The Great "Dragon" Ellupharr"ronbishi.;) How do you even say that?
"I think it"s p.r.o.nounced like E-lu-far-lon-b-shi and I don"t think it"s a real name." Mu thought back totally not afraid of the giant "dragon" saying it was gonna kill him.
Mu just sang "STOP!" Really it was more of a scream. The scream-sing worked though because the ma.s.sive "dragon" suddenly felt like he had just ran into a brick wall and he doesn"t even know what bricks are.
"Hey that"s kinda rude mister snake we were just having a nice chat." Mu said to the "dragon" which had collapsed at his feet.
"My name is Ellupharr"ronbishi address me as such human," The "dragon" said. "No, because I can"t p.r.o.nounce that and neither can anybody else," Mu clarified.
"Now I want you to tell me why you aren"t just a flying snake,"Mu said genuinely curious about the biology of this creature.
"Why would I ever talk to you human and reveal my secrets," the "dragon" said growling at him.
"Well because if you don"t you won"t be able to move ever again and you will be stuck there forever," Mu said pointing out the fact that the "dragon" couldn"t move a muscle except his internal ones. But only because Mu wants them to.
"Your spell will deteriorate over time or somebody else will break it," the "dragon said closing his eyes to go to sleep.
"Well if you don"t want to cooperate I"ll just cut you open myself," Mu said walking up to the "dragon".
"HaHa good luck finding something shar.. AAAAAAHAAHAHAHAH!!" The dragon screamed as Mu took his cane and gave it the "Cell Cutter" effect which raised its sharpness by a astronomical number.
;)Cell Cutter is that what your calling it?
"Well yea because it is so sharp it can cut between cells," Mu thought to the voice as he cut into the "dragon".
Mu spent a few hours thoroughly cutting the "dragon" up. But Mu is not a biology teacher so he doesn"t actually know what he was looking at while he cut the "dragon" up. But he didn"t find any wings so he decreed that this was absolutely a flying snake not a dragon.
;)Snakes don"t have legs.
"Shut the f.u.c.k up you don"t think I know that but I"m not gonna spend another paragraph on this guy alright" Mu thought to the voice.
So as Mu doesn"t want to stay around the dragon anymore he just takes some of its meat,to see what it taste like, and leaves.
Afterwards Mu didn"t encounter any real danger. Just a few bandits and an army of the dead but besides that he was out of the mountains in four days.
He walked up to a sign which was in some language which he knew was on earth but he couldn"t remember its name.
However,Mu doesn"t need to know the language because he can understand the very essence of words no matter the language. The sign said.
HEARTBREAK CITY AHEAD