"s that, but it"s more than that, and it"s goin" to be more than what it is now. Leave me have that boy and a dozen more like him, and gee! I tell you we"ll make things hum there to Cyrus! That"s the kind I want; smart little kids, the kind that makes the smartest crook. Catch "em little, and make "em grow straight instead of crooked--what do you know about that? Wouldn"t that be mince pie atop of roast turkey and cranberry sauce? I tell you!"